IT'S OUT

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woah

It's time to scream in the yellow submarine

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>>382296458
>00:00:00

OOOOOOOOMMMMPH!!

Amazon shipped it out. Looking forward to the nostalgia.

how much is?

>>382296527
did she dumped him when she discovered he was a siscon?

how did i ever do the boulder levels with a d-pad?

joystick suck for eveything else obviously

>>382297353
$60, same as any other full price game

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>>382297670
Retard.

>>382297931
$40, my bad.

>>382297670
Nope, its $40.

>>382296458
How the fuck do you get any platnum times in this game? You'd have to be a fuckin nerd to do that.

>>382298641
Come back with sprint and air sliding unlocked.

>>382298641
I got platinums on every level on the PS1 version. One reason I'm skeptical about the remake. If the gameplay is even slightly off, I'm autistic enough to tell

>>382298927

I saw an artcicle claiming it was the new darksouls.

So i guess its still hard

LET'S DO IT

>>382296458
Best track coming through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mTS04v8he0

IT'S FUCKING PERFECT HOLY SHIT

>>382298641
Super easy with the sprint

>>382299039
I guess beating Super Mario Bros makes you a god now does it?

>>382299720
I managed to get gold, but not platinum. I suppose I'll come back to it.

>>382299039
There are two reviews bitching about the game being too hard now. This is insane its a fucking kids game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QlTsVjT_sk
Gamespot is the other they haven't uploaded a video review yet.

Got it from gamestop and just got to the final island in Crash 1. Going to stop here tonight. Everything is good so far except for the Native Fortress level on the first island. Developers fucked that all up and it went from an average difficulty level to legendarily fucking hard.

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>>382296458

Why hasn't anyone uploaded all the remastered tracks from Warped yet?

>Coco isn't unlocked from the start
Guess I'll just play Warped and dump this garbage.

JUUUUlian

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>>382300000

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Bought it from some guy on Ebay for $12 (with a $10 discount). Hopefully it won't be a scam. It probably will be, but the risk is worth it since I can chargeback anyways.

>>382300091
You get to play as her pretty early in the game.
I think before Papu Papu.

>>382300321
A whole fucking world in Crash 1 and 2 before unlocking her

>>382300091
Yeah pretty pissed to discover this. 1 and 2 require you to get beat the entire first areas before you can use her. 3 lets you use her right from the beginning. I don't see a single reason for doing this. Fuck them.

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>>382300178

>>382299098
BLEH BLEH BLEEEEH

I wanna pray to the church of Coco Bandicoot

>>382300403
>>382300376
>>382300091
fuck off you pathetic permavirgins

>>382300008
You get so many lives attempting the green gem because of wampa fruit and brio bonus stage, suggest all stack up on it

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ITS HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrwwTL8tIKQ

>>382300321
Crash 3 has her from the start.

So far just dipped into the first few levels of 1 and 3.

Everything I expected, but a bit shitted off (as expected) when you get 40/41 crates and the last crate is some fucking "come back with a green gem" situation. And now I'm hearing you unlock sprinting? So fuck everything except purple gems/completion until everything is unlocked?

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>>382300681
thats retarded

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>>382300000

>Never had a ps1 but enjoy games like mario 64, dong freeze and other platformers.
How good is Crash, should I waste more money on this game?

>>382300000

nice

>>382300000
>I managed to get gold, but not platinum
no you got everything

>>382300591
coco is the only reason to care about this game

Happy Halloween everybody

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>>382300000

Sorry to be a retard, but I'm seeing people slide-jumping in videos to get extra length out of their jumps and I CANNOT figure out how it's done.
Any tips?

>>382301175
Its definitely not Mario 64, not even close but its a great game for what it is, its just super linear.

>>382301175
crash 1 is bad
crash 2 and 3 are amazing

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>>382300681
get lost

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>tawna isnt wearing a dress

>>382301387
Slide and then jump

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>have to wait until tomorrow to pick it up

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>>382300000

Don't mind me, indecisive.
>Odd
Buying this shit first thing tomorrow
>Even
Wait for it to go on sale for 20$ in 6 months

>>382301591
I've only been taught how to spin, I don't see anything about sliding in the controls
On another matter, does spin jumping give extra distance at all?

THEY'RE

NOT

APPLES

>>382301683
Are you playing crash 1? If you are you can't do that in that game

the new "WOAH" sucks fucking ass

Did they change some of the coloured gem locations in crash 1?

What changes did they make to crash 1 I know you can't use the rope on nowhere bridge anymore

>>382301661
Have fun

Can't for all the threads bitching about how mediocre Crash gameplay is.

>>382301895
true this

>>382301903

You can still use the rope on the Road to Nowhere. I used it during the last stretch to reach the teleporter.

>>382301883
Oh ok thanks.

>>382300000
>All these replies
>None of them are WOAH

>>382301895
Yeah it's a real voice instead of some tweaked sfx or something, how lazy of the devs am I right??

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>>382300681
I bought this game solely because of these boys.

>>382302109
the old, better woah was a real voice too retard

I'll be getting mine tomorrow, I just hope I get that shitty keychain too.

>>382302109
>Yeah it's a real voice instead of some tweaked sfx or something


Yeah you dumb nigger, its like replacing the violin strings that make up the Godzilla roar, with generic HD lion roars.

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I'm playing Crash 2 first and noticing some weird things about his physics.

Sometimes he'll land on platforms and stay there for a split second before the game decides "no, that's a fall" and I die. In Snow Go, you can slide past the pistons before they fire off and be on the other side but it still counts a a hit so you can die just standing next to them. Also, Crash seems to fly forward with some jumps, making some box platforming difficult at times. It looks and sounds great, but actually controlling Crash can be frustrating at times compared to the original and I'm not sure why. It's not game breaking, but it certainly takes some getting used too.

>>382300008
Is there any reason to buy this if I just beat 3 of the games on ps1 yesterday? Is the difference worth it or is it pure graphics?

>fucked color palette
>original ost remixed garbage
>no longer comfy
>30fps

I can just emulate a better version of this for free and if you try to debate this with me you are literally stupid and sad.

>>382302330
They will probably patch shit like that soon after some feedback

>>382302031
Just rechecked after reading this on the high road, thank god. those stages hurt

>>382302330

Yeah I've been noticing this issue too as I have been going through Crash 1. It is making levels like Native Fortress a lot harder than they need to be.

>>382302512
Then go do it. Who cares? Saves you money and you enjoy yourself more.

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>>382301895
Given how VV have listened to feedback and made tweaks, like improving the old crunchy wumpa noise from the earliest trailers, I'm hoping they'll keep listening to post release feedback and we'll get a better "WOAH" in a patch.

>Buy physical version
>No instruction manual, dlc codes or even advertisements for other games, just a disc in an otherwise empty case

Native Fortress is hard as fuck in this holy shit

>>382302790
Like every single other game this gen. I stopped expecting that stuff a long time ago

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>Native Fortress
>Went from 30 lives to two game overs

Fuck this shit I'm out.
Don't know why I thought I'd be having a good time with this game.

>>382302957
get gud

>>382302817
I just beat that one, had to go back and grind some lives. Now I'm fucked on that green gem in the lost city. Fuck the no death rule.

>>382302076
why is she so perfect

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So it is true

>>382302894
Games like shovel knight for example still have manuals but yeah don't expect those from triple A games anymore

ACTIVISION PRESENTS... A BLAST FROM THE PAST!

Fuck I'm already smiling

>>382302076
:3

>You gotta jump from your heels at the edge of ledges to even make a tiptoe landing

y tho

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>>382302076
Fuck crash i am playing coco wherever it's possible

>>382300681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0jMLijU7fY

They're doing this quick

>>382303564
episode 1 of crash 3 should be out soon

>they got rid of the extra pissed off Cortex dialogue if you keep on avoiding the crystals in Crash 2

He only comes up one time after you skip a crystal

>>382303434
>>382302957
Jumping is all fucky. I'm not sure if it's intentional or a physics bug.

what are the pro improvements?

>>382303836
>what are the pro improvements?
the what?

>>382303836
1440p

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>getting the green gem in Crash 1
HOW DO I DO THIS SHIT

>>382303836
Fur-K

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>these controls

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I got so close to beating it, It's that fucking jump from the two torches onto a platform with a checkpoint box, twice now I fucked the jump but it's like the game triggers the "UH OH!!!" death animation before I even get my feet to the same level as the platform. I hate this level, it fucking taunts me being the second from last level on the first island.

>>382303728
Are you sure? I remember seeing streams and it's still there.

That and one of the trophies revolves around this so...

>>382302076
HNNGGG

>>382300591
I only bought it for Coco.

>>382303946

what if i have a 1080p tv.

>>382301453
What makes Crash 1 bad?

>>382304245
Level design.

How do I make the invisible platforms on Crash 1 appear?

>>382304328
Collect a coloured gem in later levels, to get them you have to clear the level without dying

>>382304328
Colored Gems. This also applies to Crash 2 and 3 as well for certain stages. In Crash 1 however, the stages where you get the colored gems, you also can't die in them, or you'll have to start over to get them in this version.

>>382304245
It's not bad, it's just the system it uses is based on pinpoint accuracy and timing, as opposed to 2 and 3 which are a bit more open as to how you can jump and extend your reach. Timing is a bitch, especially going for time trials and the colored gems.

>>382299315
Best Boss Track (Next to Dingodile) Coming through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4iiUygA3X0

So when the DLC "Lost Treasures" is coming?

I fucking love the remixed soundtrack with a few exceptions. But I'm genuinely shocked at how well they handled the music

>>382302076
Her new model is so fucking ugly and not sexy at all.

I'm convinced the jumping is fucked, it's not supposed to be like this and there's going to be a patch. Can't believe I eagerly waited all day just to get mad.

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>>382300000

>>382304492
She's not supposed to be sexy, just cute

>>382302512
>no longer comfy
"Comfy" has to be the most stupid buzzword in gaming right now

>>382304492
I disagree she is sexier than ever

great, we can stop talking about it now, right? no more pointless threads about a decades old game with shiny new paint and hats, right?

>>382304663
People still shill FFXIV though

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>>382300000
You managed to get those sick quints, brotato.

FUCK THAT WILD HOG LEVEL ON CASH 1 i lost all my 15 fukin lives. its a 50% change to get it right the first time

>Gamespot gave it a 6 because MUH DIFFICULTY

Fuck them, just like the faggot who gave Tropical Freeze a 6 for the difficulty as well

Giving a low score for difficulty while Memeing Dark Souls should be a federal offense that results in a beheading

>>382304497
Yeah. Things shouldn't be the way they are. I can't even cross a jump in Snow Biz by standing at the edge. It's even on a lower platform and the jump just won't connect.

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So who is remaking this?

>>382304692
You ain't seen shit until Native Fortress.

Why is this game so fucking hard?

>>382304741
Bugged physics for jumping and some bizarre hitboxes.

>people been cluster the fucking reviewers for saying it's hard
>thread full of people failing
my almonds are activated full throttle baybee

>all these people crying about Native Fortress
i know this place is casual as fuck but damn

>>382300220
you're fucking retarded, of course its a scam.

>>382300000
Well you got platinum digits.

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>>382304741
So the Gamesradar journalist was... right?

I had both a N64 and a PSX at the time but never played Crash, too busy playing the creme de la creme of both systems. I couldn't care less about this crash grab 2bh

I SWEAR! i know im makeing these jumps right but i fall and die

>>382304738
Naughty Dog put TLOU part 2 on hold to make this

>>382304739
it wasn't that bad. died 2 times

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*blocks your path*

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Serious question, sorry if it sounds like I'm bullshiting.

I have only tried playing crash 1. While I enjoyed it I started to get annoyed as I felt my imputs were lagging. I assumed it was the emulator and dropped it. I have heard though that crash 1 does actually have input lag though. My questions are: is this true, does the nsane trilogy fix that, and are crash 2 and 3 the same?

>>382304176
Then nothing

better graphics is one thing, but i hope there's no questionable changes
ive heard they did something to boss defeat dialog?

How many fucking times are they going to play the same game, isn't this technically going to be the third time they played Crash 2

>>382305079

not even super sampling?

>>382304957
good this is better than the last of us will ever be

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WHOA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0cJUPOnotg

>>382305018
Crash 2 and 3 always controlled better compared to Crash 1. The N-Sane Trilogy fixes it for Crash 1.

I'm just reminded of that shitty smosh trailer.

If Super Mario 64 never released would people hold Crash higher? Does this trilogy have any hope of rekindling Crash interest while the Jaws theme plays and Odyssey threatens to emerge this holidays?

>>382304896
ahaaehehehHEEEHEHEHAHAH HE SAID...CRASH GRAB INSTEAD OF...wait for it...CASH GRAB OHOHOHOHOHOOOOOQAHHHHHH IM CRYING OOOOF

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>>382304412
holy shit
wtf i love crash now

>>382302957
a 6 year old could beat these games back in the day without going into a fit of autistic fury. Be patient and take your fucking time on the tough platforming shit you ADHD-riddled faggot.

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>Some of my fondest memories are playing Crash with my brother as a kid
>was playing NSane Trilogy with a friend earlier and we had fun with it just like my brother and I did 20ish years ago

This hits a really good spot as far as remakes go. the original spirit is very much intact. Can't wait to swing by my bro's place and play it together again.

>>382305209
I played in reverse order. 3 and 2 are pretty similar, but 1 felt like Crash was underwater.

>>382305226
bretty funny for 8 am in the morning. Gotta pad myself of the shoulder there. However the r in crash should have been spoilered. No idea why 4chan ate my spoiler tags. It's this work computer mate, can't even install 4chanx on it

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>Lost City
>go through all that bullshit and finish the Tawna bonus stage intact
>somehow bounce off the one fucking lizard enemy standing right near the edge and fall to my death

Bonus stage deaths don't count, right? I'll just attempt this again... later...

>>382304738
I meant the image btw

>>382300681
Is this supposed to be funny?

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>>382296458
Waited so long to post this

>>382305209
>>382305295
Thanks. I didn't know if I was just being crazy but the controls felt weird. Not terrible but off to me. I'll try emulating crash 2 and 3, thanks guys.

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>>382305292
>20ish years ago
Love it when underages try to pass as adults

>>382305402
Oh didn't you here? You're not allowed to criticize them, or they'll get mad and passive-agressively mention it in their videos. THE HORROR!

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>>382305431

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>>382305490
I was just saying I played that shit when I was 5 years old but you do you fampai

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>>382305490
Anon

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>>382296458
as if no one knew with you fags non stop posting your sjw reboot

>>382305490
>1996
>2017
Who is the underage here?

Do you still have to clear the levels without dying to get gems in crash 1? It was my favorite for how difficult it is was to %100 it.

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>>382305741
>sjw reboot

>>382305783
You have to do a perfect run for the colored gems. The Clear gems work how they did in Crash 2 and 3

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>>382300000


Oooo buddy

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>>382305748
>>382305630
>it really was 20 years ago

>>382305349
I need to know this too, that Brio bonus is fucking split second timing and all those goddamn boxes in the Tawna one are unbearable.

Can anyone confirm if bonus deaths count toward Green gem penalty?

>>382305851
the intro and other changes says other wise kid

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>>382305741

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what the fuck is this

>>382302957
I'm stuck on this too at the moment...

I game overed, it felt like I wasted an hour or something

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>Tfw my PS4 broke four days ago

i hope y'all having fun with Crash.

>>382306047
It's garbage. You're not missing anything.

>>382301453

What? Crash 1 was my shit. Fuck you s

>>382305851
>work how they did in Crash 2 and 3
Shame, that was the best part of crash 1
>>382305992
A really shitty player jumping to his death, obviously.

>>382305992
Slide and jump you dingus

>>382305992
You fucking failing??

>>382305992
You need momentum son. Slide Jump is your friend.

Hi guys, how long would it take to go through all three games?

>>382305992
>DSP.webm

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>>382306192
>>382306124
>Jumping to a downward platform at the edge of the platform still results in a fall

>>382306196
Did this after and I still got hit by the crusher after hitting the ceiling. Things are really fucking weird.

>>382305992
Slidejump is a thing friend

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>>382302957
so this really is the new dark souls...

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>>382306124
>Having to break all the boxes, on every level, in one go, without dying, where if you die and get the boxes you are rewarded with nothing.
>The best part of Crash 1

>>382296527
Manlets, when will they ever learn?

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>>382306096
>It's garbage
y-you're garbage!

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>>382300000

>>382306319
Yeah it was challenging, fun and rewarding

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>>382305007
>*Pushes you ahead straight into spikes instead of simply blocking you*

Woah

>>382306413
There's nothing fun about trial and error bullshit

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>To get the coloured gem I need to break all 82 boxes and not die the whole level

I died on the Tawna bonus stage like 7 times alone

>Speedrunning faggots calling the game trash because they can't use some old bugs and skips
lmaoing all day

I really don't understand how people think this is too hard

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>>382305909

>all these people who have never played Crash before
>all these people acting like Crash is hard, with someone even comparing it to Dark Souls
I don't know what weird dimension I stumbled into but I want to go back

>>382306319
Yeah it was fun and rewarding, and I also loved the creepy atmosphere it had as opposed to the other two.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqtLvuVPpTs

>>382306246
Just play through the levels, around 2-3 days. You can burn through Crash 2 in an afternoon

oh man fuck Road to Nowhere. Took me roughly 25-30 lives just to get through. Tip for those who are having trouble with it. You can walk on the ropes on the side, if you are super careful.

When can I switch to Coco? I am still stuck with Crash.

This game is wonderful

>>382306587
You're surrounded by shills, not quite the Twilight Zone yet.

>>382306696
You have to beat Papu Papu first

>>382305490

Are you retarded?

>>382306751
I beat him but I don't see the option

>>382306458
bonus stages don't count towards deaths

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>>382306696
Crash 1: Beat Papu Papu
Crash 2: Beat the first Warp Room.

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>>382306458
those actually count?

>>382306680
>cheesing the bridge levels
Just how shit are you people at video games?

>>382306319

Git gud

I'm on Native Fortress right now, and theres a turtle that kills you when you jump on it. So I span it. That should be fixed.
Also I've missed many gaps. Something about Crash's momentum or something that is making me feel like I have to hold forward for longer than usual. Also the hog doesn't move fast enough from side to side it seems. Got the Gold in the first hog level. How the fuck do you get a faster time? You can't charge or anything.

Things I love so far: I smiled as soon as the VV intro started up until about after papu papu non stop. The invincibility music is somehow BETTER.
A lot of the remixed songs, I'm really liking. Not saying they're better, but they still sound great.
I'm glad I avoided the intro and all the cutscenes on youtube.

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>>382297507
what in god's name is a siscon?

Lemme guess, some flavor-of-the-week insult on /v/?

>>382306842
the stage below him is a time machine and that's how you get her

>>382306845
That's good know, I still died a ton on that stage anyway.

>>382306842
Below Papu Papu there's a red dot, instead of a stage you unlock Coco

>>382306882
are you seriously telling me that shit isn't ridiculous or you just trying to bait

>>382306319
This

>>382306939
you're actually impressively wrong lol

>>382306951
>>382306954
Neat thanks

>>382306939
Try google normalfag.

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>MFW thinking of all the people who've never played Crash 2 attempting the Cold Hard Crash box gem

>>382307024
Is this your first platformer? I didn't have a problem clearing it legit as a kid, and I certainly don't now.

Lost all lives on level with the bridge
Now I have to grind for extra lives because there is no way I can do it with 4
Truly dark souls

So, do Crash and Coco have their own seperate gems? Like, if I get all the gems in a level as Crash, would they still be acquired when I switch to Coco? Barring the character exclusive levels and bosses of course.

nintodlers finally realizing that crash was indeed the superior platforman experience. nice.

>>382306714
I don't get it. I played Crash 3 when I was 10, and had no problems learning its (simple) gameplay. I got all platinum relics, at fucking 10 years old. What is even going on

>>382307163
so its baiting then. heres your (you) my man.

>>382305741
>the dark souls of sjw reboots

sonytards are finally getting the full nintendo experience: mediocre remakes of mediocre games

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>>382307143

>>382307143
>Those people discovering the secret entrances.

Good luck.

>>382307192
All the same. The only difference is their animations when pulling the gems and crystals out.

Example: Crash may pull one out his ear, while Coco looks for it only to find it stuck on her back.

Are any speedrunners of the original playing it? Because that would be worth watching

>>382304738
please

>>382307273
I was watching a 100% run (as I've long since lost my Crash discs), and god, I was just fuckin laughing at how ridiculous some of the gems can be

if people think beating the games is hard, just wait till they try to 106 it

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is Stormy Ascent in the game? Or any of the other unused levels?

That is literally the only thing that will get me to buy is new content

anyone knows if they put back obj_motherfuckers howie scream back in 2/3?

>>382307459
Supposedly planned as DLC with some leaked trophies. No idea if it's paid or not.

>>382304738
I'd gladly pay to see someone remake this image.

nobody is going to post Crash Bandicoot Reloaded like the old times?

My fucking PS4 jyst spat out the disc near the end of a level

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>>382300000
MASAKA

>>382307569
Common ps4 issue. Happened to me after a year of usage.

Change of plans, 1 is to fucking hard i will play 3 then 2 and save one for last

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I just noticed the Naughty Dog logo on Coco's laptop

So /v/

Analog stick or dpad?

>>382307847
D-Pad.

Crash 1 feels fucking awful on stick.

>>382307847
If you play Crash with a dpad then you should promptly set yourself on fire. Crash 1 was almost unplayable because of not being analog compatible on the PS1

CAN YOU STILL USE THE D-PAD

>>382307776

Pussy

>>382307818
There's also other Naughty Dog references. The asteroid you see go by Cortex's space station during the intro of 2 had the same logo, Coco is watching Nate and Elena play Crash 1 from Uncharted 4 on her laptop before it goes out during the Crash 2 intro, and they have a picture of Nate you can see in their house during Crash 3's intro.

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Is this game supposed to come with a manual? My case didnt have one

>>382307902
of course

>>382307280

The loading screens give away the secrets

>>382307776
I always knew /v/ was terrible at video games.

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Post yfw next game in the series is called Coco Bandicoot

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>>382307543
retold you faggot

>>382299039
>The new dark souls
Such a retarded thing to say about crash bandicoot

>>382307936
No.
Thanks current generation

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>>382307946

thank fuck, literally can't play crash with analogue sticks

that's how fucking autist I am

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>>382307936
>Games with physical manuals

I honestly miss this...

>>382307936
I can't even remember the last console game I bought that came with a manual.

>>382296527
Why did they make her look like a gypsy?

>>382308035
I"m the exact opposite. I can easily get platinum relics on every level but find it unplayable with the dpad

>>382307569
Make sure the front end of the PS4 is hanging off a ledge. For some reason the original PS4 eject sensor is also on the bottom. PS4 slim fixed that.

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>>382307980

>>382307936
Games don't have or need manuals anymore because they can teach you through in game text, or tutorials, or intuitive gameplay, or any number of means

>>382301895
wtf the sheer fucking autism of some of you faggots is staggering

Took me ages to realise at the end of that native forest(?) level with the three flame things, you just bounce from one to the other without holding jump

Jesus I'm bad

>>382308042
I bought the binding of Isaac for the Switch recently and it had a manual. Some games still do, but it's mostly limited edition type stuff. I miss them too

Holy fuck I'm bad now. I used to ace Crash 1 as a wee lad

I died about 6 times on the opening level all because I wanted the gem and that box bridge fucked me

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>>382297507
She apparently does go back to Cortex though

Some levels are just beautiful and some are meh. Also is it me or is the Papu Papu boss fight easier? Same with Tiny (Warped).

>>382303836
No framerate drops during cutscenes

>>382308195
>OBJ_MOTHERFUCKERED

>>382308195
More like Crash Bandicuck.

>>382300414
Woah

How far I have to go to unlock double jump in crash 1? Getting all boxes without it is just nightmare

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JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING GREEN GEM RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHH

>>382307361
This, Crash is literally a game built for speedrunning.

>>382308424
>Unlocks
>Crash 1

Ha. Poor anon.

>>382308459
Imagine doing this shit in 1996.

>>382307980
wouldn't buy

>>382308424
Powers are in crash 3

>>382308424
>unlock
Next you're going to ask how to craft the bazooka

>>382306920
Also, I love how Crash poses for the Trophy screenshot after beating a boss.

>>382308459

>Go into this thread intending to complain about trying to get the green gem
>See this post

You're not alone, last run I fucked up near the end and accidentally killed the gecko without jumping on it.

>>382308195
Mother!?

>Jumping and hit detection are all fucked

Bone Yard has never been so needlessly annoying with the lava pits in the original being trivial as fuck to jump over but holy shit they're obj_motherfuckers in this remake what the shit

I havnt played crash before

I see the little Coco tokens for the bonus stages, but what are the ones with the little bald man? Are they important?

really enjoying it so far

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Seriously, how the fuck do people watch these videos?
Do Oney and his friends have mental problems?
Nobody talks like this. Nobody spouts complete and utter nonsense while playing video games like this, it's as if they have nothing in their brains except retarded bad jokes.

Nothing connects. They're not talking about anything. They're not doing anything.
Somebody just says something stupid, which someone maybe responds to, then it's something else stupid.
What's the comedy? What's the flow? Why does anyone watch this?

Good to know artificial difficulty existed back in the PS1 days

>>382308195
So why did she dump him? Or was it never explained and more of a "We can't have this overly sexualized character in our game because parents complained" sorta thing

>>382308783

The old bald man is another bonus stage, on that note somebody please tell me I don't need to do that bonus stage in the green gem level on the first try.

>>382308851
>artificial difficulty
>game LITERALLY becomes easier the more you die
Maybe try not being so garbage at games anon

>>382308783
That's not Coco, those are Tawna heads, the girlfriend of Crash. You need them to get to the bonus stages to get all of the boxes. Same thing with the bald man (N.Brio) but his stages are much, much harder.

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I need a "git gud" pic of Crash

>>382308971
>>382308919
cool thanks!

>>382309018
With all these shitters in this thread, we seriously need one.

FUCK I CAN'T REACH GOLD RELIC ON THE FIRST STAGE

SHOULD I JUST IGNORE IT AND CONTINUE WITH THE GAME

FUCK TIME TRIAL

Native Fortress can eat a fucking dick. I hear you have to go through it again once you get the pink gem. Fuck that. Thankfully, supposedly you don't ever have to fuck with a stage that hard again until Road to Nowhere.

....and then Crash 2 happens and you can kiss your happiness goodbye.

Crash 3 was easy from what I remember.

tiny looks sexier

>>382305402
Begone, underage.

>>382309230
>he didnt just run on the ropes on the side of the bridge

>>382308851
>already complaining about artificial difficulty
that confirms it, this truly is the crash bandicoot of dark souls

>>382309230
I'm fucking dreading Crash 2, I remember it being hard as shit.

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>>382306315

>>382309237
Julian, what are you doing on /v/ at this time of night?

>>382309345
I can't think of anything in Crash 2 that's as hard as Crash 1.

>>382309306
It's not working anymore speedrunners cry about it right now

>>382309348
VV should do a UI skin parody as a joke

>>382309205
FUCK THERE IS A PLATINUM RELIC?

WHYYYYYYYYY

>>382309394
I think Crash 2 is easy UNLESS you are going for that 100%.

I hope there is a reward for 100% across all the games.

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>>382309491

I can't even get off the ground in Native Fortress. I just can't jump high enough

Holy fuck this is showing me how much worse at games I got over time

>>382307980
>>382308110
do you cocoposters like the character or do you just wanna fuck her?

>>382302957
is it really that hard? i got hung up o a few jumps but i only died maybe 4 times on that level.

>>382309394
Trying to 100% Crash 2 is much harder than 100% Crash 1, the Ruin Stages will make you want to hurt small creatures.

>Pushing the touchpad brings you back to Whumpa Islands without any warning.

FUCK YOU

>>382309564
Hold x

>>382309564
Holy fuck, are people really this bad now?

Press the Jump button as soon as you bounce on the box.

>>382309606
It's not, /v/ is just bad at video games.

>>382309547
This is the best thread /v/ has had in awhile

>>382309575
I actually like her.

>>382309527
it's current year, of course there isn't, you just get platinum trophy

>>382309281
For not liking flavor of the month let's players?

So does Cortex only give one angry message this time around if you avoid the crystal? I got the first one and N.Brio, but that's it.

>>382309715
good to hear
i'm so tired of furries who advocate for their character that they just wanna fuck
like krystal in star fox

>>382309784
That's still in.

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>>382309281
Do you know you're just making yourself sound stupid?

>>382309653
Yeah I figured it out after a minute, although it's actually push x like halfway through your fall. Unless it's the input lag I heard about

I've tried Sunset Vista time trials.

These platforms are pissing me off by slowing me down.

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>When you're watching faggots flip shit over stuff you figured out and did yourself as a kid

>>382309670
but even outside of /v/ I hear people saying its a really hard game

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>>382309575
I like her new design and the fact they gave her character and possibilty of playing her.
>>382309491
If i recall correctly relic colors do not count towards game percentage that is purely for your satisfaction. You just had to get any relic. I may be wrong because it has been a while.

>>382309983
I think in C3 you have to get at least Gold on every level to get a 105

The problem with time trials in 1 and 2 is that the levels weren't designed with time trials in mind.

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>>382308008
>>382308042
>>382308051
>>382308119
Well damn it. I was looking forward to reading it

>still remember the new manual smell from the PS1 crash/ctr

>>382300697
Welcome back to Crash Bandicoot enjoy your stay.

>>382308814
Get some friends you faggot

>>382310058
Well in 2, it's better to go for them after you beat Cortex now, since you get the Crash Dash shoes which allow you to run like Crash 3 now. Crash 1 doesn't have that option.

>>382308042
>>382308051
Buy Shovel Knight

>>382310058
At least Crash Bandicoot 1 was designed with no death runs in mind.

>>382310058
Then why add them?

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>>382307980

>Every single 7/10 review or below is literally nothing but WAAAAH GAME TOO HARD WHY DIDNT THEY MAKE IT EVEN EASIER?

Game reviewers need to be fucking purged