The last game you played recently has turned into a dating simulator.
How does the game play out now?
>Payday 2
>could've had a Dragonball Xenoverse dating sim and instead I have to choose to either comfort Wolf's bad breakup or give Rust an oil check
>>382263823
>Rise of the Tomb Raider
oh baby
FOR HONOR [dating simulator game]
>be conqueror
>meet female conqueror
>like her alot so you try asking her out on a date
>word choices pops up and your left with four lines to choose from
>1"hey I noticed you and you look very beautiful especially with all that viking blood over your shield and samurai guts on your flail, wanna go out for dinner?"
>2"hello there beautiful, I seen you standing here and you looked very lonely, would you like to hang out sometimes?"
>3"hey there darling! Wow you look hot in that outfit and I love your looks! Wanna go on a romantic getaway?"
>4"DURRRRR I IZ CONQUEROR AND I IZ STROOOOONK!!! YOU CONQUEROR TOO! WANT PLAY LEGOS AND FINGER PAINT TOGETHERRRRR HURRRRR RAAAH RAAH RAH RAHHHH"
>you choosed number 4 and she responds with smile on her face
>"I LIKEZ LEGOS TOOOOOO AND FINGER PAINTING! LET'S GO PLAY TOGETHER RAH RAH RAAAAHHHH!!!!!"
>you and her are now playing legos and finger painting together on a romantic date before the Lawbringer comes into the living room with you and your now girlfriend's favorite food
>fresh cooked blueberry waffles with orange juice and animal crackers for you and her
>you eat with your date as you both watch spongebob squarepants together
>>382263823
>demon crest
jesus christ. Demons everywhere.
>Dragon's Dogma
Oh god, yes please
>Killing Floor 2
I mean....I suppose I could stick my dick in a Stalker.
>>382263823
>either GTA IV or Bully, can't remember which
Nothing really changes, IV already had dating sim elements and all the girls in Bully already like you
>>382263823
> Persona 5
Nothing changed.
>binding of isaac
>every character except Isaac is a romance option
>at the end of each route they reveal they were Isaac all along
>Only once you've romanced every other character does the True-Isaac route unlock
>Isaac suffocates at the end
About the same
>>382263823
Tekken 7
>I don't know Jin Kazama, you're cute and all, but I can't see myself dating you unless you can link 3 EWGF in a row.
>Terraria
id go with the dryad any day of the week
>Monster hunter
But I'm not a furry.
>>382264146
finger painting and legos sounds like my kind of date, my nigga.
>>382264406
>dryad
>not going mechanic and cucking the goblin
>>382263823
>Ape Escape 3
>Pipo Monkey dating simulator
>>382264209
MASTERWORKS ALL, YOU CAN'T GO WRONG
>>382263823
>TF2
>Wish I was gay
Titanfall 2
>waifu-rich environment
>recommend aggressive sustained buttsex
>TEKKEN 7
Too bad all the girls suck
>>382263823
>hitman
stealth dating everday
>>382264468
>not dating a huntress in Kirin/Narga armor
>Uncharted 2
>aww yiss
FUCKING YES
something like that
>Metro 2033
>go gay for Bourbon And Ulman
>>382263823
>Arms
>tfw I'll get one hell of a handjob
>Tales of Berseria
OH YES
Only if I can play as Phi
>>382264602
>Alert, multiple pilots on the hull
>>382263823
You're a recruit to Team Rainbow and have to improve your opr8ing and form relationships with the other members as your mentors
>>382264146
Kek
>>382263823
>Persona 5
So it's just Persona 5 with a massively expanded Confidant system and no dungeon crawling.
>>382263823
>Overwatch
>online 6v6 class-based arena dating simulator
Mount & Blade
>literally the same
>Fallout 4
>Nothing changes
>Not even the war
>>382263823
>it's a reverse courting simulator where rapey monster girls try to coax you into letting them do horrible things to you
Tetris
>>382263823
>Insurgency
Let's see... I'm a female jihadi who falls in love with a handsome american soldier?
<<Yo buddy, You still alive?>>
>Darksiders 2
H-Hey... l-looking good...
>Wargame: Airland Battle
I have to prove myself to my cold war commander waifus and win them over by outmanouvering them both strategically and romatically
>>382265727
The tetrinomes can only make me so erect
>>382265872
>getting to romance all those giants + Vulgrim
>>382265727
2by2 > L > stick > diagonal
>>382263823
Glad I loaded up Civ V, I would've been stuck with Bioshock otherwise.
But yeah I make Theodora my vassal/dicksleeve.
>this fucking thread
>Darkest Dungeon
Pretty good, actually. In your quest to acquire a waifu your fear meter keeps filling and when spaghetti limit peaks you go irrational or some shit. Would play.
>Pokemon Moon
Oh crap, half of /vp/'s wish came true.
Reminder that OP is an actual pedophile that spams this thread every day
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>>382266149
Sorry, did you end up with Doom or something?
>>382263823
>XCOM: Enemy Within
>>382266046
I literally can't imagine Death flirting with anything, at all.
>Yeah while he works, you talk.
>I've been wanting to ask you who you are, or... what.
>You don't look much like the rest of the Makers, starting with how ugly you are.
>That doesn't concern me.
>That's your problem.
>Are you asking me to bring you a damn plate?
Reminder that OP is an actual pedophile that spams this thread every day.
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>>382263823
If you saw my Skyrim mod list, you'd understand why this idea is redundant.
>>382265424I would actually pay for that.
Elite dangerous
Get stranded in space looking for love only to be raped by an alien when traveling at hyperspeed
>>382263823
>How does the game play out now?
I bang my mom in myriad of different and perverted ways ,involving dogs horses and pigs as well, get her pregnant and have her then fuck our kids and have them get her pregnant as well until she is no longer fertile. Which then we all just gather around her and gang bang till happily ever after.most recent game i played was heavily modded sims so yeah shit would turn into a neat and hot as fuck Dating sim if it were to become one.
Got to choose between my actual gf, the girl I've been with during my amnesia spiel, and some side bitches I pick up on my adventures.
>>382264216
Bruh...YOU'RE GETTING POUNDEDIN THE FLESHHHHHH
>>382263823
>MGS3
kept you waiting huh...
>>382263823
>Stalker call of pripyat
I wanna play it
>>382266373
>>382266494
I hate to say it but as far as I know lolicons are generally revolted by 3DPD. They might be deviants but they generally seem to keep it in their heads or on /a/
if you wouldn't romance yv you are a fool
>>382263823
>Vanilla WoW
plenty of qt NPC's and players to fug
GTA, so to impress them you have to rob a bank or go on a murderous rampage.
>>382266373
>>382266494
>OP is an actual pedophile
proofs?
>Paper Mario
Too bad it wasn't TTYD, but I'd still smash Bow.
>>382263823
>Reassembly
I,uh, dont even know.
There is literally no way to make it work.
>>382266409
>REACTOR ONLINE
>SENSORS ONLINE
>ONAHOLE ONLINE
>ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL
>>382267053
>Bow
>not any of the flowers
Shit taste
>>382263823
>Rising Storm 2: Vietnam
>chasing skirts around Viet Cong tunnels while avoiding punji sticks and ambushes
>>382267053
Judging by your lust for ghost pussy, I'm assuming you wanted Vivian.
>>382263823
>Doom
>Only way you can actually hurt the demons is to make them romantically invested in to you, so you can then shoot them in the face and rip them to shreds.
>>382263823
>WoW
Can get me some nice tauren ladies, not bad I suppose
>Tekken 7
I'm cool with this
>Gravity rush
Fuck yes. I'm going to bang a cat
>Fire Emblem: Echoes.
It becomes FE: Awakening then. just avoid little miss Arumu and everything will be fine.
>>382267808
HDoom.wad
>Rabi-Ribi
>>382263823
>Battlefront 2
>all the girls are really similar
0/10
>>382263823
>Smt4:A
So the spin-off game becomes the mainline game. Amazing.
>Shadow of Mordor
>Doom
so just hdoom.wad
>>382263998
more like rise of the erection amirite?
>Trio of Towns
Well, not much will change on the relationship front.
>>382266895
>I hate to say it but as far as I know lolicons are generally revolted by 3DPD.
No shit, everyone hates pedophiles
>>382264146
this date sounds unironically nice
>besiege
>craft an army of medieval siege engines with tits to conquer villages with.
>fuck them
meh
>>382263823
>Furi
>"I like the way you...take me out of my comfort zone"
>>382264468
>It's just the normal game but certain love interests like certain monster parts and armors so you have to give and wear the right stuff to land a date
would play
>>382266054
2b2 is T H I C C af
>>382263823
It'd be the greatest dating simulator of all time. I'm serious, Link has a house and he could invite girls in, have a harem, go hunting for meat, drink beer. There would be a sex simulator as well. You can bang whoever you want.
>>382266428
>Enemy Within
>XV2
>with my female saiyan character
I'M FINE WITH THIS
>>382263823
>persona 5
nothing changes
>>382269370
you don't like orc pussy?
are you gay?
>S.T.A.L.K.E.R SoC
>wander the zone looking for women to date and survive together
>>382263823
>Shadow of Mordor
Welp, time to date some cute Uruks
>>382269370
>RANGER!
>couldn't get enough of old Ulgrag eh? Well, there's plenty more!
>>382263823
>Valkyria Chronicles
Literally the same game, but there are chances for dialogue between some of the female soldiers and Welkin.
>DaS1
try tongue, but hole
>>382269534
>"Excellence is not an art, it's an habit. We are what we repeatedly do."
>>382269885
That would be amazing. BOTW has so many cute girls.
>>382270165
hey it's you again
Do us a favor and jump straight to the dumping. You were too pussy to do it last thread
>>382263823
>Rising storm 2 vietnam
>American Squad group date with vietkong squad group
>RPGers love anal sex
>????????
>>382270646
>>382270753
I am sorry, sir, but you have mistaken me for someone else. I apologize that I have mislead you and that you are deprived of your Orcish pornography.
>>382270402
>You will never have an ending where you go home with Rose instead of Alicia.
>You will never tend to the bar while Rose sings her heart out, wearing a sexy red cabaret dress.
>You will never see her flirt with guys you know have no chance in hell of getting her cause she's waiting on you by the end of the shift every night.
>>382269370
Well, it's already a game where forming relationships is one of the main selling points. It's just a drastically different kind of relationship is all.
>>382271456
I wish I could dress up my orcs and give them high fives or whatever; talon is a rude dude.
>Anon, will you draw your sword for me?
>>382263823
>Black Desert Online
No fucking idea. Have hardly played. Are there even notable girls in that game?
Nero has his waifu picked out before the game starts. They even kiss at the end.
Dante is clearly into the leggy blonde why is she so mean to him its not fair he is so cool.
The Dark Knight Sparda should be protagonist of this eroge. Sparda seperated hell from earth just to protect his waifu and fill her with his seed.
>Persona 5
Literally nothing changes
>wolfenstein tno
I want the nazi waifu
>>382271893
Tell me more about Dante's interest in this "leggy blonde".
>>382266210
>Lillie
>Lana
>Mallow
>Olivia
>Plumeria
>Lusamine
>Wicke
>>382272248
Why does her tail look so lame?
>ARK - Dote up a Raptor.
Ehhhhhhhhhh.
>>382271060
Whoa I actually successfully recognized someone.
Do you actually have an orc collection or are you some fag with only a few images?
>Splatoon
Uh-oh, i'm dating a squid girl, am i in trouble?
>>382272690
>squid
>kid
ur fekd
>>382263823
>RuneScape
I don't think it'll change much desu
>>382263823
>Lion Head Studio's "The Movies"
Balance your life as an actor with dating over movie stars.
Interesting...
>SotN
I wonder who do I date.
Garden Warfare 2
>Shin Megami Tensei 4
Not much changes except I get to date best girl or my demons
>Stellaris
>Militaristic fungus
How do I date an entire empire?
>>382265708
what game?
Super Robot Wars V, how does that even work?
>>382263823
>Transformers: Devastation
So much clanking.
Can we pretend that Arcee is in the game?
gmod pony RP server with friends
should be funinb4 Lee
>>382267476
Vivian is a dude though
>>382275654
I think it'd just be the leaders.
>"To conquer the galaxy,you must conquer their hearts"
>>382263823
Can someone tell me the name of this anime
>MGS2
Isn't it pretty much already one?
>>382272884
>dating squid
>suddenly turns into kid
>get arrested
>Hyperdevotion Noire
>Noire becomes catty because the other CPUs try to steal you from her to serve them
n-nepu
>Steins;Gate
Welp, now i can savescum legally.
>Rhythm Game Dating Simulator
Does this exist?
>stormblood
You mean instead of just dick riding my accomplishments, I can make Alisaie and Y'shtola actually ride my dick(virtual)?
Nice.
>>382277040
Kobayashi-something.
>>382277225
That got me it , thanks so much
>>382277191
>not Alphinaud
What a faggot.
>>382277040
do you have 4chanX or whatever
hit the "wait" button next to an image's name and shit, it's "what anime is this" and works well even on webms and shit.
>Mario Kart 8
Guess I can finally fug rosalina.
Anyone have the link to show how autistic OP is by spamming this shit all the time?
>SIlent Hill 2
Angela best girl
>Guilty Gear Xrd Rev2
>Best girl is married and has a son.
Goddammit.
>>382277182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
>>382264303
chuckled
>>382272205
None of those are even close to being best girl though.
>>382273274
Venus Weeds would be pretty kinky.
>>382263936
Ace Combat Zero
>"so, buddy, what's your opinion on borders?"
>"lets reset this relationship back to zero"
>larry calls his dick V2
>anton loves to talk about breaking golden nests despite being 40 odd and having cancer
>"i was thinking about proposing, i even brought flowers"
>joshua is always reading and sounds like hes reciting poetry when he speaks
>"im about to apply full thrust, no heading back now"
>dimitri is all about being knightly and shit in a relationship
>dominic is a devilish rogue which an eccentric personality that is always found somewhere new each day and is never in the same place for too long
>>382279191
fuck, meant to tag >>382263823
>>382278440
>Letting that stop you in a dating sim
But yeah, that game would be great. Something for everyone. Just imagine what the Faust route would be like?
I imagine pic related would be hard mode, but a really good ending.
>New Vegas
I want to teach Boone how to love again.
>>382263823
>ARMS
Time to romance bestmanMaster Mummy
>>382263823
Finally it would be a finished game.
>Dark souls 2: Sotfs
>Najka
>>382263823
>Bomberman
Explosive personalities and sizzling hot scenes.
>>382275826
forest of blue skin
find the download link of an FC2 page made by a guy called zell
>>382277182
This game.
You dance with fairytale weirdos to score with them. Like aproper lady.
>Max Payne
I'd go gay for that guy.
>Rollercoaster Tycoon 2
How the fuck would this work? Just a normal dating sim but at a theme park?
>>382265903
why Airland? True waifus await in RD!
How the fuck?
>>382280924
Wow.
You learn something new everyday.
>>382280924
>You dance with fairytale weirdos to score with them. Like aproper lady.
I didn't know I wanted this
>Battlefield 1
I'll find a way
>>382276286
That's the most appropriate SRW game to make into a dating sim. Nine is the main character, but now she's trying to learn about love firsthand.
>>382263823
>Afro Samurai
Terrible. Everyonee he sticks his dick in dies hours later.
I will show her loveBy banging Chitose infront of her
>Puyo Puyo Tetris
Raffina, here I cum.
>>382282081
Ammoslut is best girl
Space Hulk Deathwing....
well fuck.
seduce Tyrrannids?
>>382263823
>WoW dating sim
So... Goldshire.
>>382263823
>berseria
it actually improves.
>>382263823
>dark souls 2
>comfy date with emerald herald by bonfire
>evening approaches
>you both drink some estus tea and cuddle forever because you will never go hollowafter you got one of your crowns blessed by King Vendrick
>>382264146
What do you think what was on the lawbringer's mind?
>>382263823
>Metroid Prime 3
Uh, I guess it means that Samus takes the Hunters on dates trying to prevent the evil Dark Samus from corrupting them and if she breaks their hearts then Samus herself becomes corrupt.
>>382263823
>Darkest DungeonDating Sim
"Strong drink, a game of chance, and companionship. The rush of life."
holy jesus csgo
>>382283049
>cyka blyatsenpai
>>382283015
>Love has been planted!
Fate Grand Order
Wow it's actually good now
>>382263823
I thought it already was?
>for so called unique individuals, they like the same lines over and over
>they run off with your money and items leaving you with your dick hanging
>they turn you down for absolutely no reason, forcing you to kill them instead
>Warhammer: Eternal crusade
>Xenoverse 2
18 HERE I COME
>>382263823
>Fire Emblem Echoes
So now it's a modern Fire Emblem game?
Persona 2
Oh god it became modern personawith a gay option
>>382263823
Dont get me wrong, its a decent game as far as i am into it, but none of the characters really "pop out" at me as someone I would like to date.
>Lilith's Throne
Well, it's a porn game but it doesn't really have any dating element.
>Hollow Knight
time to fug my bugfu
>>382283752
>Lilith's Throne
Mi negro. The game looks more and more promising.
>>382263823
>Blaster Master Zero
It doesn't really change that much, still a game where you kill mutants and collect upgrades to get some robotic pussy.
>>382284176
My brother of african heritage
I have high hopes for it, the creator is also a nice guy who's actually listening to the feedback
I hope it'll finally dethrone CoC and TiTS in the porn text adventure games, because I had enough of Fenoxo's shit
>>382284176
>>382284573
interactive sex is kinda shit though but the clothes system is pretty nice
>>382263823
>Dragon Age Inquisition
What happens if it's already a dating simulator?
>>382284671
It's barely fleshed out so far, still, in my opinion it sure as hell beat a wall of text.
To each his own though.
>Darkest Dungeon
Can I date the trinket merchant?
>>382284671
I prefer it over reading a wall of text of me fucking a futa by accident. I like that it lets me fuck the npcs the way I want to.
>>382263823
Ravioli, Ravioli, I want to fuck the dragon loli.
>>382263823
>FFIX
Lani route or bust.
>>382276286
Fuck Ange so hard that Tusk hears her cries of pleasure
Fuck Hilda and Jill as well
>>382281231
Push B into your heart
>FTL
So it's like Mass effect but the aliens actually look more alien and you never leave the ship much?
I am down, I wanna fuck a mantis.
Hot spring dates inbetween oni slaying.
>>382269294
Mah nigga.
>Friday the 13th
Jason has to romance the counselor to spread his seed
>Dota2
I'd play it. Unironically.
>>382285547
Wouldn't Jason have to kill himself on principle if he romanced anyone at a camp?
>>382285547
>all the options are ...
>>382266175
>you have to go on fear and anxiety filling dates with cute girls without losing your spaghetti
>after each date, you gain dating experience and keep gifts given to you by the courted girls
Reaching the end of the end of a string of dates will result in a final boss style fight where if you win, you get to fuck your love interest. For your first time having sex with a character unlocks sex-experience used for special social and sexual skills. Virgin characters can obtain sex experience from stronger party members
>peace walker
>last mission I did was the date with Paz
it really makes you think
I would love to romance Miller tho
>>382263823
>Rocket league
>All the cars are different grills
>Octane: the friend you've had since you were little
>Dominus: stereotypical American exchange student
>Batmobile: teacher
idk the other general dating sim stereotypes