You just got sucked into the last video game you played and you

>Honey Select
I win

>>382258342
>Alien Isolation

I'll probably roll in the corner of a room and cry in fetal position until the alien pierce my skull.

>>382258342
>Demon crest

Time to become a demon and shoot shit. Honestly shouldn't be that hard.

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>>382258342
>solo Magic Knight run in Disgaea
As long as I keep enough healing items in my inventory and my equipment up to date, I should be fine.

Can Sony not make a shit movie out of a classic?

>>382258567
heh your gonna get ultra fucked by bland males. Hope your a gigantic faggot or a fugly girl since that sounds gay as fuck

>>382260410
>go to GIRL'S room
>go to YOUR room
I am the bland H-protagonist, I'm also a minotaur, an orc, a goblin, dirty ol business man and a weirdo dressed n' painted like a Hypno.

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Aside from being a literal clone, I think I'll be alright. I already equipped said clone with ults.

>>382258342
>MH4u
I'm fucked.

Half-Life, the original one. I think I'm pretty fucked because there's no way I'm going to be able to go toe-to-toe with specially trained Marines, black-op assassins and a wide array of aliens all while making incredible jumps, swimming and avoiding radiation and being crushed to death.

>Bayonetta
If I was a girl I would touch myself all day err day. Fuck demons/angels/whatever I don't even understand what it's all about.

>>382258342
>Monster Hunter
Why would I even want to escape, I am basically inmortal

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>>382260662
>minotaur

Me too bro, pic related. It's literally me.

>>382262189
This. I also happen to be thicc, brown, and inhumanly strong. Pretty win/win.

>>382258342
>Max Payne
I take it I get his bullet time power and amazing aim?

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>>382258342
>The Alliance Alive
>get to be a qt foxgirl on a standard JRPG worldwide journey and ride a ship so big it has multiple entire guilds on it

nice, sounds almost as fun as playing the game itself was

>>382258342
>Corruption of Champions
>How fucked are you?
Literally and figuratively, very. At least I could transform myself into a woman or futa.

>>382258342
>Dark Souls 3

Well shit. Can I at least get Karen Gillan from that photo?

>>382258342
>FTL
I will be fine, i'm pretty good at it.

>>382258342
>FFXII
Do I become that faggot Vaan or do I become Balthier who I had in my party and controlled last time I played?

Dragon's Crown, Sorceress (for the Sorceress trophy).

Am i stuck with items i have or can i upgrade like in the game?

>Streets of Rogue
Need to kill a few dudes, steal some shit. I should be fine.

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>>382260138
>Jumanji
>classic

M&B
Only need to get some cattle for the marshal.It should be easy.

>>382260138
>jumanji
>a classic
>the rock
>jack black
>shit

new post-neo nu summer /v/ needs to get out

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do i get litchi's body too? yayyy

>>382258342
Horizon, 100% fucked. I don't have the genetic makeup required to gain access to Gaia

>>382258342

Unless someone is sent to some nightmare world where everything is horrific like Diablo or some real world setting with more violence or something, why the fuck would you ever want to escape a game world?
>Quick Anon! Finish your task so you can leave this jacked body and 10/10 handsome face so you can return to your fat loser life! Hurry! Those super model elves want to fuck the hero out of you, run!
Fuck that. If I finish the main goal you bet your ass I want to reap the rewards that follow.

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>must win the King of Iron Fist Tournament
>tournament is cancelled in the first round
Guess I'm a muscle furry for life now.