Explain how these retarded looking monstrosities evolved into

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>>382253882
Medli is cute! Cute!

The Legend of Zelda plots are just stories which change or are re-translated over time and the finer details such as what the bird people looked like are forgotten

>>382253882
Nintendo fucked up. The new Rito look infinitely worse than the ones from Wind Waker. The old designs have style and characterization, the Breath of the Wild designs could be in any other fantasy rpg ever made, and they also look like furries.

>>382254454
the beak in the middle of an otherwise human-looking face looks absolutely retarded

>Children change into literal trees
>People are more confused by two different designs for bird people

The world is Zelda is a place where the Gods lost track of the one guy they designated to beat Ganon so they just put a whole fucking ocean on top of the country and called it a day. Nothing has to make logical sense.

>people still think there's some kind of continuity between Zelda games
hyrule Historia was just made for the money, each Zelda is stand alone, except ALTTP and ALBW

I think we can agree WW had a retarded style and designs.

>>382254869

Of course, but Wind Waker babies will never admit to it.

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>>382254869
No. Regardless of whatever you feel about the rest of the game the art style is excellent even today

>>382254998

Rofl. It's the worst of style of every Zelda game.

>>382254832
oot and majora's mask?

>>382253882
The power of I want to FUCK that bird.

>>382254797
Would Ganon really have been worse than full genocide?

>>382254601
Just because you don't want to fuck it doesn't mean it looks retarded.

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thoughts

>>382253882
>fantasy game featuring magic, talking trees, and time travel.
>op's autisim finds a character redesign implausible.

I really hate this board.

>>382255714
The people were praying to the gods to do something about Ganon. It was probably more of a "You want Ganon gone so bad? FUCK YOU"

>>382256087
>HOW DARE YOU PRAY TO ME IN YOUR DARKEST HOUR
>YOU WILL DIE

>>382256006
Worse.

>>382255849
No, it looking retarded means it looks retarded.

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>>382256006
Personally I'd rather fuck the Wind Waker one but I wouldn't turn down a chance to fuck the anthro bird

>>382255849
I agree with him. They look like shit.

A magic dragon did it.

This is Zelda. There's always a magic dragon.

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Birds are terrible animals. They make bad noises, there's a clusterfuck of bird species and most of them aren't even beautiful or cute in the slightest, but people attempt to compensate for their flaws by making "cute" plushies and forced characters in books, games or cartoons. Normal people can see birds as the shitty animals they are and realize that birds are the shittiest creatures.

Many birds that can be kept like chickens or falcons try to trick the owner into thinking that they're as loyal as dogs or intriguing as cats, while they don't even care for the owner. Many birds try to look cool to get cheap food from humans, those who mimic sounds, pelicans with their huge beak bags, peacocks and their creepy eye-filled tails, California quails with their stupid calls and parrots and crows completing piss easy puzzles that a child with autism could solve. They do their show, while the mindless birdlovers give them easy treats and praise. Just like street artists but with inferior intelligence and no interest in entertaining the public but just to make their fat bellies even fatter.

Birds are basically THE worst noise in the morning, have the worst smell, are below the dumbest mammals in terms of intelligence, can't even survive being squeezed on their necks and shit on everything. Everytime some idiotic birdlover goes on and on about lead poisoning, or muh invasive outdoor cats, all I can do is laugh.

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>>382256341
Are you the dude who made this?

>>382253882
They didn't.
It's a different timeline where the rito and zora exist at the same time.
I don't have to explain shit because your question is based on faulty assumptions.

>>382256202
Why does everyone use 4chan as their outlet for degeneracy?

>>382257308

Bot claims the anthropomorphic birds are Ritos. Don't give me that different timeline bullshit. There's no way that abomination in the OP can evolve into an anthropomorphic bird and vice versa.

>>382258065
considering the ww rito evolved from fucking fish people, going from "human with a few bird traits" to full on anthro bird isn't that much of a stretch

>>382258065
Just like men cannot evolve from primates.

>>382258184

Yeah, well, WW is shit.

>>382255849
>dont want to fuck it
>Kass though

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>>382253882
They were raped until only the strongest offspring survived and led a revolt.

>>382257831
Because it is the only place where it is accepted. PC culture and society is a jail cell for the open thinking mind.

>>382258065
What if Rito is just the Hylian word for "bird person"?

>>382256006
It looks better as a distinct character of a different race. But all people care about is how fuckable the characters are and original Medli is easier to accept in that regard being just a human with a beak for a nose and some slightly different feet.

>>382256006
BOTW should have had a romanceable bird girl like it did zora and gerudo. prove me wrong.

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>>382259639
Why would you romance disgusting cannibals?

>>382254454
But the young Rito looking like little chicks is amazing. Kass looks great, and the townsfolk are fine. The leader being an owl is boss. Seems like a lost more thought and diversity to me.

Wind Waker at the time, over all, is solid as well.

>>382253882
The point of the legend of Zelda series is its always a similar story with similar characters, but being told by a different story teller. It's like how myths and legends are past on to younger generations, and things are changed or remembered differently from one person to the next, but ad a whole the main theme/synopsis or backbone of the story remains consistent.

>>382259627
>slightly different feet

costanza.jpg

>>382253882
Different timeline, different method of evolution.

>>382259862
Because harpy girls

>>382257831
dunno man, why dont you use facebook for your normalfagracy

>>382260118

What method would that be? And stop with the timeline bullshit.

>>382258669

What is this from? The original Zelda?

That's... pretty cool. I guess that's where they got the idea for the bird people in BotW.

>>382256006
honestly just wish the arms were a little smaller.

>>382260118
botw is converged timelines though

>>382260274
Never claimed to know what new method would bring about these Rito, but if BotW is in the Twilight timeline rather than the WW one then Rito wouldn't have developed in the same manner.
>>382260407
Source?

>>382259627
I just wanna fuck a cute bird girl, anon

>>382260378
It's from the second one, Adventure of Link.

>>382258669
what is falco doing in zelda

I want a BotW Rito woman to give me a footjob. Imagine how good that'd feel.

>>382260594
BotW rito are cute, anon

>>382259862
>Birds eating other birds is cannibalism
I suppose you think fish don't each fish?

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Hard to say, if i had to make a guess it's probably because video games, dipshit

>>382260995
no thanks
dont want my dick smelling like bird feet

>>382261040
I like their design a lot. It's something about that big long torso them and the zora have in this game that tickles my xenophile bone the right way.

>>382258669
>>382260378
http://zelda.wikia.com/wiki/Watarara

I like the idea of that being the source of Rito, but nah its manga.

>>382259862
>cannibals
They're birds who eat birds. We're mammals who eat mammals. I don't get what the problem is.

>>382257831
Get out normie REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>382261251

Bird feet don't even smell. They have no sweat glands.

>>382259862
Hawks and eagles eat chickens all the time.

>>382261498
and you know this how
actually i dont even wanna know

>>382261720
it's pretty basic biology you ninny

the only animals with sweat glands are a very tiny fraction of mammals

>>382257831
I'd like to see it have more of its own place on here, but fuck of with that buzzword. There is no divine morality here.

>>382253882
Zora couldn't handle the salt water and are fresh water fish

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>thread went from the evolution of Rito to bird feet

Why

>>382255589
Don't forget WW and PH and LoZ and AoL

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>>382262160
look at these sexy things

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>>382255458
How bout I slap your shit?

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>>382262307
"sexy"

>>382262307
if you look at this long enough they start to look like they belong to a dinosaur

>>382262819
It's almost like birds came from dinosaurs or something.

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>>382253882
I'm personally more concerned about why kokiris turned into this shit.

>>382263298

It's quite simple actually. It's because Wind Waker a shit.

>>382263298

Simple, because YAHAHA! You found me.[\spoiler]

>>382263298
~god fuckery~