Quotes from the original "Star Wars Battlefront 2."

>>382252020
>As the 501st finally broke through the Sep blockade over Kashyyyk, I took a long look back at the battle that continued to rage over the planet, and wondered why so many had to die for a bunch of furry niggers.
How did Pandemic get away with this?

>>382253242
It was a different time man.

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>>382253242
You think you're funny?

>>382252020
>"We must secure the existence of our sith lords and a future for white children" -Emperor Palpatine
now that's a good quote

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>FOR THE FUHRER
>FOR THE MASTER RACE

I know Goerge always meant for the Empire to be reminiscent of the Third Reich but I think they took it too far in this game

>>382253242
???

>>382253242
That post was going so well until the end.

>>382254495
it's just rebranded Raimiposting you newfag

>>382252020
>no server
/v/ is gay as usual

>I know most of you haven't seen a woman in 3 months but let's try to be professional about this.
This is an actual line tho

>>382254495
nigger detected

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>>382256554
>all those clones that died as virgins

LIFE ISN'T FUCKING FAIR

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>>382256786
>That clone that married a twi'lek and had kids

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>>382256949
how do Twi'lek men even compete?

>>382257045
By getting a forehead boob reduction for starters.

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>>382257045
how the fuck you even reproduce with a species from an other planet with a different biology

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>>382256949
>there will never be a commando 2
>there will never be an empire at war 2

>>382257708
Jedi mind tricks.

>>382257708
midichlorians

>>382253513
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>>382254495
/v/ is the shittiest board on 4chan. Full of tumblr, underaged, reddit and neogaf.

>>382252020
ITS "WATCH THOSE" NOT "WATCH OUT FOR THOSE" YOU FAG JEW

>>382257708
By the power of my dick.

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>>382257708
Nature finds a way.

>>382253936
>WATCH THOSE KIKE TRICKS
This doesnt even make sense ingame.
How did Lucas get away with this?

>>382254495
kys

NOW HEAR THIS

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>>382258384
Indeed

>>382257708
theyre close enough. bipedal, similar limb and extremity count, similar sensory organs; eyes ears etc., smart enough to speak different languages

>>382258760
That's not how genetics work.

>>382258576
What does kys mean?

>>382259176
>implying all the different species in the SW galaxy aren't just genetic offshoots from when Humans first colonized the galaxy hundreds of thousands of years ago

>>382259301
Kill yourself.

>With the Queen eliminated, Naboo quickly fell in line. It was the first time the 501st was called upon to "adjust" a planet's government, but it wouldn't be the last. Within months, the 501st gained a well-deserved reputation as "Vader's Dick".
Fucking really?

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>>382258576

>>382259176
It is in Star Wars land

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>>382258760
by your logic humans and gorillas could reproduce with each other

Side note: thats exactly what stalin tried to do after ww2

>>382258629
ALL HANDS MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS

>>382259412
>Vader's Dick
I remember it as "Vader's Einsatzgruppen" in the game

how did they get away with that?

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Has there ever been an explanation to why none of the clones have Boba Fett's voice except the campaign narrator?

>>382259353
That EU crap was thrown in the trash bin where it belongs, fagboi.

>>382259382
I was just wondering what kys meant, no need to be violent.

>>382259382
Come on show some originality man.

>>382258475
It was a different time

>>382259382
Don't be mean, I just want to know what kys means.

FOR THE GLORY OF THE REPUBLIC AND THE GLORY OF THE EMPEROR SHEEV PALPATINE FIRST OF HIS NAME. WE MUST HALT THE NEGRO MENACE.

>>382259719
>>382259729
>>382259776
Ebin :DDD

>>382257708
>different biology
all biology is the same biology, theres one biology

>>382257708
>you will never see a good looking black woman in real life

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>you are defending against the CIS
>and this guy wipes your jedi general ass out of existence

what do you do ?

>>382259891
By biology he means the physiology/anatomy of the different species.

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yfw enemy forces have been equipt with advanced blasters

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>>382258384
>>382258637

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>>382260032

OH SHIT NIGGA ITS THE DROID FLEET. DIE CIS SCUM.

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I honestly don't know why people consider the empire as the bad guys. Initially all they went after were the Jedi, because they genocided the sith and took control of the galaxy. They've even set up their own council in the capitol and everything to rule over everyone and oversee the government. As soon as the sith took back the galaxy with the help of Darth Vader, terrorists started attacking random places causing chaos. They called themselves the resistance, or the rebellion. The rebels are nothing but a bunch of criminals, and sympathize with the jedi.

>>382259620
I have seen gameplay of the OG BF1 and it seems Temuera voices all the clones there.
So either they went for the RC way to sound "better" or Temuera had a shit ton of job (remember that it was during EpIII and he had to do voice acting for other games plus his part for the film).

>>382252020
"Look out, it's Major Malevolence! Er-uh, General Grevious!"

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>>382260161
>382260161
>DAS RICHTIG; HAIL SHIVV
>19/16
>8/16

>>382260416
I like that the clone announcer in BFII was Sev.

>>382260696

>im speaking giberish so no one understands, therefore I win the argument

>>382260883
Holy shit it was. Just realized that.

>>382256554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ylm3ybys4C0
Indeed.

>>382253687
When did Raimi direct a Star Wars film?

>>382260883
The normal clones feel too American tho.
>ywn hear clone quotes with aussie/kiwi accent
Just imagine the banter

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>traitor

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>>382260912
>DAS RICHTIG; HAIL SHIVV
that german for: thats right hail shivv.
>19/16 and 8/16
thats the
18 and 88 only used on palpatins first letters of his name instead of hitlers

that all was a metaphor that the empre were evil space nazis and you could say many things you did about the nazis and hitler

are you rly THAT special smart m8 ?

>>382255121
FUCKING THIS
Server When?