QUICK /v/! This guy has just signed you to a WWE contract and

Technically they are in video games so it counts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckZlj2p8W9M

WHO'S READY TO RUUUUUUUUMBLE

>>382248175
Well because I assume I'll be jobbing, something fucking awful so no one roots for me.

A fucking Atelier Theme probably.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAChq41MUHU

>>>/asp/

He's going to ruin my character anyways and feed me to roman.

>>382248670
Actually he seems to be toning down Roman nowadays.

This is /v/ as a wrestler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d724dUF1DBo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3h2K8J0blI

Thread over.

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https://youtu.be/vswHzeKCKwc

>>382248790
>one of two people to beat taker at mania
>retired the under taker
>is going to win the belt at summerslam

>toning down

>>382249025
you forgot
>tapped out to Samoa Joe

You're all pathetic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7zPPdym4GY

I'd walk out wearing a fedora, fingerless gloves, and a black trench coat with nothing but tighty whities underneath. I'd chug an entire KING CAN of Mountain Dew and tell my opponent he's a n00b that's about to get pwn'd.

I'd beat my opponent into submission with a series of pins and grapples that force their face into the crevices of my immense body that hasn't been washed in well over a year. For the sake of special, I'd invite a brave fan to come and smell my horrible musk, but no one will dare after witnessing the devastation layed out on my opponent.

>>382249125
>after a distraction
means nothing

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>>382249254
>I'd walk out wearing a fedora, fingerless gloves, and a black trench coat
Sorry pal that gimmick's taken

>>382248790
When's that time this fuck lost clean?

>>382249340
>Roman inherits the Undertaker gimmick.
How much salt would this cause?

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How come /v/'s better at discussing wrestling than /asp/?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrgjDOJosTA
My specialty would be shouting out my attacks as if I had used special moves and shit.

THE WIND IS PUSHING ME

The hype generated would be so immense i would win the strap that night.

How good is Roman actually in the vidya gaems?

>>382249762
If he went classic Taker and never spoke, it would be an all around upgrade to Roman's character.

>>382250089
why are these niggas always so jolly

>>382250656
They're /mlp/ incarnate.

>>382250025
reddit and /wooo/ found asp and use it as a shitpost playground to force unfunny jokes and shill their indieshit

>>382250656
They will lose their jobs if vince sees them not jolly. They are just dancing niggers to him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcE4-6QGgpc

>>382250656
>>382250710
they're literally redddit in human form

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCmTJVew_tY

I have to appear part way through a match though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM1Ruh09EAs

I'M THE TRASHMAN

I TAKE GARBAGE AND I EAT IT

https://youtu.be/qTKOah18x0g

This can also work as Woods' solo heel theme

>>382248175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH7A2ngwNdc

>>382251396
>its always sunny in reddit
go back

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YA9wJ5HwiI

step aside pansies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNgD8mKTyMo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLz3ia7TFqM

SHUT UP AND LET ME EAT

>>382252180
why would fps matter in a guitar video fag

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>>382248175

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fexAY_t4N8U

>>382248175
RULES OF NATURE

>>382252554
>implying i give a fuck about the video and didn't just post for the music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCBMar9GE5c