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You got 1 (one) Attosecond (one quintillionth of a second) to come up with a plausible and convincing argument as to why they didn't include Super Mario All-Stars™ (Copyright © 1993 Nintendo) on this thing.
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Didn't have to
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Because people will buy it anyways/thread
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because they already included mario 1-3 on the NES classic
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Because Mario games suck
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>>382184072
i just realized that, yea what the fuck? the best versions
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>>382184072
the fact that it sold out instantly proves that no one gives a fuck about whats actually on the damn thing.
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>>382184072
Jews
>NES mini had 30 games
>SNES mini only 21
N64 mini will only get 12 games
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>>382184072
Well i would make the argument that they didn't want to include games from the previous gen but they have the kirby thing so who the fuck knows.
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>>382186607
you really think they will be that nice and put 12 games on it lol more like 10 at most
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>>382186607
>N64 mini will only get 12 games
I dunno that the N64 has 12 games to even put on it.
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>>382186607
Well you can probably bet you're not going to see any rare games on it.
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>>382186338
Why didn't they include Lost Levels on the NES Classic?
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>used to somehow own a version that had debug in Mario 3 in All-Stars
>you could press select to cycle between power ups, basically you're invincible outside of falling down pits
good times
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>inb4 Nintendo didn't include it because they released that laughable """""""""collection""""""""" on Wii for the 25th Anniversary that was LITERALLY a ROM on a DVD.
>no museum, no artwork, no commercials, no behind the scenes, not even a small history of the Mario franchise
>LITERALLY a ROM on a DVD

At least they kept that one in print and at a fair price. Modern Nintendo would have printed exactly 5 1/2 copies of the game, sold it for $80 and destroyed the original data on all their archives.
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>>382186841
Sure they will include DK64, so a wasted slot.
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>>382187030
HE
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>>382186826
N64 has some hidden gems but the system started the whole "you only buy Nintendo consoles for first party games" meme
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>>382186607
Realistic N64 Mini games list:

Super Mario 64
Super Smash Bros
Mario Kart 64
Mario Party something
Paper Mario
F-Zero X
Star Fox 64
Zelda Ocarina
Zelda Majora's Mask
Goldeneye
Perfect Dark
Banjo Kazooie
Donkey Kong 64

Is there anything else worthwhile that has a chance of appearing?
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>>382187707
I think it should have a wrestling game just like I think snes should have NBA jam
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>>382187707
Goldeneye, Banjo and Perfect Dark are unrealistic additions anon. They won't be there.
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Are they going to announce pre-order dates or are they just going to spring up without warning?
What time of day are they likely to start?
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>>382187707
The World id Not Enough
1080 Snowboarding
WaveRace
Pilotwings
Body Harvest
Blast Corps

Stuff that would be cool but has no chance
Hybrid Haven
BattleTanx: Global Assault
Ogre Battle 64
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>>382187707
>>382188182
Paper Mario probably won't be there too because fuck you
Classic Nintendo move
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>>382184072
its funny people buy this shit when I have every snes game on my computer for free
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>>382188182
Xbox One has the old N64 game. There's no reason why Banjo can't be licensed back to be rereleased by Nintendo. Did you forget Phil Spencer champions the friendship with Nintendo and they gave Minecraft to Switch complete with cross platform multiplayer?
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>>382184072
coincidentally that's as much time as you have to pre-order it, as well
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>>382187707
It'd probably be Mario Party 3
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>>382188563
It's funny people still think they're some kind of super elite GEEKY GAMR NRD XD for knowing about roms and not realizing everyone on the planet already knows about them and just want a SNES Classic for collection purposes.

Basically only poorfags that think the grapes are sour keep memeing about roms thinking they're clever.
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They'll roll up a retro mario only mini console in few years and rake in mad cash yet again.
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>>382186493
best versions are the gba versions. so they'll be included on the eventual gba mini
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>>382184072
1) They didn't include Super Mario All Stars + Super Mario World in the 25th anniversary
2) The DVD was a 8mb folder with roms, I have pics here to prove this
3) People who spent 7 dollars buying Super Mario World on Wii had to buy ANOTHER TIME to play on Wii U
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>>382187707
>>382188329
You both somehow forgot Turok and Turok 2.
Hexen is pretty cool too.
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>>382187707
Quest 64.
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All I want is a PROPER Sega Genesis Mini with the same care and quality that Nintendo is doing with these. ATGames shit doesn't do it for me, I wouldn't touch those with a 10 foot pole. Problem is that it's pretty much impossible for this to happen since Sega gave their license to absolutely every bottom tier clone hardware manufacturer and now the reputation for a product like this is mostly negative, and Nintendo has the advantage that they've never had a product like this officially released, licensed or otherwise.
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>>382186716
Only a small part of Kirby Superstar is from Dream Land, the other 7/8ths of it are original games.
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>>382188930
>best versions are the gba versions.
LOL
O
L

The only good GBA remakes/ports are the ones like FF with improved translations. They always suffer from inferior visuals and/or audio.
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>>382188461
Why wouldn't it? SNES had Mario RPG
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>>382189004
Who the fuck even owns the rights to Turok nowadays?
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>>382189004
Nintendo won't release an official N64 collection with bloody games on it.
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Who cares! I'm selling it for 5x the price.

If I want to play all stars I'll do it on my Xbox one microsoft edge nesbox
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>>382189051
Ye olde vidcon be shite.
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>>382189067
Just buy Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection. it's what Nintendo should have been doing with their old games years ago.
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>>382187094
HAS
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>>382189146
It's like I said yo
fuck you -Nintendo
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>>382189185

A company called Nightdive Studios published them recently on Steam.
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>>382186826
Here's your (you) nigger
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>>382187707
Mystical Ninja
Mischief Makers
Kirby 64
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>>382188182
are there any licensing issues when it comes to n64 games? like goldeneye especially sounds susceptible to something like that
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>>382186607
>wii mini will have -6 games
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Yeah, Goldeneye isn't very likely... Popular as it was in the day. It's marred by a fuckton of licensing bullshit to go through.
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>>382188840
its funny that you think that most people dont use computers exclusively for facebook and think that emulators are difficult to set up

>are you sure this program isnt a virus?
>i installed the program, why isnt it working?
>whats a rom? you said i just needed the program to play games!

t. someone that sent a link and article of instruction for setup to a coworker
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>>382189908

Wii U will have none.
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>>382189337
I already have it. I have roms and emulators on my computers, on my PSP, have 3DS ports, PC ports, a Raspbery Pi 3 with Retropie and full romsets of everything it can emulate, etc. I just want a mini console that's done WELL.
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>>382184072
SNES Mini II will have it
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>>382189445
KANGZ
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>>382190019
>its funny that you think that most people dont use computers exclusively for facebook and think that emulators are difficult to set up
Literally nobody like that posts or lurks on 4chan or /v/. If you want to show off in front of normies go do it on facebook.
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>>382188840
you'd be surprised how many older people don't know how to emulate games, you know, the people they're nostalgia pandering to.
>Oh I remember Mare-io from when I was a kid
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>>382189725

If Konami is involved with the hypothetical N64 Mini, they'll probably give us Castlevania 64 or Legacy of Darkness.

Far as I know, there weren't any Contra games on the N64.

Wait... Bomberman 64, Hero, or Second Attack. They own the rights to those, I recall.
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>>382190075
why would the wii u mini have more games than the wii mini?
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>no zombies ate my neighbors or jurassic park
its like the let a millennial pick the games, and they just assumed they knew which ones we would want.
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>>382190256
> not realizing everyone on the planet already knows about them

everybody on the planet does not browse 4chan
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>>382186826
http://vsrecommendedgames.wikia.com/wiki/Nintendo_64
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>>382190345
>Mare-io
>Poke-ee-man
>Firby
Parents did it on purpose.
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>>382190549
Yet 4chan is where that anon is trying to sound clever for knowing about them.

>>382190490
I've never seen millenial used so buzzwordingly. The SNES Classic selection is fucking fantastic, and ZAMN
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>>382188934
1 rom = 29,99+tax
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>>382190718
>and ZAMN
- was basically only loved by the edgy contrarian wannabe punk kids that were "too cool" for Mario.
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>>382187707
Perfect Dark and Banjo Kazooie are Microsoft property now. Hence why the games are on Xbox platforms. GoldenEye is a movie licence game which would not get approval and is not age appropriate.
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>>382188930
>Some faggot out there thinks this is alright
https://youtu.be/92hBofyKUaA
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>>382190979
>and is not age appropriate.

I don't see why this is an issue.
The classic mini consoles aren't being marketed to today's children, they're using nostalgia pandering to sell them to adults who want to relive the happy times from their youth.
The violent games actually fit perfectly.
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>>382189908
Yeah because 99% shovelware console.
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>>382190490
I think the real problem is that the Snes had a truly goat catalog. IMO they should have ditched Kirby's Dream Course and add either Crono Trigger (yes I know it's been re published several times) or DKC, you know, the one most people remember playing.

>Based Nippon gets Panel de Pon
Fucking Nintendo get your shit together. I hope this thing gets hacked so I can install Panel de Pon on mine
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>>382189908
it only needs 1
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>>382189908
The Wii Mini can play discs, anon.
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>>382189908
>You have to give them copies of Galaxy, Galaxy 2, DKCR, Skyward Sword, Metroid Prime 3, and Xenoblade to buy it.
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>>382190634
>had a teacher who made fun of all of his students
>said i sounded like "beavis and buffhead" when i laughed
>recently going through all beavis and butthead episodes
>exact quote from the old guy in the show calls them beavis and buffhead
i think youre onto something
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>>382190718
>implying 4chan doesnt regularly condescend about "normies"
but to give you the benefit of the doubt, I, too, would condescend anyone on 4chan for buying these as collectors items. power of/ speaking with the dollar and all that
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>>382191970
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>>382192464
I don't even know what you're talking about. Condescending to which normies exactly? Everyone here is under the impression that normies aren't on 4chan. Your argument makes no sense.

>for buying these as collectors items
Nothing wrong with it. Only people that are mad about it are poorfags.
That or much more reasonably mad at Nintendo for handling shortages so poorly.

>power of/ speaking with the dollar and all that
lmao what the fuck are you talking about?
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>>382190718
Millennials grew up with the SNES though.
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>>382194095
Then 90% of this website is millenials and the only ones old enough to be throwing it around as an insult should really step back and think about why they're still posting on 4chan at their age.
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>>382184072
>then they wont buy our wii version
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>>382184236
Anyone who slash thread's themselves has their opinion immediately discarded.

>>382184072
Why add a bunch of NES games
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>>382191879
>this fucking game show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3Uos2fzIJ0
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>>382184072
Because you can just pirate it and put it in.
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>>382190176
Nope, wrong. NES mini II will have it.
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>No Chrono Trigger
>No Illusion of Gaia
>No Act Raiser

Shit.
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>>382186956
Because it was shit.
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>>382196046
see >>382195949
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It's a remaster/collection of old games, not a platform-defining game.

The real question is how the fuck did Dream Course get in but not Donkey Kong Country 2?
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Just read they're only going to be selling SNES Minis for 3 months.

Yeah.
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>>382184072
Because later, they'll release the "Mario Magnum Opus", featuring all the best games with a smidge of new content apiece.

They will do it after Miyamoto dies, so that they can have a touching piano mix of the original super mario bros. theme, showing a cartoon god-like Shiggy giving life to all the Mario Bros. characters, then rising up into the stars as his characters hold their hats and light candles respectfully or some nonsense.
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>>382186956
NES top loader/dogbone classic. It will have

Lost Levels
Donkey Kong 3
Doki Doki Panic
Yoshi
Wario's Woods
Castlevania III
Final Fantasy II
Gradius II
Mega Man 3
Contra
Double Dragon III
Faxanadu
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>>382187707
Kirby 64 I guess

Yoshi's Story because fuck us

Microsoft/Rare owns PD and Banjo Kazooie, that ain't happening. Also even if Nintendo could license PD, it's rated M.

Goldeneye actually has a chance though. Rare doesn't own it and Nintendo actually fucked them when they backed out of its remaster deal at the last moment. But I don't know if they own it outright either.
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>>382189725
>Mystical Ninja

You just know this is going to be japan version only
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>>382190490
Fucking finally

No one mentions ZAMN in their missing games list. Its fucking good and its fucking co-op
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>>382187707
If I want to dream, Battletanx and Global Assault. But I know better.
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>>382184072
I failed
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>>382187132

>runs into a wall
>hits it at such speed that his body turns into a fine mist

This never happens
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>>382184072

> a plausible and convincing argument

Because they didn't choose to. Nintendo chooses the products we're allowed to buy, faggot.
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>>382193032
>condescending to normies
they donthave to be here for peope to shit-talk them

>poorfags
>it doesnt matter what i spend money on because i have the money for it, the general quality of products be damned

>speaking with the dollar
what i said above, when people buy literal shit, the way to make money becomes putting out literal shit
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Because then you'd get more games than they want to give you or because they already released the Super Mario All-Stars 25th Anniversary Edition.
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Im super NEET. Should I use all my free time waiting for a pre order to go up or just say fuck it and wait till release day and get in line?
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