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8 chooses company name, 7 chooses player name
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>>382159967
Company Name: Rushed Garbage Inc.
Player Name: Randy Pitchford
>>382160023
I would, my friend! Windows is a broken mess and that hasn't worked for two years, however
>>382159967
Bump n Grind Weiners
>>382159967
Settings
>>382159967
Digital Dildo Studios
Player name is /v/irgin
Company: BAD DRAGON PRODUCTIONS
Player Name: Wan Baw McGraw
>>382159967
company: Earliest Access
player: Smiggie Balls
>>382160191
i am going to le reroll
>>382160367
Smiggie it is
>>382159967
Dick kick'em industries
Elliot Rodger Memorial Softworks
>>382159967
>using single numbers and not a range
We might get stuck in places for awhile.
Company: IMHORNY
>>382160409
don't be that guy who asks for rolls then posts because you'll probably end up getting the get.
i can tell from experience.
also why not KANGZ PRODUCTIONS
>>382159967
Corporate Greed Studios
Alright let's wrap this up, 6-8 chooses company name
>>382160613
6-8 Chooses Company Name
Lanky Kang Games
>>382159967
Check Dis Software
>>382160343
>RE
>>382160613
Sexrobot
>>382160708
deliver op
>>382160708
looks like we got it
>>382160613
>>382160708
goteem
>>382160708
>>382160367
Alright! Now, 1-3 gets to give me a brief description of our character
>>382160838
gril
as kawaii as possible
>>382159878
company: E N S O M N I A C
first game: DEATH KNAPP BEPIS BORG
>>382160838
Fat black nerd with glasses and a weird colored shirt
>>382160838
Jewish.
>>382160838
A big guy for you.
>>382160838
guy that looks like a female
>>382160838
MASSIVE FUCKING FAGGOT
>>382160838
Pajeet with a jewfro
>>382161000
TRIPS OVERRIDE
>>382161021
we can't model the guy after you unless you send us a pic
>>382161012
Gotcha. Not too far off from the default
Okay! Let's get down to brass tacks
>>382161129
oh shit sure got em anon
>>382161129
Just look in a mirror.
1 or 2 picks our game name
>>382161253
Game Dev Tycoon VR: Switch Edition
>>382161253
Benis Blasters
>>382161253
Miryks
>>382161253
Finding Chemo: Cancer Quest
>>382161253
Fallout 5
>>382161382
TODD.
But sex WITH John THron
>>382161253
>not picking the topic and genre then the name
the fuck you doin
>>382161382
Sounds good. Now, let's pick our specifics
0-2 picks our topic
>options: Military, Movies, Alines, Romance
3-5 picks our genre
>options: action, adventure, rpg, simulation, strategy
and 6-8 picks our platform
>options: G64 or PC
>>382161382
BEHOLD THE OPEN WORLD OF MIRYKS! We've got mountains to look at, and then climb!
>>382161576
Maybe next time, champ
All apologies
>>382161603
Romance
>>382159967
Paul Creenis Games
Run by obviously, Paul Beenis
>>382161603
Romance/Simulation/PC
we're going full visual novel on this boiz
>>382161603
Simulation
>>382161603
Romance, Adventure, PC
Romance
Simulation
pc
>>382161603
Aliens
Strategy
PC
>>382161603
romance strategy for PC
>>382161253
Dumb bitch, you are supposed to name it after deciding genre and topic(and possibly, at the end of the project just before release)
>>382161603
g64.
>>382161603
Simulation PC
>>382161603
PC master race
>>382161697
Classic
>>382161758
>>382161743
>>382161682
A romance simulator for PC! How nice
>>382161603
Romance 4X Strategy on G64 because its ok when Lanky Kang Games does it
Odd number chooses
>>382161957
Text
>>382161957
2DDDDD
>>382161957
ALL GRAPHCIS
>>382161957
2D, need my hentai girls
>>382161957
2d girls
>>382161997
Oh hell yeah. Development can now start
Uh oh! We've got a decision to make. Only even numbers can decide!
>>382162098
Crank that gameplay
>>382162098
blue
>>382162098
0 | 0 | 100
>girls
>>382162098
Everything gameplay, we'll make the one good visual novel ever
>>382162098
GIMME THAT BLUE, BABY
>>382162098
100% story cause the dev is a massive faggot
>>382162098
focus most gameplay>engine>story/quests
>>382162098
story all the way
gameplay 3/4
engine 1/2
>>382162168
It's in the game, baby
Round 2! Now only the odds can decide!
>>382162378
AI
I WANT THOSE SUPER SMART WAIFUS
>>382162378
dialogues to the max obv
>>382162451
o-only AI, anon??
>>382162378
RADIANT AI
>>382162378
AI>Level Design>dialouges
>>382162378
ai all the way
level design 1/2
dialogues 0
>>382162378
DIALOGUE IT UP DADDY
TNAIDAR
>>382162571
Byotiful
Now! Evens will decide the levels, but 1, 3, or 5 decide if we usin' sound and sheeit
>>382162702
Put sound on for those cute animu giggles
>>382162702
full graphics
I want those 2d tiddies
>>382162702
graphic, sound
>>382162702
Full graphics for waifus and add sounds
>>382162702
graphics>sund>world design
put the sound too
>>382162808
graphic and sound all the way worls 0
>>382162702
Graphics and way + sound
do it faggot
>>382162702
World>graphic>sound
Use sound.
>>382162995
>>382162770
Great!
>>382162702
no sound, that's a crutch for bad dev
Is the world ready for Miryks?
>>382163172
yes
>>382163048
Well the game is Trash so....
Hmm. Tepid at best
>>382163048
Scrap it. It's too good for this world.
>>382163256
its ok when Lanky Kang does it
So I've seen this on /v/ for countless years, but is it actually enjoyable/challenging to play? Or is it only good for threads like this?
>>382163329
wew, what went wrong?
Wowee!
>>382163329
we have to do better with the sequel
>>382163329
LOOKING GOOD
>>382163172
>>382163329
Wooooow.
What a bunch of casuals.
>>382163434
some dipshit said no sound
>>382163329
>>382163445
get rekt, "journalists".
>>382163329
>>382163445
Who was in the wrong here, /v/
>>382163329
fake news
>>382163445
>1,5k on first week
G64TODDLERS BTFO
I think we need to show them that we mean business.
>>382163698
romance prison sim confirmed!!
0-2 picks our topic
>options: Military, Movies, Aliens, Romance, Prison
3-5 picks our genre
>options: action, adventure, rpg, simulation, strategy
and 6-8 picks our platform
>options: G64 or PC
>>382163772
Prison simulator for pc
>>382163772
prison, adventure, pc master race
>>382163772
prison romance for PC
>>382163772
Go for miryks 2
same options as the last game and all
>>382163772
Prison
Strategy
PC
>>382159967
Art Vandelei
We still need a genre!
>>382163772
Name of the game: i SUCK FUNG QU
aliens
strategy
PC
>>382164013
Aliens
>>382164068
Romance isn't a genre
>>382164013
simulator
>>382163772
Prison simulation obviously
>>382164090
Simulation
>>382164090
Strategy
>>382163860
>>382163878
>>382164183
Beautiful! Now, the true test
What shall we name it? Think carefully
>>382163772
Prisión
Adventure
PC
>>382164260
Hard Time
>>382164260
Mirsky Remastered of course
>>382164260
Don't Drop the Soap! (TM)
>>382164260
P.R.I.S.O.N
>>382164260
Bill Cosby: Bulletproof
>>382164260
Totally forgot to say: 2 or 3 decides
>>382164260
Mirkys 2: Electric Boogaloo
>>382164397
Re-rolling for this
>>382164260
Politically Correct
>>382164343
>>382164372
then it's settled
>>382164372
HARD TIME
>>382164260
Jailbait 2
>>382164438
Sorry bud, it has to happen again
I could have retroactively chosen, for all you know!
>>382164372
Rerolling this >>382164318
>>382164343
Seconding
>>382164480
P.R.I.S.O.N
>>382164480
re-rolling for Don't Drop The Soap! (TM)
>>382164502
Hard Time, very exciting sounding
>>382164480
Don't Drop The Soap: VR Edition
>>382164369
Rerolling
Hey even numbers, thoughts?
>>382164635
2d obviously
>>382164635
2D all the way
>>382164635
Text based. WE ARE MAKING THE GREATEST PARSER EVER.
>>382164635
text
>>382164678
Gotcha
Oh shit it's this again! 1, 2, or 3, guide me
>>382164794
engine, gameplay!
>>382164794
engine gameplay
>>382164794
Gameplay all the way up, then story, then 0 engine
>>382164794
0/0/100
>>382164794
RED AND GREEN BRUH
>>382164794
Prisons don't need engines, you're not going anywhere.
>>382164794
Engine/gameplay
>>382164902
Very interesting
Once again! Give it to me, 2, 3, or 4
>>382162279
made me mad, thanks
>>382165025
AI, then Dialogue
>>382165025
90/0/10
>>382165025
Level design all the way up, rest at 0.
>>382165025
50/0/100
>>382165025
100/0/0 there's not much level design or intelligence in prison
>>382165072
Ah, I see
Quick update on our darling Miryks
>>382165224
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER! WE aaa NAO
Alright, 1 3 or 5 give us the levels, while the first even number decides on sound or not
>>382165224
GOTY
>>382165376
25/50/25, sound
>>382165376
World design and sound 100%, graphics 0. And yes to sound, oc
>>382165450
this
>>382165376
100% world design, needs to be authentic prison experience
>>382165376
Graphics then sound.
Gotta hear that prison butt lovin
did OP died?
>>382166020
He ran away with Mirkys money
>>382166207
I knew it, that son of a bitch.
>>382166138
You could've just told us you were getting bored, OP.
>>382166314
Hopefully SporeAnon starts up soon. We have shekels to harvest.
>>382166138
>Hard Time NEVER EVER
I have an idea for a game /v/
these kinds of threads are the only reason I keep coming to /v/
>>382159967
Badass Corp
>>382168453
>>382168453
>there are some users new enough to get unsettled by this
>>382168453
Wait what
What do they fill the void with from the removed tooth?
Gum doesn't just grow and fill in a huge hole, does it?
Am I retarded?
>>382169694
The dentist bends over and blows into it like a balloon
>>382168453
>tfw I've had to do this twice
>>382170126
did it hurt?
>>382166138
I'M NUUUCCCLEEEEEEAAAAAAAAR
I'M WIIILLLLLDDDDDD
>>382170205
With the anesthetic there's no sharp pain, however there's a very heavy, exhausting, dulled sensation that's supremely uncomfortable, especially since they had to drill and pry and pull for like half an hour.