Why was all Zero Mission promotion material focused on Samus's

Why are you gay?

>>382157814
Sex sells

>>382157814
people who play video games are degenerate chronic masturbators always on the look out for fap material.

>>382157879
Metroid is at it's worse when they focus on Samus being hot.
You do like good video games don't you anon? Or are you some kind of faggot.

>>382157931
Yeah but like, why didn't they focus on her boobs if they wanted sex appeal? Why her ass?

>>382158142
Ass > Tits

>>382157879
>quality doesn't matter, all that matters is MUH DIK

because that was the only new content in a full priced remaster of the original game. A shitty 3 minute endcap. And people actually bought it. Disgusting.

I love how the Zero Suit divided the fans. There are those who love it and those who think it ruined her character.

>>382158142
because you can put a penis in a butt

>>382158648
>>quality doesn't matter, all that matters is MUH DIK
Exactly

>>382158696
I'm pretty sure you didn't play it.

>>382157814
Because it was the first game ever that showed her butt.

Also, they made her ass...how shall I say this? A bit chunky? Plump? Juice in her caboose?

>>382157814
Because Samus has a nice ass. I want to squeeze that ass.

>>382159076
Do you really think Samus has a squeezable ass?

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>>382159192
Who knows, but god damn is she a goddess.

>>382159817
Because she's blonde?

>>382158032
>>382158648
>>382158696
>>382159246
ZM is one of the best games in the series, nostqueers

>>382160208
No because every part of her is perfect, like how the Master Chief is the perfect human being.