This guy comes up to you and slaps your girlfriend's

>Implying I have a girlfriend

>>382093516
Titfuck his sword.

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>>382093516
Tell him he's too much of a badass to be wasting his time like that, but I know just the place for him to show what he's got.

I'm in fucking tears right now
What the fuck even is this?

>>382094847
Main character of new Xenoblade game. no fib

>>382093516
Put him in Kingdom Hearts

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>>382093516
This guy comes up to you and slaps your mountain's ass, what do you do?

>>382094847
Someone made the main character of xenoblade 2 out of proportion

>>382095004
climb it

>>382095004
Call him a faggot manlet and tell him his games are shit. Then punch him in the mouth.

>>382095004
Buy his game. Right anons?

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>>382093516
Squeeze his tiny little head between my fingers.

>>382094847
Kingdom Hearts character design

>>382094847
The next new smash character.

>>382094847
The new Tales of Protagonist

>>382093516
Squeeze his boots while making honking noises

>>382097057
*boobs

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>>382093516
Where does he work out?