>We live in the timeline where Crash Bandicoot unJUSTS himself

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I'm not going to hold my breath, given the number of failed reboots and spiritual successors thus far.

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>>382094074
But anon the N Sane trilogy is fucking great. I've had it since the 22nd. All the magic of the games is there, its almost scary how good of a job they did

>>382093486
>Crash Bandicoot unJUSTS himself
Dude it's HD remasters, only nostalgiafags will lap this up.

>>382094282
It's more like a love letter to a different era. The developers had to build the remasters from the ground up, and they added several QoL changes. It erases years of shitty Crash and wipes the slate clean, and if enough copies sell they already said they're up for more remasters/whole new games.

Also its only $40. You'd have to be pretty jaded not to at least be happy that a gaming macot of all things became relevant again

unless they remove the vehicle segments I ain't playing em

>>382094162

As a kid that had the Play Station instead of a 64, Crash was good but only because there was nothing better on the console.

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>>382093486
>treat him with respect and care
except theyve already made sjw changes to it but you shills push these threads every day like its an actually remastery

It's amazing how a change in voice directors can change the way people play their roles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxx3vBJQ_yk

>>382095928
Like fucking what?

Tawna doing something in the more vibrant cutscenes isn't being an SJW.

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reminder its not exclusive

>>382094464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKO2zby-bNQ
Love letter indeed.

If you don't get it, you can stand there on the original crash 3 and the lions won't hurt you, trying that now gets the audience to throw cheese at you for "cheesing" the boss fight

>>382096390
fucking kek

>>382095813
>Crash was good but only because there was nothing better on the console
PS1 may very well have the greatest library of all time, from crash and metal gear solid to klonoa and castlevania. If you think crash is the best the PS1 has to offer you're delusional.

>crash
>unJust
>with that complete clusterfuck of an OST
Yeah, nah.

>>382093486
to be fair crash's fall from grace is beautiful compared to whatever the fuck happened to sonic

>>382096645
You're severely underestimating how much crash pushed the console and the kind of shit naughty dog did to make each part of the game have a shitload of stuff

>>382093486
i really want a new game make by VV
They did the gba ones and were great
After this remake i believe in them

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>>382093486
>>We may potentially get new Crash games helmed by a studio that will treat him with respect and care

>>382093486
>>We live in the timeline where Crash Bandicoot unJUSTS himself before Sonic the Hedgehog does
Nothing like Crash Landed is coming out though, there are no new Crash games coming out and the last good Crash game was Crash Team Racing. Sonic Mania at least looks good.

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>>382093486
Nigga what? Did I switch timelines while sleeping or something?

>>382096792
The amount of technology they pushed is not relevant here.
All I'm saying is that you're blatantly wrong if you think that there was nothing better than the crash trilogy and that the only reason you think those games are fun is because nothing can compare.

>>382096390
I haven't smiled like this in a very long time, Crash truly deserved all the love it's getting now and I'm glad from the bottom of my heart that he is getting it.

I hope they made the vehicle levels in crash 3 less shitty

>>382093486
>Is this the greatest timeline?
I mean I'm glad for Crash, but no, this is definitely NOT the greatest timeline.

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>>382096390
Nice!

Once again, look what saved Crash.

KEEPING IT SIMPLE AND CLASSIC.

Sega doesn't understand that the autistic Sonic fanbase is only detrimental to whole franchise.

Sonic, Tails and Knuckles only.
No talking.
Colorful, zero edgy shit.
Saving animals.
Sticking to 2D maybe 2.5D.

Anyone who thinks Sonic needs story should kill themselves.

>Crash rehashes his games
>Sonic gets a new one
Hmmm...

>>382099297
>KEEPING IT SIMPLE AND CLASSIC.


you mean

>remaking something old instead of trying to make something new

>>382095928
>except theyve already made sjw changes to it
Not even quality bait

>>382095813
>there was nothing better on the console.

YOU NEVER HEARD OF SPYRO?

Coming back with the exact same fucking levels that I can play on my goddamn phone for free using an emulator and brining a grand total of fuck all pieces of new content to the table does not constitute "unJusting" yourself you goddamn motherfucking imbecile.

>>382100215
But the control scheme for Crash 1 was updated, time trials were added into 1+2 and emulations don't change graphics other than resolution and possibly performance.

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Are we pretending Sonic Mania isn't a thing?

>>382100364
doesn't count because >muh romhack

>>382096060
It releases in december? So it's not even a one year exclusive?
Whatever, I hope it gets a PC release.

>unJUSTS himself
Not until he gets an actual new game.

>>382100364
>official fan game pandering to Genesisfags by not even being a proper sequel and using a tonne of old zones.

>>382099297
Sonic 3 and Knuckles had a very nice, subtle story to it. And it worked.

>>382100213
I wish I'd never heard of Spyro.

>>382101426
>official fan game
It's official period. Saying "official fan game" it's like saying "fresh hot weather".
>pandering to Genesisfags
You mean the fans of the best chapters in the series? sounds good to me. Better pandering to them than to Adventure fags anyway.
>by not even being a proper sequel
It's pretty much a S3&K sequel.
>and using a tonne of old zone
Each of them has been re-designed from scratch to adapt to the new gameplay plus also new zones.

So yeah, Sonic got unJUSTed before.

>>382093486
>Is this the greatest timeline?
I don't know what timeline you are from, but this is the Thiaf timeline and nothing will ever be good again.

>>382101426
>and using a tonne of old zones.
How is that even an argument when OP is saying that the Crash games that uses ALL old zones is better?

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>>382096060
>PS4 logo on the page
nice try

>>382102323
That's obviously a placeholder pic.
Do you still think it will be exclusive when there isn't the "only on PS4" text on the original box? And when not even the devs and Sony's PR outright said it's exclusive?

>>382102323
Literally says other platform you gigantic retard

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>>382095813
>there was nothing better on the console
That's not even true

>>382093486
Maybe when Crash gets a NEW game he'll be unJUSTed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvD8NZN9Zsg

>>382096390
How could be anyone hate this remaster with these kinds of Easter eggs in them?

>>382093486
>2017
>greatest timeline
how's heroin treating you, my dude

>>382102961
Are you implying the year 2017 doesn't exist in other timelines?

>>382101634
>You mean the fans of the best chapters in the series?
Did you liek Star Fox Zero too? I bet you did.

>>382101842
Crash is a remake, Mania is selling itself as a new game. A proper 2D Sonic sequel should have all new zones, not a best of compilation with a couple of new ones.

>>382096390
i don't know why but hearing about this makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside

>>382096060
>supergame

>>382094282
I've never played Crash back in the day and I'm getting this because I love cartoony platformers and this looks like a great value. I'm sure there are many others like that too.

>>382093486
>>We live in the timeline where Crash Bandicoot unJUSTS himself before Sonic the Hedgehog does
It's just a bloody remake. I don't even like Sonic but the N. Sane Trilogy is pretty much just the equivalent of Sonic Mania.
Get off your high horse. At the very least until you've got a good non-remake game.

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>>382093486
Andy Sixx is putting out a new game

>>382102907
Looks fun but the Playstation games still play perfectly fine and they have a much better artstyle, the new crash looks ugly as hell, like a generic CG kids show version of Crash.

>>382106262
What the hell is this forced meme and why is it leaking out of /b/?

>>382106274
>like a generic CG kids show version of Crash.
You should see Crash in the Skylanders TV Show before you say Nsane Crash looks like that.

>>382100213

He's probably talking about the state of the console at launch. IIRC, the PS1 only had one or two good games then - not including Crash. Spyro came out much later in the console's lifespan.

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>>382093486
>timeline where people accept lazy, creatively bankrupt "muh graphics" remakes as redemption
>greatest timeline

>>382106934
How is it lazy? They're redoing it from scratch

>>382094464
It feels like someone is trying to sell me something.

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>>382095813
>PS1
>no good games
Have you ever considered a career in stand up comedy? My sides are split. I didn't know this meme was still alive.

>>382099417
Two new ones, on classic, one modern.

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>>382107087
Scratch Randycoot!

>>382093486
>crash has total shit for decades, then a good REMAKE that is just the first 3 gamea again
>sonic has had the Rush games, half of Unleashed, Colors, and Generations, all great games, with two near perfect games on the horizon
Yeah, okay Sonyfriend.

>>382096783
Sonic had a few mediocre games and 06 was a mess, but Crash was fucked through and through since Wrath of Cortex. Don't be delusional.

>>382107370
>Sonic will never have an OST as good as Rush's ever again

>>382095813
My god, your family must have been both poor and dumb enough not to pirate for you to come to that conclusion

>>382107575
Did you skip Colors? It is right up there with Rush and both CD OSTs.

>>382096898
Man i miss Cross Ange

>>382107742
I've skipped pretty much everything but GEN and Rush/Adventure
I never really hear much about Colors so I haven't heard its music.

I mean Sonic always has decent music if nothing else, but Hideki Naganuma is just unfair competition. He's too good.

>>382095813
You must not of had many games. There are tons of classics on the PS1 that are just as good, and better than Crash.

>>382095928
You really need to give examples, because no one here is gonna take your word for it.

>>382094464
>a love letter
Can we stop saying this? There's other combinations of words which express the same idea, y'know? Not everything is a fucking love letter.

>>382108221
Wow it's almost like there are common phrases to efficiently convey a meaning using words or concepts that are widely known

Someone call the language police

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Stop whining and post Coco already

>>382108351
it's a shitty phrase and makes you sound pretentious

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>>382108710
>POST COCO

>>382093486
Is Crash 1 on the N Sane trilogy still hard as shit as it was on psone? Fucking Sunset Vista and Slippery Climb

>>382108756
You have a shitty attitude and it makes you sound like a bitch

>>382100503
JUST

>>382108756
What the fuck is pretentious about it?

It's a common phrase that gets used by everyone. Chill out autismo.

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>>382108710

>>382108849
>Fucking Sunset Vista and Slippery Climb
those are casual levels compared to Cortex Power

>they cheaped out on Coco's death animations
>doesn't even get burnt to ashes by fire
I sure hope you fellas love seeing that angel animation, because you'll be seeing it a lot.

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>>382099297
>story/extra characters is what ruined Sonic
Back to GameFAQs, nigga

There's nothing wrong with having characters other than the main 3, they had always wanted Sonic to talk (see: every cartoon, and Sonic CD) and the "edgy shit" was always present in Sonic, albeit not as heavily touched upon until Adventure 2.

This scapegoating of Sonic's friends needs to end. Nu-Sonic is bad because the gameplay is shit. Silver the Hedgehog and human princesses and all that other stuff is just the shit cherry on top of the shit cake, it's not the actual reason why Sonic is bad.

>>382095813
OBVIOUSLY shitposting, false flag cunt, has better games than shitty n64 and you should get a cancer

>>382093486
You can't unJUST something that was never good to begin with

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>>382108710

>>382110302
Good thing that Crash was great then.

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>>382108710

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>>382108710
BUY MY GAAMMMEEEE!!!! REEEEEE!!!

There are two good sonic games coming out this year so I don't know what you're talking about.

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>>382093486
>implying Sanic didn't unJUST himself with Colors/Generations
To be fair he JUSTed himself again with Boom but Sanic Mania is looking fab as fuck and Forces is looking ok maybe.

What's really makes this the best timeline is fucking BUBSY BOBCAT unJUSTing himself.

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>mfw they got rid of YEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAW

>>382109824
She was added last minute as an extra thing. Just be happy we can play as the cute sister more.

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>We live in a timeline where Bubsy gets a revival before Earthworm Jim, Road Rash and most Sega IPs created before the company became third-party.

>>382111869
The 2010's have been complete insanity, imagine the 2020's.

>>382111869

Don't forget fucking Atari making a new vidya console while Sega stays third-party.

As well as Konami becoming a piece of shit that murdered most of their IPs to make way for the pachinko business.

>>382112084
World War III is going to be fought with 3d cartoon animals

>>382111831

Even more bizarre is that people are actually looking forward to the return of one of gaming's most hated mascots for shits and giggles.

Hell, I think his return is almost as anticipated as Crash.

>>382096645
>PS1 may very well have the greatest library of all time

PS2 was far better. There's a grand total of 2 all time classics on the PS1. It drowned in shovelware

>>382112339
>Hell, I think his return is almost as anticipated as Crash.
not really to be honest family
everyone memed about it and tranny bubsy for a week or two and that's more or less it
everybody knows it will be mediocre unity platformer tier and the original didn't really set the bar all that high so it will be easily above it

>>382112748

Too bad I legitimately hope the game is successful enough to the point that we get a new Bubsy fandom bigger than FNAF and Undertale.

>>382110104
>There's nothing wrong with having characters other than the main 3
In theory.

But Sonic has easily oversaturated its cast with far too many forgettable characters who come around for one or two games and then leave forever.
Fuckin' Charmy the Bee, what a great character am I right

>the "edgy shit" was always present in Sonic
I forgot about the time in Sonic 3 when Knuckles carried an uzi

>Nu-Sonic is bad because the gameplay is shit
There can be more than one reason you know.

>>382112215
>furries on the front lines

>>382099297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV4WrCW-5Lw

Where have you been?

>>382093486
N-Sane Trilogy is JUST as fuck

nah it's just the same game with a new coat of paint


they're gonna kill it again before you blink

>>382095704
>Implying motorcycle levels aren't GOAT

>>382113705
Not him, but they weren't.

The only good vehicle levels in the original trilogy were the Hog/Polar/Pura levels.

Sucks though that if this game does well and after the CTR remake, VV is gonna be stuck with a bunch of shitty post-ND material.

I mean I'm pretty sure almost no one on the entire planet want a WOC remake.

>>382107840

At least we're getting a Code Geass sequel, despite the original having ended perfectly fine.

>TFW still now Tiger and Bunny follow-up despite the original's cliffhanger.
That movie where jackshit happens doesn't count.

>>382113943
Nah, the Motorcycle Levels were a welcome edition.

The fucking Dogfight levels were cancer as shit

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>>382114109
Wouldn't surprise me if they went for a new Crash game in the style of the old ones, since they've tried to bridge the gap between old fans and the new style.

If they add new levels as DLC to the Trilogy, it might be a way to test if people like their new level design.

>>382114109
>I mean I'm pretty sure almost no one on the entire planet want a WOC remake.

Yeah who the fuck would want that shit

Oh wait I probably would

>>382095813
t. kid that had a 64 instead of a playstation

>>382112339
>Hell, I think his return is almost as anticipated as Crash

Ha! No...

>>382114545
I don't think they'll be adding any new levels besides Stormy Ascent and the harder version of Sunset Vista.

>>382115214
Yeah, I don't think they've announced anything, but I'd certainly be interested if they added completely new levels.

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>>382114109
I personally wouldn't mind a Twinsanity remake with a polished engine, better graphics and all cut content.

supposedly the former developers have been interested in pitching the idea, but they've butted heads with VV in the past so I wouldn't get too excited

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>>382108710
Sure

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>>382106934

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>>382096390

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Wrath of Cortex remake/remaster never

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>>382108710
Kinda new art.

Not a jojo reference

>>382111785
Her new design sucks though. She has a serious case of babby-face.

i personally think the remake looks awful.
like one of those early concept UE4 fan-projects that never get completed.
the lighting looks way off imo, same with most materials that look really flat, which don't contrast well with the highly detailed Crash with the fur n' shit

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>>382113006
>But Sonic has easily oversaturated its cast with far too many forgettable characters who come around for one or two games and then leave forever.
Fuckin' Charmy the Bee, what a great character am I right
Oversaturated, yes. But that doesn't mean that a new character automatically makes the games shit. There CAN be good characters when used sparingly and correctly. Fans absolutely love Blaze because she doesn't manage to be quite as much of a nuisance as Charmy Bee, which you are using purely as a scapegoat.

>I forgot about the time in Sonic 3 when Knuckles carried an uzi
You're a fucking idiot. Edgy isn't just about weaponry and violence. It's about a brand that follows along with the current trend. The 90's was all about "attitude", with teenagers and their backwards caps and skateboards. Sonic came about in this era, and with it came that cool and feisty, almost anime-ish attitude that kids loved so much. Fuck, they even stuck the motto "dude with a 'tude" on him. So yes, he always had that edgy shit from the very start. It was even painfully more obvious with the cartoons, with his catchphrase "juice and jam time". Who the fuck actually says this?

>There can be more than one reason you know.
Obviously, but at its core, the gameplay is extremely important. You can oversaturated characters, stupid gun violence and terrible plotlines, but all of that can be excused if the games felt good enough to play just like the classics, which they don't, and since it doesn't, all these other problems the series has makes it way worse than it actually is.

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>>382116817
>

>>382094464
>Also its only $40.
I also could buy the originals for just over $10 without giving Activision a dime.

>>382116927
Exactly

>>382116927
She just saw my dick

>>382115606
Twinsanity is fucking garbage. We don't need any post-ND shit coming back

They got Crash back into people's minds again with a remake of the real games. No reason to sully that

>>382114109
I dong get the gate for WOC. If you played the cucked ps2 version with all the loading time shit that's your fault. It's basically Crash 3+

>they ruined one of my favourite Crash 2 songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2Cu48C5V6Y

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>382117001
This. Fuck that trash and fuck anything about Twinsanity.

>>382117061
The level design and physics are awful, and the game is 80% gimmick sections

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>>382117061
It's got a good soundtrack

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>>382116985

>>382117095

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNR0LiigYhQ

>>382117170
Cringe.

>>382117061
>If you played the cucked ps2 version with all the loading time shit that's your fault.
This, I had the superior Xbox version, where the loading times were never longer than five seconds.

Wrath of Cortex is certainly flawed (so many vehicle levels like Crash 3, the slow-ass grate-climbing) but It's still enjoyable and does some new things. Plus the music was great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7G2yu3UTKU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjYiRdINScI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km8CKs8nS0A

>>382117170
Jesus Christ that was janky

>>382117061
dumb phoneposter

>>382117065
it sounds good wtf u talking about

>>382117170
i miss Cortex's stupid facial animations

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lol you people are fucking retarded this game is a CASH GRAB nothing more nothing less.

>>382117287
Take of your millennial nostalgia goggles

Since there's a bit of Sonic conversation sprinkled in here can we all agree that Sonic R has the best soundtrack?

>>382117419
>didn't take the chance to call this game a crash grab
-9001/10 come see me after class has finished.

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>>382117001
>>382117095
Twinsanity was unpolished and incomplete, but that wasn't garbage.

Honestly looking back at what they originally wanted, it might have been pretty cool. Open world platforming for Crash has a lot of potential, I would have taken it over Radical's botched beat em up retooling any day.

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>>382117307
They replaced the pipe banging sounds (which was a brilliant idea for a drain level theme) with soft chimes instead. The whole song is softer instead of having that gritty industrial sound the original went for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ig-Hd8tczU

>>382117414

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTVpvVfY2xE

sonic unjusted himself with generations the new crash remake looks shit better have a demo on the PSN store

>>382117438
(You)

>>382117419
I think you meant crash grab

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>>382094074
>hurrr every reboot and remake has been garbage because i say so

zero missions says hi

>>382117513
>Twinsanity was unpolished and incomplete

And poorly written and designed, with a disgusting artstyle.

>I would have taken it over Radical's botched beat em up retooling any day.

Or we can have a real Crash fucking Bandicoot game. That's also a good option

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>>382117170
>Wrath of Cortex didn't do as well as we'd hoped

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>>382099297
>Sonic, Tails and Knuckles only.
>No talking.
>Colorful, zero edgy shit.
>Saving animals.
>Sticking to 2D maybe 2.5D.
Hmm... if only a game like that were being released this year...

>>382117597
>REEE STOP BEING MEAN TO MY SHIT GAME THAT I GREW UP WITH

fuck off and don't come back

>>382117551
Say what you will about Skylanders, but the new music wasn't too bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT5-80lhSFc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5DF_VO4su8

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God I wish that were me

>>382117693
Thoughts on wrath of cortex? :)

>>382117716
>sold well enough to be rereleased in the Platinum range on PS2,Classics range on Xbox and Player's Choice range on GameCube
>didn't do as well as we'd hoped
What did they mean by this?

>>382117927
everything post ND is trash

>>382117693
So what is a real Crash Bandicoot game to you? More of the same linear level designs and recycled gameplay?

If so you should consider Wrath of Cortex

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>>382117835
That's two replies in a row with no actual argument. Stay triggered friend.

>>382117995
You have any ideas for what a new crash game should be like then?

>>382093486
>>We live in the timeline where Crash Bandicoot unJUSTS himself
What, with a remake? No, my lad, at least senic has new games. They suck radioactive shit but they're new.

>>382099419
>>remaking something old instead of trying to make something new
What's with this Sonygro mentality of something new automatically being good?

>>382118078
>REEEEE MUH NOSTALGIA FOR SHOVELWARE REEEEE

lmao

>>382117995
You keep saying that but you never elaborate. If you're going to make an argument you at least need something to back that shit up.

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>>382118175
>still no argument
How embarrassing

>>382118093
A linear well designed platformer

wow so hard

Why is everyone so fucking mad? Can't we all just be happy for our boy Crash?

>>382117808
Sonic Colors also falls here, outside the no talking bit, but honestly the storyline was short, sweet and to the point that it honestly feels more like something that would come about from the classics. The game was colorful, stages were pretty original and unique, and it was mainly just about saving the wisps which works within the same line as saving animals. Of course people hated that game for other reasons, like the gameplay being too blocky, which I agree with, and storyline was too bright and happy for some. I'm reminded of this one kid who wanted more games like Shadow the Hedgehog, but got stuck with Colors and started complaining about the dialogue and keeps using that whole "Baldy McNoseHair" gag as the bit the ruined it for him.

>>382118286
It's just one autistic shitposter. Ignore him.

>>382118286
I dunno, you gotta hate something!

>>382118241
>MUH
>NOSTALGIA

Maybe you should go play the real Crash games. They're fun, so they might calm your tard rage

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>>382118250
So basically another Wrath of Cortex?
Yeah, okay, opinion discarded

>>382118335
The only one raging here is you, spergo.

>>382095813
I've never owned a Playstation console in my life and was raised on the N64 and Gamecube but even I know that's horseshit.

The PS1 tended to have single player games more suited to lonely children with divorcing parents. It had a lot of good games.

Only the trilogy and CTR matter.

The others are fucking garbage.

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Thanks drawfag. I'm keeping this one. Gave me a hearty chuckle

>>382118212
What's there to elaborate on? They're all shitty, low budget games. The fact that most of the studios that worked on post-ND Crash are dead says it all, really

>>382118346
Not him, but the linear platforming sections of WoC were fine.
The problem was that it was filled to the brim with gimmick stages and dull bosses.

>>382118346
I said well designed. Learn to read

>>382118423
Okay genwunner

>>382118346
all 8 or so linear levels in WoC are great.

>>382118498
Crash controlled like shit, and WoC's design philosophy was "DUDE NITROS LMAO." The actual level design was garbage

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Shut the fuck up and post coco

>>382118445
>N. Flation
Kek

>>382118626
t. never played the post-trilogy garbage games and mastrubates to nina porn

>>382118642
Only 6 levels in the whole game with 100% platforming

>>382118626
Hahaha you're not gonna get that off the ground, fag

>>382118734
The one that ends in a buggy ride is fine since the buggy is the least shit of the gimmicks.

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>>382118687

>>382117909
Are you joking? My God, those are awful.

>>382118642
bait

>>382118716
>>382118781
>no actual arguments to be seen
Wew lads...

>>382118626
The first 151 Pokemon are the only REAL Pokemon.

>>382118952
FUCKING PLAY THE POST-TRILOGY GARBAGE GAMES

STOP DEFENDING THEM

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>>382118687

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>>382118716
>he doesn't like nina
now I know you're full of shit

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>>382119021
>tfw my first game was 2
>tfw my favorite game is Twinsanity.

Eat shit

>>382119040
>waifufag never played twinsanity and just wants to jack-off at DA incarnate

>>382096060
Local tacoland store still lists the xbone version as preorder too

>>382119156
Now tell me how Twinsanity is better that cortex strikes back :)

>>382119156
Nah, I don't eat shit. Maybe you should check yourself for having terrible taste.

>>382118952
>>382119021
This is getting fucking retarded just stop or this will just keep going on.

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>>382119159
whatever you say friendo

>>382119021
twinsanity was ok

>>382119359
I would give VV the fucking middlefinger if they bring back fucking Wrath of Dogshit or Shitsanity.

>>382119021
Stop being autistic, anon.

>>382119478
>Wrath of Dogshit
Sounds like a perfect way to describe your posts

>>382118952
The tiny handful of platforming levels consisted of flat empty hallways with huge chunks of empty space, with maybe 3 or 4 obstacles the whole level

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mRn2SM9PLM

Look at this. Look at how empty it is. Look at how you can basically just walk past everything

>>382119156
>I like bad games that means I'm better then you

??

>>382099297
Amy as seen in Sonic Advance is fine, too, as a fast explorong character, as opposed to slow exploring Knuckles, slow platforming Tails and fast platforming Sonic.

>>382119602
Oh, please tell us how Wrath of Cortex and Twinsanity are good games and not pure fucking garbage.

We all know you fucking want Crunch and Nina back and I am glad they are retconned to never exist.

>>382119998
Crunch and Nina have a chance to come back in future games, and I quite liked the idea of Crunch desu

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>>382110104
>Hating best boy

>>382119690
Most that level isn't any wider than the actual snow levels from Crash 2. The only wide parts are that patch of ice (which is similar to an area in one of the snow levels in 2) and that wider part with the bonus and skull platforms.

>>382120090
>Crunch and Nina have a chance to come back in future games

No they don't

>>382120170
For one, they're much wider then Crash 2. Second, the point is that the levels are empty as fuck.

And rather then making a difficult platforming challenge for the gem section, they just fill a long empty hallway with fucking Nitro crates

>>382120186
Why not?

>>382120284
>Why wouldn't poorly received characters from the games that killed the series come back?

>>382119998
If average at worst is "pure fucking garbage" then you most surely be a gamer of exquisite tastes. Tell us more about how great you are.

>We all know you fucking want Crunch and Nina back and I am glad they are retconned to never exist.
You really seem to be projecting a lot. The only who's been bringing up Nina in this thread is you.

And there's nothing wrong with bringing Crunch back, it's just idiots kept changing his design and personality after his debut.

>>382093486
>We may potentially get new Crash games helmed by a studio that will treat him with respect and care
lmao why do people hype themselves up into believing nonsense like this?

>>382120401
>ignores the nina waifufag
>ignores the other anon who actually likes these two shit characters associated with bad games
>"nothing wrong with bringing a garbage character back"
LOL

>>382120401
>If average at worst

Poorly designed shit is considered average? Get some fucking standards

>>382119690
>you can kill the mammoth
Wow, I never knew that. I always thought it was just there for decoration.

>>382120276
Lmao that power to sneak across nitro crates, what were they thinking?

>>382120528
There is literally nothing wrong with having faith.

>>382120612
Average is considered poorly designed? Stop the fucking hyperbole.

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>>382120350
>Crunch
>Nina
>"poorly received"
Both became regulars after their respective introductory games appearing in most subsequent titles (even playable a few times) and have amassed tons of fan art. I wouldn't call that "poorly-received"

>>382120818
see
>>382119690

>>382095813
>As a kid that had the Play Station instead of a 64
Things falseflaggers say.

>>382120856
You mean appearing in shit games and being deviantart bait?

>>382120856
>Both became regulars after their respective introductory games

Which, surprise surprise, ended up killing the franchise. Also, no, they don't have that much fanart

Why would these characters ever return?

Are there 3 platinums? I mean I plan on 100%ing (and 105/106%ing 3 obviously) all of them anyway but that's neat.

>>382119690
And what's the problem with this level?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUUJUM5mjiU

>>382100608
6 months seems like a pretty good timed exclusivity. I mean, it's not like the game is multiplayer, most people won't be interested in it on other platforms by that point. If people have pcs and xbones and ps4s, chances are they'll just buy it on ps4 if they want it.

Marketing is gay.

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What did GameStop mean by this

>>382093486
Am I the only one who doesn't give a fuck about "remasters"? They don't add any content to the game, in fact the first time I can think of a game that simply updated the graphics was the Conker remaster on xbox original. And even that updated the combat. All this is is a reskin of a linear game series from 20 years ago that was never graphically reliant, personally this doesn't constitute a full purchase price, let alone the purchase of a new console as more than a few people have suggested.

If it was Spyro or something like that where the graphics are more important then I could justify this a bit more, but even still, it's the same game. Call me a nostalgiafag but the older graphics are still comfier to me, and given a choice I'd rather emulate the older ones and experience them as they were intended.

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>>382110397

>>382093486
pc when

>>382121387
They mean they bought hundreds and hundreds of thousands of fidget spinners and forgot that fads don't last that long, and that kids won't pay a premium for a novelty toy anymore, so now they're sitting on tons of stock of decent quality fidget spinners that they have to literally give away to get back shelf space.

>>382121157
Look at how there's only ever a single stiff, static obstacle. Most of the time Crash is just standing still waiting for the blade to swing by or something. The 2D section is also disgusting bland.

What exactly about this level design is good?

>>382121528
it's $40, not full price. For three games in the remaster, which is a pretty good price, updated gameplay controls and new time trial modes for 1 and 2, plus speed shoes in 2.

Also stormy ascent and other cut levels are already confirmed as being released as DLC for the first game.

>>382121670
So they added some fast pants and made the stick easier to use, and you think this makes it worth it?

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>>382118404
>The PS1 tended to have single player games more suited to lonely children with divorcing parents
Hits too close to home.

>>382121890
The addition of stick controls to 1 at all, new upgrades, new game modes, and soon new maps, yeah, that's pretty worthwhile for a $40 tag. Most games ask for $60 for much much much less.

>>382121387
It means no one is buying them because millennials have already moved on to the next weekly fad so they have to give them away.

>>382121641
>Look at how there's only ever a single stiff, static obstacle.
>spinning blades, swinging axes, spiked extending walls are static
Lolwut, you're just reaching now. That level didn't have the stuff you claimed was there like nitro spam to being too wide. You just don't want to admit you were wrong about something.

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>>382121539
>captcha: church close

>>382122067
>he played Crash 2 with the stick

>>382122224
>spinning blades, swinging axes, spiked extending walls are static

They're static in that you do nothing but walk past them. They're hardly obstacles.

>That level didn't have the stuff you claimed was there like nitro spam to being too wide.

But it clearly had both

>>382122303
Nah I used the dpad, but the stick is a pretty good option in the remaster. They all play a lot more similarly to 3 in that regard. dpad is still how I play most of the time but I use stick occasionally.

>>382121670
>confirmed as being released as DLC for the first game.
That better be free DLC.

>>382122067
"New upgrades" I've yet to see, aside from the shoes. As far as new maps that you pay to get that's a fucking joke. Could easily put them in the base game.

40$ is a premium nowadays when you consider the launch prices of games like rocket league, csgo, pubg etc. Even other platformers like rayman and ori cost less at launch. I still don't see how this is worth it.

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>>382122364
>They're static in that you do nothing but walk past them.
You mean list what most environment hazards in Crash games are? Wowzers.

>But it clearly had both
Where?

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>>382121539

>>382118404
That hit way too close to home anon.

>>382122460
It won't be. Why would it be?
>>382122486
pubg is 30 and unoptimized as hell, CSGO launched at 30 everywhere but PC, and failed everywhere till they started adding gun hats, rocket league launched fucking free through PS+. rayman origins and legends launched at 60, ori was $20 at launch I think. And is also a SOTN styled game more than a traditional platformer. None of those besides rocket league are anywhere near cheap, or really relevant to a platformer, besides ori, and that game's significantly shorter than all 3 of the crash games if you play them to completion (read: getting the gems to actually beat the game)

Seriously the only way I think you'll be happy is if they split up the games and charge $20 each like they did with the uncharted collection, right?
And it's not my fault if your dumb ass hasn't been seeking out footage, the game's had it's street date broken for about a week now. The footage of upgrades to the physics for 1 and 2 are there, the graphical upgrades are there even though you don't care about them.
>they could have added new maps to the base game
they could have but why when people will pay for them? Why is it a bad thing they're offering content people want, even if it's at a premium?

>>382119040
These drawings are cute but she looks ugly as fuck in the games

>>382118404
My dad was never there in the first place.

>>382122742
>You mean list what most environment hazards in Crash games are?

Look if you're going to generalize to defend shit games then fuck off

>>382122914
>Why would it be?
Are you seriously saying that you should pay for content that was purposely held back for DLC?

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>>382122936
Depends on the artist.

Her Radical redesign was qt tho, shame they made her annoying little bitch

>>382123018
>didn't even answer the question
Look if you just want to show your raging hate boner all you had to do was say.

>>382123110
>purposefully held back
it was never in the base game, and there was no hint of it ever being re-done for the remaster till a trophylist came out showing it'd be a DLC. It's a gay practice, but it's been happening for 10 years already and no one bothered to try stopping it. I've resigned to the fate of having to pay for content. If it's $5 or less i'll buy it if it has all the cut levels from 1, why not.

>>382123140
>hate boner

Calling poorly made games bad isn't having a hateboner. I know you're a 99'er who grew up with the shit Crash games, but you gotta take off the nostalgia goggles

>tfw doing a no box runs as coco
>all that coco abuse at the end as reward
Pure fucking bliss

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>>382123126
true fact

>>382123206
>it was never in the base game
Stormy Ascent was but it was only accessible using a cheating device if I remember right.
>but it's been happening for 10 years already
That's the thing, most remakes/remasters either have the cut content in the game as it is, release it for free or just don't release it at all.

Post Your Favorite OST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsmvX7FJHho&t=1205s

>>382123632
I meant in the base remaster. And yeah stormy ascent was on the original game's disc if you used a gameshark code D0011DB2 3404 30011DB0 0022

Most remasters do not include cut content though, that's just a straight up lie. there's no cut content in the ratchet remaster, jak and daxter, sly raccoon, oot3d/mm3d, wwhd has new content but no cut content restored, tphd, master chief collection, none of them have cut content added to the main game. At all, much less as DLC.

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>>382123768
>hi sea hijinks
flashbacks

>>382123491
>butthurt ND purist projecting again
Crash 2 was a major game in my childhood. Keep pushing your meme-arguments though, sperg.

>hurr it's bad because it's not made by ND
You're in no position to cry nostaliga goggles. I bet you think Crash Bash is bad too.

>>382122914
No need to resort to ad hominem friendo, I just spent the last hour watching footage which is why I was sparked to make the comment I did. I've completed all 3 to completion a bunch of times so I have a good understanding of the games, so when you say the "upgrades are there" I think you're being pretty generous. The controls on the originals are just as tight as the new ones look, the new game looks slower if anything. Muh sticks isn't an argument.

Also you might have been cucked by big business into thinking DLC's are part and parcel of the times, but seeing it attached to a trilogy from an era where that shit didn't exist is sad to see. They aren't going to make a killing from the unreleased content (there's only 3 or so levels that I can think of that were cut), so why not just put it in.

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>>382093486
>We live in the timeline where Crash Bandicoot unJUSTS himself before Sonic the Hedgehog does
Sonic Mania is going to a better job of unJUSTing him than the N. Sane Trilogy will Crash though.

But I like both games so whatever.

>>382110397
>>382121539
>>382122747
holy shit

>>382123987
>Most remasters do not include cut content though
>or just don't release it at all.
Kind of already said that anon. Pay attention.

In any case there's no reason why they couldn't have put it into the base game other than to bump up the overall cost to full price.

>>382124249
>pay attention
>MOST REMASTERS INCLUDE CUT CONTENT
lel read your own posts then, i'm done trying to respond to you, fag, thanks for bumping the thread though.

>>382124163
>Sonic Mania is going to a better job of unJUSTing him than the N. Sane Trilogy will Crash though.
>nostalgia pandering fan-game being pushed as official because SEGA's too lazy to do it themselves

>>382124018
No but seriously take the goggles off. Go learn about game design

>>382124438
>buzzwords buzzwords buzzwords

We're only getting Stormy Ascent. The others were nowhere near finished levels. Plus there's always the chance they'll patch it in on Day 1.

>>382124326
>>MOST REMASTERS INCLUDE CUT CONTENT
>most remakes/remasters either have the cut content in the game as it is, release it for free or just don't release it at all.
You just copied your own post and removed "do not" rather than reading mine.
Also that "most" applies to everything I listed if you hadn't noticed.

>i'm done trying to respond to you
Is that because you can't justify these blatant Jewish actions?

>>382124438
>Sonic gets a new game made by people who love the series
>Crash gets a remake
Come on anon, don't be like this.

>>382124505
>didn't deny it
Yep, just I thought. ND purists are genwunner-tier stupid.

>>382124575
>cries "buzzwords!"
>unironically says "unJUSTing"

>>382124869
>>382124869
>ND purists are genwunner-tier stupid.

Yeah you're not gonna be able to push this. Sounds like you only "like" shitty low budget games to be contrarian

>>382124834
>Sonic gets a new game made by people who love the series
Yeah, and it'd be cool if it tried to have an identity instead for "lol you remember the Genesis? The Genesis was cool, right?". They should have made a proper sequel and not a glorified rom hack.

Can't we all just be happy we're all getting new games to play?

>>382124961
Sounds like you hate anything ND didn't make to be a purist.

>>382125047
No, I want to be angry at video games.

>>382125047
New =/= good anon.

>>382124869
>it's okay when OP uses vocabulary monsters because he's on my side of the argument

>>382125008
You can blame Iizuka for that.

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>>382124961
>anything ND didn't make is shitty low budget
Stop embarrassing yourself anon holy shit

>>382125047
No

>>382109402
>It's a common phrase used by everyone
Then isnt it practically meaningless

>>382125103
I prefer to remain positive and optimistic in life. It's better for the soul than being negative and pessimistic about everything.

>>382125008
>They should of made a new Crash game and not a remaster
Crash can't really win either going by you

>>382125198
But he is right. Only the trilogy and CTR matter.

>>382125198
Prove me wrong

>>382125198
>Every team except VV that touched Crash post-ND has long since gone under

Sounds like that anon knows exactly what he's talking about

>>382094464
>a love letter
Sony shills will never learn.

>>382125337
There's a difference between being positive and optimistic and being ignorant.

>>382125369
>literally genwunner-tier

My copy is on the way. Come tome my dearest.

>>382125613
Not the anon you're talking to but you know what they say, ignorance is bliss. Better than everyone being salty.

>>382093486
Don't bet on it. I'm surprised at how little they changed if anything at all with this remaster. But they've added nothing aside from a Coco skin i guess which isn't much at all. I doubt the studios involved have the talent for the actual level design.

>>382125520
>every post i dont like is a shill

>>382125665
See, this thing only works when the quality differences between the old and new are purely subjective.

It doesn't work here because post-ND Crash is literal shovelware. Naughty Dog was the only studio that had an actual budget when making Crash

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>>382125779
repeating yourself won't make you any more right

>>382125893
>Avatarfagging

lol

>>382125779
>It doesn't work here because post-ND Crash is literal shovelware.
I don't think you know what that means, son. The only shovelware Crash games are Fusion, Tag Team Racing, Boom Bang and the Mutant games.

>>382125968
And Twinsanity
And Wrath of Cortex

Ok I can tell a lot of people here don't like twinsanity but I liked the direction it was going writing wise at least, if they do make a new crash game I hope its got the same comedy as twinsanity.

>>382125968
The Mutant series really isn't all that bad. They're servicable brawler-platformers with reasonably-interesting gimmicks. The part that makes them bad comes entirely from how it treats the Crash Bandicoot franchise. If it was a rebranding of, say, Tork: Prehistoric Punk, they would be much better received.

>>382125968
And Nitro Kart
And XS
And N-tranced

>>382126339
I liked the first one, the second one is shit.

>>382093486
>unJUSTS himself before Sonic the Hedgehog
It was a pretty close race though. Had Mania not been delayed, that wouldn't have been the case.

But the important thing is series that need to be unJUSTed are finally accomplishing that.

>>382126184
>>382126384
Whatever Genwunner

>>382126424
AntDude?

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>>382095813
My man. Fucking telling the truth.

>>382126593
Can you really be called a genwunner when the games are legitimately worse?

>>382126424
That a youtuber or something? I don't know much besides a few letsplayers I watch.

>>382126774
Replied to myself when it was meant for
>>382126615
Don't bully pls

>>382126593
>genwunner
I don't get it.

>>382126737
>can you really be a purist if you hate something on the principle that it isn't made by ND