MEANWHILE ON ISLE DEL/v/INO... https://www.youtube.com/watc

God i hate those little fuckers with the snail shells.

>>382084048
The pi...

Who the fuck keeps putting these big ass pineapples in the pipes

FUCKING NOKIS
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm a chuckster!

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>>382084252
lol fag

>hot day
>standing in the middle of Delfino Plaza
>look up at the sun to survey its heat or something
>suddenly falling into a water town of those little shell shits

WHAT THE FUCK

>>382084294
No no no! It's KEKSTER! How many times so we have to go over this, Fred?

We should probably save that guy stranded on the islands.

>>382084434
that guy's a faggot fuck him

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Sunshine is the best Mario game.

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>>382084434
I'm from the future, don't do it. A flood happens and he gets off the island anyways. Then the faggot talks about how he misses being on the island

>>382084294
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHHOOOOOOO

>>382084048
>not posting the real version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds6I5sUBGtw

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Anybody else see that fine bimbo walkin around

Have you guys seen the poor fella trapped on the island near the lighthouse? Maybe someone should send a boat out to get him?

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>see Princess Peach walking around town
>she keeps loudly complaining to her steward how hot it is
>she walked through the water sprinklers near the pier to cool down
>her dress is now very tightly clinging to her, revealing every curve of her body
>tfw managed to zoom in with my phone a take a few good pics without her noticing

RIP my dick

Bing! Bing!

Wahoo!

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What the FUCK was his problem?

>>382084515
But it is tho

>>382085235
>lovely day in Defino Plaza
>set up my banana stand just like every other day
>doing what I love
>birds chirping, sun shining
>it can't get any better than this
>enter this mustached motherfucker
>runs over
>sprays me with water
>steals a banana and runs away, yippieing and yahooing as he does
>2 minutes later he comes back riding a dinosaur which proceeds to puke on me
>it eats all of my fruit and runs away

First the Noki's and now this. This whole fucking island is going to shit.

>>382086442
I'm joining the Chucksters just to fuck this guy up

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>>382084048
Fuck this /fit/ fuck. Saw him running with that mustached terrorist earlier today.

>>382086974
Is this the Pianta equivalent of blackface?

>be me, normal chuckster
>this red fat ass hits B
>chuck his ass into the void
>lose my job as a chuckster

any other chuckster's have similar experiences?

>>382086974
Pokey Little Flab Biscuit

>>382084515
I just wish it was longer

>>382087782
CHUCKED

>>382088072
Just collect all the Blue Coins, bro

Guys, I found a blue coin, what should I do with it?

>>382088183
Take it to the tanuki MILF for a backdoor handy

>>382088350
I heard they're keeping shine sprites in that hut. Is that even legal? Is the Delfino Plaza police department still even around?

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>mfw i just grew the biggest watermelon of all time

I'm gonna bring it to the festival of gelato beach tomorrow, there's no way I'm gonna lose that one

>>382088707
theyre all wrapped up in red tape with the visiting foreign delegation. as long as that red hatted weirdo is on the island, the police force cant do anything without it possibly being construed as a threat against a mushroom kingdom diplomat. keep in mind they have nuclear weapons.

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>>382088728
AW SHIT I GOTTA TELL EVERYBODY

>>382085070
post em

>>382088820
Not to mention that the shop owner is in bed with the commissioner, the deflinian government is insanely corrupt

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Did anyone catch that Mushroom Kingdom gal's swimsuit? I really liked the design on it. I wonder how much it would cost to have the designer make one for my wife.

>>382088974
i guess the nicer the beaches are the less people give a shit.

>>382089105
Case and point
>>382089085

any other /rogueport/ bros here?

>>382088728
Are you the asshole that keeps putting the huge watermelon up on the mountain?

>>382088974

is it true that the owner of Delphino is at rogueport? Might explain a lot of things

When the FUCK is Pinna Park gonna be open jesus christ.

>>382089195

yes

>>382089374
>wanting to go to an overprized themepark with only 4 rides
These tourist suckers, amirite?!

>>382089306
I heard the Islands sole proprietor is toadsworth, it would explain the frequent visits with peach, and also implicate him in some kind of fraud scheme considering he owns quite a bit of property in rogueport, not to mention the millions in non-liquid assets

we may be on to something here

Guys, are we sure that red guy with the weird canadian super soaker is the guy who's been shitting everywhere? I saw the guy when he was doing it and he looked really blue.

Where are the Doot Doot sisters this week guys?

>>382089374
I saw that mustached man get shot out of a canon and then heard explosions coming from the Pinna Park

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Theres a fucking egg that keeps telepathically asking me for bananas

what the fuck

>>382088820
>they have nuclear weapons
>all we have it a dinky little cannon on the edge of town
good fucking lord

>>382089764
Fucking terrorists ruining our once great island.

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>october 27
>everyone gets home and sticks in their copy of mario
>play till almost the end
>final world
>it's a fully explorable Isle Delphino

How would you react?

>>382089817
theyre a goddamn superpower man. hell, they never need the nukes, they just send that red fucker and his brother into any conflict and the pair of them can plow through anything. my brother has a theory theyre the result of a super soldier project.

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>>382089817
That dinky little cannon once took out this giant sand bird that I saw when my brother gave me some durian paste to eat that wasn't actually durian. And then I was floating in the middle of space on giant square watermelons.

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>It's another beautiful day
>Out on the stand trying to sell my bananas
>Watching the guy who stained our beautiful island with disgusting slime run around doing flips and shit
>He starts flying around really fast around the place spraying water on FUCKING EVERYTHING with that dumb ass device he has on his back
>Everyone in the plaza is completely soaked
>Meanwhile this mustachioed faggot just goes YIPEE and WAHOO all over the place
>About to go over and kick his ass
>He butt stomps into our sewers perfectly and disappears
>mfw he appears again from the other side of the street and runs around spraying his bullshit everywhere

I swear to god I'm gonna lose my fucking mind with this faggot, he does this shit EVERY DAY.

Someone PLEASE buy some sunglasses, my kids are hungry

>>382090261
I saw your brother selling shirts

>>382089958
I'd probably nut so hard I'd die, but then again I'd also do that if they added any significant new content to the game. Full Corona Mountain world when :(

Anybody been to the pachinko machine yet? Looks fun and reasonable.

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OH

>>382090461
you mean the casino out at the hotel?

BING

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>>382089802

>feed one of those eggs
>A fucking dinosaur pops out
>at the same time that fat mustachio man who kept spreading trouble jump on it
>they jump into the river
>the dinosaur disintegrate

jesus fucking christ

>>382090603
BING

These threads are gay, always have been and always will be

@382090960
>goes into threads he doesnt like to complain
would the parent of this lost autistic child please come to the front of the store?

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>want to travel somewhere
>have to go through the horrifying and painful process of cell deconstruction/reconstruction

>>382089183
Rogueport is fucking rough. I swear, it's like everyone's a criminal. I used to date a girl from there, and she turned out to be some kind of mobster's daughter. Needless to say, I didn't ask questions and I got the hell out of there as soon as I could. Now I've been fooling around with a raccoon milf, which is pretty nice

>>382091034
>That manual reply

Ah, so much more satisfying than a (You), thanks

Thread is still gay though, loterallt a bunch of roleplaying manchildren

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>>382090960

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>Be me-chanic
>Get a call from the (((guys))) that run the hotel and theme park
>"Fix this merry-go-round"
>lol okey dokey
>Shoot yourself(with a cannon) to get to the theme park because the coke snorting shell kikes need so much welfare that we cant have any public transport
>Pack up my tools and start working on the go-round
>Suddenly you open a wormhole and get sucked into an alternate universe
>the (((nokis))) didn't even cover that in the contract
>send help

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>taking a walk with my cute purple yoshi
>water looks so nice so we decided to go get some swim
>my cute purple yoshi touch the water
>he disintegrates in a giant cry of pain

W-what happened guys? I'm freaking out!

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>working the night shift at Casino Delfino
>loud high pitched giggling coming from nowhere
>guests are scared shitless and leave
>owner insists we stay open
>giggling gets louder, notice a purple panel on the roulette wheel
>"fuck this i'm out"
>owner says I can't leave
>just stand outside the casino waiting for Mario for hours

>>382084827
>not posting the REAL version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRLzXKOiFBc

I love you guys. This is some /v/ gold.

WHAT'S THIS ICKY PAINT-LIKE GOOP?

>>382092020
ITS MOVING

Anyone noticed a lot of coin and 1-up noises lately? Shit keeps me up at night.

>>382092020
>>382092076
That's my cum my b
I saw Princess Toadstool and nutted, she's so hot

She was with some weird fat plumber though, I wonder if he's her plane's maintenance guy or something

>>382090569
>tfw too shy to ask qt sunflower if she needs me to water her

>>382092262
are you even up on current events? hes her bodygaurd/ personal consort.

>>382084515
Objectively false

>>382092319
anon, she'd love a dick

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Will he appear as the main bad guy in the sequel?

>>382092262
She's a stone cold killer though, see >>382089991
But the toads seem nice enough

>>382084048
EY KID GIMME SUMMA DA FROOTS YA DONT GOT IN YOUR COUNTRY AND AINT NEVAH HOID OF. PUT EM IN DA BASKET

>>382088823
How the fuck do we get rid of these things? They do absolutely nothing other than walk in circles and then run at people who come close, launching them 20 feet in the air. It's a surprise everyone's even still alive.

>>382092245
>hit it big at the casino
>finally have enough money to rent a beautiful apartment in Delfino Plaza
>gorgeous view of the Shine Gate
>a minute's walk away from the food stands
>lay down for a nap after moving everything in
>just about to fall asleep
>suddenly
>outside
>I hear it
>BING BING
>WA-HOO!
>*1-UP*

Hey, have you guys noticed those red M things all over town? I've had one on my house for the past week, and every time I try to scrub it off it comes right back. What's really weird is I could swear I hear a really loud jingling noise whenever it gets cleaned off. Spooky shit man.

>>382092651
the property value in town has been dropping like a brick. hes out there at all hours of the day. if im late for work again im gonna be fired, and i cant get any sleep with him bouncing around all night.

>>382088823
>walking on the beach, minding my own business
>go get some shade
>one of these fuckers proceeds to start knocking me against the disc
>still going on
HELP

>tripping balls at Serena Beach
>see manta ray shadows on the ground
>floor is turning yellow and blue
>everywhere I walk I get electric shocks on my feet
>the fucking hotel sinks into the ground
>come down only to find out that shit actually happened

This whole island is going to shit

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>>382092631
*expands with water*

>setting up my fruit stand for the day
>blue liquid fucker jumps on my dome
>looks exactly like the red hat man

so what's the deal? are there two of these fuckers or did he just find a new powerup?

So I told Mario to throw 3 pineapples into a basket and he actually did it the absolute madman

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OH MY FUCKING GOD BOYS THERE'S A GUY ON FIRE RUNNING AROUND SOMEBODY HELP HIM

I'm laughing way to god damn hard at this thread. Thank you /v/. I love you.

>>382093310
fuck you faggot

>>382084434
bitch he could WALK

>>382084827
>XDD FAKE MUSIC
god go back to plebbit please

>decide to go to Noki Bay to enjoy the sights
>discover the water is completely poisonous thanks to some eels
>only accommodation the fellow Nokis give me is that they have platforms on the water I have to jump to in order to get to the cliffs

This place fucking sucks.

Super mario sunshime MMO FUCKING WHEN?

>>382084434
That guy's nuts. He keeps talking about his "pet golden bird" that shits shine sprites. What a fucking joke.

>>382093093
Big deal, I was submerged in volanic goop until that Mario guy got me out and washed me clean. It's weird though, I was going to give him a blue coin, but he ran away before I could do anything.

>>382092751
We need to get the shine sprites back to the gate AS. SOON AS POSSIBLE. The government is doing NOTHING as tourism revenues are already starting to drop, and Ricco can't keep us solvent on its own. And now there's a vandal on the loose (and some people say there's TWO, and they let one of them go?!) Everyone needs to WAKE UP!!! VOTE THEM ALL OUT!!!!!!!

so does anyone actually eat any of the fruit that's just laying around, or no?

i sure as hell don't. how gross!

>>382093658
We have to start a revolution my fellow brother

>>382093679
I'm fine with it until that greasy red stache corrupts them with his dirty ass gloves. I heard he kicks the durians around, too.

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>nobody addressing the fact that theres a giant piranha plant just chilling on top of the windmill in bianco hills

>>382093961
Where the FUCK did it find a diaper that big

>>382093961
probably because --

yeah, what >>382094005 said

fucking diaper

>>382094005
leafies got some weird fetishes

man this thread made me realize how much sunshine is integral to what i love about gaming

why hasn't there ever been a game as strong and new and innovative as sunshine in all of gaming since?

fuck

>>382084515
it's mediocre 2bh

>>382087242
It's cultural appropriation

I'MMA WARIO! I'MMA GONNA WIN

So I bought some sunglasses earlier and they looked pretty bitchin' with black shades and everything but when I put them on everything turns a warm blue color

>>382090670
WHAAAAAAHOOOOOO!!!!

Guys I've had a Yoshi squatting in my house for like a week now and I don't want to ask it to get the fuck out because I'm worried it'll eat me or start spitting that fucking fruit juice everywhere
Why the fuck does this shitty island not have pest control

>>382094475
just throw a cup of water on it and itll melt into nothing. its a genetic defect from generations of yoshi inbreeding on the island.

>>382094475
Pour water on it. Are you a tourist or what?

Did anybody see the trial on the news earlier today?
That fat mushroom kingdom fuck got his ass arrested for spreading that goo shit everywhere.

>>382094537
>>382094619
>do this
>it works
>leave house for a while to get groceries
>it's back
send help

RAGGA MUHMUH HUMUMUH

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>>382093658
>>382093846
The politicians are a good start, but to really solve the island's problems, WE NEED TO ADDRESS THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM! THERE ARE BIGGER EVENTS BEING SET IN MOTION HERE!

I BELIEVE WE ARE THE VICTIMS OF THE SUPERNATURAL MEDDLINGS OF

shapeshifting amphibinoid turtle people

I EVEN CAUGHT ONE OF THEM ON VIDEO
WARNING: THE FOOTAGE MAY BE SHOCKING TO SOME VIEWERS

>>382095308
You must have a mainlander accent lol
It's "makina MUH HUmina"

>>382093961
I'm gonna go fuck it.

>>382095935
pretty sure it's underage you sick fuck
you did see the diaper, didn't you?

>>382096725
Seems big enough to me. Besides, I'm pretty sure that's just a kink

>>382096725
>diaper
Nigger those are bloomers and I'm going to FUCK it.

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Which one of you scrub paisanos wanna play soccer with this guy's durian I just stole?

>that dude with his fucking boats
>they just go in circles
>only one ever even reaches shore, but it doesn't even stop
How is he making a profit?

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>tfw they bring out the live music at Pinna Park
The Doot-Doot Sisters and their ukulele cuck can suck it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uhrMtk8ifuo

>>382091923
holy shit i didn't realize ppf started uploading again. just assumed he died after not posting for a year and some.

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I will beat the Bog

>>382099134
word is he's the black sheep of some rich rogueport family. loopy guy if you ever try to talk with him

>Meet cute Pianta girl
>Manage to get a date going
>Decide to go to Pinna Park
>On ferris wheel, things going well
>SUDDEN EXPLOSION
>Giant-ass robot appears and starts wrecking shit
>Have to evacuate the park
>Date fucks off
>Doesn't wanna see me anymore
God fucking damn it

>>382084048
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to Pianta village tonight.