ITT: Times you acted like the joker in video games >Game

>>382076029
>Game tells you to press Start to continue
>Press X

DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

>game tells me to take a break
>I don't
THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>splash screen says game is best experienced with headphones
>plug in my speakers
LOCK ME UP

>game tells me to git gud

CANT WAKE UP.JPG

>are you sure you want to quit?
>yes
ABSOLUTELY MENTAL

>>382076029
>server says no swearing
>say "fuck"
>get banned, don't care

IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

>game tells you to save often
>only save when i'm done playing

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

>recommended VTM:B
>buy it off steam when it's not on sale
SOMEBODY STOP ME

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>stunlock the final boss while my team sits back
>run off and let the boss kill the entire team but me
>finish him off anyway
THROW AWAY THE DOOR AND LOCK THE KEY

>game asks for your name
>type in an adjective instead

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>told Overwatch is meme of the year
>hail it as game of the year and shill it hard on /v/

YOU CAN'T STOP ME

>game doesn't allow me to kill kids
>download mod to kill kids

I'M SPINNING OUTTA CONTROL

>game asks if I want to save and quit
>quit but don't save
MOM'S GONNA SHIT

>game says to hold shift for focused movement
>don't
MASTER
MASTER

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>>382076614
kek

>get max healing item
>use it and heal 10 HP
SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING IVE BECOME

>theres an optional part of the game
>skip it
HOLD ME BACK

>game tells me to press F to pay respects
>press F

I FOLLOW THE RULES

>Use super-mega-rare-one-time-weapon on random mob instead of a boss

DOCTOR DOCTOR GIVE ME THE NEWS

>new weapon pickup clearly in view
>don't pick it up
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS

>get recommended morrowind
>play it on XBOX
*tss tss* FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>Game has an automatic installer
>I copy over the files manually.
DAMAGED

*UNWRAPS GAME*

EASY
NORMAL
HARD
VERY HARD
IMPOSSIBLE <

[ ARE YOU SURE? ]

NO
YES <

>See save room
>Go in but don't save
I FUCK MODELS

>lobby has a countdown before the game starts
>pressing a button interrupts it
>press it a couple of times until the joke gets old
>just at the last second ACTUALLY PRESS IT AGAIN

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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>chose vagina over grinding in rpg today

TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY!

>game tells me to not press the power button while saving
>press reset
RULES OF NATURE

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>Go to friends house
>Delete his save files while he's in the bathroom
>Make a big deal like the system froze

IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

>Press any button to continue
>Press power button
COUNTRY ROADS TAKE ME HOME

>game asks me to rate it
>give it 5 stars even though I didn't like it
I'M LOSING IT

>Tell my guild im taking a quick pee break
>actually taking a shit
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>new game i've been hyped for comes out
>drive to the store as quickly as i can to pick up my copy
>pay for the game, cashier at the register tells me to have a great day
>i don't

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>382076924
you don't understand this meme

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>leto's joker looked like he would be the worst part of the movie by far
>he's barely even shown

>Game has an optional, edgy level
>Play it and kill as many civilians as possible
>You didn't even have to kill a single one

THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEALLLL

>Game tells me to take a break
>Break it instead

AND I FEEEEEL TIME'S A WASTED GO

>>382076924
CALL THE POLICE

>game tells me I need to buy the dlc to access this area
>Pirate it

ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES

>>382077158
my deepest condolences

>game features sex
>install rape mod

IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME IF SHE AIN'T GRABBIN THE SHEETS

>>382077175
And yet, he still was the worst part of that movie.

>Downloading....98%
Come on...
>Downloading....99%
Almost there...
>Seedi--
>Right click remove torrent
I AM THE ONE DONT WEIGH A TON DONT NEED A GUN

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>Playing Pokemon
>find a shiny
>kill it
SHE'S A KILLER QUEEEEEEN

>make a game that ends with "to be continued on part 2"
>never make part 2 because we went bankrupt

LOCK US UP

>find a picture of chun-li from the new mvc
>jerk off to it and the edits of her head growing smaller
WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO-GO

>>382076526

>everyone tells me to not disturb the big zeds
>Go firebug and flame everything

SWEAR ON ME MUM'S GONNA FREAK

>save game over previous save
>"saving..." and then it stops
>not sure if it took
>save a second time to be sure

HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OUT OF HIMSELF, GETS RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAAAAN

>Credits
>At the end 'Thank you for playing!' appear
>I wasn't the one playing it

HIGHWAY TO THE DANGERZONE

>boot up Super Mario Bros.
>walk to the left

I HAATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU

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>rent video game
>delete all the save files
YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING

>game says press any button to continue
>can't find any button so whip the controller at the tv

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

>>382076481
>Install VTM:B
>didn't patch it
>play social butterfly toreador

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>get interested in a game
>google Game Final Boss
HAHAHAHAHAHAHOOHOOHAHEEHEE

>>382077697
this isn't plausible

>die several times in a row
>game prompt "would you like to change it to easy mode"
>NO

WHY DO BIRDS SUDDENLY APPEAR

>>382077438
I hit and run all the time. Seeding takes up precious cpu power I need to play my latest video toy.

COO COO CA CHOO

>Pirate game
>Buy this game if you like it
>Enjoy it
>Don't buy it
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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>>382077697
you're the reason i stopped going to blockbuster. fuck you

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>"Please adjust gamma level until the right square is barely visible"
>Don't

SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS.

>Game says to run to the objective
>walk instead
I'M A WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING

>>382076029
>Go to the waterfall
>there's a cave behind it
>ignore it
>find a waterfall WITHOUT a cave behind it
>noclip through the wall
WHEN I WAS

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>Play split screen shooter with friend
>Look at his screen the entire match
>Lose on purpose anyways

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>Game asks if I'd like to turn on easy mode
>Reject
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>382077541
WHAT A MAD MAN

>set game's voice over to japanese
>don't know japanese
DON'T STOP ME NOOWW

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>post cropped doujin
>never give the sauce

THEY CALL ME DUCTTAPE

>>382077173
>Post in a meme thread
>Don't follow the meme format
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>382078250
isnt that that one succubus (male)doujin

>>382076029
>BUY GAME 3 MONTHS AGO
>NEVER INSTALL IT

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7w9BwtJcrw

>Play VN
>Make girl fall in love with me
>When girl asks if I love her back, select No

DEEE JAYYY KHALEDDDD

>Saving do not turn off the power
>turn it off anyway
IF I LEAVE HERE TOMORROW WOULD YOU STILL REMEMBER ME

>game objective has time limit
>wait until 0:01 for fun

I CHIMED IN WITH "HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF, CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR, NO?" ITS MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINGS WITH A POISON RATIONALITY

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>best played with a controller
>use my keyboard instead

DARK IN THE CITY, NIGHT IS A WIRE

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>Beat RPG
>Don't pick up any items dropped by the last boss

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>>382078250
source?

>win a multiplayer game
>don't say gg
I'LL SLEEP WITH THE STARS TONIGHT

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>>382076029
>fetch quest
>get the thing they want
>go to where I have to deliver it
>toss from inventory
SOME PEOPLE CALL ME THE SPACE COWBOY

>Stealth is optional for this mission
>Complete it without being spotted
THE N DOUBLE A C P WOULD SURE LIKE TO GET A HOLD OF NIGGER HATING ME

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>game says to adjust brightness until logo is barely visible
>turn it all the way up for the entire game
MIGHT HAVE TO GO AND GET MY BRAIDS BACK, MATTER FACT GO AND BRING THEM AK'S BACK (DOOT DOOT DOOT)

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>>382078250
>Post Anime girl
>Actually Anime (((girl)))

AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALLLLLLLL

>Go to gamestop
>"Would you like to preorder anything?"
>"No"
>I wanted to pre-order Skyrim VR
PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA

>>382078617
https://exhentai.org/g/608570/42f38c9179/

>>382076029
Do it the opposite way bitch

>playing Witcher 3
>Death March because I'm a tryhard faggot
>wanted a badass sword
>found the best swordsmith in Novigrad (and the best one in the base game)
>even the fact that he was a twinky little elf fuck didn't stop my lust of bitchin steel
>he doesn't make swords, sell swords, buy swords, or even use the s-word until you finish his quest
>it's a lvl 25 quest
>I was lvl 16
>enter fit of manchild tantrum that I can't get a cool new sword
>do the quest anyway
>the only enemies you fight are a group of dwarves (I probably didn't even have to fight them)
>keep Quen (shield spell) up the whole time and just hit them for 20 minutes one at a time
>after I beat them all he sells swords again
>realize that I can't use any of his swords because they all have a 20+ lvl requirement
>I'm retarded

I feel like I was going to have a point by the end of this post, but I don't. Oh well. I guess I'll say that I loved Witcher 3 as a game, but anyone who tells you that the combat is good in any way, shape, or form is lying. I took the lessons I learned from that quest with me through the rest of the game and never once was I in a fight that I couldn't win with just keeping Quen up, especially after I got the Undying perk. Routinely beat up shit that was 10+ levels above me.

>tired as fuck, logging off for the night
>game asks "are you sure you want to quit?"
>click no and keep playing
WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN

>>382077520
whodunnit

>game thank me for playing
>I didnt say "You're welcome"
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

>>382078812
>says he never gives the source
>gives it anyway
FUCKING MADMAN

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>>382078835
>type up a fuckhuge post
>it completely misses the point of the thread
YOU CAN'T FIX ME

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>>382078812
>Tfw no panda account

>Game scolds me for cheating
>Doesn't uninstall it and beg God for forgiveness

BY THE TIME THEY ARRIVE IT WILL BE TOO LATE

>>382076029
>Game gives me the chance to kill the bad guy
>Drop a grenade on the floor and kill the two of us
>Uninstall and be done with it

THROW AWAY THE LOCK AND DOOR THE KEY

>>382076029
>tell guild friends I'm logging off to go to bed
>masturbate instead
ANOTHER ONE GONE

>"Please eject the drive before disconnecting it"
>pull it out without ejecting it
IN NEW YORK I MILLY ROCK

>Go to Gamestop
>Buy Steam gift cards
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

>teammate asks me where those shots are coming from
>tell him i don't know where
>i actually know where
SO THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE

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>select game difficulty
>lose
>game offers a lower level difficultly but will prevent you from going to any higher afterward
>choose the lower difficulty

WHAT IVE DONE I START AGAIN TO CROSS OUT WHAT IVE BECOME

>>382078938
>he doesn't understand how meta my post is

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>>382076029
>about to move away
>borrow game from friend
>keep it with me
SOMETHING TAKES A PART OF ME
LOST BUT NEVER SEEN

>>382076845
M A D L A D
A
D
L
A
D

>game saves when you quit
>save manually before quitting anyway
I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT

>>382076029
nigger, i've been "acting" like joker even before i knew what the fuck batman was. batman is trash now, too. I WIN

>>382078835
Kek same here except I killed them with crossbow+igni while they were taunting me

>Dark Souls 3
>Use the Soldering Iron and the Plank Shield
LIGHT UP THE NIGHT

>>382078758

THEY WANT THAT OLD DANNY BROWN

>>382079398
thanks doc

>suggested to do thing
>do a mildly different thing
EDGY SATIRE

>the game breaks the fourth wall and tells you not to play it ever again
>uninstall it and throw it in the trash

WINDMILL WINDMILL FOR THE LAND, TURN FOREVER HAND IN HAND

fuck you superhot you were shit

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>play Payday 2
>join random lobby
>we have to throw loot into a boat
>throw loot bag in the ocean
>mfw

>character asks me to either kill him or destroy his mind
>just walk away

WON'T STOP, CAN'T STOP!

>>382076029
>these threads are back
fuck off.

>game says to take it easy
>speed run it
AIN'T NO STOPPIN ME NAAAAAAAH

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>>382076029
>start playing Brain Age concentration training
>immediately lose concentration and shitpost on 4chan
MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD

>Have to choose a romance
>Choose both, have a threesome

LETS SPICE THINGS UP A BIT

>>382079640
IT'S LIKE A FIRE IN MY MIND

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>>382079398

This made me uncomfortable just reading it.

>>382079670
>pretend to hate thread but reply in it for the (you)s

I'M SINGING IN THE RAIN, YES SINGING IN THE RAIN

>friend tells me to play Persona 3
>play the first one
I DREAMT I WAS A BUTTERFLY

>>382078257
lmao

>Win a match in MK
>Able to finish off opponent
>Don't, just wait it out and look at him
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

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>don't use the weapon my build is suited for

>Down an enemy
>Finish him off with a melee instead of another boolet

NINETY-NINE LUFTREDBALOONS

>start a new franchise
>play it chronological order instead of release order
MOM'S
O
M
'S

/tv/ forces the most unfunny shit

>map vote comes up
>keep voting for goldrush
GUNSHOT BRIDE

>>382080039
Name 1(one) meme that came out of /tv/ that was bad, big guy.

>>382080096
Pedophilia.

>fail a QTE on purpose
>don't even watch the alternate cut scene
DUB ME LORD ABORTION
THE LIVING DEAD

>complete quest
>don't ever hand it in
I HAVE INSIDE ME BLOOD OF KINGS

>>382080096
2 Scoops.

>>382079640
IT'S RAINING MEN

>>382076029
>Gordon climb the ladder and press the switch so we can start the rotors
>Don't
DAMAGED

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>>382076029
>Game as a time-rewind mechanic to make mending mistakes easier
>still soft reset everytime someone dies anyway

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>DEV TELLS ME NOT TO BUY SKYRIM: HD
>BUY IT ANYWAYS

I'M A WILD ANIMAL ACTING WITHOUT RHYME OR REASON

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>>382080168
Tell me this shit wasnt hilarious.
>>382080119
those kids will be ok

>Tutorial tells me to look up and then down
>Look the opposite ways every time
I'M NUCLEAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>382076029
>boss begs me to hit him
>I find a way to kill him with guns
IT'S JUST LIKE IN MY JAPANESE ANIMES

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>Someone adds me after a good game on steam
>Ignore them

FREAK ON A LEASH

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>>382076029
>"Do you want to save the world?"
>Pick yes instead of seeing what no does
SKI-BI DIBBY DIB-YO DA DUB DUB I'M THE SCATMAN

>>382080426
I wish I had friends

>/v/ tells me game is shit
>Play it, it's actually fun
HE'S RIGHT, I AM A MURDERER, BUT UNTIL SIX MONTHS AGO, I WAS JUST AN ORDINARY HIGH SCHOOL GIRL

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>Grind hours for the materials for a new weapon I wanted
>Never use it after crafting it
BEATING ME DOWN
BEATING BEATING ME DOWN

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>wearing head phones
>set in game audio to TV mode
WHITE WHALE
HOLY GRAIL

>>382080096
Literally everything out if /tv/ is just reposting something that happened until other people do it. It is the very definition of forced. There is absolutely no humour in it.

>character generation lets you pick your name
>put in anime/pony name
LIGHTS CAMERA INSANITY

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>D>L>O>D>S/P>A/N>E>V>U
>Instead do D>L>O>D>E>S/P>A/N>V>U

SEAL ME OFF - IT MIGHT BE CONTAGIOUS

>>382080578
>use the mats for something else
INTO THE GROUND

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>mfw 147 replies, 95 posters

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>Gets friends favorite champion in ARAM
>Re-rolls instead of trading it to him

The world is a vampire

>make lets play of a game
>use savestates and don't even edit out the reloading
>make a video that is just an hour of savestate grinding
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE

>>382080789
all me
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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>Game tells me to turn down the brightness until the dragon can no longer be seen
>turn it down, then turn it back up until it's fully visible
IT'S A MADHOUSE

>>382080064
>have a good game and want to keep playing
>clear the server by voting Hydro
DANCING QUEEN, YOUNG AND SWEET, ONLY SEVENTEEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie13dbqydTs

>Press A to jump before the game teaches me how to jump

MY WHOLE LIFE MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE

>>382077056
Fuck you

>Story is important and reveals clues about what to do and where to go
>Skip every cutscene
WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE

>>382081052
No fuck you, Leatherman

>game has an offline mode
>pull out my ethernet cord instead
MOVE IN NOW MOVE OUT
HANDS UP NOW HANDS DOWN
BACK UP BACK UP

>>382080789
>game doesn't let you make multiple saves
>make backups for different playthroughs and just switch between them
SOMEBODY'S WATCHING ME

>game says don't turn off your computer while it's saving
>turn it off

SILENT NIGHT HOLY NIGHT

>>382080905
Pretty sure everyone did that. Now if you did it so it was completely black and impossible to see then you are one crazy fuck

>rules say that we should only post vidya related content
>I post unfunny and forced /tv/ memes
EPIC SONG LYRICS IN CAPS

>game already has 5 snipers
>choose sniper anyways
PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT

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>"Adjust the slider so that you can barely see the picture"
>adjusts it so I can easily see the picture
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

>collectibles in my path
>ignore them

I'M THE ONE THEY WRITE ABOUT

>>382081502
>people equal shit
is this an actual song lyric?

>game says its for 17+
>play it at age 13
MOMS GONNA FREAK

>>382081593
Sure is, and I used to unironically like the song.
Slipknot- People=Shit

>>382081593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqK1FrO3BdM

>>382081432
>m-muh vidya

Fuck off.

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>Use a capital i as a ghetto l on my name
>MODS CANNOT BAN OR KICK ME

SOMEBODY STOP ME

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>>382077056

>game mocks you for playing easy mode
>play it anyway
IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS

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>game tells me to take a break every hour
>play the game for 16 hours straight with no breaks

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES

>>382081672
The turn tables at :27 never fail to take me back to 2002.

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>>382076029
>playing game with friend
>ILoser blowjobs the winner
>I lose
>I pin him to the ground and shove my member in his oral cavity
ONE THING I DONT KNOW WHY

>>382081732
>username has an umlaut
>no way to copy paste it in game
THE WHOLE WORLD'S MY ENEMY

>using the p90 in CSGO
>reload while trying to kill somebody
>with 30 bullets left
SOMEBODY STOP ME

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>faggot OP asks me to make a shitty meme I don't understand
>don't
I FELT THE HATE RISE UP IN ME

>>382082017
>>382081732
>set keyboard to Spanish
>name is just Ñ
BECOME UNSTOPABLE

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>main le joker in injustice 2
>beat tier whores online
NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

> Game tells you to do mission quietly
> Go in guns blazing

EVERYWHERE I GO, BITCHES ALWAYS KNOW

>game gives me a free upgrade
>don't accept it
SOMEONE STOP ME

>game asks if I want to go to thru the tutorial
>I say
no

I BLEED IT OUT DIGGING DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY

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>>382081662
>still like the song People=Shit unironically
PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT

>>382076029
>3DS game tells me tu use the stylus
>I use my finger

MOM IS GONNA FREAK!

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>warcraft
>fellow warlock is killing an elite
>cast Curse of Recklessness on it

>most important raid of the month
>wear my 0 stat joke helmet

IS THERE LIFE ON MAAAAAAAAAAAAARS?

>>382077603
>see scrake in the distance
>miss 3 crossbow shots and it charges at nearest teammate
>kills teammate but I land the 4th shot, securing the kill
MONEY MONEY MONEY

>>382078505
>post song lyric meme
>get the lyrics wrong
DON'T STOP ME NOW

>game has driving in a city environment
>i drive on the wrong side of the road
>and run red lights
GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM

>>382082002
guys i think i raped my friend when i was a kid i dont know how else to tell you

>>382077101

I don't know why, but everything about this post was scientifically engineered to make me kek.

>open world game with cars
>follow the rules of the road
AYY MACARENA

>get told to conserve mana
>dont down-rank my spells
8 6 2 7 8

>>382078870

Advent Rising is a good example.

>>382082176
>game does the tutorial anyways
THE FEELING OF BEING CUMMED INSIDE

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>Think I get 100% in a game Im playing
>Get to main hub to check on my game percentage
>Game tells me I have 99.9% completed
IAM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

>playing titanfall 2
>titan tells me to eject
>i don't

HEAR THE TRUMPETS HEAR THE PIPERS ONE HUNDRED MILLIONS ANGELS SINGING

>game tells me to toss the can in the trash
>Ithrowitontheground.webm
Oh, I got an achievement for it.
...
Nevermind.

>>382082618
I really wish I was a girl so I could be pregnant. Life isn't fair.

>Game tells me to put on the strap of the wii mote
>I don´t

SWAYING TO THE SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION

>>382082736
>born male
>want to be a female instead
I'M A BARBIE GIRL

>>382082736
Men can get pregnant nowadays. Doctors put a womb inside a dude and he gave birth to a baby through his ass. Look it up.

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>>382082768
LOCK HIM UP

>replay game
>don't skip tutorial so i can get a refresher
I WANT OUT

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>buys fallout 4
>enjoys it

I've never found the DAMAGED meme funny considering it's perpetuated by the living embodiment of Joker's character.

>IM SO COOL MAKING FUN OF AN GENERIC EDGY MAINSTREAM PORTRAYAL OF A REBEL

How is this not being a generic edge lord wannabe rebel?

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>leave microphone on sound activated
>talk to family members in other rooms during the game
WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS

>>382082852
That's not the miracle of life. That's an abomination unto God.

> game tells me to upgrade the jackdaw before starting the mission
> I don't

WEIGH HEY AND UP SHE RISES

>>382083019
MOM IS GONNA FREAK

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>>382077438
>Get faster internet
>Download something
>Don't realize my shit has been done 20 minutes ago
>Been seeding this whole time

UNBELIEVABLE

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>>382079398
>homeschooled
This is always a mistake if any of you faggots somehow have kids do not ruin them with this one simple trick

>This will overwrite the saving this slot. Continue?
>cancel and create new save slot
PRONOUNCED 'LEH-'NERD 'SKIN-'NERD

>Buy WoW expansions
>Don't own the base game

UNO, DOS, TRE, QUATRO

>50% off sale end on the 30th
>buy everything on the 31st
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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>Make a 2000 word post
>Proofread for an hour
>Never post it
>Leave the thread

MY NAME IS JONAS

>npc asks me if I'm willing to save the world
>say no
IT STARTS WITH ONE THING

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>come to these threads
>look up songs people are quoting
>actually enjoy them and listen to them
AIMAI SAN CEN SORYAPUNITTE KOTO KAI? CHO!

>game tells you to shoot them in the weakspot to do massive damage
>continue shooting them elsewhere doing minimal damage
GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY

>>382083436
>make a long ass post
>don't bother to spellcheck it
>red underlines everywhere
>post it anyways
WORKERS ARE GOING HOME

>>382076624
> buy all of a game’s dlc to uninstall it
MASTER OF PUPPETS IS PULLING YOUR STRINGS

>"Throw a grenade to clear the bunker"
>Clear it with my gun
BOBBLE BOBBLE BOBBLE POP
BOBBLE BOBBLE POP POP

>game has the controller layout in the loading screen
>use mouse and keyboard instead

It seems like yesterday
But it was long ago
Janey was lovely she was the queen of my nights
There in the darkness with the radio playing low, and
And the secrets that we shared
The mountains that we moved
Caught like a wildfire out of control
'Til there was nothing left to burn and nothing left to prove
And I remember what she said to me
How she swore that it never would end
I remember how she held me oh-so-tight
Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then

Against the wind
We were runnin' against the wind
We were young and strong, we were runnin' against the wind

>friends complain about my minmaxing
>roleplay more to hide my minmaxing

RUBY RUBY RUBY RUBYYY

>playing HOTS
>Everyone takes ancestral healing on rehgar
>take bloodlust

KI KI KI MA MA MA

>say "mid or feed"
>get mid
>feed anyway
THEY STAB IT WITH THEIR STEELY KNIVES BUT THEY JUST CAN'T KILL THE BEAST

>eject disk
>game asks me to put the game back in
>put a different game in instead
I'M OUT OF TIME

>get to the end credits of a game
>turn the game off instead of watching till the end
HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWN

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>normies ruin jojo memes
>make a jojo reference anyway
LET THE VOICE OF LOVE TAKE YOU HIGHER

>>382077857
Ya know once upon a time game data was saved on the game itself

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>>382076029
>Friend lets me borrow a video game
>Never return it to him

>buy ps4
>don't buy games because nogaems
CHA LA HEAD CHA LA

>Team needs a healer
>Pick another DPS

SMOKIN'!

>Japanese game
>Skip every cutscene
I AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG

>level up
>never change equipment or use different skills from level 1
HEY JUDE

>>382084389
This was literally me in one of the Feudalism games. I didn't know there was a skill tree.

>Japanese game has options for English subs or dub
>pick dub
THATS WHY THEY CALL ME:
BAAAAAAAAD COMPANY
I CAN'T DENY

>thanks so much for buying our game in credits
>borrowed the game from a friend

ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI

>>382077158
my signature move

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>game has tutorial on main menu
>start the game without playing it first
SUFFOCATION

NO BREATHING

DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING

>>382076302
>CKII
>Play a comfortable low-tier vassal in some empire
>Spend the entire campaign seducing every woman not too distant to communicate with
>"Some men just want to watch the world get vassalized by the Khans."

>>382076029
>Can't equip quest reward because too low level
>Throw it away as soon as I get to the required level
RUN BABY RUN
FASTER THAN MY BULLET

>beat the game
>don't watch the credits
I PUSH MY FINGERS IN TO MY

>>382076029
>dungeon group is looking for dps
>join
>group leader asks me to link my equipment in chat
>link my DPS equip and we start right away
>actually wearing healer equip

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

>>382082852
I wonder how that kid feels knowing he's some man's assbaby

>liked the game
>say i hated it on /v/
DAMAGED

>>382084572
>Gets a basic meme wrong
You are particularly disgusting, yes I like you

>Game tells me to press any key
>I press the key to my house

I'M OVER THE RAINBOW I AM CRAY-ZEEEE

BARS IN THE WINDOW

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>>382084785
>post credits cutscene
>hit the skip button
WELL I CREATED THE SOUND OF MADNESS FROM THE BOOK ON PAIN

>buy AvP game
>only play as the marine
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EEEEEEEYES

>name my character something other than my real name or his canon name

THE OCEAN IS A DESERT WITH ITS LIFE UNDERGROUND AND THE PERFECT DISGUISE ABOVE

>Join voice chat
>Never use microphone

DARKNESS
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE HORROR

>equip cloak&dagger
>camp outside enemy spawn and spam voice commands
I FOCUS ON THE PAIN

>>382083436
>>382083607
>write a long, detailed post about something I'm into
>get zero responses
>reply to myself saying that I'm a retard with shit taste
WELL GOD DAMN YOU HALF JAPANESE GIRLS

>game tells me to move the slider until the logo is barely visible
>move it until the logo is as visible as possible
SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE

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>Buy monthly subscriptions to several MMOs
>Play them as single player games

>>382085219
>use god mode
>noclip to an out of bounds area
I CANNOT LIVE
I CANNOT DIE
TRAPPED IN MYSELF
BODY MY HOLDING CELL

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>level up only DEX
>use a STR weapon anyways
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING

>>382085238
>see allied spy cloaked
>follow them and constantly attack where they are until an enemy kills us both
THERE'S SOMEONE IN MY HEAD BUT IT'S NOT ME

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>clerk at used game store says not to blow into carts, use alcohol swabs and compressed air instead
>blow into them when I get home anyway
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>Enter your name. Choose carefully as it cannot be changed
>name character "carefully"

MOVING TO THE COUNTRY GONNA EAT A LOT OF PEACHES

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>wii game says to attach wrist straps and secure them properly so I don't risk damaging anything
>don't even have the straps anymore
I WOULD LIKE A PLACE I CAN CALL MY OWN

>play an fps on PC
>uses a controller

I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER

>have mic plugged in while playing multiplayer game
>tell my team that i have no mic
ALL ACCORDING TO SUDOKU

>>382085947
Nostalgia'd

>>382085969
>want to play video games
>buy a wii
HAVE A CONVERSATION ON THE TELEPHONE

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>game lets you make your character
>create absolutely shit tier OC
>they appear in all cutscenes
RUNNING IN THE 90S

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Will joker threads be a /v/ staple? I honestly find these to be some of my favorite meme threads here and was worried they would die after SS released.

>update says do not turn off computer
>unplug it from the wall
DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE

>>382079398
>I'm out
>Joker is in

what did he mean by this?

>>382086179
>it's a fully charged laptop
OUTSIDE THE LIONS ROAM FEEDING ON REMAINS

>>382082945
It's funny because society is full of narcissistic, emotionally stunted and mentally confused, impulsive, uneducated, barely-constrained violent manchildren now, but hollywood wants to pretend that our society still has some universal sense of christian and godly morals and isn't filled with brainwashed-by-hollywood and social media normies, atheists, muslims, and barely literate niggers. In the kind of fucked up society we live in deaths, drug overdoses, and mass murders happen all the time but "people" only care about how bad this will make (Insert minority group) look. The joker isn't some scary mentally insane self-obsessed lunatic punk anymore. He's the normalfag.
>see a shitpost
>respond to it seriously
TURN YOUR BACK ON MOTHER NATURE

>>382076029
>horror game suggests playing in the dark with headphones
>play in a brightly lit studio room with the sound on mute
I AM THE BULLET IN THE GUN

>>382086329
>tfw still too much of a pussy to play Dead Space 1

I fucking love the atmosphere but holy fuck do I hate jump scares.

>>382085449
>write we wus kangz thread
>get over 300+ replies
>know what I'm doing is wrong but don't care
WE WERE GOOD AS MARRIED IN MY MIND

>go up to npc
>needs a certain item from a specific place
>already have it and give it to them

WE GO TOGETHER LIKE SHAMALAMALAMA A RINKETY DINK A DINK

>>382077438
Only beta cucks seed.

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>>382086103
>time sensitive event on game
>don't bother to set an alarm for it
WAKE UP EVERY DAY THAT WOULD BE A START

>game is a story-based, spoiler-heavy RPG
>read the entire plot before playing
STANDING ON THE EDGE OF THE UNDERWORLD

>>382086453
Dead Space 1 gets extremely predictable after the first hour. Just stick with it and you'll learn every vent and necromorph laying on the ground is waiting to go OOGA BOOGA and you'll be fine.

OOGA BOOGA

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>roleplaying
>vanilla Skyrim
LOCOOOO

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>come to a fork in the road
>game suggests heading right first
>go left

CAUSE I'M HAVIN A GOOD TIME

>game tells me that the recommended level is 32
>do it at level 31
PUT ME IN A STRAITJACKET

>WARNING: Video games may cause seizures consult a physician before engaging in....
>Press A
I LOVE YOU ALWAYS FOREVER
NEAR AND FAR CLOSER TOGETHER

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>>382086605
>told that you have to replay the game after seeing the ending to really get the full experience and understand the story
>look up the ending so I only have to play it once
HUSH LITTLE BABY DON'T SAY A WORD
AND NEVER MIND THAT NOISE YOU HEARD

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>game offers me the choice to skip tutorial
>don't
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE DONE THIS

>Game has fast travel
>Never use it

A LITTLE DIRT ON MY BOOTS

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>>382086650
>turn around
>"wrong way" sign comes up
>keep going
DON'T WANNA STOP AT ALL

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>Game has perfectly good PC version
>Emulate console port anyway
I'M ALL OUT OF FAITH
THIS IS HOW I FEEL, I'M COLD AND I'M ASHAMED LYING NAKED ON THE FLOOR

>>382086867
>Game has fast travel
>Use it to move 10 feet
IT MAKES A MAN A KING

>play Initial D
>go into the options and slide the music volume to 0
COME ON PULL THE TRIGGER AND TRY TO SHOOT ME DOWN

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>4th and inches
>unironically punt
I've felt the hate rise up in me
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves
I wonder out where you can't see
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed
I've felt the hate rise up in me
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves
I wonder out where you can't see
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed
Goodbye!
I wipe it off on tile, the light is brighter this time
Everything is 3D blasphemy
My eyes are red and gold, the hair is standing straight up
This is not the way I pictured me
I can't control my shakes
How the hell did I get here?
Something about this, so very wrong
I have to laugh out loud, I wish I didn't like this
Is it a dream or a memory?
I've felt the hate rise up in me
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves
I wonder over where you can't see
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed
Get outta my head 'cause I don't need this
Why I didn't I see this?
I'm a victim, Manchurian candidate
I have sinned by just
Makin' my mind up and takin' your breath away
I've felt the hate rise up in me
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves
I wander over where you can't see
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed
I've felt the hate rise up in me
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves
I wonder out where you can't see
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed
Goodbye!
You haven't learned a thing
I haven't changed a thing
My flesh was in my bones
The pain was always free
You haven't learned a thing
I haven't changed a thing
My flesh was in my bones
The pain was always free
I've felt the hate rise up in me
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves
I wonder out where you can't see
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed
I've felt the hate rise up in me
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves
I wonder out where you can't see
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed
And it waits for you!

>>382087063
what song?

>>382086759
That fucking song. I want to go back.

>>382087179
first off this album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuwSAt67PV0

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>>382087196
Me too anon.

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>now saving... do not turn the game cons-
>throw 5 kg neodymium magnet at the tv

TO THE TOWN OF AGUA FRIA RODE A STRANGER ONE FINE DAY

>>382082382
>purposely misspelles lyrics just for a (You)
AND EVERYDAY I ERASE THE DATE WITH THE STRONGEST PILLS THEY GIVE TO ME

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>epilepsy warning
>put on strobe lights

D A M A G E D

>want to play video games
>turn on PS3

TO CROSS OUT WHAT I'VE BECOME

>>382087147
>I've felt the hate rise up in me

I've thought he was saying "I felt the air rise up in me" from the time I was 9 until now. I always wondered what he meant by that.

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>playing roleplaying game
>don't actually roleplay
I AM FRANCISCO VASQUEZ GARCIA
I AM WELCOME TO ALMERIA

>halo 3
>pull up next to flag carrier
>honk at him to get in
>he gets into the passenger seat
>hop out of driver seat and run away
COUNTING ALL THE ASSHOLES IN THE ROOM

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>Game tells me it's best played with Nvidia
>play it with AMD
DAMAGED

>>382082017
>at final boss
>delete my saves

VICTIMIZED VICTIMIZED, NEVER AGAIN, VICTIMIZED

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>>382087518
Fuck why'd this get me

>>382076029
>"play" Stanley Parable for the first time
>actually follow the narrator's directions and finish the game in 20 mins

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>>382087518
lost it

>>382087694
MY POWER MY PLEASURE MY PAIN