Do you ever cry yourself to sleep knowing that Shantae isn't

>>382073180
And yet you exist. What a cruel world.

>>382073180
Do you ever wonder if Shantae has a bush?

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>>382073454
She trims it into the shape of a lovely purple heart

i want to cum inside shantae and then smack her in the face after i finish and pull out

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i cry at night cause half genie hero was mediocre at best

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>>382073694
Shanbae is pure! PURE!
Go do that to that worn out scurvy slut Risky

>>382073180
But she is real and she's waiting for you to find her.

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no but I cry knowing she isn't real

She wouldn't want you even if she was.

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Meh of all the vidya girls that aren't real, Shantae's nonexistence doesn't bother me too much. There are some though.

>>382073804
For you

I'm not a retarded waifufag, so it doesn't affect me

>>382074229
thread clearly wasnt for you though, why come in at all?

>>382074310
Because he's only not a waifufag, despite what he says

>>382074119
I want to live between those.

>>382073804
Actually, I'm playing it right now and it's pretty fucking great. The music and visuals are in a league of their own. I guess it just goes to show you that you shouldn't listen to /v/ when they """"""""critique"""""""" a game.

>>382074559
No shit. /v/, just like every other 4chan board, is comprised of shitposters just trying to out-contrarian each other. They're no more viable for recommending games than shitty game journalists. Just watch a walkthrough or ask friends which games you should play.

>>382074559
It's okay, but it's too short and it's less a game about getting good at platforming and more about figuring out exactly what tool to use in the situation.

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shantae might not be real to you
but she's going to be fucking real to me REAL SOON

>>382075071
Nah the length is fine considering the price. A lot of people conveniently pretend like it's a $60 game.
>it's less a game about getting good at platforming and more about figuring out exactly what tool to use in the situation.
The game is a Metroidvania style so this isn't a valid criticism. It's a very good game.

Even if she was real she wouldn't be interested in you at all and would just get fucked by the nearest Chad

>>382073180
Anyone who thinks delicious brown isn't adorable hasn't played shantae

>>382075562
shantae's the kind of girl who would go out on a date if you asked her.

obviously you'd probably never see her again after, but she'd still go the first time.

>>382075764
What would shantae wear on her date?

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I want to be a Tinkerbat and capture Shantae!

>>382073180
I just want to marry Cristina Vee, but have no real way to achieve this. It haunts me.

>>382073180
I once cried myself to sleep after Shantae forcefully pegged me for 3 and a half hours, she didn't stop.

>it was horrible.

>>382076395
That's pretty hot

>>382075874
This DLC doesn't look all that appetizing, I don't see any new levels in the trailer.

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>>382076395
>it was horrible
what a fag

How hyped are you for 2020 /v/?
Its going to be the year of Shantae for sure!

>>382076934
I want to rub my hands all over her delicious brown belly and chest

>>382075224
I wonder how many of these they're going to sell.

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>>382073180

Took this bitch 6 fucking months to beat Mighty Number 9. Her sales are pitiful. She needs to get 200 k on Steam to be considered healthy and not a complete failure.

>>382073180
I'm just tired of being surrounded by fat chicks. 60% female obesity; with the majority of the ~40% still being overweight, means that I may as well be looking for unicorns in 3dpd land.

>>382078697
Hopefully the new content will give it the boost it needs.

Hopefully the new content makes the game a bit more worthwhile, honestly.

>>382078697
To be fair there was a lot more hype and fame behind MN9 and the people making it.

>>382078697
>>382079645
Tried looking online and cant find anything for sales. Just from word of mouth it seems like it's the most popular game in the series. That said, I noticed they don't seem to sell the physical version at Best Buy or Target, unlike MN9. Not sure why.

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>>382073804
But anon, they all are.

>>382079867
>Just from word of mouth it seems like it's the most popular game in the series.
Only if because it's the newest and easiest to talk about. Pirate's Curse is the most solid, and I'd be shocked if it didn't sell the best too.

>>382079867
>That said, I noticed they don't seem to sell the physical version at Best Buy or Target.

I have seen physical copies of the Wii U version at Gamestop if that counts for anything.

>>382080013
Yeah I know, that seems to be the only one.
>>382079975
No it's not just that. Like, the hype between HGH when it came out seems bigger than when PC came out. I don't know if I'd say PC is the most solid. Maybe I just don't like the item selection in that game. No Fireball??? What the fuck is that shit? I guess the pistol is kinda like a less powerful but free to use version of it but come on.

>>382073804

protip: all shantae games are mediocre at best

>>382075828
Nothing.

>>382080246
>I don't know if I'd say PC is the most solid.
Pirate tools are just the easiest and slickest to use, no stopping to transform to do a move, transform back, etc. Though that is the style of gameplay Shantae is famous for, and it becomes a bit more basic of a platformer because of it.

HGH sped things up a bit with forms, but I feel like transformations could be done even smoother. Especially if forms were useful for more than just 1 trick.

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>>382075224
>convention exclusive

>>382078697
>Her sales are pitiful.
But y'know, Wayforward probably doesn't need Shantae to sell a ton on one game in order for her to payoff anymore.
Their PC presence is new enough that they're probably making a good amount of residual dough just sitting on their dozens of Steam ports.
And that's on top of whatever they've still been making from their games' usual sales on console.

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>>382081972
Just as I let myself think "Hey, that's actually kind of cool."

>>382076915
To be expected. But hopefully the levels are at least rearranged.

>>382073804
Pirate's Curse raised everybody's expectations way higher than where the series can actually deliver

>>382082873
Sad but true.

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>>382081972
>>382082276
DON'T FRET MY YOUNG NIGS

They confirmed that they'll be selling it online sometime in August

https://twitter.com/MrBozon/status/874840980796604416

>>382084847
hot damn

>>382084847
it'll come already painted right?
Plz i can't paint

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>>382086025

>>382073980
>tfw no snake body gf to hard vore me

>>382086213
I wish you and everyone with your fetish would get vored. For all our sakes.

>>382086140
thanks anon, i followed the link in his twitter post and got scared when i saw all the paint tools

>>382086140
>>382086337
it'd probably look better with a little detailing
but at least the pieces are colored

>>382086305
dying from your favorite fetish is the greatest way to go out desu

>>382087698
cool, hurry up and do it already

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>>382074119
but shes real anon.

just a dude. whose been dead for a long time because he was autistically fedora tipping against the catholic church

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>>382087826
snake body gf doesn't exist so it's not possible

>>382080256
The first one was a fantastic and actually difficult game. Pretty long too if I recall.

>>382075224
>>382073874
>>382073602
>>382073180
>>382076934
>>382084847
Where is her bush?

Shantae is overall a mediocre series at best, that people only enjoy for
its waifus and/or music.
And you don't need to buy and play the games to enjoy either of them

>>382088534
i only ironically play video games

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>>382073874
Even the citizens think she's lewd.

>>382088602
do you also ironically pay for them

>>382088839
yeah, i also ironically enjoy them too

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>>382073180
why? we have women like this IRL

>>382078697
Incidentally, I think the MN9 Kickstarter helped raise awareness of the Half-Genie Hero Kickstarter and broke Shantae out of obscurity.

>>382075407
>Nah the length is fine considering the price. A lot of people conveniently pretend like it's a $60 game.

It's not even about the price, it's a short game regardless of the price. Even though im satisfied how they wrapped it up, after I beat it or whatever I could tell they originally planned to add in much more levels.

>>382088907
that's some advanced irony

>>382087886
>tfw you shitpost so hard you become a hero

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>>382088938
>3D

>>382088839
>"I'm such an edgy individual for not paying for the games. That's why I only torrent for the waifus just like all the intelligent special snowflakes!"

Now that's irony!

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>>382088938

>>382088938
gross

>>382089505
Maybe if you give them enough money Shantae will become real and love you

>>382088938
with a photoshopped profile photo that bad, i'd hate to see her irl

>>382075562
>just get fucked by Risky Boots

Fixed.

>>382086140
Is this really going to be about $70? I guess that's the breaks with small run specialty models for waifu fags.

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I want to lick Shantae all over. Especially her butt hole

>>382090820

Shantae is not that thick. She's pretty thin with B cups.

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>>382090940
Those are far from B cups, nigger.

>>382091127

btw, hate the redesign. Shantae was best in pirate's curse. Not this bobble head version we got now with a weird shaped head.

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>>382073180
I hate weeb shit and I wish all weebs die.

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>>382090820
>>382091127
>>382084847
>tfw Shantae smut folder died in a computer failure
just end me lads

and would someone be kind enough to upload theirs to mega or something

i never really got into shantae, i always thought that momodora 4, hollow knight, and rabi ribi were superior

>>382091319

They are. Shante is cute, and we treat Wayforward like a charity case since they seem like "our guys".

Pirate's Curse is the best of them by far.

>>382073804
(You)

>>382091210
>western game
>weebshit
kys

>>382073180
Saw a delicious brown girl with purple hair, so there probably is a Shantae right there.
But
>purple
you know she cray cray

>>382091127
She's got the smallest tits in her games, which makes people forget that they're still more than a handful. Everyone else is just SUPER busty. She's probably a D cup, and Risky Boots might be an F cup.

>>382092527

Shantae is C

Everyone else is Double D or bigger.

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>>382092527
we need a relevant shantae image

>>382090940
Shantae should be fat, so that she has an actual belly to belly dance with!

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>>382093485
closest thing

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>>382075224
>got my wish of a Shantae figure
>Patty Wagon figure will never exist though
It's a cruel world.

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>>382091183
>Pirate's Curse
Says you. I really dig the style of the original artwork.

>>382092102
shantae is a honorary weebshit game since it relies on the mastabatory quality of the games heroine to mitigate the painfully average gameplay. many japanese games aren't weebshit and many western games celebrate the tenets of weebshit, leading to the abuse of the label since they fall under a similar umbrella of "Shit games, shit taste".

I do love jerking off but I'll do it without paying for a game first.

>>382094690
>relies on the mastabatory quality of the games heroine to mitigate the painfully average gameplay
nah, that's wrong

>>382094690
>love jerking off to it
but there's no good fap content...

>>382091183
i'm not too big of a fan, either. pirate's curse shantae was the hottest and lewdest. what caused the redesign? no one complained, right?

>>382088938
Lmao

>>382094786
>>382094892
lol

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>>382094892
>not just staring at her crotch-thing and getting extremely hard

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>draw cute elf girl
>just turn her into genie
kekking kekkers

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>>382095590
Even just looking at her elbow gets me erect.

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>>382095784
does the crotch-thing have a name? it's the hottest thing about her. anyone know?

>>382073180
No, but I cry about thinking how shitty and shallow are women in real life.

>>382073180
I hadn't before but played and beat my first Shantae a day or two ago, Pirate's Curse. Damn good game, enjoyed the fan service, jiggling, and gyrating, and character art. I was really surprised at how hard the game did get though I didn't die until the last boss because I thought I had one more autopotion than I did have and didn't use the spinners or boosts until that fight. Only negatives I can think of is that I wish I got the cannon a little earlier and maybe the shoes, or wished there could have been another island or two with the full kit before the last one. The other being that sometimes the design or direction you were supposed to go in or do was a little perplexing and not the most apparent at times.

These games could be massively more popular if they were half the price or at least in the 6-12 dollar range all the time. It's a solid 5-8 hours on the first playthrough and I was almost tempted to play through again in pirate mode but have other things on my plate. Haven't played this enjoyable while challenging towards the latter-half platformers in a long time.

Garbage games for children and virgins

>>382096703
Sounds right up your alley.

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>>382096703
Us degenerates love Shantae too

>>382097192

I don't consdier this a very realistic scenario or dialogue.

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No, I cry for the smile I can't protect.

>>382096426
Can't say; I picked up Risky's Revenge for about $2 and I'm not sure if it ever took off or if it's still around that. The Switch Force games (which I think are better platformers) have almost always been sub-$10 and aren't as popular either. But those would be great to check out for reasonably difficult platforming at a low cost. Sadly I just think the genre is niche at this point, particularly with CV and MM being dead (as far as metroidvanias / platformers go).

>>382097797
Switch Force has horrible art and I've never heard of the game before your post. Shantae has great music and the women are arguably much more appealing. Maybe they need to charge that money for the marketing budget but it still seems a bit high for "impulse" purchases.

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soon

>>382098014

>and I've never heard of the game before your post

wew lad

>>382073804
It's not that great, no. It's still decent enough and not completely bland like risky's revenge.

Pirate's curse is a piece of art and people often don't want it because "hurrr this game only sells fan service" fuck off all of y'all niggas that's one of the better metroidvanias around

>>382098217
it's not hard to believe some anon never had a 3ds

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>>382073874
>implying best girl isn't control in and outside of the bed.

>>382090219
You make it sound like its a bad thing.

>>382090820
what is name of this type of bikini

>>382073804
It's fucking flash game tier. But muh delicious brown meme

>>382098520
Sling bikini

>>382073319
underrated post

>>382073804
Yeah, it's ok but not great. The levels are nothing amazing and the transformation mechanic feels clumsy.

>>382090820
Anyone that says this has never been in contact with a baddie's ass. You WILL NOT want to eat ass when you see it, trust me.

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>>382095590
>Shantae will never have PCs art again

>>382094984
The artists is the same in HGH they JUST told him to make it more cartoony because fags couldn't handle the perfection of Pirate's Curse it was too animeish in PC

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>>382098941
What if your submissive af?

>>382088938
In what way is she like Shantae, anon?
I really don't get it and I want to.

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>>382099558
She's not like Shantae anon just finds her attractive.

>>382099653
Source is in file name, GM Remix. Made by guy who did Black Lagoon or something
>TFW its the peak of femdom hentai.

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>>382099970
well anon's got a shit taste, that's one ugly fatty

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>>382099970
where is this chick from?? i have seen her before and i think she's super attractive

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>>382101014
I wish I had the sauce man