Would you go through hell and back and risk your life to

>>382034482
you understimate me

>>382034482
a kiss on ma dick maybe lol

>>382034482
looks like fucking stomata

>>382034725
Exactly what I came here to say

>>382034482
Yes, for I've already been to hell and back, and back to hell…and back.

Fuck Peach, where Bowser at?

If it's a long french kiss on my dick I could consider it

If all I get is a kiss I would end up doing something illegal.

>>382034951

>she swirls the tip of her tongue inside your urethra

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>>382034482

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>>382034797

>>382035034
how small is her tongue, what the fuck?

>>382034946
Kys

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>>382034725
fucking hell dude

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>>382034482
>Hell and back
>A series of stages that involve walking mushrooms and turtles

It's hardly difficult. Mario just has a hard time because he's a manlet and refuses to conceal and carry. The only difficulty would be traversing giant gaps and pits, but that's about it.

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>kiss from chicken lips

No thanks. Pauline's my pick.

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Couldn't I be her instead?

I would report and hide waifu threads.

>>382035196

The other guy is the one who said he wanted her to French kiss his dick

>>382034482
>waste my time for some dumb bitch already popped by bowser
nah

>>382035338
>Pauline fags are now a thing
If it weren't for Super Mario Odyssey you wouldn't have made this post you ultra hipster bandwagoning faggot.

>>382035317

>wasting ammunition on turtles when you can just jump on them and throw them at each other

>trying to shoot ghosts and thwomps and shit with bullets when there are flowers that let you shoot fire from your hands and stars that make you immortal

>>382034482
>painted on lips
why? And I'm not talking about lipstick.

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>>382035647
>Pauline is popular now
>that means anyone who posts her is a bandwaggoner

Can you tell me which game pic related is from without looking it up? I can, so fuck you faggot. Pauline has always been my choice over peach and daisy.

>>382035765
>Jumping on turtle shell, a rounded surface
>Slip and fall, banging your head like a daft cunt

Yeah, or I can have about 50 yards and an assault weapons

>Ghosts and Thwomps
Lol nigga just walk through the ghost, its body is immaterial. Walk around the thwomps.

>>382036115
Mario vs. Donkey Kong, it's hardly a mystery you fuck.

>Pauline has always been my choice

So you've always been a contrarian hipster cunt then

>>382036115
why would you want a girl who has already been KONG'D

>>382034482
At this point, if I have to jump through rings of fire to get a kiss, I'd probably do it.

Kill me.

those lips have been on bowser and plumber dick

so no

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>Caring about the human jew
LMFAO

>>382036492
Better than TURTLE'D

>>382036436

Pauline has tits, ass, and dsl's. I didn't know /v/ was full of this many faggots.

>>382036747
the choice is between Big bumpy turtle dick
or
Big girthy monkey cock
which would you like to invade you asshole
hardmode: no girl cock

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Her womb is stuffed to the brim with koopalings, I ain't kissing that broodmare skank.

>>382036868
Which one did you pick? You seem to have all the experience.

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>>382036932
>hyper preg
>>382036991
turtle first, then monkey

>>382036436
He has a point. No one on /v/ would be talking about Pauline for any reason whatsoever if it weren't for Odyssey.

Hell, before then, people would call you a faggot for pretending like she's was relevant anymore.

>>382037148
Enjoy
https://pastebin.com/5EPNzb5H

>>382037170
>tfw I was called a faggot for liking Pauline

>now i'm being called a faggot bandwagoner

being a pauline fan is suffering.

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>>382037402
what the fuck

>>382034482
I want to hell and stayed there.

>>382035647
Pauline fans have always been here, we've just been mostly quiet about it, unlike those cancerous Daisy fans.

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>>382035647
it's not my fault Nintendo gave Pauline more personality in a 4 min trailer than Peach has had in 30 years

>>382037170
Fuck you faggot, I've been saying Pauline should be in the Mario spinoffs for years and that she deserves it more than Daisy. Daisyfags are insufferable cunts and nothing is ever good enough for them. All we wanted is for Pauline to be thrown a fucking bone since she was Mario's original damsel and the Mario series wouldn't exist without her.

>>382035389
Than i want a kiss from you anon

>>382037787
basically this

>>382037787
seriously peach aint done shit

pauline was singing great and she looks da bomb

>>382034482
nigga is that a fleshlight

>>382034482
No, only to breed her good. Nothing less.

>>382034482
Who?

>>382038049
it can be.
You wanna try it out?

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>>382038049
>heh if you want

>>382037787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9r5hx47kxM

how could you not like pauline immediately

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>Peach

>>382037467
>>382037632

I'm sorry lads, but Pauline is fucking boring. If you're both sincere in your admiration for her, or if you're actually bandwagoning hipsters, it doesn't really matter because either way, you have shit taste.

She's got no personality, no depth, the same design (red dress) and that's about it. Hell, she's not even original, she's more than likely inspired by Jessica Rabbit.

At least with Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina you get the choices of either: ditzy, crazy, or dandere. You also have multiple variations of design spanning from fire flower outfits, kart outfits, sport outfits, etc.

If you lads seriously prioritize a fucking red dress with tits over that, then I dunno what to tell you.

>>382035647
>now

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>>382038236
>meme waifu
>Nico Robin
...

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>>382038236
>Rei on the chart but not Asuka

>>382034482
no

i'd do it if i got to be peach though

>>382038236
90% of that list isn't even the best girl of their series.

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>>382038280
>Pauline was given more personality in a 4 min trailer than Peach has had 30 years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9r5hx47kxM

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>>382038236
Since when is cheetara anyone's waifu?

Wilykit is way more popular as a waifu than her.

>>382038236
>It's bad because it's popular

>>382038236
>Nico Robin
>Not Boa Hancock or Nami

>Power suit Samus
>Not Zero suit Samus

>Dexter's Mom
>Fucking DEXTER'S MOM

Nigga this list is bullshit.

>>382038280
>played out Peach meme
>raging autist chick even Nintendo regrets creating
>tranny chick with a man voice

I know what to tell you. You're a faggot.

>>382038280
There's nothing special about any of them, you're just an autist extrapolating whatever you can to make sense of your shallow waifufaggotry. At least a Paulinefag is honest he just likes her body.

>>382038724
D E E P E S T L O R E

>>382034482
Yes.

>>382038724
>>382038724
>a Paulinefag is honest he just likes her body

It's a fucking video-game character. Good bodies are as cheap as chips, it's easily found in most fictional female characters. If that's how you operate when favoring one character over the next then you'd like most female character ever made in vidya.

Only if she uses tongue.

>>382036115
Why does Pauline look like a Leisure Suit Larry reject?

>>382038496
Rei is a meme
Asuka is just popular

>>382035389
Why is she so fertile?

>>382039059
>liking video game characters is bad

Why the fuck are you even in this thread then you autist?

>>382038597
>>It's bad because it's popular
Where did the image ever say that?

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>>382034482
No, but I would for Daisy or Rosalina. Someone else can get Peach.

>>382034482
Those lips have kissed a lot of cocks.

>>382039059
Given the Mario princesses are nothing characters, bodies are the only thing left. And that's all you guys care about anyway given the content of most waifufag threads, otherwise you would be attracted to better characters than shit in fucking Mario.

So no, you're just an autist.

>>382039359
>Being this dense and unable to read between the lines.

Not who you replied to, but the headline 'Meme waifu' is a dead giveaway. And of course, the line-up of the chart corresponds with popularity, since ((most)) of the girls on there share the same thing: popularity.

>>382038236
>Popular now means meme

>>382039167
Asuka is a huge meme. Half her fans don't even understand her character.

>>382039854
I don't even have a waifu. I'm merely saying that in terms of character design and appeal, Pauline is boring as fuck. If any anon were to become enamored and choose any of the Mario females as a waifu, then Pauline would be the most retarded choice.

>lol i just like her body haha tits and ass!

Fuck off

>>382038236
Thank God my ghost waifu isn't on there.

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>>382040218
Hi Randy Stair.

>>382035389
How could you ever fuck her when you are her though?

>>382040405
Haha guess again faggot

>>382035389
Does she ever get tired of getting fucked by everyone?

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Reminder that Daisy has a feminine penis.

>>382040675
>Reminder that the 'delicious flat chest' meme is a gateway drug into literal faggotry.

How it starts. Fapping to: Anime > Schoolgirls > Teens > Flat chest > Pre teens > Lolis > Shotacon > Lolis with dicks > Pre teens with dicks > Flat chests with dicks > Schoolgirls with dicks.

Before you know it, you end up fapping to bowser.

Be aware.

>>382041015
ive been staring at lady dicks for years and have never felt the need to fap to bowser yet

>>382034482
sure
it'll get me close enough
to rape

>>382040675
>feminine penis

Her cock is monstrous, and her balls are huge. It's hardly what I'd describe as "feminine".

>>382034482
I'd do it for less desu.

>>382041125
post an example

>>382040675
>kids don't know manly mons pubis

>>382041241
http://imgur.com/a/4TLJQ

>>382041343
I want to choke on it

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>>382041343
lewd

>>382039970
And? Where was the negative connotation?

I want to fuck Peach

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This fucking thread.

>no video games

>cringe as fuck