BUY ONCE AGAIN FROM MEEEE ALL YOU CAN GET MY DEALS END SOON FOR

why does he wear the mask?

>>382010673
he's a big fraud

>that kid who thought Toddposting was funny

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>>382010938
>Implying it isnt
Toddposting and Tubeposting are the onyl good memes /v/ has left.

>>382010673
He's a tall guy 4 fallout

>>382010580
>Not Phantom of Bethesda
One job.

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BEHOLD, THE PHANTOM OF BETHESDA
HE'S THERE, THE PHANTOM OF BETHESDA
*Chorus drop their wallets to the ground*
(BUY, MY ANGEL!)
*Hordes of satisfied costumers emerge from the sea, wallets in hand*
(BUY, MY ANGEL!)
*Liquid gold jets out from the ground*
(BUY FOR ME)
*The sky turns golden*
(BUY)
*Cash starts raining from the sky*
(BUY, MY ANGEL)
*The hordes wail as the gold current rises to their neck level*
*Everyone and everything in sight is petrified and turned to gold*
(BUY FOR ME!!!)
*Coins and dollar bills spontaneously materialize themselves into existence as it glitches out into nothingness*

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>>382012396
I tried, dunno how the actual song is and I have a sore voice today, but tried still.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IAEFGBOsnR

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>>382010938

what the fuck do you mean? toddposting is a literal goldmine of shitposts

>>382010580
fucking hell

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H*SSSHHHHRRKK*HELP ME ANON!*SHHHHHRRRRKKK* ANON NO TIME, BUY MY GAME

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toddposting is something we dont appreciate enough

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>>382014146

It's as good if not superior to Baneposting, you can literally shape it into anything if you want and try.

>>382014231
anyone tried making an entire toddpost based on the airplane scene yet?
first one to buy my game gets to stay on my aircraft

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You're the prey.... in a deadly game

>>382014335
HE DIDN'T PIRATE SO GOOD, WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?

>>382014498
WHY DOES HE USE QBITTORRENT?
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED CRACKER

>>382010580
>tfw no Todd parody of "Master of the House" from Les Mis

>>382014693
Pretty sure that's more or less Master of the Hype from the 4th musical.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kKu55Th3RhQ

>>382010580
Best one yet. Thank you, OP. I love that musical.

>>382015352
God, that chorus was painful. Decent enough song otherwise.

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>>382010580
A daring synthesis.

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THEN SAY YOU'LL BUY FROM ME ALL MY GAMES, MY DLC
LET ME LEAD YOU FROM THOSE TORRENT SITES
BUY THEM ON STEAM AND AGAIN ON CONSOLE
ANYTHING YOU OWN, BUY IT THERE TOO
BUY MY GAME, THAT'S ALL I ASK OF YOU

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ohayo anon-kun
will you buy my game?

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>>382017104
I-I already bought fallout 4 and season pass and skyrim special edition todd-senpai

COME MY MINIONS BUY FRM YOUR MASTER
LET YOUR MONEY SHINE
BUY IT NOW YES BUY IT EVEN FASTER
IN THE MID OF THE SALE
IN THE MID OF THE SALE
IN THE MID OF THE SALE
YOUR MONEY WILL BE MINE!
requesting RaspuTodd

>>382017704
Surely you mean on one system, right? There are many other systems you can buy them on, again!
I know you want us to have enough funding to make Elder Scrolls VI, right?

>>382018049
I don't own other systems I'm sorry Toddler-chan

>>382010580
Much worse than you dreamt it
Can you even dare to buy
or bare to pirate it
this loathsome Fallout 4, who fans all hate,
but secretly yearns for GOTY,
secretly... secretly...
/v/...

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>>382018103
Come on, Anon. I'm sure you can afford to buy another console or two, as well as all my games and season passes for them.

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>>382010938
>that kid who thinks these are more funny instead

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>>382018572
I CAN'T PLEASE FORGIVE ME!

>>382017104
I already bought New Vegas

>>382018923

>Howard X Howard

>tfw believed Todd's lies and bought FO4 yesterday

LIKE A NEW BORN BABY IS HIS SKIN
A PAIR OF HEELS SERVES AS THE HEIGHT HE NEVER GREW
YOU MUST BE ALWAYS ON YOUR GUARD
OR HE WILL CATCH YOU WITH SWEET LITTLE LIES

>>382019178
KEEP YOUR WALLET AT THE LEVEL OF YOUR EYE

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PAID MODS
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
MUDCRAB AND HORSE STUFF
I CANNOT FIX
I CANNOT PATCH
TRAPPED IN BETHESDA
GAMEBROYO MY HOLDIN CEEEEELLLL

HOWARD
HAS TAKEN MY CASH
TAKEN MY DOSH
TAKEN MY SHEKELS
TAKEN MY MODS
TAKEN MY GAMES
TAKEN MY FUN
LYIN TODD GOT ME IN HEEEELLLLLL

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>>382010580

Good customer, you've bough well. The sale is near it's end.
Now, i'll show you mercy. You'll buy, forget the other games, and awake under the morning at Whiterun.
You'll be free.. From those terrible other sales.


>Hahaha.
Dear, oh dear. What was it? The sales, the price, or those horrible other games?
Oh, it doesn't matter. It always comes down to Bethesda's Seller to just work out these sorts of messes.
Tonight, Skyrim joins your Library.

I PUSH TODD'S GAMES INTO MY
CAAAAAART
IT'S THE ONLY THING
THAT SLOWLY BUILDS HIS PAY
BUT IT'S MADE OF ALL
THIS SHIT I HAVE TO PLAY

>>382010938
toddposting is literally the only funny OC that this board has anymore. It helps that bethesda keeps egging the joke on.

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>>382010580
>F4 Season pass on sale on PS4
>Almost bought it but then I remembered paid mods

Tempt me all you'd like, Todd, however it's all in vain.

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Look down, look down
Don't look 'him in the eye
Look down, look down,
You're here until you pay

>>382010721
for you

>>382019929
>pay
> not "buy"

>>382019929
Bethesda is strong
It's Todds worlds below
Look down, look down
Here's twenty games to go
I've done no wrong
Sweet Avellone hear my prayers
Look down, look, sweet Avellone doesn't care

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Save me, save me from his majesty
The angry leader of the trendy scene
He only comes around for your E3
Then sweetly promises all of your dreams

The mods stop being free whenever he comes near me
And it's still crashing whenever he leaves

STAY AWAY FROM THE KING OF TWO FACED DECEIT
HE'S NOT LOYAL IF YOU EXPECT THINGS TO BE FREE
YEEAAAAHHH
I FELL IN LOVE WITH THE KING OF TWO FACE DECEIT
I KNOW YOU KNOW HE KNOWS HE'S GOT A HOLD OF ME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teSnk9lrdck

>>382010580
Post something that's not a fucking thumbnail you retard.

I made this for last year's /v/ the musical but didn't get it in on time so while we're discussing Phantom of the Opera here you go

https://pastebin.com/gSypbMsf

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YOU GET ME CLOSER TO TODD

>>382022648
don't click virus

>>382021670
When you buy three (versions of skyrim HD tm)
You won't see me
Here for dust
HUH!

>>382014342
I'm gonna make Todd labels for all my games except Bethesda's now.

>>382022675
kek

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OUR TODD
IS AN AWESOME TODD

HE REIGNS
FROM BETH-ESDA

WITH WISDOM, POWER AND LOVE
OUR TODD IS AN AWESOME TODD

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>>382022648
>RED DEAD REDEMPTION
heh

>>382010580
BUY MY LITTLE ANGEL OF CONSUMERISM

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السلام عليكم يا إخوتي! هل اشتريتم سكايريم™ على جهاز ننتيندو سويتش؟

>>382010938
>implying

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>Don't you ever laugh when Todd comes by,
For you may be the next to buy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEtTh0vYMKI

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ALL MY FRIENDS ARE NORMIES, TAKE IT SLOW
WAIT FOR THEM TO ASK WHAT GAMES YOU OWN
PLEASE DONT BUY ANY OBSIDIAN GAMES
YOU DONT OWN THE HALF OF THE DLC

>>382015352
>the 4th musical
W-w-why?

>>382024593
https://youtu.be/oli8NvDPWdg
Reasons

>>382023860
I die every time
Kek

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>>382023997

>>382022675
HELP ME
I BROKE APART MY WALLET
HELP ME
I'VE GOT NO GAME TO SELL
HELP ME
THE ONLY THING THAT WORKS FOR ME
HELP ME CLIMB THAT MOUNTAIN MYSELF

>>382010580


DOWNLOAD ONCE MORE FROM THE HARD DRIVE OF BETHESDA
DOWNLOAD THE DLC FROM THE PRISON OF MY MIND
DOWNLOAD THAT PATH INTO MORROWIND ONLINE DEEP AS HELL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MomeCr9LUs

https://youtu.be/Fs3C1GNjkdQ

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Your Friend Todd Howard: ~ The Music Meister

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_q1SdaWLlw


Then it sounds to me this years gonna tumble
Indeed so instead we should just get the ~bundle~
Uh, sorry dude, did you just say "Bundle?"
Of course I did ~not~, wait.. yes I ~did~
I'm sounding shill against my will and cannot stop this singing!
And in my ears I swear I hear the sales it is bringing!
These silly games are very lame and devs are going to pay!
We have no choice so where's the voice that has us in its sway?

Who is doing this to us? and on this we must concur.

That honestly, respectable, trustworthy, independable
And totally defendable!

That lofty, handsome man is..

Your friend Todd Howard!
Put down your games my friends! Your Minecraft, Doom and ToR
Your resistance to my charm now ends, when I sell you Fallout 4!
Good games, or bad games, it doesn't really matter.
You're all just slaves, to my hypnotic blather.
As I convince you of your purchase, you know you'll have no choice.
But to buy all of it's add-ons, when you hear this booming voice!

Oh! I'm your friend Todd howard! And They all know my name!
(He's our friend Todd Howard! And we all bought his game!)

And so for me it's quite easy 'to somehow sell more than Destiny!
Yes I'm your friend Todd howard! And I'm here to sell Fallout 4!

>>382027225
Todd: +10 Charisma: You see, I too have plans for the industry.
And now that I've established who's in charge. Get to work!

Gamers used to pick on me because the times were dire
But something very strange occured and Skyrim sold like fire!
The sum of funds around me quickly fell into my lap
And it was then with wicked glee I milked out every sap!
I'm your friend Todd howard!

Oh! I'm your friend Todd howard! They all know my name!
(He's our friend Todd Howard! And we all bought his game!)

I'm your friend Todd howard, Pre-order it now!
(He's our friend Todd Howard, and we must milk this cash Cow!)

Extra voices as DLC, Brilliant!

/v/: This blatant shilling is over Todd!

4chan, I'm sorry, but my works not quite done yet!

You better stand in line you see, Because your bills belong to me
And now at last I have this day ...To tell the world its been delayed!

And now that the game's been delayed, your usefulness has passed,
A distraction is what I need, so pre-order that last-

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'm your friend Todd Howard! I cannot help but grin.
(He's our friend Todd Howard! Next E3 he will win!)

I'm your friend Todd howard! I've sold my game now I must soar!

I'm your friend Todd howard! And I'm here to-
sell Fallout-
Fooooooooooooooooooooooooour!

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To make the impossible sale
To play the unbeatable game
To bear with unbearable depreciation
To sell where the poor dare not go

To write the unwritable check
To charge pure and chaste from afar
To count when your eyes are too weary
To reach the unreachable par

This is my quest
To follow that wad
No matter how hopeless
No matter how far

To fight for the sale
Without question or pause
To be willing to march into Hell
For a lucrative cause

And I know if I'll only be true
To this glorious quest
That my heart will lie peaceful and calm
When I'm laid to my rest

And the world will be better for this
That one man, scorned and covered with memes
Still strove with his last ounce of courage
To reach the unreachable par

Toddposting is truly the best meme

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>>382027225
>And I'm here to sell fallout 4

I am dying at how perfect that syllable count works, holy shit.

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>>382027225
Great shit

>>382028583
>Space ghost
>Johnny quest
>Weird al and scooby doo movies

BaTB was the Campy batman cartoon we desperately needed and never deserved. It and Mystery Inc will always be my favorite modern day cartoons

Does anyone have the Shido Todd?

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>>382029154
>Shido tod

This one or an actual one?

>>382018923
>>382019083
underrated posts

Is there anything Todd hasn't been yet?

>>382029783
Honest

Do you think Todd ever Toddposts?

>>382029212
An actual one, it was his face on Shido when he became beast mode.

MASQUERADE
PRE ORDER FALLOUT 4 TODAY!
MASQUERADE
WE SWEAR WE WOULDNT LIE TO YOU

>>382031405
Its a shame incredibles doesn't have a theme song

>>382010938
>bait

>>382031405
>if lost sales contact pete hines immediately

>>382010580
Salaam alaikum akhi. I know ramadan is finished, so why not reward your fasting with skyrim?
>>382023860
DUPLICATE IMAGE REEEEE INFIDEL

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>go wuith my mom to see this when I was 13
>sister lets her sleazy beaner friend in the house while we're gone
>come back and my batman vengeance and one disc of REmake is missing
>never get them back