NSANE THREAD
https://youtu.be/6SQipJl2gGE
This is the worst taste. MOM over NC and Bash? Fucking Twinsanity as #1?
>>381992754
Who cares about this shitty platformer. Jesus, what's wrong with you sony kids?
>>381993119
t. Nintenbabby
>STILL not the 30th yet
fuck
>>381993278
I've got a day of work for this shit and I'm still counting that days
>>381992754
can't wait to play it on my Switch and PC next year. :)
Take that Sonybro!
So what are the guidelines for regular crashposters for these threads? did they change too much more people from the OG C1-3 era to not realistically participate in the conversation? I probably won't be getting it for a few months but I fucking love C1-3 and have sorely missed talking about it with you retards.
>>381993431
Nah pretty much everyone agrees its great outside of some questionable style choices. I started on the PS2 only playing the spinoffs on the PS1 so I'm looking forward to see how it plays
>>381993431
I assume it'll be the same but with more coco posting
>>381992754
Who the fuck cares?! It's just a mid-tier platform from the 90's for god's sake
>>381993624
Stop samefagging anon, the poster count hasn't changed in a while.
I'm so sick of Twinsanity fags rating their shit game because theyre a bunch of 18 year olds who have that as their first game.
>>381993624
>Using !? unironically
lol
>>381993661
It's been a boring day
>>381993896
Shit me dead anon which posts are yours? I've been replying to almost everyone
>>381993712
>unironically
>lol
wow
>>381993896
You're speaking to the guy who was bored enough to observe the poster count, preaching to the choir my man.
>>381993119
Oh fuck off nigger. Are you seriously going to shit your pants over a thread about a game? Fucking helll
>>381993949
Keyword
>ironic
>>381993431
It's basically exactly what you'd want in a remaster, weakest point being sound design and music, which is only 'good'. It's literally crash 1-3 in HD with some new content in time trials for crash 1/2, a somewhat unfinished coco (missing some death animations) and running shoes for crash 2 (and not 1, for some reason). Threads until now have remained much the same with more cocoposting. Crying twinsanityfags and all. A lot more shitposting like this >>381993624 >>381993119 though since it has a lot of media presence and people do love a good chance to start console war faggotry.
There's not much to talk about short of hope for the future if this sells well. Which it should.
>>381994003
Damn long day anon?
>>381994146
Yep and it's still early morning here, so let's back to work!!
>>381992754
Fuck this furry fag, wtf is that shit?!
Can't believe that sony fans are waiting for this crap
>>381992754
MARIO ODYSSEY
Fuck you rat motherfuckers
>>381994241
>tfw Ausfag
I'm in outer reaches of post work comfy
>>381994376
You said it my man
>>381994312
>post number keeps going up but the number of posters never changes
>>381994503
I already pointed that out dorkatron
>>381994503
As said before: LET'S BACK TO WORK!!
What is she running away from?
Guys I'm the same guy who's shotposting from the begging.
As I said, it's a very boring day here and I just wanna have some fun
>>381994646
>BBC.jpg
>>381994646
From Bowser's big cock
>>381994646
>>381992754
Bash was shit, man.
>>381992754
PC release date when?
>>381992754
I saw this one, fucking awful. Half the time he complained that there was no story, in a fucking platforming series. I'm not watching it again but didn't he put fusion over XS? Putting Fusion over anything aside from Boom Bang and maybe mobile stuff is retarded.
>>381994660
Its ok anon OP here I'll keep on replying to you
>>381992754
N I N T E N D O
Ok, I'm tired now. It's been pretty fun thanks everyone.
Ciao ciao!
ps: Crash is still a fucking mid-tier platform for casuals kids
>>381994849
And the cunt was umming and ahing the whole time
>>381994993
If fucking only
Why are people getting so ass blasted over crash nowadays? I'm a nintendo fanboy and I still love crash games.
Reminder that this is how nintembabys play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-548jobbQg
>>381993708
I know someone who's first Crash games were 2 and 3 and he tells me he's hoping they remake Twinsanity over CTR even though he's played that as well.
>>381995061
>Crash Bandicoot a series for kids designed to played for fun
>Autists on /v/ call it casual trash compared to (insert other kid platformer) and to kill yourself for enjoying it
It wasnt just remade for the people who played it in the 90's, it was made for your kids
>>381994646
>>381995061
I need to watch more of these. Their failures only make me want to play more.
>>381995203
They would have just made a new one if that was the case.
>>381995203
MARIO 64
>>381995203
>watching trailer
>daughter sees it
>asks me when its coming out
Hate to say it but probably gonna let her play it before I do
N.Tropy comparisons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb6YtEvCgnc
Toxic Waste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UkFVLTVXtk
Anyone got link to a full Crash 3 playthrough?
>>381995337
My nieces and nephew have been watching me play originals recently, I'm hopefully gonna bring it over for them to play, but I also want to play with my siblings
>>381995470
Wait, I thought they removed the no-death requirement for gems?
>>381994646
>>381995719
Someone posted an 8 hour unlisted youtube video with a whole playthrough in the last thread
>>381995719
For coloured gems you have to do a perfect run classic style
Tfw you still have to do a perfect run of slippery climb and fumbling in the dark (or lights out) and the lab
>>381994646
What is Crash running away from?
>>381996141
This nigga skipped multiple leg days
>>381994646
PS3 games
>>381995719
Actually, it seems that they removed the boxes respawning after death.
>>381996220
That's gone but I have seen screens were it says
"GREAT BUT YOU DIED">>381996220
>>381996141
which island would you live on /v/?
>>381997137
The one with Coco
>>381997137
Probably one of Cortex's places, because they're the most technologically advanced ones.
>>381996416
Nobody has link for Castcoder's playthrough of Warped on YouTube?
>>381997137
>Crash's house is built on the first level of the first game
>Middle Island still has part of Cortex's space station smashed into Uka's temple
>Fake Crash and Crunch stranded on a rock surrounded by sharks
it's the little things
>>381995120
I'd rather have a Twinsanity remake if they restore the lost content
Sell me on the remaster /v/
>>382000520
It's the first 3 Crash games ported to PS4 in a single package, that also includes cut content from the originals AND adds features from 2/3 into 1/2. All in one beautiful style.
>>382000520
We can't.
It was going to be good, but they failed to bring back the most important part.
>>382000694
What kind of cut content?
>>382000805
Unfinished levels mostly from all 3
>>381992754
>Coco is playable
I mean am happy with it but i now remember thats because whores complain about a female MC
>>382000805
Nearly finished but scrapped levels, the most notorious being Stormy Ascent in Crash 1 which was meant to be the most challenging level in the game but was scrapped late into production at about 90% completion because they simply had no more time.
>>382000964
>>382001069
So it's the opposite situation as R&C? Ok, I'll pick it up.
>>382000936
>>382001069
Have they designed the bonus level for that stage from scratch? There is nothing in the original cut content
>>381996141
>>382000351
>>382000936
N Brio is too good for this world
>>382000936
is brio /ourguy/?
>>381992754
2 > CTR > 1 > 3 > Twinsanity > Wrath of Cortex > Nitro Kart > Bash >>>>> Everything Else
You're a nostalgia fag if you think Bash deserves any higher
>>381993119
>stop liking what I don't like
>>382002227
Correct except I've always wondered, what's the concensus on Tag Team Racing? I always enjoyed it desu and the racing and platforming were solid on their own right
>>382002465
Forgot about that game. The novelty wore off pretty quickly for me
https://youtu.be/bLdQczq3NMM
>>382002465
Yeah >>382002674 has it about right.
CTTR brought some interesting concepts to the table, but weren't really fleshed out. The platforming sections are dull and boring, racing is unbalanced and clash mechanic is ridiculously OP. Also it marked the period where Crash started moving away from traditional slapstick and more toward toilet humor and pop culture references, culminating in the messy rebrand that came with Titans.
I remember everyone being very annoying in that game.
>>381993119
Who said I give a shit about Trash, anon? I'm just banking on it doing well enough that Spyro gets the same treatment next year. And/or Crash Team Racing makes a come back. That shit's better than Mario Kart and if you disagree you're a fucking faggot.
>>381995060
I'll be honest with you anon; I'm bitter. Crash gets to exist and Spyro is trapped in Skylanders hell forever. Hell, even Bubsy is making a comeback.
>>382003678
Reminder that Mario Kart 8 stole its anti-grav/magnetic car gimmick from a Crash game that had it over a decade ago.
>>382003621
>>382000936
Is this OC ?
>>382003979
No, this is N. Brio. The inventor of the Evolvo Ray. Not Cortex.
HE WAS IN THE FIRST GAME
>>382003818
Spyro has been getting statues and shit alongside Crash in the recent past, and it's classic Spyro not Skylanders or any of that shit. Given that they only put Spyro in Skylanders for brand recognition in getting it off the ground and they no longer focus on Spyro, a Spyro remaster seems pretty likely if the N.Sane collection sells well (which it is).
>>382003621
Gin did nothing wrong except follow Cortex
Brio should know how that feels
It really sucked that Tiny was the only boss in Warped based on a time period in Warped. Would've been great if Pinstripe and the Komodos got in what with their respective aesthetics.
>>381993278
>3 more days
Ebgames better not be closed since it's close to Canada day
>>382004078
If Brio invented the Evolv-O-Ray, why did Cortex have a working prototype when he was 8?
>>382003979
>is this OC
>>382004307
You got Dingodile and Pinstripe mixed up, but still
>"Ice age"
>Saudi Arabia
See?
>>382004468
please tell me this is another RE4 motorboat edit and not just a drawing of his face
>>382004662
>>382002227
HOLY FUCK you have some top tier taste anon
>>382004787
That's the good stuff
>A moped instead of his motorbike
>>382004787
>no jacket
>>382004594
Yeah but if Pinstripe was in it, you could've had a fight that takes place in 1930s gangsterland or maybe something in the 1950s where Crash is riding his motorcycle while Pinstripe drives a huge-ass truck or fan shooting shit.
>>382004242
He's probably resentful of Gin because he was the only guy from their class to ever amount to anything (becoming an authority on physics, rocketry and robotics) and then trading it all away to play second banana to Cortex.
>>381992754
have they put out the N.Tropy boss song anywhere? it was always my favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI0lQurba6k
>>381992754
>that video
Holy shit the autism. Did this nigga seriously take story into account when rating fucking Crash Bandicoot games? Did he really just rate Warped lower because of time travel paradoxes? Did he really rate Trash of the Titans and Mind over Mutant anywhere but the fucking bottom? Did he really rate Huge Adventure that low?
Fuck you OP, you've ruined my day
>>382006459
S-sorry anon I thought you'd find it funny
>>381997137
>>381997237
The one withNina
>>382004427
I'm waiting, Briautists
crash is a half assed tasmanian devil rip off desu
>>382007272
>make the animal girls hot as fuck
>make the human girl ugly and goofy-looking
What did they mean by this?
>>382010127
I don't know if twinsanity is considered canon but cortex had the idea and made a working prototype but it was Brio who created the working full version first. Due to Brios self esteem he let Cortex take full credit for it.
>>382010881
>Nina
>ugly
take that back motherfucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9yYwsuIgzY
>>382010881
>>382010881
It means some people are just helpless furfags who can't appreciate their own species.
nina is a terrible character from a terrible game
>>381992754
>all those crash games on non-sony platforms
woah, I'm kinda worried now bros. what if the crash trilogy comes to XBox etc? you sure this is gonna be ps4 exclusive?
>>382011839
She wasokay until Radical botched her character.Her redesign was cute though.
>>382012052
Fuck off
>>382001197
>>382000805
You're being lied to by delusional Crash drones. Time trials were added to 1 / 2 and the box counter no longer resets on death in 1. Post-game you get running shoes in Crash 2.
Those are the only changes. There are currently NO EXTRA LEVELS, the levels are exactly the same, no extra levels were added in, they're literally lying to you. A DLC trophy list indicates ONE (1) more level will be added, a notorious unfinished level called Stormy Ascent for the first game. It might be added in for free or will be paid DLC, we'll see.
But they're lying to you. THERE ARE NO EXTRA LEVELS, ALL THE LEVELS ARE EXACTLY THE SAME AS THE ORIGINALS. The DLC trophy list indicates there will be literally one level added in, either through paid DLC or for free.
>>382012781
Settle down retard
>>382012781
lol calm down retard
>>382012781
It's okay man, (((THEY))) can't get you here...
>>382012781
lmao take it easy you mentally challenged fuck
>>382012871
>>382012948
>>382012997
>>382013079
Coming from the mentally deranged Crashfags convincing themselves new levels were added in.
>>381992754
Crash died after Bash. It was the last good Crash game before they ruined it.
If you think otherwise you're kidding yourself.
>>382012781
Cool your jets you double nigger.
shut up and post more best girl
>>381994646
>>382014101
Somebody do edit with this
>>381996141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHMBu6yGJgQ
>>382014403
>>382014628
>they never added the big tree to the middle island mapscreen
I love you Coco.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYS3vUEa1QQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpzUpQEbc84
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDJKhTKTZAE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4iiUygA3X0&index=1&list=LL40id55MWDbjUI-Y5cwUX7w
>>382015531
not too keen on the missing battle quotes either
>>382015531
>>381995337
Tell your daughter to fuck off until you're done
>>382014021
>>382016230
thank you
>>382016518
>dat folded up poster effect
Top notch effort to whomever made that.
>>382016518
>>382016247
>tfw Master Cortex is no longer displeased at your resistance
>you will never have to prepare to suffer his wrath
>>382016829
Twinsanity had the best humour and character personality in all the games. I am sure if it had some more time it would have been an obvious number 1.
[also best soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGH3l-IgAtQ]
>>382016247
>>382016897
They could have done it in cutscene form if they wanted to. It's not like the hardware is holding them back or anything
>tfw no huge animesque transformation sequence for N. Gin's mech
>tfw no closeup of the cockpit as it brilliantly explodes into space
>tfw noApollo/moon rover and capsule cameo to fit the time travel theme
I keep coming to these daily Crash threads but I still don't know if I want this game at full price. Even just reducing it to $30 would sit better with me.
>>382018070
Just wait mang
It's not like you'd be missing out on anything new
>>382018070
Hey it's your money. Big titles always go on sale during christmas on ps4 so probably you will be able to grab it for half price or something like that.
>>382018070
Then simply wait a couple months, it'll either drop in price or you'll pick up a used copy.
Do we know the filesize yet? I want the themes but am not sure about going digital.
>>382018876
I heard it was 25GB
>>382018989
Fuck
Since Gravity Rush wasn't on sale this week I went ahead and preordered Crash. I'm not terribly nostalgic about it, just that I remember playing at least one of the games on the PS1 when I was little, I hope it's good fun.
>Have to wait until the game releases to download the preorder bonus themes
y tho
>>382020828
My refractory period is thirty seconds.
>>382020828
I'm intelligent, nihilistic with a wicked sense of humour.
>>382013201
Then what is 'Crash Bandicoot: Lost Treasures'?
Best crash render ever he was sheen once. It was a callback to Coco's voice actresses last role.
>>382021451
Stormy Ascent.
I really hope Amazon UK delivers my copy early.
>>382021506
So there is a new level added in (technically since Stormy Ascent wasn't in the final game)?
>>382021465
twinsanity crash is so ugly
>>382021617
It's most likely going to be included with the day 1 patch. Or whenever the first patch for the game rolls out.
Why are there people like this (obviously Nintenbros)
>>381993119
in Crash threads recently?
>>382021903
Shitposters know no bounds. The same thing happens in Nintendo threads.
Still no fucking idea why would anyone play these over the originals unless you actually dont like video games and just play all the new shit that gets released.
>>382022057
Same reason why people buy most remasters/remakes.
Convenience.
>>382022057
I like comparing the old and the new versions of games to see each one's strengths and weaknesses. Playing both sets gives me the best perspective on them as a whole and makes for better discussion when they're brought up. I'm excited to try the time trials on Crash 1 and 2 and see what other changes were made, both good and bad.
>>382022057
Some people like some things, other people like other things.
>>382022546
She had uncharted 4 scene for crash game on her laptop. This is some meta shit.
>>382022793
There's Naughty Dog cameos all throughout the games. The comet that passes by in the opening has the paw on it, as does her laptop.
>>382023032
>cameos
I'm a fucking idiot. I meant Easter eggs.
>>382002227
I could almost agree so close to agreeing
2> CTR > 1 > 3 > Wrath of Cortex > Bash > Twinsanity > Nitro Kart > Everything else
I played Bash a few weeks ago on my emulator and still really enjoyed it so I don't think it is my nostalgia talking
>>382023412
>Wrath of Cortex above Twinsanity
>>382023412
>I played Bash a few weeks ago on my emulator and still really enjoyed it
>Wrath of Cortex still above it
Are you retarded?
>>382016924
Kill yourself cuck
>>382024812
>not self-inserting as obj_motherfucker
>>382022438
>convenience
from pc perspective:
Bioshock remaster was worse than the original.
Darksiders I and II both were worse than the originals.
Metro remasters were worse than the originals.
Skyrim remaster was worse than the original.
Its just a console meme to buy the game again for higher fps and resolution expect that in Crash's case THE GAME STILL RUNS IN 30 FPS.
>>382025182
>NOT THE 30FPS
>>382011802
Not a problem.
>>382025768
the perspective is so off on those crates what the fuck
>>382025050
I just cannot unsee it.
>>382025768
make that wumpa fruit a bit brighter. i thought it was part of her chin
>>382025940
>looking at the crates
>>382026491
>not fapping to crates
>>382020156
Stromy Acsent is all but confirmed, but what's this about lost levels for the other games?
>>382002227
>You're a nostalgia fag if you think Bash deserves any higher
t. Naughty Dog purist
>>382027792
Fake news that people who don't do any research about run with. Crash 1 had 4 levels that got cut. Three of them were unfinished but can be accessed via codes. And of course the fourth one is Stormy Ascent which was on the disc but deleted at the last minute.
Leaked gameplay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_TTrB0c3tc
Anyone ever play Crash XS on the GBA? It was a pretty great Crash game.
>>382028814
Boy I can't wait to check out that new ruins level
>>382028923
N-Tranced was better, but I agree the GBA Crash games were pretty solid.
>tfw finding Fake Crash for the first time in the handheld version of CNK
>>382012052
history has a funny way of repeating itself
>>382030059
>lightning-fast load times
>>382030059
>lightning fast load times
>>382030327
>>382030479
Only the non-greatest hits PS2 version had the shit load times
>>382030327
>>382030479
>>382030603
>tfw had the normal gamecube version with lighting fast load times
git gud
>>382030884
The re release on the 360 is broken.
>>382028814
WOAH THAT WAS inTENSE
>>382031040
More like N.Tense!
>>382027660
Why is N. Brio called N. Brio? Does he work in genetics or something?
>>381993278
>tfw 3 week holiday period ends on the 30th exactly
>>382031573
you can beat all 3 games in one day anyways
>>382031779
It takes me a week to get 106% in Warped I guess I just suck cock
>>382031345
woah
>>382031485
Yes. He created (or perfected) the method Cortex uses to turn animals into intelligent humanoids. He also has a passion for chemistry.
Will you play Coco or Crash?
>>382002227
>You're a nostalgia fag if you think Bash deserves any higher
you obviously haven't played Bash lately
>>382032409
A friend is coming over to play it on friday so i guess i'll play as crash and she is going to play as coco.
Honestly i don't get why people are so excited about playing as coco
>>382032409
Both
>>382030059
This is the biggest anime betrayal I've ever seen.
>>382031485
Cortex is neuroscience/genetics
Brio is genetics/chemistry
Gin is robotics/rocketry
Tropy is temporal physics
>>382034161
>>382034161
WOAH
>>382034161
>>381993119
>its THIS easy to post an obvious bait and get responses in a sonybro thread
>>382034161
>>382032409
Both, obviously.
>>382032409
neitherI want a Cortex game
I haven't touched this game since I bought it at eb years ago, should I play it while I wait?
I just remember how bad the loading times were in 2004, can you imagine how bad they are by current year standards?
Why does no one ever mention Tag Team Racing? I thought it was pretty fun.
>>382036168
Boss fights are bad but there are some really good levels in there. It's inconsistent in quality part of the game infuriates you part is great. The loading times are kinda long but it never bothered me especially.
Didn't know she had canines. I thought they would be all flat.
Is Coco an unlock or do you get her at the start of the game?
>>382037545
You can start using her from the start. You switch characters in the warp rooms/island.
>>382037545
I know you need to beat the first boss to unlock her in crash 1
When you get the trilogy what game are you playing first?
I'll probably play 3, since it's the only one I didn't have. I've played the hell out of 2 for almost 20 years now, and am at the last warp room now in my most recent pay through. 1 was always pretty decent but I preferred the later games since the gamer play was always better and crash had more moves.
>>382021617
I cancelled my physical order and got the digital one since I'm leaving the day it would arrive.
never forget
>>382025768
The thumbnail makes it look like she has a horse's face
>Be one of the most popular and acclaimed video game mascots of all time
>Original studio abandons you
>New developers destroy your image and rape the corpse of what was once the love people had for your franchise
>Go dormant for a decade
>People still remember you fondly enough as a character that they rally to have you brought back
>Developers dont have the source code so they rebuild the games from the ground up piece by piece
>Lovingly crafted, great graphics, musical upgrades and better sound effects
>Time trials and a whole new playable character added to each game
>40 fucking dollars
>Everyone loves you again and if it sells well enough you'll have new games
Is this the greatest comeback story in the history of video games? I actualy have the game, and it will be platinumed by the 30th I'm fucking addicted
>>382038063
Going to play them in order, i only ever played trough 1 once, and played the shit out of 3 when i was a kid, so that's what i'm going to do.
>>382029651
>tfw the GBA version of Crash Nitro Kart had a game breaking bug that spawned you outside of the hubworld map where you got stuck forever. The only way to fix it was to create a new save.
I was one relic away from 100% too. Fuck you game.it happened twice
>>382020828
I got my first morning wood dreaming about you.No seriously, I was really scared and told my mother. I had a bad cold or something at the time and thought it had something to do with the illness. I was only about 5.
daily reminder that cortex and brio did chernobyl
>>382039149
I heard there will be 3 separate plats. Is it true? Do they have something wacky to do as a requirement or you need to just max% all games?
>>382041024
There is a trophy for beating the game without having dirty thoughts about Coco.
>>382041375
Ultra Rare
>>382034161
This is my OC Boss. He only fight against cute female character and isn't afraid of anything
>>382042718
amazing
So jelly of ps4 owners in this moment.
>>382042718
>only two eyebrows
It's shit.
>>381995060
First couples N.Sane threads were comfy. Now it's only banter, endless comparisons and memes.
>>382041375
Shit. No plat for me then. Oh well.
>>382043337
And furry porn. I mean, it was there before too but now it's unbearable.
>>382004427
>>382010127
>a working prototype
>working
Didn't it just send Victor and Moritz to the tenth dimension?
They gained their powers there.
>>382042718
>>382041878
>>382031345
>>382000936
>>382000351
>All this fresh OC
bless these threads
>>381992754
Is he the best character?
>>382014489
Why have you made Crash a manlet? Mario and Sonic are basically equal height.
Crash should be taller than Mario.
>>382043417
There is no porn on this thread. Ecchi at best. Previous threads have been much worse.
>Uka uka and Cortex avatars now come with the preorder
fuck I should have bought a card to get them on my main psn account.
what chances of seeing theme codes on ebay?
So I heard some anon saying Tawna doesn't leave Crash for Pinstripe anymore in N.Sane trilogy is that true or it's just a lie?
>>382043671
That's notN. Gin
Coco is crying! What do?
>>382043819
I wish they would go around to find a Mario or at least Charles Martinet.
Anyone know if these cheats still work in the new one?
>>382044120
Hopefully it's true. Crash deserves to be happy after all the shit he went through to save her ass.
>>382044120
>>382047070
According to the guy who's been posting soundtrack rips, the 100% ending has a "funny" twist to it. No idea what he means, might be a while before we get footage
>>382047070
Agreed. Let's create a new positive timeline.
>>382044120
>>382047070
>>382047781
Tawna didn't deserve Crash. He'll find someone better, for sure.
>>382048043
I mean, Crash is kind of a simpleton.
>>382048185
But he's still a lovely fella deserving of a faithful woman.
>>382045993
give new electronic companion
>>382048701
Also known as feature creep.
>>382048043
>>382048423
Agreed.
But until then, he has his beloved imouto to help pick up the pieces.
>>382048423
But crash was the original mgtow, he lost tawna and stayed single. Crash grew up playing Mario so he knew that bitches are nothing but trouble. Had crash just found another bandi-cooter cortex would have just kept kidnapping her and there would be a million crash titles out now.
By ignoring bitches crash essentially saved the series and saved himself a whole lot of hassle.
>>382047035
All we know is that the spyro code from Warped doesn't work
>>382048423
>have all 3 crashes on ps3
>want to play them all day every day for the past week
>know it'll dampen my fun during the n-sane playthrough if I do
It like not scratching a fucking bug bite.
>people are actually buying activisons abortion crash game
>>382049321
>people are actually buying video games
>>382048965
>>382049014
>>382048043
>>382048423
Of course, Tawna is hardly the only female in the entire Wumpa Archipelago...How long until Crash stops beating around the bush and starts shaking the Cortex family tree?
>>382032683
>I don't get why people are so excited about playing as coco
Slapstick fetish.
>>381993119
Kill yourself
>>382049719
Hopefully never
Nina is badly designed garbage and deserves to be forgotten
>>382051773
Who is the one doing the 3D version of this?
What is its status?
>>382022546
The screen is too small, what exactly is on her laptop?
>>382052205
Nathan Drake playing crash 1 in uncharted
>>382039149
I don't think Naughty Dog abandoned anything. This around the time when Universal / Vivendi / Activision was going through some shit, and Naughty Dog didn't have the resources to buy the IP back.
>>382001335
They'll either design a brand new Bonus Round, which wouldn't be hard. Or just remove the Tokens.
Personally I'm hoping they add a ultra tough Brio Bonus Round as well.
>copy still hasn't shipped from best buy
>>382002227
Completely agree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhfG9DykLRg
Why so much hate for Crash?
>>382053504
>still hasn't even shipped
cancel that shit. There's no shortage of copies on amazon, and even gamestop has tons.
>got the game 3 days early
>missed out on the themes and avatars
postfat coco
>>382028331
The other 3 can't be accessed on the disk, they were only found on a alpha version of the game which someone found and uploaded to the Internet.
Crash 2&3 had no cut levels at all, sections of levels changed through Developmemt but they didn't make anything substantial they didn't end up using.
whatevs, i just wanna smash Coco
>>382054309
>fatfag
>furfag
you need help, friend
>>382054007
Mario 64 has aged like milk imo
>>381993119
>who even cares about video games?
you might wanna leave this board, friend. it doesn't seem like it's for you.
>>382054854
for you
>>382054007
angry competition
>mfw this is the first time I've had a thread I made become THE thread for (x)
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>>382054016
>spending money at a gamestop
threadly reminder that they destroy games when they can't make (enough) profit off them
>>381992754
Twinsanity's the best though, the fact that it's glitchy and has a ton of cut content just means that it could've been even better, not that it's bad
>>382056532
so? Companies fed into it, need I remind you of nintendo's exclusivity contract for xenoblade chronicles, wherein gamestop charged $90 USD for copies of the game?
>>382054016
It's been stuck in the preparing phase for a few days now so it won't let me cancel. At this point I'm hoping it ships on wednesday like they did with my switch, but they still haven't taken the money out yet.