Finished Yakuza 0 a while back, this being my first game in the

>>381989810
>Yakuza played Yakuza
Here OP, I'll spoonfeed you
http://boingboing.net/2010/08/10/yakuza-3-review.html

>>381989810
>>381989959
I can't believe you haven't seen this yet, OP.

>>381989959
Huh, thanks.

I keep thinking of stupid stuff to ask people at 2 AM, thanks for indulging me.

God I hope 7 is good.

How's Yakuza 1/Kiwami?

Should I shell out the money to get Kiwami or just get an ISO of Yakuza 1?

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>>381990217
Y1 is clunky, but I think it still holds up. Y2 is amazing, and fixes the combat to Y1. You should play Y1 now, so you can play Y2.

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>>381989959
Holy shit, this is a good fucking read

>>381990217
play yakuza 1
play yakuza 2
play kiwami if you really want more yakuza 1

people never mention that kiwami isn't a particularly great remake. Literally nothing has changed from yakuza 0, graphically or gameplay wise, apart from the addition of the majima everywhere suit, which means you have to fight majima something like 60+
times just to fully upgrade your dragon of dojima fighting style. Also, there's a bunch of terrible combat sections now since the yakuza 0 engine doesn't mesh well with yakuza 1 gameplay.

anyways play 1 and 2 now buddy

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>>381989959
>The only thing they didn't like was his shirt
>even in 1989, Nishiki said it sucked
>still wears it
I kinda wonder how these older guys might react to Yakuza 0, with Kiryu and Majima's disobedience

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>>381989959
>M: I like the fact that you power up by eating real food. Shio ramen gives you a lot of power — CC Lemon, not as much. It all makes sense.
>S: The breaded pork cutlet bento box is like mega power. More than ramen. That's accurate.
>K: If they had shabu (crystal meth) as a power-up item, that would be realistic.

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>>381990686
They probably would have real pissed off, since two of them are missing a pinky and Kiryu and Majima cause multiple people to cut theirs off over the course of the game.

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fucking baka gaijin

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>>381990909
Ah, shit, yeah, that'd probably be a bad idea.
>Gets upset when Kiryu refuses an order from one of the heads of the family to remove his pinky
>punches the fucking TV when Kiryu causes Kuze to get his pinky cut off

>>381990653
Is that it? I thought Kiwami fucked and changed shit up for the worst after hearing people say that it sucks. Is it really just the graphics being the same as Y0 that people hate?

>>381991076
That second one was his own fault desu, he handled the situation poorly for a top lieutenant

>>381991216
nah there's a bunch of bad mechanics in there
the chief one being this thing where the bosses just start healing themselves unless you can perform a heat move to break them out of it

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>>381991293
>switch to the corresponding style for the heat move
>animation plays out
>enemy health gauge still rises during this short delay
Word of advice, shift in a direction and then switch style since it transitions quicker.

what's the best karaoke song in the series?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBxw5uP2bVU
this is my favourite

I've never played a yakuza game before yakuza 0, and Christ majimas fighting style and finishers are horrific.

especially the bat and hidden dagger style.

Great game though, looking forward to Yakuza 6

So what's the deal with Mr. Shakedown?

What's he need all this yen for?

>>381991669
For me, it's either 24 Hour Cinderella or this one song from Ishin!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsCfyrQv_JE

>>381991921
>jab bat handle end into guy's mouth
>kick his fucking teeth out
>regular fighting stance just has you slip behind a guy and snap his neck

>>381991669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooFoNwoMxjY

>>381992045

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_jiDF5fprU

>>381991669
you posted it but I prefer Kiryu singing it

>>381989959
>sure it was a tax shelter but he ran it like a legitimate thing. you know

Gets me every fucking time. This is the single best article I had read in the past ten years the first time I read it and it never fails on subsequent readings

>>381991216
People hate it because it was also made for PS3 and it shows.
It doesn't fix anything from the original, it ads stuff that weren't before, but to some, that is not enough to justify a purchase, I dunno, it was fun for me, but then again, I missed the first two.

>>381992313
go and play 2 right now
it's the best game in the entire series

>>381992045
Space, Hair, Life, and Irony.

>>381992045
Majima's Thug style is balling as fuck. Love the idle stance and his taunt. He's quite stylish in comparison to Kiryu's straight up brute force.

>>381991216
Kiwami is fine. Its just that everybody played 1 already, and then coming from 0, Kiwami just feels really fucking redundant. Because instead of improving like 2 or 0 did, Kiwami does nothing and thats why they implemented some stuff nobody cares about.

Its fine. If you haven't played 1, you can just wait for Kiwami because there's no reason to play the same game twice. One of them with outdated mechanics. But if you've played 1, then there's no reason to play Kiwami.

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>>381989959
>I'll admit it, I'm jewish

>>381992362
>it's the best game in the entire series
Thats objectively 0 anon

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>yfw
https://youtu.be/rcEtPhCJenQ

>>381992640
0 doesn't have this though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcEtPhCJenQ
so it objectively can't be the best

>>381991669
The "I LOVE YOU" from Majima will forever be stuck in my head.

>>381989959
>Jewish-American reporter

lol

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>>381992640
Zero doesn't have even have a cutscene half as badass as this, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXhEjtcnddg
Plus Kiryu fights TWO (2) (NII) tigers.
GOD, I want to replay 2 again.

>>381992694
It has this one, which is the far superior song(which goes for the whole OST really)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7gzFBnfRfo

>>381992840
>badass
>getting stabbed by a hobo
Y2 fags, everyone

>>381992847
That song is honestly way too good for its purpose. I didn't even care about changing costumes but I just had to open the menu to listen to the track now and then. The whole cabaret part of the ost is amazing

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>>381992905
>TOTALLY ignoring the tigers part
Just say you've only played Zero, kid and pretend like you know about every game like the retard you are.

>>381992847
That isn't this
https://youtu.be/ItUfq9HTpCM

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>>381992847
>mom walks into the room
I won't lie, the club management is pretty fun.

>>381992680
>>381992694
>>381992840
I bet no one will fight me when I say Yakuza 2 was the best in the series.

I was so fucking mad at the start of 3 with detective qt suddenly going all "I HAVE TO GO NOW, AMERICA NEEDS ME"

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>>381992905
doesn't have this though

>>381992847
https://youtu.be/N3pVh0NnLyo?t=9m24s
>implying this isn't superior
>it's even on the soundtrack

>>381992840
Fuck, I really need to replay 2.

>>381993056
Still mad. Kiryu never loved again after her and just kept his distance with romance. Well, if you don't count the hostess stuff but those are usually one sided.

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>>381991921
>>381992045
His best heat move is when you get to a wall and bash some nigger's head into it a gorrilion times. That coupled with the background music going "OOOOooooOooooooOoooooOOO" makes me feel like a fucking beast.

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>>381993056
That's when Yokoyama really took over and he was like
>GOOD FEMALE CHARACTERS? LOL NO
I really thought from chapter 1 that Y0 was gonna be the hardboiled Yakuza game I was waiting for but it just ended up being more Yokoyama melodrama. Not saying 2 is free of this, though but I wasn't cringing into oblivion, there except for the final part where everyone all of a sudden comes back and everyone's been backstabbing each other.

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>>381992045
>Majima only gets ONE (1) song in 0
W

H

Y

>>381989959
>The Nigerians are aggressive.

>>381993282
>those female vocals throughout Breaker's theme
So good.

>>381993358
4 got so fucking stupid towards the end.

>>381993358
>HEY REMEMBER THAT GUY YOU GAVE THE CHAIRMEN POSITION TO IN Y1 AND THEN HE DIED
>HE'S BACK
>AND HE'S ACTUALLY KOREAN
>AND HE'S BEEN TRYING TO BETRAY YOU FOR YEARS
>REMEMBER THAT GUY YOU SAW EARLIER ON AT THE OMI ALLIANCE WHO LOOKED SHIFTY AS ALL FUCK?
>HE'S BACK
>TO BETRAY EVERYONE
>REMEMBER RYUJI WHO'S ASS YOU JUST BEAT
>HE'S BACK
>AND HE'S GONNA KILL THE SHIFTY CUNT
>TERADA'S DEAD BUT IT TURNS OUT HE WASN'T ACTUALLY GONNA BETRAY YOU AT ALL
I liked how the omi alliance guy comes back and dies in the same cutscene
all that build up throughout the game and it ends so stupidly

>>381992203
That article had me fucking cracking up. There should be a Let's Play channel with translated Yakuza bantering. I would fucking watch that shit and even donate to it.

Atleast give me a follow-up report on the same guys playing Y0. Wish list

>>381993860
I remember seeing a Japanese dude play Yakuza 0 and basically do the same thing, but I don't think he was actually a Yakuza himself. He just explained what parts were accurate and talked more about Japanese culture.

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>>381989810
>supposedly have an uncle who was involved with the Mafia
>never got to meet him so I cant make him play Mafia 1 or 2
Well shit.

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>>381993790
Yeah, Y2 really shat itself at the finale when it came to the writing, the old writer probably gave up by then and said 'Eh, fuck it. Let's see what Yokoyama can do.'

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>ryuji is 9 in yakuza 0
>majima beat up a nine year old
kek

>>381994025
Rip in piss, that sucks

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>>381994089
At least he didn't have to see the abortion that is Mafia 3 anon

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>>381989959
>I mean yeah, it was a tax shelter, but it WAS also an orphanage
love this shit

>>381991620

The best thing to do is to keep beating on them while they're regenerating to minimize their healing, and then using the special heat move at the very last moment for a good damage profit.

Is Yakuza 0 worth my 27 bongs?

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>>381994264
yakuza 0 is worth 40 bongs

>>381994351
GOLEMU TIGAAAH

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>>381994243
i coudn´t stop laughting after that part

>>381994351
DONPACH

>>381989810
this is a awesome thread

>>381994351
so worth it

>>381994034
BON A PETITO
ALSO FCUK

Nagoshi's live stream with Monster Hunter producer in 2 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-vGvj8sFbg

>>381994669
>tfw yakuza threads and ace combat threads are the only decent threads on /v/

>>381994074
Adults beating up kids is a popular thing in anime

>>381995074
Or in 1 hour after all. Fuck me.

>>381995074
Guessing there won't be a surprise showing of World?

>>381995114
i fucking love lurking a good thread like this we need more.

I want to marry Majima

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Yakuza 7 better bring back the sidekick which you can do heat moves with.

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>>381995074
Don't expect any new Yakuza news. They only announce these games at events like TGS. I only watch these streams for Nagoshi anyway.

Someone please tell me Sobo plays during the Ending/Epilogue scenes of RGG6 as Kiryu solemnly just walks away away from it all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuqPiPdxslk

It's the perfect type of song for closure and if they mess that up I'm going to be mad.

>>381995415
Last time they said a keyword for Yakuza 7.
Chinpira. A new Yakuza in training or so.

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When they say Nigerians do they really mean black people?
Do they not have another term for blacks or something? That's fucking hilarious

>>381995791
No they mean white people when they talk about Nigerians, you know, Nigeria? The country where most white people come from? It's basic knowledge, mongoloid.

>>381995906
Watch the attitude.

>>381995791
shit mane this nigga retarded

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>>381995990
I'm just surprised you didn't know most white people come from Nigeria, that's all.

>>381995990
>Watch the attitude.
Kek

>>381995405
You could do heat moves with nishki in 0.

>>381996539
And Oda. And Tachibana

So with this new engine, will we see better fucking animations and people actually walking through doors in Y7?

>>381993043
I also named my hostess Yuki

has anyone played the PSP games?

>>381997102
Yuki is fucking number #1. I genuinely love that girl

>>381997219
Yes.

I have no idea what's going on but the combat's fun It uses Def Jam's engine and it shows.

>>381992840
I wish the later games kept this sort of tone for the drama in the main stories, it's so good.

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>>381992840
Yakuza but Kiryu is replaced with Mike, how would the series stand up?

>>381993076

It's not a scene, but you can fight a bear in the coliseum.

>>381999407
*drinking and transformers noises intensify*

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>>381996852
Never, I want to see those shit animations and obvious lower quality mooks and npcs until I die.

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>>381999407
https://youtu.be/Zvv-kgq6YWw?t=1m3s
My boy Mike can hold his own, rocking the Brawler Style.

>>381989959
Sorry to burst your bubble, but this guy was a confirmed fraud a while ago

The ((())) should have been an obvious sign that it's fake

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>>381999843
>that pool of blood
Shit if that was really Mike that's pretty impressive, who knew film school taught you how to kill a man.

>>381989959
So this is a REAL journalist. Not bad.

>>381995074
Nagoshi reminds me of Matsumoto with a tan.

Currently playing Yakuza 2. Why is managing the Marietta so bad
spend hours and millions of yens buying fucking flowers to build the shitty club up
number 1 girl gets dragged to another club quote "kicking and screaming" but you can't get her back
get some other bitch
club gets trashed, beat up trashers
and
thats
it. club stays trashed for i don't know how long because I have heard nothing chapters after I started it