>Favorite game >Your vidya secret Max Payne 3 I have

>Super Mario Sunshine
>yeah never liked Pokemon either

>>381981229
>(Never fucking liked them)
>I don't like these games but I've never tried them
???

>>381982012
Yes? They're fucking awful. Never respond to me again

>>381982012
i saw people playing them on friend's house and videos.
Wow, choose attack, ok now choose defend

>>381982062
(You)

>i never played video games

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>this thread

>>381982096
This is literally "I watched a let's play so I'm qualified to critique this game" tier shit. Sure, not everything appeals to everyone and it's perfectly natural that some games just don't interest you enough to try them, but it's pretty retarded to say you don't like a game you've never even given a chance.

I never played them famous ios/android games like floppy bird, or candy crush or any other. I only had angry birth when it was coming out, but i deleted it short after. In other words i prettty much never "gamed" on mobile

I liked the Pooh worlds in both KH games

>>381982345
That's probably a lot of people here. The only gaming I've done on mobile was on emulators

>>381981229
Resident Evil Remake I guess
I play tons of JRPGs but rarely finish them

>>381981229
>I have never played any final fantasy games
not missing much, I haven't either

they look shit

>>381981229
Most of those game you haven't played are garbage anyway, but why MP3 is your favorite? The first 2 were more memorable; I only liked the third one because I could kill Brazilians.

>>381982278
SOPA

>>381981229
>Never played any of them
>Only this one and that one

>>381982747
MP3 was great only for the soundtrack but that's it.

MP and 2 had great stories and dialogue though

>Probably Cave Story or Ghost Trick
>I have never played any of the following:
GTA
Half Life
Counter-Strike
Kingdom Hearts
Final Fantasy past 6
World of Warcraft
Probably much more, too

>>381982714
>I haven't played them
>but let me tell you you're not missing anything
reddit pls

>>381981229
Medieval 2 Total War

I play Minecraft almost 8 hours a day for the last 3 years

Any other "secret" is just me having shit taste i guess.

dying light
when i was a kid my mom didn't let me play shooters until i was 14, so i never learned how to aim which resulted in me being bullied through high school and never making any friends and i'm still shit at aiming even today, 5 years after i've started playing shooters

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>>381986510
Mom actually Knew about the ESRB ratings so she never let me played anything rated M until i was 17

>>381981229
>never played FF
Don't worry, Im going through them for the first time aren't you aren't missing much from I've played

any ff experts wanna tel me if 8 onward is any good?

>>381981229
Cave story

I haven't played any video games in 2 months and have probably played less than 40 hours total the last 4 years.

>>381981229
why would you feel bad for not playing kiddie/weeb garbage?

Unironically, Breath of the Wild. Before that came out, it was Einhänder.

I think Ocarina of Time is a slightly above average game, about a 6/10. I played it as a kid and didn't know about the reactions to it until years later; I've never understood why it's lauded as a masterpiece, especially not nowadays when TP does everything it did but better.

Metal Gear Rising
I used walkthroughs as a kid to play Ocarina of Time and never finished FF 7 (not used to keyboard controls for a game like that)

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>>381981229

>Paper Mario 64
>never played Paper Mario TTYD

I purposely upgraded to Windows 10

>Gta San Andreas
>Never beat Gta 3 or care enough to

>>381988385
whats wrong with you? It runs perfect now on Dolphin

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Godhand
I'm really bad at Godhand

>>381988385
Paper mario TTYD has a lot of the elements that made 64 good. Give it a try and never look at the rest of the series

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>>381981229
Etrian Odyssey 3 The Drowned City
I stole over 14k worth of gear as a middle man while I was involved in RMT on Maplestory as my grand cashout before quiting. Found out some shit about the top people in the server that disgusted me and left for good, never looking back since.

>>381981229
TF2, RE4, Dying light.
I've never finished any Mario or Zelda game, or played any Nintendo games besides Pokemon.
I've never played a match of CS.
I've only finished DaS after playing through it several times using cheat engine and after extensive reading and watching of playthorughs/speed runs, shit was tedious.
I've never played a JRPG, not a single one.
I've never beat any of the old school GTAs.
I've played hundreds of games, yet never bought a single one ;__;

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>>381989147
>Dying light

>>381981229
>WWF No Mercy
>I own copies of the following: Sneak King, Superman 64, Teletubbies, Capn' Crunch Crunchling Adventure, 50 Cent Blood on the Sand, and Dragon Ball Z Ultimate Battle 22

>>381989643
fuck you mean? 50 cent is a great game

>The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
>I rarely finish games anymore, I usually get about an hour in and then go masturbate or watch TV
>I played nearly 500 hours of Fallout 4 and I haven't touched most of the expansions yet. I also have nearly 500 hours in Sims 4 and I actually spent real cash on all the DLC for that game
>I have tried replaying Morrowind in recent years but the combat and graphics are so godawful I can't play for more than 30 minutes before regretting it

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Ace Combat Zero
The thought of "pulling back the foreskin" sounds utterly disgusting to me. It sounds extremely painful and I don't know why anyone would do it. I'm not even sure if I have a full penis, it looks like an uncircumcised penis but I'm not sure about the shape, maybe I'm missing the glans. Tbh I honestly hope I only have a half-dick, the thought of having loads of smegma under my skin is disturbing.

>fallout 2

>Since I started working out and living a normal man's life I just play FIFA and car games all the time.

>>381990879
My bf is like that, super sensitive and all, can barely jerk him off properly

>>381990879
hey buddy i think its supposed to be a video game related secret

>>381981229
I have a very famous blog on a certain video game series, yet, I never played any of the games. Nobody knows.

>>381991152
Usually in these threads they're not vidya secrets.

>>381990879
how the fuck do you not know about your body?
are you cut yes or no??

Overwatch
I hate almost all story games

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The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
I hate turn-based RPGs, grand strategy games. I refuse to play them. Final Fantasy, Pokemon, Civilization, etc. None of them are fun to me./spoiler]
I really like fighting games, but I'm shit at most of them except for Smash and Soul Calibur
I don't let a fanbase ruin a game for me. I enjoy Undertale, Overwatch, and TF2 and I fully acknowledge that the fanbases for them are terrible.
The only video game series I have a blind hatred for is Mass Effect. I hate Bioware and everything they put out.