This is Captain Falcon. He hasn't a game in well over a decade and lives off of his contract from Super Smash Brothers. Say something nice about him!
The evil forces will never get their hands on this belt. I'll keep winning!
>>381966158
He sucks and his game is shit
>>381966158
Forever he will be my hero
>no F-Zero/Metroid bounty hunting crossover
>>381966158
thanks for letting me dropzone knee so many shit falcos brah
Best character in smash
new game when?
Tonight is the night
Which one?
Your theme song's awesome
>>381966589
I'd play that shit.
>>381966771
Right
>Dr. Mario, I'm Captain Falcon
>>381966589
I think you mean
>no Samus appearing as a guest racer in her gunship in F-Zero
>>381966771
Left is better because he has a dick and psychic powers.
>>381966771
4 pecs and a 12-pack vs two guns, hmm, reminds me of Lamaj vs Erioiore.
>>381966158
Mute City sucks. Why don't you come over to the other tracks more often.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-SvxevJrso
>>381966158
It's okay Captain Falcon. People might actually remember you're an original character when the SNES mini releases.
>>381966693
After you poop in every toilet in the world.
>>381966992
You don't get to bring bros.
>>381967106
Is it coming with the comic book? Because if not I fail to see how.
My favorite IP suffered the same crossover-smothered fate, so I empathize with him.
>>381967245
>get the snes mini because I'm such a nerd lol
>start this F-Zero game
>some jank ass game about driving that don't even got koopas
>google it and find out the falcon punch guy was in it apparently
That's my predicted train of thought
>>381966158
At least he has a job
He's an okay Judge Dredd homage.
>>381966771
Left looks buff but right look imposing, like he is charge of the situation
> Star Fox 2 on the SNES mini
> No F-Zero 2
>>381967558
>2004 was the last time he raced