I'm worried I might be experiencing buyer's remorse.

Holy shit what is that water grass called

>>381939647

Aloe plant.

>>381939815
would it feel good on my weewee?

>>381939815
Nice, im gonna buy and eat some

>>381939416
>buys a game in a series when you didn't like the first two.
Has it crossed your mind that maybe Witcher isn't for you?

>>381939989

Not sure I'd do that. You can buy aloe water though, it's actually pretty good.

>>381939963

It's good for soothing sunburns, so I guess if you left your dick out in the sun too long, sure.

>>381939963
I'd imagine it'd be a bit cold but would eventually warm up and wrap around it.

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>that guy on /tv/ who fucked one of these plants

>>381939963
It's alright, but no better than normal lotion.
But don't ever jerk off with sunscreen.

>>381940168
elaborate

>>381940050
Nice poem, faggot

>>381939416
It only gets worse as you get stronger and use the alchemy system.

>>381939416

If you don't like the combat now, you won't like it later.

Personally, I found nothing terribly wrong with it. It can be clunky, and group battles tend to be where it falls apart, but practice makes perfect.

Also, playing on Deathmarch or Blood and Bones will force you to play a lot differently and actually utilize alchemy, bombs, and other shit instead of just running up on everything and spamming M1.

>>381940168
how do you fuck a plant

>>381939416
If you don't like Thing 1 or Thing 2, but still purchase Thing 3 and aren't having fun, why are you even fucking asking? People don't like Witcher for the combat. If you can't look past it, then refund it.

Refund it, the gameplay doesn't change.

It stays bad.

>>381939416
If you're playing it with mouse and keyboard, it's shit.
It's a third person action game. It controls a shitload better with a controller.

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>>381940284
>group battles

>>381940226
he said it was amazing until he accidentally pulled too far out and ripped his dick on the spines

but thanks to the healing properties of the plant it was healed a week later or something

>>381940425

Fighting Nekkers is a lot different than fighting soldiers who actively encircle you and attack all at once.

Keep on shitposting tho.

>>381940336
>>381940050
I worded it wrong, I liked Witcher 1.

>>381940482
fuk i'm thirsty

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>>381940561
Drink some water.

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>>381940517

>>381939963
it would be extremely painful

>get hurt around lip
>grandma put aloe on it
>accidentally taste it
Fucking gross

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I'm just going to leave these here for a sec guys, look at them ok?

>>381940530
>shitposting
How is posting an example of a group battle shitposting? I'm not even arguing, just posting a webm I saved of the game.

Stay assblasted over nothing though, tweeks.

>>381940684
For whom?

>>381940425

I remember having 5-6 bandits or knights encircled around me, hitting dodge for minutes before I even get a window to land one attack in.

Yrden is perfect for that shit though, I eventually learned.

>>381940530
Not different at all since you can parry and counter soldiers exactly the same way. Parrying also takes priority over other actions so as long as you parry at the right time, it will work.

Parrying is so fucking powerful in this game but W2 shitters don't care because they were indoctrinated to roll. You can even fucking parry and counter Detlaff.

>>381940704
>flip a pot of boiling water all over my arm making ramen noodles as a teenager
>mom go and grabs a piece off of like 5 different aloe veras
>coats my arm on the jelly shit
>tells me stop being a pussy
>makes me ramen
>arm still hurts like a motherfucker

https://youtu.be/7-TrY7GjdFY

1:16

>>381940956

Yeah but you can be attacked while parrying, which can stunlock you and let other enemies land hits on you.

On Deathmarch that shit is insta-death.

>>381940221
Why not?

>>381940826
for her

>>381941109
>>381940750

It's so fucking hot here, but looking at these pictures makes me feel so cool

thanks, /v/

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>This fucking thread

Can you fuckers tell me how to get into Witcher instead of posting liquids

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>>381941280
Make me

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>>381939963

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IF YOU CAN STILL REFUND IT DO SO. YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF 20 HOURS IN WAITING FOR THE GAME TO GET BETTER AND IT WON'T I DO NOT GET WHY PEOPLE LIKE THAT GAME I'VE PLAYED VISUAL NOVELS WITH BETTER GAMEPLAY

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>>381941035

>>381941280
maybe its just not your cup of tea
I don't like fps, period. I dont go around trying to make myself enjoy them I just buy other things.
But I enjoy medieval eurpose fantasy and eat shit like gothic witcher lotr and dragons dogma up

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BROOOOOOOOTHERRRRRRRRRR

>>381941035
oh my god

>>381941634
Again, I love Gothic 1, 2, Dragon's Dogma, LOTR, Witcher 1... I just don't feel amazed by Witcher 3. Maybe I am cherrypicking but I really want to get into it.

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>>381941732
LIQUID!

>>381940482
i remember i saw this during the winter when i had a fucking stuffed and really red nose and i had the opposite of a good feeling from it cause the redness on the plant looked like my nose and the running water just looked like my snot

>>381941817
>>381941536
>>381941409
>>381941315

why the fuck do first world countrys make their water look so gay for just fucking drink it normally not dress it up like its wedding

im literally dying of thirst

>>381939416
>Year of our lord 2340-323
>Fallin for le ebin overrated xD memegame
You deserve it, anon.

>>381942042
My family and friends liked that game. How can I not get into it, when even people who don't play regulary love it?

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>>381941979
Well, when you can afford fruit and clean water you just put two and two together.

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>>381939416
What is with the constant whining and complaining about Witcher gameplay?

It's third person combat, if you don't like games that don't give you instant win buttons don't stray far from Bethesda and Ubisoft.

>>381942180
life protip: people will usually say they like something just to avoid going against the current and will even go to lengths trying to honestly like it because they're too afraid of being alone or shunned in any form.

>>381942406
this desu I found both w2 and 3 combat to be really neutral and unoffensive.
Not SSS tier like DMC but still a league above bethesda shit

>>381941005
So you were poor and your family couldn't afford health insurance. Whoopity doo.

>>381942760
we were getting $900 a month in foodstamps but my mom was selling half of it every month 7 kids no jobs

>mfw someone near me puts a sliver of lemon in their waret instead of just juicing the lemon and stirring the juice thoroughly with ice water
Fucking degenerates

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVdhZwK7cS8

>>381943069
Funny how this song is actually about cheating on your spouse and not pina coladas

>>381939416
Never seen sliced aloe before. Looks cool as fuck.

OP I'm in a similar situation. Except I'm not a faggot like you.i loved the absolute fuck about every single thing in the witcher. It was the best fucking time spent playing a fantasy rpg. I got so hyped up when it finally came to an end and I didn't feel let down but I was excited to see the finale. I went straight to play witcher 2, and I watched the opening video and got so hype...then I realized I stepped in dog shit. Because that's what i was playing. Fucking dog shit. It's fucking terrible. And because I'm a masochist I'm playing on the second hardest difficulty. Why? Cuz fuck this game, I am the master. I literally can't wait til it's over.

>>381943245
But they were cheating on their spouse with their spouse and they fell back in love so it's okay.

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>>381939989
buy aloe drink instead

it comes in many flavors

manko is my favorite