*teleports behind ur counter* *eats ur cereal* *double flips

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Still mad, /v/?

>>381917854
works every time honestly

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>>381917821
>>381917854

Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.
So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.
-KL

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How do we fix Kai Leng?
Would turning him into a cute girl help?

>>381917652
What the fuck does nightwing have to do with video games.

>>381918446
Play Mass Effect 3 and find out.

>>381918446
>>381917652
So I looked it up and he eats Anderson's cereal, pisses in some vases and kills an autistic kid with a toothbrush.
I heard Deception was bad but holy shit. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA? Every one of their attempts at making him seem cool makes him come off an a dorky edgelord

>>381918209
You could start by removing him altogether.

>>381917652
Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.
So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death. Nothin' Personnel Kid
-KL

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Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually Drew Karpyshyn. He's busy tending to what's left of his game series.
So you survived our fight on Mass Effect 2. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire series is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Mass Effect needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last game. It ends with A, B or C.
-CH

>>381918664
He was written in the books to be an arrogant prick that's intended to be unlikable.
In the game he just winds up being edgelord supreme.

>>381918664
yeah and he eats the cereal because he's "an adrenaline junkie", apparently doing random shit while you wait for a target to come home is thrilling