Name a more forced vidya romance. I'm not even trolling

Can anyone tell me why Mario likes Peach?

>>381911578
didnt even happen in my play through

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>>381911578
>'haha well you know our race is proud to fuck all other races! by the way I'm a virgin'

>>381912515
lol

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>>381911578

>>381912414

Isnt it a Jane only thing? I think a new creative director took the reigns and he was secretly a Kennyfag.

>>381911578
that bitch from Metro Last Light, the very definition of a shitty tsundere.

>>381911578
How old is she at this point?

>>381912924

13. Her look at the end could be twenty fucking three though. Dumb ass character designers.

Tidus and Yuna

>>381912696
>Romance
That starts out as two fucked up people that just want to feel good.

>>381911578
>he thinks Mandy wasn't fucking Billy

>>381912515
>is very sheltered
>you may very well be literally the first man she met in years
>wants to fuck you right off the bat
Makes sense tbqh.

>>381913215
Don't forget that Shepard is a male model super soldier that oozes testosterone. It's no surprise any of the chicks on the crew want to fuck him.

He was the only boy around her age she'd met since Duck. She may be mature, but she's still a 13 year old and is bound to get crushes. Not saying I like I though since Gabe a shit, even Duck would have been better.

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>>381913210

Nah nigga, nah.

>the game forces Kate on you
>Eleanor isn't even an option

>>381913215
she literally got a charming prince on his brand new space ship come to her rescue

>>381913403

But Duck was literally retarded. That or hillbilly stupid

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But billy and mandy is a legit ship. Billy is the only person in the world who can tolerate mandy on the long run.

>>381913563
>all the asian women were villains

Weebs btfo

>>381911578
>Janefag

You get what you deserve for not following best man

>>381913746
Mandy is the kind of bossy bitch that never gets married and has at least 30 18 year old fuckbois ready to fuck while she is 40. Billy is more like his father.

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>>381913863
>psycho maniac
>best man

Please, tell me what you think would happen if Clem had lost AJ instead

>>381913916
Mandy doesn't strike me as the kind of person who would have sex for pleasure.
She would do it to continue her lineage, and would raise her children to be just like her.

>>381912823
literally necrophilia

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>Name a more forced vidya romance.
Okay.

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>>381914017
>An unironical Janefag

>not going for your kid first

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>>381914486
>cant refute

Good job, kennyfags

>>381911578
she didnt kiss him in my playthrough

>>381914423
>autistic disabled pilot that would fuck his own ship if he could
>btw joker the ship now has an AI
>'lemme just flirt a li-'
>btw joker our AI now has a sexbot body
>'SOMEONE HELP ME PULL DOWN MY PANTS'

they were just meant to be

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>>381911578
How do you get this to happen?
How does the kid even get beaten up that badly?

>>381914906

Get the Jane ending in s2 then go after Kate. He gets fucked in a car wreck and bit afterwards. Alot of people say it was just a sympathy kiss though

>>381914198
pretty much this

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>>381914612
>Need refute

The game itself is pretty explicit

>>381915220

Again, if CLEM lost AJ, you think Kenny wouldnt kill her too?

>>381915127
>Get the Jane ending in s2

I didn't keep my saves from s2 but how the hell is that related to these two kissing?

Well whatever, in my playthrough they still admitted to have a crush on each other

>>381915350

Theory is when Jane dies in s3 Clem basically becomes a whore with attachment issues since she keeps losing everyone, only difference between the Kenny ending is that she spent a good amount of time with a slut (Jane) who taught her its alright to know a guy for like a week than get pregnant by him.

>>381912823
Fucking this.

Literally nothing can top this retarded bullshit.

It goes:
>I'm a female cop who don't need no man, you're under arrest for murder after me and my black partner have been hunting you for the last few days.

>Actually everything that happened was due to Mayans or something, and I'm technically a zombie now.

>oh, okay I believe you even though you have given me no proof whatsoever. Since my partner just fucking left the story, you wanna fuck?

>Sure, my ex girlfriend that I was still in love with just died but whatever. Then you can help me kidnap a girl from a orphanage and I can have a retarded mid air kung fu battle with the head Mayan.

>Okay, we got the girl, now we have to fight the Mayans and fucking sentient AI's that literally came out of nowhere.

>I love you, let's fuck in this hobo hideout, since the homeless have been fighting the Mayan's and AI's or something.

>Okay.

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>>381915297
>SPECULATION
Janefags...

tbqh i think Kenny would've killed himself if it was Clem's fault. But, first, my guess is as good as yours. Second, Clem would have died for AJ

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>>381913095
as forced as the laughter

>>381916937

Tidus a cute, CUTE

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Buenos Dias Mandy

>>381913095
this

not only that but Yuna was an awful 1 dimensional character and her english voice is total ass

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>>381913916
wasn't mandy cripplingly terrified of getting married and becoming a housewife, like absolute worst nightmare terrified

>>381912284
Too much plumber porn in the 80's. It was almost the only genre of porn back then.

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>>381912515

That only makes choosing /therightgirl/ over her all the more sweet.

>>381914486
>3 years later following a terrible game
>kennyfags and janefags still fight

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>>381912823

this. 100% this.

>>381912515
>clings to you in 1
>goes on an eternal period in 2
>horribly written and bitchy in 3

Worst choice of my entire life. Give me Tali, fuck.

>>381913215
>Makes sense

TEACH ME HOW TO LOVE, MIGHTY HUMAN MAN

it makes sense for a porno plot

I came in here expecting Mandy porn. Where the fuck is it my niggeors.

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>>381920190

For one I am not your nigger. Two you are a pedo and a faggot end your life son good job

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>>381920616
I was talking about the aged up thick Mandy that gets posted here all the time. I don't think I've ever seen porn of regular Mandy. But feel free to post that too.

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Doesn't get more forced than this

>>381921154
It's completely organic and well written if you actually bother playing the game

>>381921709
No, I don't like it so it's forced

>>381921709
Except it's not. Girls don't flirt with antisocial guys no matter how attractive they are. Squall would have died alone in reality. It was a story meant for the antisocial neets who play it, so they can self insert into a story where they'd actually get something without being outgoing

>>381914423
Giving EDI a robot body was a fucking terrible idea, it just reeks of wanting to appease the normalfags that thought that falling in love with a literal spaceship was "eww creepy"

Christ just fuck this game.

>>381911578
>Name a more forced vidya romance.
Jim and Kerrigan.

It literally killed any chance for a new starcraft game in the future

>>381921895
Rinoa flirted with Squall because she found out about the rivalry with Seifer. After Seifer dumped her ass she figured she'd make him jealous by fucking Squall, of course Seifer doesn't care because he got the sorceress to be his mommy gf. It's all very realistic.

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>>381922531
also, leaving behind the information that she already knew who Squall was because she is the one making a contract with Seed for the Timber mission.

>>381914198
No way, they'd be a threat to her
She'd procreate to create servants

>>381916937
IT WAS FORCED ON PURPOSE BECAUSE THEY WERE GOING ON A SUICIDE QUEST

>>381916937
This is kinda believable considering she was heading for certain death and probably has never had any romantic experience with another man, notice how in the Macalania kissing scene she's on the verge of tears.

>>381922264
Why shouldn't EDI use a robotic body that she can control to get closer with her crew?

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>>381913095
More like Wakka and Lulu.

>>381922264
Didn't the original EDI model have a vagina outline that they patched out?

>>381921794
Nice logic anon.

>>381911578

>race mixing

Glad I never paid the Bernie supporting subhumans at Tell Tale a single cent. Ever.

>>381921895
>Girls don't flirt with antisocial guys
I can tell you from experience that that is not true. & I'm average looking as fuck anon.

>>381911578
>Hey how about a 13 year old fucking an older man
Fucking disgusting

>By the way, I'm not japanese
Game of the year ;_;

>>381923906

t. Guy dating landwhale

>>381918609
BART GET OUT, I'M PISS!

>Name a more forced vidya romance.

Someone hasn't played Bravely Second.

>>381923739
The dude is white though. Fucking coloured women is a proud white tradition, just look at colonialism

>>381923998

What game?

>>381923393
Because the concept of the ship itself interacting with the crew is a thousand times more interesting and could've led to some interesting drama and character development.

>>381921154
USED

GOODS

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>>381911578
>mfw Janefags turned Clementine into a huge slut

Kenny wins again

>>381924236
Well how would that be played out then? And why is your idea a thousand times more interesting?

>>381924487
>Well how would that be played out then?
Like in ME2, it worked perfectly well in that game.
>And why is your idea a thousand times more interesting?
It was Bioware's idea in ME2 to have EDI chained to the ship, I just wanted to see it expanded in ME3 because I really enjoyed her.

>>381924487
>Well how would that be played out then?
The Joker mission in ME2 was pretty good and the interactions with EDI were nice

>>381924771
And having her having the ability to control a robot makes it less interesting because?

>>381911578
>It would be like Mandy fucking Billy in The Grim Adventures. Makes no sense.
Actually, that seems like it would make sense.

>>381913095
>You can go for Rikku or Lulu at every given opportunity, the game even changes a few things depending on hidden affection levels
>It makes no fucking difference in the end, and Tidus still wants to fuck the wet fish who is apologetic for even existing

>>381912515

There probably was a civil war over Jarvik's cock.

>>381925006
Because it gave a face and a body to what's essentially a bodiless conscience. Humans fucking robots has been explored countless times, humans falling in love with immaterial AIs has been explored in the movie "Her" and probably some other things I can't remember now.

The jokes and situations just write themselves too.

>>381925290
Why shouldn't the immaterial AI use her ability to control a robot body to get closer with her romantic interest?

>>381921895
>Girls don't flirt with antisocial guys no matter how attractive they are.

So why in the fuck do girls flirt with me, then? I'm not particularly social and I'm certainly not the most attractive guy.

>>381925465
The problem is that it wasn't played from that angle, it was played from the angle of a robot. ME2 did their fledging affection better than ME3 ever did, not to mention seeing the holographic blurb speak with a sexy voice and flicker to simulate speech was charming in its own way.

Whatever, I liked ME2's EDI a whole lot better than 3's EDI. Might be due to the fact that 3's writing was inferior, might be the fact the model had a robovagina, I've got vidyagames to play.

>>381915297

Hell no, Kenny likes Clem.

>>381915778

David Cage doesn't do subtle.

Or coherenr

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>spends entire game making fun of you
>decides she loves you at the end and gets pregnant
Was this romance slower paced in the books?

>>381912823
So accurate it hurts.

>>381926731
>"D-don't look at my ass, Squirrel."

She wanted you bad.

>>381919041
I think part of it was because she was married to erwin

>>381918609
https://youtu.be/Bn-ZhDY_6L8

>>381926731
It's called being tsundere.
Girls do that shit sometimes, it's weird.

>>381913095
You could easily add a few of the FF couples:
>Rinoa and Squall
>Serah and Snow

>>381912823
It was just as bad in Heavy Rain with Ethan and Madison.

>>381915778
That story didn't take a downturn towards the end so much as it plunged into an abyss.

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>>381914423

Gabe a cute

CUTE

>>381911578
Stupid Gabə cucks, thəy arə ablə to idəntify with that ədgy təən, in əvəry singlə playthrough I makə, I kill thə littlə shit.

Meryl and the shitter

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>>381915778
That was the final nail in Indigo Prophecy's coffin for me. The cop is probably Cage's best female character and she suddenly decided she was into Mayan Zombie Neo at the last minute after hunting him down the entire game?

It was hilariously awkward.

>>381918609

Fucking lmao, more please

>>381926731
game?

>>381933147
This. Also Venom and Quiet.

>>381933725
Metro Light Light

>>381923053
No one understands that on /v/.

They enjoy this forced meme.

Let them be Anon.

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>>381911578
The romance in Force Unleashed made me chuckle. It's a pure example of "there's one female character in this story so clearly she loves the protagonist who talked to her twice."

>>381934072

I hate this fucking meme so much. Purposefully used tropes are the epitome of cancer to creativity

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>>381923393
>>381924236
Yeah, I wasn't completely opposed to her having a body. But I preferred their banter while she was a part of the ship. And the immediate focus on her body being used for sex came across as pretty darn awkward.

Joker's falling in love with a machine, and no one questions it or contemplates what that means beyond whether or not his disability can handle grinding against someone made of metal.

>>381933865
Thanks mate.

>>381911578
>It would be like Mandy fucking Billy in The Grim Adventures.
Wasn't there an episode or two where that was hinted at?

>>381934775
They were like 10

>>381934181

Chloe and Max wasn't all that forced.

I mean it was pretty much going to go that way anyway.

>>381934813
God dammit. Meant to ask if there was an episode where romantic feelings were hinted at now I'm probably on some list.

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>>381911578
these two. No chemistry whatsoever.

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>>381934181
Honestly, people wouldn't call this a romance if the devs didn't include the fanservice kiss at the end (for no reason) and people weren't autistic enough to equate platonic friendship with romance. They literally do nothing romantic util right at the end (besides the dare kiss, which meant nothing and wasn't followed up on).

>>381911578
>make sure Gabe dies
>Clementine doesn't even touch him

I really wanted to save David, Gabe, but you made me take this path.

>>381926731
eye contact, body language, teasing/mocking, etc.

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Can't get more forced than Geralt and Triss in TW2

It's not enough that the game keeps pushing you towards it, you literally don't even have a choice in the matter.

>>381935436
That's because it's integral to the plot. You're playing as Geralt, and until he gets his memories of Yenn back halfway through the plot, Triss is his main woman

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>>381934947
That's the point. 2B goes out of her way to kill any chance of chemistry with current 9S.

>>381911578
You ever played the Indigo Prophey/Fahrenheit?

>>381914906
Gabe dies if you and Clementine both go with Kate.

>>381935436
It starts with them waking up after fucking, clearly the romance has happened off-screen.

>>381934610
>Purposefully used tropes are the epitome of cancer to creativity
You mean when games try to embrace a trope to be satirical, or when they know an idea is poorly developed or overused but they roll with it anyway because they can't be arsed to change up the formula?

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>>381918609
came here looking for this

thanks, anon.

>>381935058
>He's out of HIS MIND!

The emphasis is weird here, shouldn't it be

>He's OUT of his MIND!

>>381936507

How else were we supposed to know whose mind he was out of?

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Why was this game so fucking shit and boring, btw.?

2 >>>>> 1 >>>>>>>>>>>>> 3

2 was most adventurous and atmospheric with Kenny being the best character in the franchise.

>>381911578
How does this shit even happen? Didn't happen in my story.

Probably only happens when you make a fucking retard decision and you're deserving this shit writing as a punishment for your shit decision. Same as people deserving Jane for killing Kenny.

>>381937121
>How does this shit even happen? Didn't happen in my story.
>Probably only happens when you make a fucking retard decision and you're deserving this shit writing as a punishment for your shit decision. Same as people deserving Jane for killing Kenny.
HAHAHAHA. I was actually even TOO right. You literally have to choose Jane to even get this shit.

LOL

>>381937121
Jesus, the Kenny vs. Jane shitposting wars really clouded your memory if you think S2 was better than S1 or good in any way.

>>381937375
>tfw Clem is a total cumdump in s4 Janefag playthroughs

>>381937495
GOTY

>>381937412
Lasting appeal is what makes it better for me since I picked Kenny and then got rewarded with a realitic and extremely emotional ending that I found a lot better than the boring, predictable season 1 ending. The entire last episode was intense as fuck. The last season 1 episode meanwhile was incredibly boring with boring locations.

>>381937945
So my assessment was exactly right, got it.

>>381921154
Whatever

>>381938178
Probably not since you can't even pose an argument and just base your entire validity on vocal sovereignty which is usually what idiots do.

>>381911578
They made her a dyke? Glad I stopped after the first season

>>381912696
she spent months taking care of him, I don't see the wrong thing about it

>>381938485

Gabe's a guy

but in the end she they give her a butch haircut and carpetmuncher "n-no way im just a tomboy" clothes

>>381912696
1.They were the two hottest people in their group.
2.She took care of him for a year or something.

>>381938416
They wasted/ruined Kenny by denying him any sort of character arc.
His inability to face his grief and rage doesn't get any real analysis or closure, it just evaporates after killing Jane and magically finding a place his only direction for was "North."
There was greater potential for him as the lead over Clem, even.
If the writing were better and focused more strongly on a core cast of Clem, Kenny, and a third character (Luke/Jane/Carver) then it could have been great.
But what we got was an incredibly shoddy story that wastes a bulk of its time and lacks focus.


>>381938485
It's a boy.
A total cunt, but still a boy.

>>381939375
T-that's not a burrito...

sauce

>>381939414
I've never wanted to die more than when i saw this

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>>381939375
>Feet
DIAMONDS

>>381939375
She's supposed to be like 13.

This isn't me being a moralfag, this is a comment on how badly designed she is.

>>381939279
>His inability to face his grief and rage doesn't get any real analysis or closure
Yeah, it's just like the entire pivot of half the season and people don't talk about anything else. What you want? A narration? A character who is a psychologist? Or the pscho and the little girl just spontaneously resolving his issues?

>But what we got was an incredibly shoddy story that wastes a bulk of its time and lacks focus.
Then I'm sure you could name more things that are truly awful besides three things that are kinda stupid and super subjective.

And I'm not saying 2 is great. I just don't think 1 was very good.

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>>381939375
christ

>>381939516
>>381939797
>>381939937
>>381940386

What was it?

>>381941154
First person shot Clem from the end of S3 sucking dick and making eye contact.