>queue up >game found >see this >alt f4 right away

>>381875397
Eichenwalde is very fun but Hollywood can suck a dick.

Eichenwalde is fine. It's no Hanamura, I tell you.

none of the maps are that bad, they all have many good strats

>Prepare your defences!
Instapick Junkrat
>Prepare to attack!
>Quit

It's that simple

Eichenwalde ain't even that bad now that they made the choke for point A better.

Lunar is the new cancer. They managed to make a 2CP map that as unbalanced as Hanamura except in the attacker's favor. It's like they're actually trolling us.

>>381875456
Hanamura is one of my faves fuck off

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>Instalock Widow
>Mute everyone on my team and mute all-chat
>Teammates continue to sperg out thinking that I'm in chat and can hear them or read what they type but I actually can't
>Enjoy the game
It's that simple.

>>381875695
Point A on Horizon is the best designed piece of map in the game (from gameplay perspective, it's aesthetics are shit)
It has nice defensive positions but no single Reinhardt-sized choke, several flanks to the point and pathways to defenders.

Point B is either a snowball bait or pure cancer.
It's like they built it for the previous defence timers, but the forgot they changed them.

>>381875835
I mean, hearing my team tilt actually feeds me but to each their own.

>>381875804
But you cannot deny that it's weighted towards defence. Attacking the second point is a borderline Sisyphean task.

>>381875835
>being a literal faggot who instalocks
Let me guess "elo hell"?

>>381875835
It sure is fun to miss all the time, then land one lucky headshot and run around in glee as the word "defeat" appears on your screen.

>>381875941
>no single Reinhardt-sized choke

Stairs

Problem with point A is that the best defensive position is the high ground on the mezzanine and that leaves too many routes open. You have to fight on point and that has the same issues as point B with too many routes to guard. It's a complete clusterfuck of a map.

>>381875397

>I want to like this game but why does it keep giving me the shit maps?

Thats because the game barely has any maps to choose from.

But there is loads of skins! Buy our lootboxes!

>>381876281
The overlook is still a superb defensive position.
Attackers can't get past unnoticed and you can dictate how and where you take a teamfight. Worst case, you can easily jump onto the point.

Stairs are Reinhardt's worth nemesis desu. I completely gave up playing him on this map because every ult gets eaten by fucking stairs.

>>381875397
Worst map is Volskaya

Eichenwald just has an unfortunate start

Everything else >>>>Temple of Anubis >Eichenwald > Volskaya

Ilios is top tier

>>381876014
That makes it fun

>>381875397
>overwatch is running
>alt +f4

>>381875397
>I want to like this game but why does it keep giving me the shit maps?
Because-- as we've been telling you for ages-- it's a shit game.

>>381877009
Valskaya has a flank on the first choke.
This alone puts it leagues ahead of Anubis

>>381876065
>Masters screenshot
>Elo hell
There is no such thing as elo hell. Once I hit Masters for that bonus at the end of the season I do whatever I want and enjoy the game.