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I'm done with the Souls series.
Call me a casual all you want but frankly, those games are fucking garbage.
First I started with Demon's Souls, the most niche since it appears only
on PS3 so I expected a certain level of quality... I was wrong.
Almost immediately the game dissappoints me on it's delivery, the character rather than running slides, making him look like an autist on rollerblades. Very irrealistic for
a game that gets namedropped for the "awesum atmosphere!!!!".
I got killed by the huge "boss" monster and "blahblah ur supposed to huehuehue", well get fucked, it's shit.
I manage to understand how to enter stages after 10 minutes of running around with no indications whatsoever despite there being like five people there. Apparently it's a hub-world kind of deal (1999 called they want their mechanics back).
Long story short, I got literally killed like 60 times and apparently I was supposed to reach a boss...
This game isn't "hardcore" it's plain frustrating, it isn't "atmosferic" because graphics and movement
feel like they are ripped from a PS1, it isn't "fun" unless you hate yourself but still need that sweet nerd cred to feel validated.
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This isn't over though I said to myself maybe Dark Souls will be better so I download it from
Steam and apparently it's stuck at 30 FPS for some reason (crysis, metro, prey all work like a charm so
dont try to point at my PC because yours might aswell be a fucking portable fridge compared to this tiger.
Now I tell you what, even if I pretended the FPS businness was nothing (hint: it's a HUGE deal and if you're a gamer you know that) the game itself gave you a fucking broken sword at the beginning that deals as much damage as a toothpick.
At that point I was already mad, then I get to this boss (it had a huge healthbar so I guess it was a boss)
and it kills me and kills me and kills me without me being able to do any substantial damage until I fucking Alt+F4,
shred the printed steam code and put the game where it belongs: on the window's trash can. Never again will I listen to wannabe fags
getting their kicks out of this virtual cuckoldry you call a game.
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>>381875174
>This whole post
Unironically git gud
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>>381875130
Dark Souls is and always will be an overhyped meme game.
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This is a good pasta.
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Anon, you appear to have mistaken /v/ for your personal blog. May I direct you to somewhere people give a fuck?
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These games are really not that hard when you realize it's just simple pokes and dodges.
The newer ones however I can see you arguing losing it's luster, as they haven't innovated much, turning to just focusing on more reactionary rolling without really expanding on it's combat in any meaningful way, and retreading the same themes and settings.
If it isn't your thing, big fucking deal. You don't have to like something many others enjoy, despite it's flaws.
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>>381875174
>when OP doesn't gud the gud
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>60 times in the first level
Your bait is too over the top and unbelievable, nobody is that bad kek
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>>381875130
>I'm done with the Souls series.
Good, so is FROM
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>>381875130
literally everyone that complains about souls, somehow in my eyes comes off as salty fuck thats stuck on some part, if you're dying 60 times in one area then.. may allah have mercy on me for saying this but git gud.
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