Carl now replaces the MC of the last game you played. How

Help me Carl! Heeeellllp!

"I can't do shit about it so uhhh just try your best and look pretty"

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>Uh yeah, that's uh real nice... Space Broccoli.... NOW GET IN THE FRIGGIN' BAG

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just go away... go away you freak

>ever oasis
Not sure, probably just talk about those mermaid titties

Last game I played was Rocket League. How does that work?

friggin bumpo

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>>381856786
>fallout 2
>Carl makes it to New Reno in the Highwayman and comes back two screens later
>What happened to my friggin car

>>381858883
he drives the car you main.

>>381856786
it dont matter

none of it matters

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>'Ay, Hawkman, you ever think of what the blind chick looks like naked?
>What?
>yeah Ludleth said Fire keepers are like, friggin stacked under them dresses.

It don't matter. None a this matters.

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>>381856786
>WHO DID THIS TO MY FREAKIN' HOARD?

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Yeah yeah I'll get ya your friggin money Sonny now will you please GET OFF MY ASS

Uncharted with Carl would be amazing.

>Alright let's go find this friggin' lost city or whatever, I don't care.

>>381862865
What if it turns out that Carl is Nate's cousin?

>>381856786
>Super Hexagon

Carl is now the tiny arrow and yells at all the Hexagon sides that are trying to smash him. He likes the music though.

>>381863127
well first you fasten a noose. then you kill yourself

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Nothing changes.

>>381856786
>Disgaea 5
Seraphina: Hey there, wanna join my fight against Demon Emperor Void Dark?
Carl: Demon Emper-what? Look gorgeous, you're friggin' hot, okay? I'm prolly gonna rub one out to you later. But I gotta--
Seraphina: Balor Gaze!
Carl: ...Wait, what the hell was I doing? Oh, yeah, I was, like doing whatever the shit you were saying or something.

>Furi
Hey hey, rabbit man! So we killing the jailers or what

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He goes hollow

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>>381863127

>>381866554
>implying the quest for getting inbetween Gwenevere's motherly melons wouldn't keep him from going hollow

>>381856786
>Hyperdimension Neptunia ReBirth
help

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Yo Kain check out my friggin' wings, they are friggin awes-AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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>>381866732
holy shiet you're right.

>>381856786
>That fuck are these eyes doin' flyin' around?
>If you the frickin' guide then do some damn guidin'.
>WHY THE FUCK IS THE OLE MAN'S SKELETON FIFTY TIMES BIGGA THAN HIM?
>You know, the naked tree lady ain't that bad.

The last game I played doesn't have an MC
What happens?

>>381866836
kek

I can't decide if I want Carl to replace Talion or the Uruk captains in Shadow of Mordor.

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>The Binding Of Isaac

>>381856786
>Persona 5
>In Kamoshida's place

"Jamal-kun what are you doing behind those gross pillars?"

"Yea hol' on a sec."

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>>381858883

"friggin uh- unity morph or whatever"
"are you seein these big blue bazongas green dude?"

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>Doomslayer

Would unironically grab a Carl mod for D44M

>>381867053
>I know you, Carl... You are worthy...
>You a Giants fan too or something?

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>hey Ripto I gotta couple of orbs for ya right here
>Hey Elora ya know you ain't the only one round here with the lower half of a donkey know what I'm sayin?

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>RIme

>why am I on this fuckin' island? 'dis ain't AC

que six hours of him running around trying not to get eaten by birds and raped by ghosts before he kills the fox following him around and returning to his childhood bedroom again where he confronts his father

but seriously RIME works as an ATHF episode, just because of the abstract nature of it

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>Kingdom hearts II

>bus simulator

yeah, I could see carl being an NJT driver

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"I'm gonna take ya freakin' head and shove it so far up that guy's ass"

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>>381868094

get on asshole we're going to jamacia

>>381867667
>Well there goes my summer vacation, assholes.

Mirror's Edge.

Instead of running he'd just go down to the first floor, walk over and come back up like the fatass he is.

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Well, it wouldn't be an easy run.

Dark Souls 3
> it's hilarious

WHY WON'T YOU LET ME STAY DEAD GOD!
I mean, like, this shit happens like once a week, but not EVERY 5 FREAKIN' MINUTES!
Oh... Uh, hello there Mr large zombie man. Nice axe ya got there. What is it, like eight feet-OH GOD!
> invaded by xxXX420RiotXXxx
No no no no. Come on man, I was THIS close to the bonfire. Can't you just let me by?
> silent invader ponders a moment
> stabs Carl in the gut
Yeah, fuck you too pal

Shake, have you seen Carl?
Yeah, he got sucked into the cursed game console. The one YOU got used at the flea market! Meatwad's guiding him through it. Shows A LOT of promise. Maybe. I stopped watching after thirty three attempts at Index Gun-deer. I mean, beat him or get out, right?!

>>381858056
Top kek, perfect image

>>381856786
>Nier Automata
Now, would he replace 2B or 9S?

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>>381864520
Hell, there's a Carl cosmetic set for Heavy.

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Carl

>>381869665
9S.

Just imagine route C.

>>381858056
The hole should be on the top.

Super Carl Odyssey, haven't played a game since.

>>381868974
Autism the post

>>381870034
You act like you've never seen the show.

Oh what am I saying, there's a shit ton of underage here.

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>100% Orange Juice

Don't know if he just gets Kai's stats or what. Because he gets to be one of the main four, the sound pack now has him cussing out other players. Anytime he dies, it's an explosion of blood before he inevitably comes back eventually.

Hyper is "I wanna rock your body (Til the break of dawn)" in which he tries to woo over one of the female characters, usually failing.

>>381856786
Fallout: New Vegas
>'Ey why're they frickin' chasing me with pool cues?
>Holy SHIT, those are the biggest goddamn wasps I've ever seen!
>(Ulysses talks about bears 'n shit)
>Uhh, yeah. Whatever man, I just wanna get outta this shithole

>>381870165
I have seen the show, Fryman. Your post is literal cancer.

>Cold Steel
Idk he'd just be Rean trying to get Instructor Sara drunk and bang her I guess.

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So, how does that exactly works?
He replaces all 5 of them or just one?
Or maybe he replaces Odin?

>>381870501
He replaces the one that makes it funnier.

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>>381870241
>Hyper: I Wanna Rock Your Body ('Til the Break of Dawn)
>Effect: Choose a female character and attempt to seduce into giving you all their stars. Both characters roll a die. If Carl's roll is at least 2 points higher, he gets half the opponent's stars. If the opponent roll is at least 2 points higher, they get half of Carl's stars. If both rolls are the same, Carl gets all of their stars and the opponent is knocked out.

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>EY WHO YOU CALLIN' A BRAINLESS BIMBO YOU FRIGGIN' IDIOT
>Yeah, okay, let's go get some friggin' ice cream or whatever, Joshua.

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>>381870924
>use hyper on another character after Sham uses her hyper

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>>381856786
>played Wario Land 2
Not much changes really

>>381870301
Wasn't my post, Cup. Just pointing out your underage faggotry.

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>Dark Souls
Hello lady or gentleman of the house my name is insert name here and I am the one and only chosen undead- oh man, THE SERPENTS ALREADY TALKED TO YOU DIDNT THEY

>>381871282
pfft

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Carl's a perfect fit for the world of LISA. Whether he'd be a playable party member or an enemy is up for debate. Either way works, though.

>>381867445
>ey, look, Sam-man, I don't care if she looks like she skinned Optimus Prime and then OD'ed on botox. Dis here super shotgun's goin bang bang in that old British cooch if it's the last thing I friggin do.
>Carl she's unstable and has made a pact with Hell.
>And so did that crazy ass cheap hooker I met out on the south side of Newark last week, okay? Look, it's been years since I've gotten laid consenually without money or drugs of some sort involved, and this broad seems desperate enough. Don't screw this up for me.

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>Postal 2

Your entire vault will die of thirst if Carl doesn't manage to find the water chip.

Carl takes 5 footsteps outside the cave and dies from a pack of giant radscorpions

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>>381867645
I laughed

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jesus christ

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>>381873893
Perfect

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>>381874238
>yfw

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So I finally dumped that old bag. Free and single man again, you hear me. Ready for some fresh action! But she dumped me with her kid who is totally cramping my style. So I'm like "Hey, let's go check out some cliffs."

>That's right, I just killed that mook. Take me back to the friggin pleasure pit with those psycho triplets.

TONIGHT

Final Fantasy XV

>Hey Cindy,you wanna service my regalia? Hahaha TONIGHT

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>What's that? Kill sixteen a' these friggin' colossuses? Lemme wake dis broad up right now, 'cos I got somethin' COLOSSAL waitin' for her! Ehehehe.

>>381867667
Does Carl even have any darkness in his heart?

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>>381874238
>>381874668
Fuck me, my sides!

Crash Bandicoot 2

Oh god, protect Coco at all costs.