>you'll never be a Japanese high school student playing

But you can already play PS1 games, watch anime during winter under a kotatsu without being Japanese.

>>381856538
How old are you

>>381856538
>you'll never be a Japanese high school student
Whew, dodged that bullet

>>381856538
>kotatsu
I really prefer normal central heating

>>381856538
>you will never be a Japanese salaryman who spent his entire childhood studying and spends every waking moment of his day dedicated to his job and his boss
feels good

>>381858129
>You will never be a Japanese salaryman being on top of the food chain doing whatever you want with your slaves only to be murdered by one of the cattle who lost control of himself, but then meet with a superior being telling you he's a god but you being a FedoraLord outright rejecting him causes butthurt and you get reincarnated in NotWW1 timeline as a magic loli.

Feelsbad tbqh.

>>381856538
>Japanese
>winter break
ahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaaaaaaa~~

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>>381858129
>tfw you will never be a japanese salaryman who gets to drink sake and eat yakitori every night with bro co-workers

>>381857989
more like train lol

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>>381856538
I don't care, i like my tiny comfy city with a population of ~70k people.

>you'll never be a Japanese high school student
thank god, that sounds very stressful

>>381858129
Working feels rewarding anon, you should try.

>>381856538
>Kotatsu
https://exhentai.org/g/1025260/8f88ce1723/

>>381856538
>You'll never be expected to work your ass off in a japanese high school and get home at 6:00 every day.

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>>381859568
t. porko

I fucking love anime and Japanese video games but fuck actually being Japanese, you can't even smoke weed. Just buy a kotatsu and play pretend, I've got a couch with my TV in front of me feeling pretty comfy.

>>381860105
>smoke weed
kys degenerate

>>381860105
DUDE

>tfw can't own a kotatsu without looking like a fucking weeaboo putz

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>>381859568
>Working feels rewarding

>implying the reward centers of my brain function properly
>implying anything feels rewarding

>>381859280
>interact with the same people for 8+ hours (probably a lot more since they're japanese)
>spend the little free time you have interacting with them some more

Sounds dreading and boring beyond belief.

>>381860419
>implying anyone but the feds are going to enter your room

>>381860159
>>381860349
Fuck off lawfags, if I wanted to meme I would have mentioned meth habit. Sheltered people is what's wrong with
Japan.

>>381856538

>You will never be foreign exchange student in Japan living through Japanese high school life while being surrounded by all comfy japanese stuff and at the same time not to be expected to do anything stressful like from the native.


Feels bad