So apparently Mario can turn into a realistic t-rex in the new super mario odst game
FUCKIN EPIC XD
>turn into
No anon. Mario mind-raped that trex. The blue eyes represent the trex's corruption.
>>381854004
does this prove that white males are corrupt :O
>>381854102
>Italian midget
>white
choose one
>actually has gameplay unlike your Sony movies
Yes, OP, that is epic.
>>381854172
exactly, italians are nothing more than north-african rape offspring
Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
>>381854768
I wonder if the T-Rex will actually attack Mario, or will it always be sleeping when you're not in control.
Mario has been swallowed by giant fish, but being chased and chomped by a realistic T-Rex seems a little too violent for Mario.
>>381853064
>being edgy unironically
kys
>>381853064
>XD
Fuck off
I'd much rather have him ride it so I could finally have pic related on a game
Stop having fun, Mario!
>>381853064
>realistic
>no feathers
>>381855407
Actually, the t-rex didn't have feathers. But at least you got Anjanath in MH World, right?
>>381855332
>mario is ALSO wearing sneakers
>>381853064
>odst
you are silly
>>381853064
You could die in your sleep tonight and the last thing you would have done is shitpost and jack off
>>381853064
>super mario odst
Man, Nintendo has really run out of ideas to make a crossover this insane.
>>381856493
not a bad way to go
>>381853064
nigger, that's a koopa
>>381856146
>>381856604
Feet First into Wahoo
>>381855121
>>381855204
u mad? XD
oh shit I can see the sjw headlines already
"How super mario odyssey shows that white men want to control everything, and why that's a problem"
"Here's why you shouldn't play super mario odyssey.. it encourages white supremacy"
>>381853064
What is Anjanath doing in Mario?
>>381859458
please go back
>>381860942
tfw been here since 2009
>>381854768
Switch fags still upset Sony wins again.
>>381862496
> Sony
> A company that wins
Would you like to pick one now anon? Sony is worse than shitty Microsoft and PC combined
>>381860942
why are the le epic 4channers so against people posting on their phones?
>>381862783
I have no problems posting via phone, though newfags constantly spamming "Haha, sounds like someone needs to go back to (((Leddit))) XXXXDDDD" is getting old.
We get it, you dumped your ex.
i think the final boss should be t-rex mario vs bowser
>>381862783
They don't really hate the idea of phoneposting. The hate is more toward certain types of users it that are attracted to use of posting on a phone here. Mostly these are retarded newfags who they use it evade a ban from their low tier shitposting. It's less likely to happen now because Gook has blocked most access on phones unless they buy a 4chan pass. Could be area based, but I do know many States are affected.
>>381863421
Gook should rangeban Canada because the majority of the most notorious shitposters are from there somehow.
the best thing about nintendo is that it's impervious to cynicism
>>381853064
Seriously, what explanation could Nintendo go with that WOULDN'T make this all creepy as fuck?
>>381853064
>that
>realistic
>>381853064
wish he can turn into monster hunter world
>>381855934
>the t-rex didn't have feathers
It almost surely did.
>>381864974
feather fags need to stop ruining every dino thread
>>381865065
Scalefags need to let go of the past and accept that Jurassic Park-esque dinos never existed
>>381865656
stop being wrong or you'll die
>>381853064
I feel like this is some kind of new ironic shitposting, but you're right it's TOTALLY AWESOME XD
>>381860942
I can guarantee most of the "phoneposters" are just the regular posters lurking when they aren't at their computer
>>381854172
>le Italians aren't white meme
ebin
>>381862496
>Sony wins again.
... How? Didn't Nintendo's value just surpass that of ALL of Sony?
>>381867735
Come on wop we know better
>>381853064
>>381854102
I want shitposters to go away
>>381853064
>Realistic
Nope
>>381853064
I like how it has a little mustache. Cute :3
>>381854172
why would they make him being a midget canon? why would they want mario to be smaller than a fire hydrant? I think the average midget height is actually taller than mario.
>>381853064
Ya... apparently all nintendo had to do was show another gameplay trailer to a game everyone knew about and add a dino thats style clashes horribly with mario's cartoony style and people say nintendo won e3.
>>381853064
Spoiler alert. The T-rex is Yoshi.
>>381868628
>Implying everyone is talking about the dinosaur and not everything else they're excited about
kick yourself
>>381862919
Butthurt redditor.
>>381867524
Yet they are unfairly judged. God forbid someone who is addicted to 4chan wants to lurk and post away from their computer. Let us waste our lives.
>>381853064
>Realistic
>No feathers
>>381872951
Precisely. Big dinos have no feathers.
>>381870306
Oh i'm sorry. What else are they excited about? A metroid logo for a game that prob wont be out by next years e3?
>>381854961
Find them closer to spics than niggers myself but yeah not much better. Same goes for the Greek