>mediiocre reviews >barely any porn >no streamers >barely

>>381847987
>first r34 artists ignored the girls in #FE
>now a severe lack of Twintelle r34

I swear to fucking God, these people need to get their shit together.

take out 3 person FFA
make picking colors less retarded
let players buy their arms instead of gamble for them
make the game less campy
more characters
more stages
either buff punch or nerf grab damage. Preferably buff punches to prevent timeouts
give out money faster
explain shit better
nerf ice and electric

That's about it

YOU FUCK OFF RIGHT NOW THIS HAS SOLD MORE COPIES THAN ANY UNLICENSED FIGHTING GAME IN THE PAST SEVEN 970 YEARS

>a nintendo console isn't able to sell anything other than mario or zelda

I'm shocked!

>>381849275
>take out 3 person FFA

If only this would happen. It's so fucking stupid to get double teamed.

>>381849275
>>381849606

I get mad about all of this stuff while I'm playing like
>damn this is so bullshit!!!

then i remember what game im playing and stop giving a shit.

this game shouldnt be taken seriously. its just -fun-.

It's a shame because they had an idea but it lacked a real concept outside of "Punchout but 3D".
Might have done better if they merged another genre with the gameplay to make it fresh.

Kinda unrelated, but 1.1 is out. It's got spectator mode and LAN.

>>381849827
It's nothing like punch out. And they already did a punch out in 3D so...yeah.

It outsold sfv. In a week.

Keep crying though.

>>381847987
It's a flop and I'm ok with that. Nintendo needs to learn the hard way to stop focusing on gimmicky shit. Who even asked for this when Smash already exists?

>>381850270
Give me the same game again Nintendo! No new ideas! Only my Marios and Metroids or I'll get very very angry!

>>381849807
>ranked mode
>don't take it serious :^)
pick one

>>381850270
It's weird. We normally hear horror stories from Nintendo devs trying to make new IPs and Miyamoto comes in and tells them to start over several times. Yet a flawed concept like ARMS apparently got away scot free. RIP Iwata Asks for giving us the full story though]/spoiler]

I'm just angry because now I'm rank 7 and I'm losing most matches because I haven't found my best character, arm combination, and what tactics to use. Not getting good is what makes you lose interest.

>>381847987
I haven't played much of the game yet but I'm so bad at Arms... Its been a very long time since I felt so shitty at a video game.

Picking it up next week and plan on maining Top Ramen.

Any tips?

>>381850534
we are, ranked mode is not FFA

It outsold both the most recent Street Fighter and Tekken in Japan week 1. It's gonna do pretty good numbers. I'd guess 3 mil+ so more than bloodborne.

>>381851875
Use Ramram and Megawatt as your default loadout and play like Yabuki. Ramram for poking and Megawatt to deter grabs and stun heavies.
Ramram and Dragon for Ribbon and Ninjara though, because your dodge renders their ARMS useless, unless they're grabbing then just send out the dragon.

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>>381847987
>>381849401
>>381849517
>>381849606
>>381850270
>>381850498
>>381850534

>>381851875
use motion, no matter how hard is at first to get used to it its superior to traditional in every fucking way

remember the kicks but don't abuse them or they'll leave you open to punishment

don't spam grabs, it only works on sub-noob tier level

and remember: the only place for min moin to stay is in the fucking bin bin
Mechanica is the patrician taste Waifu

>>381851875
spend the money on Splatoon 2 instead.

are Armfags the most delusional Nintenbros?

>destroys SFV, Tekken 7, Gayblue, Guilty Goober, Skullshit, Mortal Kombat in opening week
>this thread every 18 hours

Marvel won't last 2 days on /v/ and people will still be posting about ARMS in September

>>381849275
>make picking colors less retarded
Why isn't this a thing from the get go anyway? Nintendo is always so clear when making menus and yet ARMS has such obvious minor flaws. I don't really get it

>>381851875
Get a refund.

>>381852880
>filtering
come on, mods. We all know they're underage

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>own a Switch
>looking forward to Odyssey, Splatoon 2, Xenoblade, Metroid, and Kirby
>didn't bother with ARMS because the Testpunches were boring as shit
Glad that it looks like I made a good decision

>>381849275
>>381849606
>wants to remove a mode you're only forced to play in occasionally in the funtime party mode specifically for casual play
Quit gettin mad at video games, you scrubs

>>381852807
>>381853115
Great original jokes well met

>>381852263
>>381852464
Thx

>>381854000
>joke
Nah it's a 6.0 game for $60

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I want to _____ Min Min.

what's everyone's mains and rank?

I use to main Master Mummy but now I've switched to Kid Cobra. I'm rank 7.

Splatoon Delusion 2.0: The Thread

>>381854652
rescue her and put her in a good game that'll have a longer lifespan.

Like smash :^)

>>381854652

nerf

>>381854701

Still rank 1, just futzing about earning coins. I like Master Mummy but get a bit frustrated when fighting the likes of Min Min or RG. I'm trying to use Byte & Barq but he's got his own set of issues.

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>>381854765
But then she would have to leave everyone behind!

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>>381847987
>B-b-but it's the new Splatoon!

Splatoon was a fluke. Nintendo can't make new ips worth a damn.

>>381854701
Ribbon Girl is both my main and the best waifu. Rank 5. I feel like my strategy of keep double jumping and air dodging until they leave themselves open doesn't work anymore and I'm actually going to have to git gud at aiming my punches.

>>381855058
that's okay. Everyone else is kinda shitty

>>381855059
>Splatoon was a fluke
>600k preorders in Japan for Splatoon 2

>>381854701
>>381855179
Motion or Traditional?

>>381855040
party mode is the best way to earn coins if you're good. I managed to get a 4 handicap where you only have 25% health and every win is 9 coins. Made about 150 plus coins in an hour.

Master Mummy is too damn slow for most matchups. With Kid Cobra I can evade easily with his fast jumps.

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>>381855314
That's cruel, anon!

>>381855345
I had fun playing with motion controls during the testpunch but to play at a higher level the pro controller is the way to go. Blocking takes too much effort with motion controls.

>>381855445

Yeah, I... am not.

Kid Cobra is also pretty neat though, so I'll play around with him more.

>>381851875
Ignore everyone else, use double dragon fist and abuse the fuck out of perma-charged dragon arm.

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>>381847987
It's pretty worrying that the momentum seemed to fall flat on it's face after release. I was hoping this game would have lasted for a while. For those that own the game, how is it community wise and do you see yourself playing it still in 3 months from now?

>>381856648
Good luck dealing with grabspammers and aerial fighters faggot.
Dragons are supposed to be punishers.

>>381856792
I don't bother playing online, it's just not fun.

But I fucking love playing it with friends and it's usually the first thing we play when we get together.

>>381856841
I'll punish you for not picking double dragon arms by constantly firing lasers that knock you down when they make contact. Good luck fucker.

>>381856792
it's a stopgap until Splatoon. The skill ceiling is way too low and the meta is never going to evolve.

We saw top Arms at E3. There's nothing beyond that.

>>381856792
people realized testpunch was the whole game.

>>381857067
*teleports behind you and grabs*
*repeats it for the rest of the match*
nuthin personnel, kid

>>381856107
I remember one of the developers saying you shouldn't jump a lot but Kid Cobra's jump is so good you can use it frequently without being punished. It's easy for me to avoid rush attacks. Give him a try. I use hydra and slamander which are his defaults so you don't need to unlock better arms to get good with him.

>>381857425
That would work if you hadn't forgotten that I had a second dragon arm. Enjoy your laser in face while I dash away to fire more dragon lasers.

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People like OP...aka people who can't find a Switch are king fags.

Please go play street fighter 5 :')

Why do you people care about porn, it's not important and it doesn't matter, you people are just perverted weeaboos

>>381856792
No. The game has no depth. It'll be completely dead and forgotten once Splatoon comes out.

>>381857934
I thought I was the only dude on /v/ that doesn't jack it to chink cartoons.

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>>381858237

I can't wait until Smash comes out so /v/ will finally stop pretending like ARMS is anything even worth talking about. The game is total garbage

>>381858237

You're not alone.

>>381847987
As if we all don't know already nintendo games sell much more than an average game but nobody plays the non crossover for more than a month.

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Problem are those spirars... they are a fucking pain in the ass to draw.

>>381847987
What's up with Nintendo and Full HD textures? Those ribbons look shopped lol

>>381860149
Using real-life material for textures is the best way to show off HD graphics when you have a cartoony artstyle. It's why a lot of Nintendo's recent games are using an arts and crafts style

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>>381849401

>"""fighting""" game.

Are Switch's still supposed to be hard to get? Because there's like 20 in stock near me, not sure if I should get one or wait for the nu-Switch 2.0 Slim XL edition