rev up mspaint, cause its time for /v/ saves the princess. How

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I encircle her with one really long piece of hair that I stole from a red-headed Jew Giant.

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>>381830703
When will another game try what Portal/Portal 2 did? They were fun.

>>381830703
Haven't we had this same setup for a while now? When's the new one?

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>>381830703

>>381830703
Fall, air dash, jump.

>>381832651
we do need a new one, but i cant think of one.
if you have an idea ill draw it

Just wrap around the screen like in pac-man

>>381830703
>still no hanging wall/stalactite princess to save
siiigggghhhh

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>>381832651

>meanwhile on princesschan
looks like dopey prince anon has gotten himself stuck again. how do you save him?

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>>381833530

I yell across the pit to ask her "DO YOU HAVE A PENIS?!"

>>381833689
Impressive

>>381833689
Nice mspaint skills Anon

>>381833689
this is really good

>>381833689
nice

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>>381830703
Swim

>>381831552
Underrated

>>381833689
Is this Super Paper Mario?

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>>381834326
Let me help you with that.

>>381833905
very nice. Great job

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oh no! a new scenario!
The ghostly specter of dialogue trees has captured sulky NEET princess!
he demands you talk him into handing her over!

>>381835859
>I have to talk to someone
I've already failed.

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>>381835859
Join my cause!

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>>381835859

>>381836732
unfortunately, being an incorporeal being, you cannot tempt the specter with the pleasures of flesh. he laughs at you.

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>>381835859
I'll kms

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>>381836868

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>>381835859
Good thing NEETs aren't actually that thin

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>>381835859
Easy

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>>381835859

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>>381830703

>>381837080
>"er... lets not get too hasty here! death is a lot less interesting than i make it look."
>>381837115
>"your hatred of newspapers is well documented. where do you prefer to get your news? the internet?"
>>381837231
the ghost is bored stiff and the princess falls to her death. YOU WIN
>>381837318
you have used my art for evil.

>>381837412
>"do you provide dental care?"

>>381837438
Thanks for being a good sport Mr ghostly specter

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>>381830703
double jump, obviously

>>381837540
Yes, and a 401k

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>>381835859
WEEGEE!

>>381837717
>Not just rolling to the middle and jumping once when you get there

Its like you've never even played DKC anon cmon.

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>>381837438
She's too soft for that, she'd just bounce a bit before settling.

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>>381830703

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>>381830703
Simple, really

>>381838080
The Princess appears hungry.
Let us serve her one giant peach.
The fruit, not the Princess from the Mario games.

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>>381835859

>>381838196
>Accept
>Accept
>Accept
>End talks
All you had to do anon.

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>>381835859

>>381838171
Where is the giant peach going to come from?

>>381837719
the ghostly knight of wordsmithery has decided to join you. NEW QUEST: return the princess to her NEET cave
>>381837779
>"er... i dont think i like where this is going..."

>>381838327
if only Nocturne negotiations were as consistent as SMT IV negotiations

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>>381838378
Shit nigga, nobody knows

>>381838408
Is there a Terminal in her NEET cave? If so I'll just warp back.

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>>381835859
My persuasion is being a girl. But wait! So is the specter!

>>381838636
what a shocking twist!
>>381838634
nope, and its all the way back in the east tower of castle othersideofthemap. she may also want to make a few stops.
>>381838353
babybabybabybabybaby

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>>381837779
>>381838408

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Try this one for show instead.
I probably shouldn't post the shitty expansion.gifs I made for this

>>381838821
Where does she want to stop? I spent most of my inventory on recruiting wordsmith ghost.

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>>381838636
Go get'r, sister!

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>>381835859
What do you think about this? you ghostly faggot?

>>381838636
As usually, it doesn't matter if I click on /u/ or /v/.

>>381837318
You win

>>381838479
>That's not ramen
Top the peach with ramen.

>>381839303
>specter shrugs as now he has two hostages

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>>381838916
this is getting weird...

>>381839501
When did Peach get her own Cappy?

>>381838479
Hey anon, there's this guy outside named James who's asking if people saw his giant peach, what do I tell him?

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>>381835859
Time to throw some essence at the problem.

>>381839181
just one or two places
>bookstore
>arcade
>goblin strip club
>bookstore
>>381839303
>"i think your conversation skills need work."

>>381839640
ISIS blew it up.
>>381839682
Sure, that's fine. Just ride the exceptionally large (not giant) peach into town.

>>381839673
>yellow text on white
Are you trying to make me go blind?

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Just half press you're way there

genuine question: how many of you would play a /qst/ thread based off of this?

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>>381839404
Well, okay
>>381839640
Pay him a hundred regular peaches for him to fuck off

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>>381838914

>>381839938
Chug the boiling water, Eat the noodle-brick, snort the flavor pack

>>381839938
>Not just a NEET but also a Weaboo
Fuck it, haul her up and drag her back to the NEET Lair.

>>381839938
Leap down onto the peach, tear the packaging open, and force feed it into that chubby bitch's mouth

>>381837318
fug

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>>381839486
>>381839682

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>>381835859
I demand it release my wife before I release all of my cycles of guilt and then wear its fucking moron face as a party mask

>>381839854
I will admit, I have made better choices in my life... Let's try that again...

>>381837318
shit dawg

>>381839938
Stuff her with all the ramen she can take

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>>381833289
Use this battle chip, grab her on the way back, obtain princess.

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>>381835859

>>381837318
Fugg okay man

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>>381839682
I'll pay for the rest though

I don't entirely know what is going on anymore, but I like this thread.

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>>381838916

>>381832515
blizzard will do one and gearbox will make a slightly different puzzle game then go head to head with blizzard's portal and blizzard's portal will beat it into the ground

>>381840631
We're saving princesses, dumbass

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To defeat the ghost you must become the ghost.

>>381840782
I meant it's not following the normal flow of things, which is interesting.

>>381837318
l

>>381839898
there's no such thing as a half press

>>381837318
Ya fucker

>>381837412
You got a giggle from me

>TFW no fundamentals
>TFW only know how to do decent line-work

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>>381830703

>>381841176
>TFW no fundamentals
>TFW can't do a linework at all, barely familiar with what that even is
>TFW can't do anything but crappy MS paint scribbles

It could be worse, anon

>>381841235
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>381841176
tfw bad draftsman

>>381841348
Yeah, I guess.
I unironically think many MS Paint scribbles are better than my stuff.

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>>381840265
There we go; that makes it a bit easier to read... Better text too.

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>>381840068
>>381840075
>>381840107
>>381840356
You hop down and start ramming all the ramen you've got in your endless ramen pouch into the NEET weeb princess. You're not sure how she feels about it, but at least it's the delicious chicken flavor instead of some shit like beef or shrimp.

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>>381840873
Do you want it to?

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>>381835859
i-i tried

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>>381841424
Is this scribble that I did considered good enough for you, in terms of MS paint crap?

Warning: lewd fetish shit

>>381841636
Grab some more ramen and continue it.

>>381841640
Now this is what I have been waiting for

>>381841776
its not terrible

>>381842046
You, I like you
Make it like Veni Vidi Vici and its perfect

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>>381841636
Girl's a hardcore weeb, right? so there's no way she won't enjoy the taste of Ramune. Start pouring some down her gullet.

>>381841764
nice

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>>381842443
That's probably the greatest compliment I've ever received

Can you give me a quick rundown on linework? Provided you are that anon who said he could do a decent one

>>381842701
anon i hate to break it to you, but...im not that guy. your art is better than like, trash tier stuff like sonic chu. with effort, you can be better than dobson.

i know nothing about art only that yours isn't bad

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>>381842202
>>381842521
You continue to stuff bricks of crunchy ramen (with the flavor packet sprinkled around) in her, and slosh some ramune down her gullet to make sure things stay lubricated.
She politely requests that you maybe think about possibly stopping at some point or another. Seems strange, with how many women enjoyed you stuffing or expanding them past what would seem humanly possible!

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>>381841348
>>381841176
>tfw no fundamentals
>tfw even a mediocre passing anon draws something that makes me audibly "wow"
>tfw i keep drawing because nothing satisfies me more than seeing people start these threads with my art
>tfw always get bummed again because people draw really cool shit with my starting images and i feel lame again
as long as im making people happy, its all wirth it.

>>381841776
I'm also in the garbage can thread.
And yes. Because you can make something decent from scratch. I cannot.
>>381842932
I try. Sometimes it works, usually it don't.

>>381842910
Explain to her that this intensive stuffing session is practice for a Japanese eating contest. If it's Japanese, she'll do it, right?

>>381837318
(u)

>>381840206
>>381840206
>>381840206
>just a ghost trying to chase a ms pac man

deep

>>381842910
Alright, alright. Let's slow it down a bit and give her a moment to digest.

HA! Who am I kidding? SPEED IT UP!

>>381842910
Do >>381843107 but also do so while feeding her some fresh takokai.
Oh and also roll the Peach over that vibrating helmet.

>>381842910
Hug her belly

>>381842701
>>381842932
Keep practicing bros. Get familiar with your drawing devices, be they mice/styluses/tablets/whatever, keep analyzing 2DQT porn or something, keep studying dem fundamentals and shit, keep practicing, and don't give up (though taking a break before coming back is fine)!

Keep in mind that the creator of a work will always find something to criticize or nitpick while the vast majority of people will be satisfied with it!

You can do it, you can fucking draw!

>>381843271
takoyaki*

>>381840405
best battle chip. a true man of culture.

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>>381842932
we were all once bad. dont feel terrible anon

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>>381843602

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>>381841764
the non-resized thing in case someone wants it. i dunno

>>381843353
hey, im still playing in these threads aint i?
>>381843602
my main worry is im not practicing in ways that will help me grow. i still color with the paint bucket and have to remind myself frequently to vary line width.

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>>381843727
i got 10 bucks for this one

>>381834309
deeply underrated

>>381843613
Who's that? Stupid?

>>381843754
We're still going to need the uncensored version, though.

>>381837318
.

>>381833289
Oshit I love Battle Network!

>>381832515
How would you get the portal on the other side?

>>381842910
I think you should stop, Anon.

Of course, as the sole voice of reason, I don't expect that to happen. Anyway, thread's been fun, guys, but I'm hitting the sack. These a regular thing? Now I've busted out paint once, I may as well do it again.

>>381844250
They're very much a regular thing, yes. Mostly on /v/. However, there's a thread on /trash/ right now too, but that one's a little more degenerate.

>>381844005
I think it's Sandy Cheeks, from the hit tv-show SpongeBob SquarePants by Nickelodeon

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>>381843107
>>381843257
>>381843271
>>381843331
>>381844250
You don't actually hug her belly, but damn do you think about it, while giving her a moment's rest to digest(which is technically stopping).

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as the door slams shut, you know theres no going back.
you walk the road uncountable anons have walked before you, and you can feel the presence of so many even in this first room.
you've entered the labyrinth. like your father, and his father, and his father before him.
you will either rescue the princess, or leave in shame.

>>381837318
D: fug

>>381844460
chinese buffet

>>381844460
Its the harem filled girls (futa)?

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>>381830703

>>381844460
There's gotta be something good in the Chinese restaurant, maybe a fortune cookie or something to guide the way.

>>381844414
Tell her that she's doing a wonderful job at eating, and is not failing at it. She just needs to look at things with a more positive point of view!

>>381844414
Legit, just sit on that helmet or something.
Also, tell her she's stuck with you without running off screaming this long. She's succeeded at that much.

>>381841764
>drawing specter blushes under the visor
>real specter blushes on the visor

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>>381844460
Definitely Chinese restaurant.
>>381844040
I tried my hand at it.
I looked at the original and there's no nipple outlines and what have you.

>>381844414
Whoa whoa whoa, you were trying to diet?!

SAY SOMETHING next time, girl! Okay, soon as that lot's digested, we're going jogging. You wanna lose weight, we are losing you weight!

I know how hard it is to stick to a diet, but believe me, friends helping you is worth more than you know and it feels way better when you realise you're making some progress.

>>381844771
nigga had to do a hasty sketch to save the day, there's bound to be inaccuracies

>>381844787
Can you give her a dick?

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>>381844525
>>381844614
>>381844787
The chinese restaurant it is. gotta get your fried rice on before any fighting.
hmmm... your crippling indecision strikes! if only there were some indication on which way to go!

>>381844787
>>381844840
GHOST BLOWJOB

>>381845018
Open the floor, get on the door.
Down.

>>381838327
>tfw just found out that after leveling Scout Gift it unlocks options for Scout+ and making recruiting 10x easier
>tfw I found this out at level 70

>>381845018
Split in two and go both ways.

>>381845018
Damn, you get twice as many golden fortune pigs in here compared to chinese restaurants found in other dungeons. Head on up!

>>381844414
I feel bad, maybe we should stop...

>>381845018
log in to yelp.

>>381845093
Everybody walk the dinosaur?

>>381837318
fug

>>381845025
GHOSTJOB!
GHOSTJOB!

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>>381839974
Doesn't matter in the end, Weeg never gets the girl.

>>381845018
The miniboss thinks that you'll be going for the pig so he'll be down there, so go upstairs.

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>>381835859
You take out your trusty spear, the specter is visibly agitated by this.

>>381845436
But what if the miniboss expected you to think that and is actually upstairs?

>>381844414
Tell her she looks great, and doesn't need a diet. You like women like her

>>381845483
That isn't agitation, that ghost is fucking vibrating.

>>381845623
Is the ghost a dildo in a helmet?

>>381845508

ah but see he will anticipate that and clearly be downstairs.

>>381837318
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>381845508
True, but what if he knew that you were going to think that he(miniboss) would be expecting that?

>>381845483
>spears

thats dlc though with the season pass!

>>381845483
Give a sword to the ghost, then kill him due to weapon triangle advantage

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>>381844631
>>381844674
>>381844823
>>381845170
>>381845525
You give the NEET princess the encouraging talk of a lifetime, telling her she isn't a failure and you'd be happy with her however she looks, diet or not, though if she really wants to, you know many different ways of exercising. You feel a strange tightness on your head, as though someone were trying to fit a formerly fashionable hat upon it, but the feeling quickly passes.

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>>381838112
from my experience with worms games, id eather fall straight into the spikes or rebound so much i get fired into the air on the wrong side and either land on the original platform or again, onto the spikes

i was not good at grappling in worms

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>>381845436
>>381845508
>>381845725
>>381845767

>>381834776
Eggcellent I choked on my food

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>>381845150
>>381845145
>>381845093
you send a shadow clone off to double golden lucky fortune pig while you decide to go look into that miniboss.
your not sure why your shadow clone needs to eat while you fight but whatever.

>>381845964
Carry her over to a conveniently placed couch and play let her play games while you rub her belly

>>381845964
Allow her to digest both your knowledge and the food with a nap. Acknowledge the ghostly helmet somehow.

>>381845964
>That sun

ur a fgt

>>381846225
I wanted it to be babby, but there's only so much you can do in that limited space

>>381837080
I'LL SUMMON MY PERSONA

>>381845964
cut the fat from her stomach with a sword

>>381837318
Winrar

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use a minigun to destroy half the pillar and then she can jump onto what's left in the middle.

>>381834309
keke'k

>>381845964
BITCH WE ARE GONNA GO RUNNING RIGHT NOW
and see how she jiggles

>>381845964
Time to deliver belly rubs.

>>381845964
Put on the helmet

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>>381846130
this isnt what you were expecting at all.

>>381846595
Order a million orders of Special Ramen and eat it all to power up

>>381846715
SABAKU NO WA ORE NO STANDO DA!

ORAORAORAORAORAORA

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>>381837080
>>381835859

Guess what game im playing rn

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>piss
>swim in said piss
>piss on said princess

>>381846715

Summon a stand to beat the shit out of it

>>381844103
throw the gun at her?

>>381830703
turn 360 degrees and walk away

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>>381846403
Running to the conveniently placed couch, sure.
>>381846291
You never put any points into Doctor and have the feeling that somehow that operation wouldn't go over too well.
>>381846169
>>381846193
>>381846462
Seems like the only game she can play is rubbing her belly, though thankfully it supports co-op.
You give that helmet the what-for, nigger can gogogo somewhere else.

>>381846797
>>381847002
But how can a shadow clone have a stand?

>>381847152
Lick her belly while squeezing it tight.

>>381846715
Just walk on by, you're a shadow after all!

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>>381835859
I win

>>381845964
Have her play vidya while she eats out of a bowl of snacks that she'll "just have one" of.

>>381847220

Because why not

>>381847152
Put the princess out of her misery and look under the couch pillows.

>>381847152
I'm not sure that flipping off a helmet that can possess things while it being on a giant peach is a good idea.

>>381847152
Throw a blanket over the helmet so it can't distract you while you run her belly.

>>381847320
Fair enough.

>>381847152
Time skip through the night, by now she digested the ramen

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>>381847438
No, it's a great idea!

>>381846595
order some dim sum
haw gar
sil mye
spare ribs.
meat buns

>>381837318
Lol

>>381847630
make the neet drink the peach´s juice

>>381833635
Shit how am I gonna get to the left side?

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>>381847646
>>381846654
>>381846595
entering the restauraunt takes you to a very hastily drawn menu!
ooh, full color. fancy. shame the backround got skimped on.

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>>381830703
I save her 9 years into the past.

>>381847782
FLIRT

>>381847782
drop spaghetti

>>381846029
>worms
anon...

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>>381847348
Nobody cares about the Luigi side-quest

So, when are we going to fuck the princess

>>381847782
Flirt

>>381847782
TALK

>>381847630
>2 giant peaches
Shit nigga, it's time for desert! Thank the newly arisen Peach Knight and take his butt Peach.

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>>381847839
>>381847843
>>381847953
you put forward a pickup line you half remember from the internet.

>>381848123
Respond "Yeah. Can I have some fuk with a side of dumplings?"

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Dont have paint but do have an spen (the one feature i will miss about my current phone

Hop in materialize around her and fly away

>>381848123
flirt

>>381848123
do you have aspergers? because i do

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>>381847603
Your heated duel with the possessed peach and its helmet is a long and tenuous one, with neither of you gaining the upper hand for very long. It's a stunning battle of wits and skill as the two of you strive for supremacy over the other.

>>381848251
Chuck her at the giant peaches mouth-first.

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>>381847878

>>381847630
Throw a couch cushion to knock the helmet off the peach, disconnecting it's control, without even getting up from the couch

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>>381830703
Heavy, daze.

>>381848326
>wario saves the day png.

>>381848192
>i can bring you the dumplings but youll have to fuk yourself.
>she snickers
>>381848219
>your not gonna last very long in here, are you?
>>381848250
>yeah probably

>>381848251
Stab a spigot into the peach torso and have her drink the juice out of it

>>381848123
screw those options, rape her

>>381848326
Use Luigi's misfire to grab her.

>>381847220
But you see anon, the shadow clone IS the stand. The ability to manipulate your own shadow, up to and including shadow cloning, is the true power of 「ME AND MY SHADOW」

>>381832759
Truly inspiring

>>381848501
Fine fine.
Proceed to jack off while munching on some dumplings.

>>381848610

N-NANI?!?!

>>381848590
you can try it but youll need everybody to vote for ity

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how do you save princess

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>>381848610

underrated

>>381848864
That's easy.
Punch the brute right in the cooter.

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>>381848468
>>381848593
Who could it be?

>>381848864
Shadow of the Colossus that bitch up

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>>381847730
>>381847989
>>381848313
>>381848531
Locked in combat with the peach knight, you devise a devious plan, but only one that will work with the NEET princess' approval and assistance, both of which will likely be hard won.

>>381848864
Just fucking rape the giantess. Why do we always ask questions before doing the obvious answer? Get to the point already.

>>381832164
delete this please

>>381848864
ask the giantess if she can move aside

>>381848864
>>381848986
Could fatten the giantess, too.

>>381848973
It will work. I believe in you even if you don't. And there will always be more belly rubs.

>>381848973
Raise her morale with another inspiring speech. Also promise belly rubs if she succeeds.

>>381848973
does she have a fetish for this

>>381849080
And besides, peaches are soft, so it's not like you'll get hurt much.

>>381848864
Hug the giantess. Turns out she's really shy and is so distracted by a guy hugging her the princess sneaks away while you continue to give attention to her

>>381849205
How are your legs, soldier?

>>381849278
Ok

>>381848973
Convince her that belly rubs are far better the fuller the belly is, so she will enjoy them far more if she chugs all the juice

>>381837318
I hate your gay shit

>>381848973
Tell her it's the most delicious peach juice in the world, that it's carbonated, lowers cholesterol and will even make her hair (more) prettier.

Anyone have the one where the guy runs around the world?

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>>381849080
>>381849098
>>381849369
>>381849501
You're thankful for having maxed your bluff/coercion/speech skill to its theoretical maximum, though now you're faced with a challenge of standing your ground in this battle and actually sticking a spigot in the fucker.
>>381849154
You don't have the faintest idea.

>>381849074
How though? You're practically at nowhere and guarding a princess near a food stand would seem off.

>>381840409
nice

>>381849996
Toss a Bowie knife at it. There's one between the couch cushions for just such situations.

>>381849996
SCRAPE
AND
LICK

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>>381830703

>>381849996
Have the princess kick his legs, they're practically stilts.

>>381849996
eat it little by little

>>381849996
Distract him by pointing to something behind him and just jam the spigot into his back

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>>381849974

>>381830703
>rescue a princess without tits

No. Give her some titties or no rescue.

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>>381849996
LIKE GIF RELATED, THAT'S HOW

>>381850291
>titties
Give her a penis you dumbass.

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>>381845483
You launch your attack!!

Uhhh...

>>381837318
Fugg you got me, fucker

>>381849996
Use a slingshot to stick a spigot right into the soft, pulpy fruit flesh.

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>>381850291

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>>381850134
You reach into the couch's dedicated Bowie knife compartment and lug one of them at the fucker. It spirals through the air before goring the peach knight in the peach.
>>381850176
The princess finally feels like she's done something right for once by giving one of the peach knight's legs a mighty kick, inverting it and likely sending it off balance.

>>381850717
She needs a big round gut, too. Big tits don't look good without a big gut.

>>381850481
>>381845483
what do you use to animate these?

>>381850717
now give anon a pair

>>381850774
Now jam that spigot in the hole the knife made so she can drink from it

>>381850774
And now, in a fit of hunger mixed with courage and determination, the Princess lunges, rips the Bowie knife out, and latches onto the wound and begins sucking out all the sweet sweet Peach juice.

>>381850774
FINISH HIM

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>>381840897
Why would you tempt fate like that anon?

>>381834309
hearty kek.

>>381850774
the helmet falls off and the upper peach falls in the princess

>>381850774
Now JAM IT IN so that the princess can enjoy loadse peach juice

>>381850824
Photoshop. I uninstalled flash and don't know any better honestly

>>381837318
but why man

>>381850481
search for a hospital

>>381834309
You're not supposed to kill her

>>381851618
that's the joke

>>381850774
The bowie knife has a bloodletting groove in it, allowing peach juice to flow right out, into the princess's mouth.

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heres all the various villains ive been able to find.
have there been any more?

>>381842932
i love you anon
you make me glad every day!

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>>381851907
Anon has been a pretty dastardly villain a few times.

>>381851907
I only recognize the bat and the new one, any archives for the others threads?

>>381851907
whats their evil plan?

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>>381850939
>>381850941
>>381851105
You yank your Bowie knife out, wiping it clean, before J-J-JAMMING IN your convenient spigot. The princess doesn't seem as downbeat as she was before, probably because you proved your superiority to the peach knight.
>>381851713
This would have been a better idea, save for the fact that those couch makers invested in the wrong kind of Bowie knives. At least they still work for murdering possessed peaches.

>>381852150
i dont know where to even start looking for the old threads but lets see...
the robot is just a variant i only saw posted once or twice.
the quiz show robot was part of a larger thing that didnt finish.
and the dark lord in the middle is the way that one drawfag drew him once. people tend to draw the dark lord as all sorts of diffrent guys.

>>381852252
Now let her drink it all up, every last drop

>>381840897
Then what do you call it when you only press the button half

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>>381851907
You missed the ninja, who was in a very brief thread.

>>381852252
>Bowie Knife has the head of David Bowie
Topkek. Now then, it's Princesses turn. Flip off Peach dick with 1 hand while she chugs and rub her tummy with the other.

>>381852252
why does she have that face

>>381852475
nigga she kawaii

>>381852252
make her eat the possessed helmet to be sure

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>>381852408
hes in now.
gotta build that expanded universe
>>381852183
i cant guess what they need the princesses for KINGDOM HEARTS but most of them have fallen victim to the sexifyer 9000 at least once, so im willing to bet they want that destroyed.

>>381852252
See if the couch has a hose in it. If it does, attach one end to the spigot the princess' ease of drinking.