i paid $50 for this shit. i died like 10 times and i still have

>i died
>i have no ide
>i refuse
Get good nogguh

>>381819748
>never played a rougelike
>being shit at baby's first rougelike

Great thread.

>>381819748
>i paid $50 for this shit.
how?

>he paid fifty(50) american dollars plus tip for a shitty flash game
>he complains about difficulty after playing it for 10 minutes
Are you retarded or mentally ill?

TBOI is a game of trial and error.
Play, unlock shit, die, repeat till you're a platinum god and eventually 100000001%

Zelda 1 dungeons: the game. I have no idea why this shit is so popular. It's just a glorfied flash game desu.

>>381820067

This. The most expensive I've seen the game is like $20-$25 for the Rebirth + Afterbirth pack, and I'm pretty sure the original was maybe $10 at most around launch.

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>>381820016
*rogue""""like""""

>>381820067
switch eshop canada

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I paid one scrap metal for it and got above 300 hours of fun, I needed one item to get platinum god then my brother played on my computer and steam piece of shit over wrote my save file with his.

>>381820482
That's what you get for being a leaf

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>>381819748

>Dies times
>Doesn't know what to do
>Doesn't want to look up guides for help

What even is the point of this topic

Bitch just have http://platinumgod.co.uk/ at hand until you get familiar with things and don't need it anymore.

Then just git gud. I'll give you some free tips: look out for tinted rocks and other sources of spirit hearts. If you don't take red heart damage from enemies/bosses from the second floor onward, you can get guaranteed/high chance deal with the devils. Turn on extra HUD and found HUD in the options.

>>381820482
but the pic you posted is of the original flash game

>>381819748
lemme guess, a leaf?
Only leaves can be so bad at games.
after dying a couple of times you should have began getting the hang on how it works, how the enemy attacks, etc.
but apparentely you have the IQ of a retarded caterpillar so instead you come crying on the net.

plz kill yourself.
And isaac is even a barebone game in terms of controls.