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In 1991, Cafe Nintendo makes a chocolate chip cookie. People like this chocolate chip cookie.
Over the decades, Chef Sakamoto keeps putting out chocolate chip cookies with more salt. The sales for Sakamoto’s salty cookies go down. Cafe Nintendo does not respond to the market. Instead, Cafe Nintendo keeps trying to sell Sakamoto’s increasingly salty cookies.
An amateur cook puts out a chocolate chip cookie with more chocolate. Everyone celebrates! If only Cafe Nintendo would put out chocolate chip cookie with more chocolate or, at least, without the salt.
Cafe Nintendo’s response is to send thugs to the amateur chef, bust up his kitchen, beat his ass, and destroy any existence of the chocolate chip cookie with more chocolate.
Cookie eaters are stunned. Why did Cafe Nintendo do this? “We are protecting our IP.” (IP stands for Intellectual Property which applies equally across products including cookies.)
The truth of this situation is that AM2R is not the issue. The truth of the situation is that IP is also not the issue.
This is all about one thing: Sakamoto.
Stop talking about AM2R. Talk about Sakamoto. Nintendo is circling the wagons around Sakamoto.
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>>381802780
>You'll never be as autistic as OP
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>>381802780
>He reads Sean Malstrom.
Nice taste OP, but I doubt someone on 4chan will agree with you.
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>food analogy
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>>381802780
We can't just have good Metroid threads here can we, the likes of ACfag, GF_Sybb, Cody, Zero Suitfag, FEfag, and you too Sean Malstrom just won't allow us to enjoy ourselves because you guys hate that Metroid is back and alive again. I guess those shitty blogs ain't getting you anywhere since you got banned from every forum site you were on, Sean.
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>>381805628
What are you talking about? I love the way the new game looks.
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>food analogy on /v/
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>>381802780
Cookies aren't trademarked, faggot.
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>>381806681
this
what a shit analogy
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>>381802780
What are you complaining about?
I really don't get why people seem upset that we ARE getting more metroid.
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>>381805186
>not eating food
Are you a virus?
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>food analogy
>reddit spacing
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>>381802780
What's the problem? it got leaked online even if the site went down
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>>381802780
Fuck you I thought there was a real nintendo cookie cafe or something now I'm disappointed
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The funny thing about it is, the guy who made AM2R is actually really excited for Samus Returns.
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>>381802780
They defend Sakamoto because he's a good dev. If he was even remotely spiteful like you claim he'd make sure that the Prime franchise was dead and buried.
He was even nice enough to give you guys a stop gap that was Federation Force instead of a trailer for Samus Returns and a 3 month wait period than a tech demo where you'd have to wait 15 months.
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>food analogies
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>>381807564
Not to mention, outside of Other M, he has never made a single bad game.
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>food analogy
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>food analogy
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>>381807881
>Miitomo is a good game
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