Where's my drink? My drink. My diet Dr. Kelp? Don't

It's not JUST a boulder

IT'S A ROCK

>>381747592
AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A DELIVERY BOY

Them missing the drink was Mr. Krabs's fault, he hung up early

>>381747592
>YWN comfort your sponge coworker then shove a pizza down the throat of the person berating him. Nor will you go back home with him and wrap him in your tentacles, holding him passionately as your squid dick tickles his sphincter. You also will never grab the lube with one of your tentacles and prep him for a deep fucking.

>>381748029
You make me hate this board

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>>381748029

>>381747934
why

>>381749904
You can still hear phone babbles after he takes the phone away from his eye/ear to tell SB and Squid that they're delivering a pizza. Presumably that's where the diet Dr. Kelp was requested.

That fish is a goddamn dingleberry but it wasn't his, SB's, or Squid's fault.

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>>381748029

Is this the 2 AM spongebob thread?

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Well THIS one's ON THE HOUSE!!!

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FINISH MY DRANK WITHOUT MY DRANK

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>>381750827

>>381748029
>He will never take your cock in your mouth and eat the whole thing in one bite, with no drink

reminder that fags pushing their politics or sexuality will ruin spongebob for /v/, as with anything else we collectively enjoy