So,,, why did Ciri need anyone's help at all when she can

>>381743187
Better take the game off of the shelves. You cracked the code. Gurl power.

She is literally perfect.

>>381743187
Because she is a slut that enjoys horse cock in the books.

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>>381743397
Please don't speak of Ciri in this way!

>>381743187
The wild hunt were the only real threat and that's because they can pull shit like that too.

>>381743187
her powers fade and use energy, duh

>>381743187
because she's independent but she needs a man

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>>381743187
*teleports behind you*

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>>381743397

>>381743187
first off why is her father's OWN ARMY attacking her when they are supposed to bring her back to him in perfect condition?

>>381743397
really

>>381743187
She had trouble controlling her power so that's what the elf mage was helping with. I think if she teleported too much the wild hunt could track her easier.

As for needing help, I think Geralt only rescues her when shes in that coma on the island with the dwarves. I don't recall her asking for help too often. In fact she got mad everyone told her to stay put and not fight.

>>381743462

They don't though.

Ciri is effectively a conduit for infinite energy coming straight from the Witcher universe's equivalent to a literal capital G god.

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>>381743661
Truly.

>>381743187
>>381743705
It attracts the Wild Hunt

>>381743187
This is from Gwent? What is this about? Why don't she has that new silver sword?

Why are signs considered something different to sorcery?

I haven't played nor read Witcher.

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>>381743705
Actually, Ciri's powers are powered by cute .

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>>381743342
> no rl girl will be as perfect as ciri
why even live bros

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>>381744052
How does it feel to be proven so wrong so quickly?

>>381743661
Some story has her getting excited watching a horse masturbate by slapping its dick against its belly.

>>381743808
You mean lust for cock?

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>>381744248
It's actually not that uncommon. Get any girl who's lived on a farm with horses drunk and they'll tell you exactly how hot that shit is.

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>>381744107
Perfect girls don't exi-

>>381745378
H-how do you think her jerkin smells like?

>>381745579
Piss and dirt.

>>381743187
wild hunt can track her uses of powers and drains her of energy. they try and track her down until she loses the will to keep running.

>>381743802
They're incredibly primitive. Where mages play a symphony, Witcher's just blow a kazoo really hard.

She's young and inexperienced. You can have an advantage and still fuck up. That's not a bizarre concept, OP.

>>381743187
why didn't witcher 3 have an expansion for playing as ciri?

>>381747065
Because the Ciri segments were the worst parts.

>>381744248
Oh wow. I thought you were joking.

>>381743187
Why the fuck are they attacking her?

>>381747239
your opinion is shit.

>>381747239
they were definitely different, which is why they should be expanded upon in an optional expansion. i thought they were fun.

>>381746929
>Where mages play a symphony, Witcher's just blow a kazoo really hard.
jej

>>381747392
Bitch plays Nilf

>>381747392
Nilfs are assholes

>>381746929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CevzIXAtX2g

>>381743802
1; very basic focus of magic. had to learn to focus and use precise hand gestures, but overall no inherent skill.
2; sorcery is considered something akin to a rigorously tested scientific theory. you can have premises that are overall theories, but there are many times where you go outside the normal boundaries and then figure out the specifics.

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>>381747479
You're just saying that because you're attracted to her.

Ciri>Triss>Yen
inverse that for geralt/

Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't.

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>>381747392
They're traitors.

>>381747928
i wish i could like games solely because of waifus. it would be easier to understand why /v/ likes some of the games they like.
>>381747964
you are correct, however.

>>381747965
>only get that ending if you return to the emperor at the first opportunity like a lapdog
Poetry

Using her powers made it easier for the Wild Cunts to track her.

>>381747928
>1
who isn't?

>>381747965
> Emyr's face
What

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>>381747928
> only if she were real

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Quiet had the same problems as a character. Why does Punished Big Venom Boss Snake have to crawl into a base when she could just turn invisible, jump into the base, do whatever needs to be done and then teleport back out all within 10 seconds? Her powers and ability is also wildly inconsistent.

>>381748475
Venom can technically do the same with stealth camo.

>>381747791
This is fucking beautiful

>>381748614
>Venom can technically do the same with stealth camo.

He'll still be heard if you moves at top speed. Quiet can zip zoom around invisible without being detected. She can locate anyone inside a base within seconds. She is also way faster.

Quiet is very inconsistent. For the worst example, after you rescue her the dust storm comes and she is apparently disabled and spastic, but then Boss gets bite by a snake and suddenly she is perfectly fine.

She can also apparently pass through objects because she gets out of Mother Bases' brig within a second, at will, and got out of Boss' handcuffs. But then later she has to fight with bound hands until she cuts the ropes. She is just extremely inconsistent throughout the whole game.

>>381748274
If she were real she'd be fucking chad thundercock, not you

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>>381749152
Lol? you really think Ciri would go for a typical chad irl? You must be delusional.

>>381749269
Probably go for someone like Geralt.
Good luck

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>come into thread
>ZERO Ciri lewds
Fcuk this thread

>>381749269
>>381749359
>women
>not desperately seeking out their father at all times
LMAO
inb4 some autistic lorefag misses the point and insists Geralt isn't her dad

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>>381749359
> Ciri goes for Skjall the neckbeard
We've got a chance boyz!

>>381744248
>book describes that she blushes and gets flustered
>this obviously means that she is aroused and wants the horse d
>this doesn't obviously mean that she's simply flustered or embarrassed to see that

Yes, I'm sure every little girl that ever blushed was absolutely willing to jump on a dick at that moment. Fucking pedos.

>>381744248
do you have any source for this?

>>381749574
I'd agree, if it wasn't for the fact that girls that are into horses are far weirder than you seem to realize

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>>381749391
Ciri is not for lewds!

>>381749656
>that exposed bra
Yes, she is.

>>381749639
>if it wasn't for the fact that girls that are into horses
You know Ciri is into horses and not simply an inhabitant of a medieval world, in which horses are basically cars? Can you give me her WhatsApp, I'd like to speak with her too.

>>381743661
No, it's a fucking meme by beasties.

>>381743187
The knife ear Wild Hunt could also do that too, and they were much better using it to capture or cornervCiri multiple times. Still how well would her teleport work against super fast moving Monsters like a Higher Vampire or Leshen? Ciri doesn't have the reflexes to be a real Witcher.

>>381743661
its often remarked by a lot of people that her horse is super pretty
however she spends half the books up to her chin in pussy

>>381747965
Looks like Emhyr regrets his decision to pass the greatest super power in not-Europe to an immature, young girl.

>>381749882
That was because of rape though, the reproductive method of homosexuals.

>>381749359

I always took it she would have ended up chasing a young vesemir.

>>381750045
She likes Neckbeards, Horses and Women apperently. So there's a chance for all of us at least.

>>381750101
You implying that there's horses and women in this thread?

Ciri is a Mary Sue to the point where I genuinely think it's offensively bad writing and I don't think nearly enough people are calling the out for it.

She has super special powers noone else has! And she is the only woman to be trained as a witcher! And she's the chosen one of an ancient prophecy! And she's the strongest fighter in that world! And she's a literal princess! And she's like a daughter to the protagonist! And nust look how pretty she is but she also has badass battle scars that are conveniently not big enough to spoil her otherwise stunningly pretty face!

And that's just the point where she feels like some 14 year old girls self insert OC. I dunno if she was as bad in the books but whoever decided to have her in the game like that is a complete hack. Even more so because she sticks out like a sore thumb where all the other characters, even Geralt (though he comes close to being a Gary Stu too on occasion) are pretty flawed and realistic for the setting they occupy. And then you got magical warrior princess who's prophesiced to save the world and look gorgeous doing so.

>>381747965

How do you get this scene exactly? Got a youtube link?

>>381750210
I meant Neckbeards, majority of us probably look like Skjaal so any of us could get a nice pity fuck from Ciri.

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Because she's a woman and she doesnt perform well under pressure because she still has feelings?

>>381750360

Speak for yourself, work prevents me from putting on that kind of fucking weight. Even still, I think one would have to do a bit of brewing to get on her good side.

>>381743187
It's almost as if a generic fantasy rpg with a few adult situations isn't actually any good and the man children just like seeing titties every once and awhile and get off to incest porn.

>>381749020
>She can also apparently pass through objects because she gets out of Mother Bases' brig within a second,

The one in the brig is always there. I've managed to see Brig Quiet while Helicoper Quiet is still on the deck.

>>381750301
Ciri to me was genuinely the worst part of The Witcher 3. I hated absolutely every second I was forced to play her or interact with her, and as you said, is poorly written. I felt for Geralt in his quest to find her, but when he finally does I wished he never did. I cannot fucking stand Ciri.

>>381750494
being skinny doesn't mean youre attractive though.

>>381749727
>>>> horses are basically cars?

>>381743187
>get that flashback quest in Velen
>holy shit, I can teleport and hit these guys for 500 damage. Ciri is fucking strong
>"Wow, miss! You took care of those wolves real good."
>"Oh, that's nothing. My father could do it much better."
>meanwhile my Geralt does like 60 damage and can slow roll

I really love Witcher 3, but I hate how many times you have to put on your gameplay and story segregation goggles.

>>381750210
My woman radar is picking up at least one chick in this thread. Not a lesbian, though.

>>381743187
nigger did you even play the game?
the fucking Wild Hunt is on her ass the entire time

>>381750301

Except shes not even as good a fighter as geralt or probably even any witcher. Her reflexes are slow as piss and she cant control her power, the only reason she has that power is because her dad killed her mom for reasons. Her mom had the power as well, mind you.

If you only know her from the game in no way does she come off as a mary sue. She gets vesemir killed and generally acts like a child, she even gets fucked up by caranthir and geralt thankfully shows up and finishes him off. Hell even when youre doing the crone part, geralt goes after imlerith after saying hes clearly the better fighter.

Only thing ciri has going for her is the ability to teleport easily and thats due to her blood. Fuck off you retard.

>>381750301
She's just like that in the books too, just a lot less mature and prone to fuck ups.

I didn't find her as offensive but she is definitely a Mary Sue. Or at least borderline. Honestly, she didn't really piss me off until the end game segments, where you can tell the writing team was really rushing it.

>>381750701
More like geralt is getting hit about 9 times and half way dead in a wolf fight. Thats the one thing I never liked about the flashbacks and AI companions, there either over powered or under powered.

>>381750701
Well to be fair Geralt is much stronger than in the shitty gameplay. All those finishers are basically his encounters with human enemies, but the rntire game where Geralt effortlessly massacres men and monsters wouldn't be as fun too.

>>381750871
>tfw wolves and dogs were the strongest enemies in Witcher 3

Give me 5 Eredins over a pack of dogs any day

>>381750301
>gets fucked up on every occasion
>mary sue
/v/, stop using this word.

>>381750701

Are you playing on easy? On DM all the ciri parts are insanely fucking difficult because you lack all of geralt's utility and potions, also you rely on her slow as fuck health regen. I think the only easy segment was that wolf part because you only fight like 3 at a time, but every other segment i wish i could skip. All ciri segments were painful as fuck to play through.

>>381743187
Shes no mutant.

:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::WHY DIDN'T THE MAGES JUST TELEPORT OUT OF NOVIGRAD:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Ciri is a bona fide Mary Sue

Even worse than Rey

>>381750662

It'll keep your neck from expanding to the point your beard is on your fucking neck though.

>>381751165
Thus she'd make a fucking shit Witcher. If she can't see the dry blood and other invisible to human eye clues like Yen she'd do a horrible fucking job tracking and identifying what's on the prowl.

>>381744350
Women get aroused by seeing animals fuck:

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/25/magazine/25desire-t.html?pagewanted=1&_r=1

>>381743593
Why are the Red riders trying to kill Ciri despite needing to bring her back in perfect condition

>>381750961

>be running in the forest on NG+
>Run casually into a ?? Level leshen, first time fighting one on NG+ difficulty
>dont have too much of a hard time with him but kill him too slow as literally right before he dies he summons a pack of wolves
>proceed to spend the next 5 minutes rolling and dodging for my life while keeping swallow up the entire time and going through food constantly as im unable to get a single hit in without also taking damage, sometimes multiple times

Wolves were a mistake. Theyre only easy if you go sign build but thats due to igni burning making enemies just stand there and burn, but sign build is garbage outside of non-boss fights.

>>381751386
Who said they're trying to kill her? They're probaby only hitting her with the blunt end of their swords to knock her out, way easier to bring back once unconscious and binded.

>>381750658

agreed and not cause i dislike ciri but everything else is more interesting.

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>>381751114
>that part where you have to run away from Whireson
>die like literally 25 times from the respawning enemies and archer fucks
>see a speedrun a year later
>if you just go right Dandelion opens a gate for you that leads straight to the exit

>>381751234

This is actually a decent question, the only thing i can think of is that they have literally nowhere they can go, Triss however managed to talk to the king or queen of kovir and have them accept to take the mages in, also it wasnt only mages but alchemists and clearly those niggas cant just teleport.

Its funny though i never really thought about it, but i really think its that mages are pretty much unwanted anywhere and are hunted down. Thats why keira is in the forest playing village witch because being in any city is just asking to get kiked

>>381751629
The blunt end of a 50 pound mace?

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>>381751880
>mfw I killed keira anyway

>>381751971
It's much more satisfying to cuck Lambert

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>>381743397
What did you just said nigger?

>>381743661
She didn't bang it but she gets off to one that has an erect cock and imagines it inside her.

>>381751971

I killed her my very first time too, instantly reloaded because i didnt think that decision was going to lead to a fight and i didnt want to fight her at all to begin with.

Much better ending if she lives anyway.

>>381751880
Why don't the Mages just go south to Nilfgaard? That one who bought the magic tower in a vassal kingdom of Nilfgaard seems to have it all.

>>381751953
I dunno maybe for gameplay I don't think the majority of Aen Elle would be striking Ciri with a fucking heavy, bone crushing mace.

>>381752124
Are you kidding me? Emhyr is a fucking a white male! He is a racist and a fascist! Like ugh I can't even

Discounting an elder blood sperg out, Ciri would quite literally get fucking BTFO by pretty much any Witcher in one on one combat.

She doesn't have the speed or precision or agility they do let alone the decades of experience.

Sorcerers too would have a generally easy time with her.

>>381752124

Probably seen as enemies of the state, at least those that were advisors anyway as for your regular everyday mage, who the fuck knows. Maybe being a mage in nilfgaard is as bad as it currently is in the north. I mean in the game, emhyr had fringilla vigo imprisoned and she was advisor to him.

>Books talk about how Yen is flawed and imperfect, and not stunning
>In game she's a literal goddess

What

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>>381749391

>>381752419
Fringilla was a mwmber of the Lodge, a threat to basically everyone who isn't a cunt sorceress and again we see two instances where regular dude mages like that one that was prank called and the one that bought the tower are all living comfortable in presumably Nilfgaardian Vassal kingdoms and Duchy's.

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>>381752518
>in game she is a literal goddess
What game? She looked like 6/10 at best, maybe a 7 from a good angle.

A goddess looks like this

>>381752419
The Lodge betrayed every king and tried to take over the entire Northern Realms

In 3 it's like everyone forgot what happened in 2
The sorceress cries out in pain as she strikes you

>>381752518
>games
>canon

>>381744350
everyone I've known who's worked on a farm, male or female, is like this. gets lonely out there

>betraying your bro Djikstra

Hope none of you did this?

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>>381744248
so this is the Polish culture the neo-nazis of /pol/ praise

this explains everything

>>381752726
It's to be joke r-right?

>>381753082
I am never cared about redania

>>381753157
Every female is also a drunkard scheming promiscous slut. Aka the ideal eastern european woman

>>381753082
Roche > Dijkstra

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>>381750961
Use a blizzard potion, after you've killed your first wolf it snowballs and they all die before they can hit you again

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>>381752726
Yennefer irl looks pretty gud tho

>>381753436
>choker
oh gosh

>>381753436
Normiecore bitchface

>>381753436
Evelyn, go to sleep

>>381753082
His mistake was going after bRoche

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>>381753509
jealous dyke detected

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>>381753502
Pretty cute imo

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>>381753434
ooooo, you

>>381753082
I broke his leg and I only reloaded when I was told I'd miss an important quest

>>381753670
Why is she showing us her cotton-covered cunt?

>>381753290
Are you saying western women are different?

>>381754119
At least don't idolise them

Where I live girls who drink, smoke and swear are called "based" by every man

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>>381754029
>cotton-covered cunt

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>>381753436
looks like something from blacked

>>381743187
Because RULE OF COOL. Her powers doesn't work like that and CDPR are hacks.

>>381754202
Nothing wrong with smoking.
Drinking is unpleasant basically by definition, swearing is to be avoided.

>>381755536
>Nothing wrong with smoking.
Found the dickmuncher.

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>>381755165
Lol, nah. She's a cosplayer bro.

>>381753670
is that the cam girl Evelyn Claire? did she start doing porn?

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>>381755165
>>381755837
>>381755791
>mfw she made her FUCKIGN NON-CAM PROFESSIONAL DEBUT on BLACKED

>>381755975
>implying Yennefer would object to being blacked.

>>381753436
she's plain imo

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>>381756125
whatever
>Triss >>>>>>>> Yenn

>>381750337
Doesn't exist in the game. It's a mod.
Anna Henrietta replaced by Ciri (note she's wearing her clothes) and Either Vivian or Damien replaced with Emhyr.

>>381756125
>Yennifer loots a lump of charcoal.
>Igni

>>381752106
>radovid has gone 100% batshit
>hates mages like nothing else
>"hurr if I give him these knowledges he will pardon me!"
>"durr I'm sick of living without muh silky pillows and nail clippers!"
Fucking bitch asked for it. I wanted to save her but she's just a stupid cunt. Ain't worth it

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Stop staring Geralt and help me pull the wagon!

Ciri is the worst mary sue ever put in video games. Witcher 3 would be better as a narrative work if she was not in it

^

>>381756567
this, desu

which was your favourite boss fight?

Detlaff's was based

>https://youtu.be/Ih27CmFgTPc

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>>381756495
>>381753421
>>381752630
>>381749656
>>381749269
>>381748274
>>381747928
>>381745378
>>381744052
>>381743808
>>381743447
>>381743187

>Not installing the eyeshadow remover mod

You are all fucking disgusting
She always looks like she had a fucking mental break down 10mins ago if you don't use this mod...

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>>381743187
more like can't do shit when big daddy Geralt is around

>>381753290
Eastern european women are a lot less alcoholic than western women. In fact, they barely drink any alcohol at all.. When I visited the UK, Finland, Germany and Spain, I was shocked at how much the women there drank. Especially in Finland and Scotland, women there were piss-drunk day and night.

t. eastern euro

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>>381757046
>Using mods to make women less attractive

>>381750301
Here's a detail for all you slobbering Ciri fans out there: She's basically Kristen Stewart with white hair.
Whether that cures your hard-on for her or just makes you harder is up to you I suppose.

I for one cannot look at Ciri without being reminded of certain terrible, terrible movies I was forced to watch.

>>381753436
Why does she look borderline retarded?