You are the last companion or extremely helpful NPC to the PC you last played.
How's life?
>Bark
>Smell own ass
>Eat random throats for dinner
>Get exploded/shot/set on fire
>Bark more
>Fuck up master's sneak check
>Stare at master wondering why they're letting me get shot and screaming at me to move
>Carry all of master's missile launchers, hunting rifles, miniguns, armor, and junk
Life is heavy and extremely Dogmeat cannot carry any more.
>>381738125
>Spider-man 2
Gee, I'm no Black Cat, but I guess I can flirt with Spidey and carry around his sticky white stuff.
>>381738125
How's life?
>Blue Pikmin in submerged castle
>constantly carry treasure back for my greedy master
>watch dozens of my friends get crushed alive
>get thrown into a flower and become a neckbeard
Life is awful