>be me >lowest ranking soldier >1 year passes >i'm

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>be me
>lowest ranking soldier
>1 year passes
>i'm the best soldier in MSF second to Big Boss
>there's a girl that keeps talking about peace
>i kinda like her
>she betrays MSF
>she steals peace walker
>ohshit.jpg
>who the fuck names their kid Pacifica Ocean.
>its k cuz big boss stops her
>boss gives speech about us being what the ages wants us to even criminals
>the fuck, i don't wanna go to jail!
>some time passes
>now me, boss and johnny brav-i mean kaz are bros.
>i like the boss
>i would take a explosion to the face for him
>even be his body double
>i really like the boss
>he also now sounds like jack bauer
>we get a call saying they want us to rescue paz
>wtf she's still alive?
>also some boy named chico
>nobody cares about chico
>we go to some base camp
>wtf we have been here already
>5 times in fact
>first time we rescued kojima
>second we got a tape
>third we killed some guys
>fourth we destroyed some anti-air guns, and the base got blown up that time
>fifth it wasn't really us but a cyborg ninja that wanted watermelons and patches in exchange for killing aliens
>the fuck man
>we rescue them
>boss says something is not right
>she has a bomb on her belly
>had to cut her up
>this is gross
>i could swear there was a something in her you know where
>nah probablynothing
>mother base gets destroyed
>huey's nuclear "inspection team" was XOF
>what the fuck huey
>we get kaz out of there
>THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN DIDDLY FIDDLE!
>ohshit.jpg
>paz wakes up
>she says there;s another in her-
>i quickly get in front of the boss
>coma