my parents caught me mid-romance while playing dragon age inquisition.

>>381720573
Join ISIS

Sneak into mommy and daddy's room.

Kill your family and then yourself, goatfucker.

>>381720573
Go metal gear on their ass!
Show them your the big man!
You ain't afraid of no towel heads!

>>381720639
cant, too fat and not angry enough. i keep my explosions and rampages on grand theft auto 5, thank you very much

Strap bombs on your chest and allah ackbar them. Your dad will be proud and dead.

>>381720573

Bomb an ariana grande concert.

Send an anonymous tip to the FBI that your parents are plotting a terrorist plot, make some half assed shit up on a couple of pieces of paper and hide it somewhere in the house.

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>>381720573
>he still lets his parents take away his belongings
It's over for you anon. You're grounded.

>>381720573
Eat pork in front of them, then shit in their mouth.

Convert to Judaism and trick them into giving it back. Always worked in the past.

>>381720639
Congratulations, you are now in some goverment's list.

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>>381720573
You have to be 18 to post here.

>>381720573
1. Put child porn on your dad's PC.
2. Rat on him.
3. ??????
4. Profit!

Tell them you married the girl in-game and was planning of making infidels.

>>381721669
Literally everyone is, dumbass.

>>381720573
Who did you romance? And what race/gender were you playing as?

>>381722738
There are a lot of lists, with different risks.

>>381720573
Blow yerself up in name of islam and jihad.

If your parents are true muslims they'll appreciate you becoming a martyr and give you your laptop back which you obviously can't use anymore.

If they aren't true muslims they'll have to accept they haven't been all this time and acknowledge that they have to give you your laptop bakc that was taken on 'religious' grounds.

Either way OP, you're ironically fucked so you might as well kys.

>>381720573
Serves you right for playing shitty dating simulators. Die in a fire

>>381720573
I didn't even know muslims allowed vidya.
Just go and take the laptop back.

>>381722114
if he's in England he's going to get away with it tho, make sure you're an amerifat

>>381720775
This, senpai-lama-ding-dong.

put shoe on head

>>381720573
Put a bunch of bomb-making materials and ISIS propaganda in your dad's closet and then call the FBI.

Great thread
Check my 5

>>381720573
Flagellate yourself in the city square as penance. Not only will it show penance for your sin it'll leave some bad ass scars. If anyone tries to stop you just tell them you're practicing your Freedom of Religion and sue the police if they try to step in. Then you can buy all the laptops.

>>381720573
deport yourself my man

>>381722114
>implying they need cp when they have child sex slaves
they are muslims

>>381722738
>calling someone a dumbass
>is a dune coon
>parents can still take away his belongings
I hope your dad beats you later.

>>381723713
This desu, Police only do shit when you're white

So I'm fucked