>check a game tutorial on youtube >guy has such a strong

>open a video
>HEY GUYS IT'S DICKBUCKET956 HERE AND-
>close tab

>>381695229
>check a video for some litte shit in a video game that should take no more than 30 seconds to portray
>its 7 minutes long
>hey guys its me [channel name] hows it going bros dont forget to subscribe

that's a super kawaii anime girl :3

>looking for footage of new strat game
>open video
>Excited guy with cute accent
>half-chub

>>381695502
kys

>>381695229
Ironically it's usually the Indians who make the best tutorials once you learn their accents.

I just wanna learn how to play Graviteam Tactics: Operation Star

Please stop speaking broken English with a heavy Romanian accent

>>381695229
When people have a really tough time with accents I assume they're kind of stupid. I have very little trouble understanding even quite thick accents.

>tutorial video of whatever
>the guy don't explain shit and just does everything as fast as possible

>>381695713
>tfw to inteligent

;^)

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>Start video
>"HEY GUYS TURBOFAGGOT384 HERE, BE SURE TO HIT THAT LIKE BUTTON--"

If you tell me to like your videos before any of the actual content is shown, and before I can make any proper judgments of it, you automatically get a thumbs down. Fuck off.

>>381695549
Let's do a pact, you first
You are a cute Nordic boy right

>>381695791
ha ha sorry dad

>>381695832
No. I'm average, you're stupid. If you can't figure out what someone is trying to say when they have a somewhat competent grasp of english then that's sad.

Note that I'm not talking about dialects where people just make up words, but just people struggling to pronounce words correctly.

>>381695713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsUvcjk8J5c

Translate this

>>381695791
thats literally what i wish all tutorials were.

>>381696058
I posted just above that there's a difference between accents and dialects. The announcer has an accent the sheepfucker has a dialect.

What is she eating, an egg ring?

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>>381695229
>45 second video for some minor thing in a game
>30 second intro

>>381696058
The second farmer is a lot easier to understand than the first one though. But they're clearly saying words that only exist in their dialect that there's no reasonable way for me to understand.

"I'm missing about 10 ewes, it's not all that difficult all you've got to do is have a good "word I don't know" go at night, some moonshine night, just put the dagger round him put a "gibberish" then someone else to pick him up, whoever's doing it knows what he's doing.

>>381695902
how did you guess i'm nordic

>>381696094
these people usually leave out important parts because they're in such hurry, I forgot to mention that in the first post

>check thread on /v/
>OP is a weeb ˈfaɡət

>VIDEO WALKTHROUGH TUTORIAL GAMEPLAY
>it's just a shit playthrough video by someone who's shit at the game

>>381696878
That's just the cute accent I was talking about in my post.

>>381697110
Let's players have ruined video guides.

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>>381697110
>lets plays marked as walkthroughs

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>grand strategy/4x tutorial
>dude always has a french or german accent

why is this?

>>381697648
>walkthroughs with commentary not otherwise noted

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHXV3NnNtio
>Cutscene plays
>No idea what anyone is saying because of the accent

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>check game tutorial
>opens notepad
>this plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WPCLda_erI

>Title is in English
>open a video
>ПOЭTOMУ ЭTO PУКOBOДCTBO КAК ЗAMEHИTЬ ФИHЛЯHДИЯ

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>>381697834
Seems to be popular in Germany.

Speaking of accents
>Say something in a game or recording
>Someone always mistakes me or my accent for Brit

>Look up some gameplay
>It's narrated by a guy with a thick Russian/Eastern European accent

I really like this. Listening to some slave talk about vidya in their broken English is comfy to me.

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>mod reviewer
>strong male accent
>char is half naked woman
>they absolutely suck at playing the game
>100,000,000,000 subscribers

>>381695229
>open video of walkthrough
>shows map screen first so you know where you are
>looks at some notable landmark
>heads right towards secret/item
>has a link to a general strategy guide on gamefaqs
>and has a written guide in the description
These people are Jesus in disguise I tell ya

>>381698538

>Fallout 4 mod showcase
>thumbnail is "Sexy Lingerine Mod number 288"
>title is "CRAZY WHACKY LEAF BLOWER AS WEAPON - Fallout 4 mods weekly number 999999"
>plays video
>heY gUYs ItS yOUr FrienDly nEiGhbOuRhOOD coCksHorn hEre WitH AnotheER REtexTure For thE hAndGun
>looks literally indistinguishable from other retextures of the gun

>in depth analysis and review
>they literally just recap the story while making jokes

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>>381699264
>Game review
>They just spoil the whole plot without spoiler warning

Fucking Marbozir, just can't deal with that accent, what is it anyway, Eastern Europe or some such?

>>381700367
>20k subs
>2 grand a month
What ungodly ad campaign did you sign up for?

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>>381695559
t.Pajeet

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>>381695229
>Game review of unpopular game
>Sequence where reviewer destroys the disc in some "random" way

This fucking guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlNJjfdCcJg
The worst part is he's the only one that reviews some of these japanese games.

>>381695229
I never understand why people with thicc accents don't just speak their native tongue and have subtitles in english.
>>381696510
>30sec royalty free dubstep intro
This is the worst thing on earth. They always have only like 40 subscribers too.

>>381702285
Because subtitles take time to make