Hey Dad, do you know any good Co-op games you can play with someone you really like?
>>381692004
cry of fear so you can cuddle with them when a jumpscare gets them
>>381692004
Yeah.
Sex.
You know son i no longer care whether or not you're the one receiving. I'm just glad you're taking steps to get some.
>>381692004
Battleblock theater
brothers, it's not the best game and borderline a walking sim but you have to work together to play it
>>381692131
>>381692414
>>381692546
Thanks!, could you and mom Play that while i go out with my Boyfriend tonight?
Thanks again!
>>381692004
Yeah, sit down, we can play some.
>>381692978
>Implying my daughter is allowed to date.
You know that you're not allowed to date until you get married, honey.
If this isn't waifu-shit roleplaying then get;
EDF 4.1
Resident Evil 5 & 6
Little Big Planet 3
I think Sniper Elite 3 had couch co-op too
>>381694687
>Not marrying your daughter
A father always makes the best husband.
>>381694835
Objectively correct taste. Morgan is the best girl and deserves no less.
Young lady you know very well that you're only allowed to have sex with me. Kirby Super Star is kind of fun with two people though.
>>381692004
You not my wife's son, nigga
>>381692245
Literally this. Thanks dad
>>381694835
>>381694952
Fucking amazing taste.
>>381694835
>Morgan will never have her daddy's cock that she so desperately craves