>invite friend over to play video games >he brings

>>381674154
>friends
gtfo normalfag scum.

>she's better than you at video games

He's probably a cuck and wants you to fuck his girlfriend while playing your games

Can't people keep their pet roasties at home? Wherever I go, normalfags ALWAYS bring their roasties with them.

>>381674154
stop posting these dumb ass frogs

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>>381674424

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>>381674424
Ok, I will post anime. Happy?

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>>381674424
No.

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>>381674154
OP, you should have offered to be his girlfriend while you had the chance

>>381674679
Shut the fuck up faggot

>>381674679
Shut the fuck up faggot

>>381674679
Shut the heck up homosexual

>>381674154
>having friends that have girlfriends
I'm sorry anon but that makes you a normie by proxy. I'm afraid you have to leave.

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>>381674424

>>381674679
Shut the fuck up faggot

>>381675020

please don't say he*k it triggers me

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>invite friend over to play video games
>he brings his boyfriend

>>381674154
>now you have 3 players
what's the problem OP?

>be invited to hang out with friend
>with my gf
>she lives across town and hes down the street so not worth driving her home
>go to my friends house
>he acts like a autistic spurg because of her

hes an unbearable little shit.

>>381675249
the problem is that 3 is an odd number and now you have to take turns

>your only irl friends gets a gf
>brings her along everytime
>needy, throws tamtrums over everything
god help me

>>381675265
Kill yourself nigger

>>381674679

Please be quiet you person that's into the same sex.

>>381674154
>friend invites me over to his house
>his gf sucks my dick when he goes to the store
I'm sorry Kevin I tried my best

>Invite chick friend to hang out
>She brings boyfriend
>He keeps desperately trying to paint himself as the alpha male.

The worst

CHECK MY 8

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>friend brings his gf over to play Smash Bros with the crew
>everyone has a good fun time

>hey anon I liked being over here but I gotta leave early because my girlfriend wants something

>>381675414
Iktfb.

>>381674154
they're only their to laugh at you

>>381675642
>chick friend
AHAHAHA fucking wh*te "people"

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>>381674424

>>381675778
cant blame em when your an autistic frail fucck whos only good at playing centipede

>friend invites you to his house
>his girlfriend is there
What the actual fuck

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>>381674424
no

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>>381674424
>stop posting these dumb ass frogs

I'm going to be thinking about all the mean things you said to me when I go to bed tonight.

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>>381676121
>>friend invites you to his house
>>his girlfriend is there
>tell him to fuck off
>go home
Now I have no friends haha

>she pretends shes this big of a gamer to infiltrate male circle
>only plays final fantasy and dmc for cute boys

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>>381676121
Last time that happened I told him off in front of his gf and left. Only an ultra beta let's himself be the 3rd wheel

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>>381674154
>when my wife's son invites his friends over to play video games

>>381674154
>invite friend to go with you to a comic con
>worked really hard on my Darth Maul costume
>he brings his girlfriend
>they fuck in the public in front of you

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>>381674154
haha bro
*rips bong*
I'm bringing her over to watch me play Fifa, what are you gonna do about it?

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>>381674154
>invite friend's gf over to play video games and ____.
>she brings my friend.

>>381676879
Not let you in my house

>>381674154
Why do they do this? They already know you don't want her there and she's not going to have a good time watching guys play a video game. Who insists on this situation? Why? It's baffling.

>dude like i just can't be apart from my cocksleeve for any amount of time! She NEEDS to be here

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>>381676879
IM NOT YOUR BRO
>FIFA

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>381676910
>it turns out they have been hanging out behind your back
>haha anon your friend is such a cool guy
>you and your friend lock eyes and you see the spark in his eye

You dumb beta fuck boy piece of shit, 9 years of friend ship and you try to pull this shit?

>>381674679
Fuck off boco

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>>381674424
Make me.

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>friend invites you over to play video games
>his girlfriend is there
>they end up getting drunk and having sex in another room

>>381677157
Two reasons
He wants to hang out with you but he is too beta to tell his gf he doesn't want to hang out with her today because anon doesn't like being a 3rd wheel

Or

He wants to show off his gf

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>>381677552
>they start having sex right in front of you

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>Had sex with two of my friends' girlfriends
>They never found out

>>381674154
That's the polite way to say " I would rather spend time with my gf but don't want to screw you last minute" mixed with a bit of "Why would he want to visit his friend over spending time with me? I'll tag along and half ass everything on purpose so the other(s) get annoyed and secretively beg to leave on a constant basis. That way I'll get what I want and they won't want me to tag along anymore forcing my bf into making a decision I'll obviously win."

>>381677552
I'm sorry you're upset about never having sex. You should be happy your friend gets to even though you don't.
You might be a shitty friend m8

>>381678052
>>381678159
Kill yourselves

>>381678159
This opinion works until you're passed puberty. Afterwards, you're just being a selfish dick at your friend's expense.

>>381678286
Real friends would let their boy have sex and not complain about it

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>>381678159
>virginshaming
>on /v/

>go out with friend
>discover I am third wheel
>they choose to go to his gf's house for a bit
>I think its temporary
>house doesnt have video games of course
>she goes to the bathroom and does that typical girly chatter no one cares about
>sit around waiting for them to be done so we can go somewhere
>they go and lock themselves in the other room
>they start fucking
>getting late now I wanna go home
>not my house, brushes and shit on the couch
>I fucking loath her
>knock on the door and call my friend
>"Max? Max?"
>no response
>"Max?"
>hear loud thud then silence
>half an hour later he gets out and is pissed off at
>drives me home
>from then on I become the one who ditches friends
>treat everyone like theyre passing
>actually mock people that want my number to go out

friends just get in the way of my vidya

>>381678490
>phoneposting
>on /v/

>>381678419
Real friends would hook their friends up, not rub it in their faces like a smug fucking cunt

>autosage
fucking owned

>>381678630
Did somebody fuck in front of you or something?

>>381674679
this, you fuck up and now you have to deal withe the consequences

>>381678718
Your gf and her bull did yes

>>381678159

I have had plenty of sex

>>381678718
Only time this happened was when I lived with a childhood friend with a hardcore inferiority complex. I had recently met a solid 8/10 and he got salty for some reason. One evening he came in with the one infamous high school slut and proceeded to fuck her with his bedroom door wide open.

Not sure if it was out of spite or if he really wanted that filth that hard. It was surreal.