>The Switch doesn't have any games 1.Zelda :Botw 2.Mk8

You got it right the first time.

No gaems.

>>381663425
But it does

>>381662979
Most of those are ports and the rest are games that haven't even come out.
Also your Switch image is fanboy shit where all of the "features" are photoshopped in (trophies, browser, multiple game shelfs, games that aren't even announced and never will be) . It's literally fake as fuck just like the Switch's game lineup.

>>381662979
if that list seems okay to you, you deserve it

>>381662979
>1.Zelda :Botw
Multiplat

>2.Mk8 Deluxe
Port

>3.Street Fighter
Multiplat and overpriced 26 year old rom

>4.NBA Playgrounds
Multiplat and shit

>5.Minecraft
Multiplat and shit

>6.Mighty Gunvolt Burst
Multiplat and shit

>7.Arms
Shovelware tier thrash

>8.Splatoon 2
Pseudo sequel/port that isnt even released

>9.Mario Odyssey
Might be good, but it isnt even released
also >those textures

>10.Skyrim
Port of a 6 year old game

>11.Yoshi
Unreleased kiddy shit

>12.Kirby
Unreleased kiddy shit

>13.Metroid
Really? The only thing they showed is the fucking logo.

14.Mario rabbids
Yeah, rabbids humor shoved down your throat and braindead difficutly on a strategy game sure is great

>15.Shovel Knight
3 year old multipat game

>16.Fast Racing
Poors man Wipeout

>17.puyo puyo
Multiplat 3 year old game

>18.bomberman
Shit game

>19.Xenoblade
The combat makes me want to kill myself, playing through it must be the most boring experience ever

>20.Sonic
really? listing fucking sonic?
Plus games not announced

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>>381662979
>The Switch doesn't have any games
Yeah that's right, because all it has are ports (multiplatform). Try again in a year or two.

>>381662979

>Ports, shovelware, and things that don't actually exist yet.

>>381664675
Why does multiplats not count?

>>381664675
>kiddie shit
Oh yes i bet you only play mature games for mature people like yourself

>>381665496
Because that's how console wars work. Only exclusives count as logical reasons to own a console.

>>381664675
>I don't like it so it's not a game
Fuck off

>>381665071
So your saying they're not video games

>>381665702
But if I own the console why can't I play multiplats on it.

The op wasn't listing reasons to own a switch over other consoles he was simply listing games it has.

>>381665496
Not according to people that shit on the Vita.

>>381665832
games that most people already played if they wanted to

>>381662979
Shopped

>>381662979
three games of that list kind of matter and the rest are either old shit or garbage

>>381666483
Wow we got a great observer here

>>381665617
Are you kidding me? Kirby and Yoshi games are among the most braindead easy games in the whole industry.
They are literally made for little kids.

>>381665702
The switch is the only console that can play console multiplats handheld.

>>381662979
Not all of those are out yet, now remove shovel ware, remakes and multiplats and you know why I don't own a switch, also
>no SMTV
Ah I see, you have shit taste

>>381664675
This, but without the opinions. Right now ARMS and Bomberman are the only games that are truly new and exclusive.

>>381662979
All games I could play on other consoles I already own

>>381666678
Vita can do that too, but it still got the usual
>multiplat
>port

When talking about its games.

>>381662979
>I'm going to pretend to defend a console just to incite a console war thread
Fuck off and die you faggot

>>381666714
DONT FORGET SNIPPER CLIPPERS

>>381666614
thanks

>>381662979
>all ports

>>381662979
If you have to list unreleased games you fail. But please, you DO have those indie games that were released on other consoles five years ago selling at full price. Why didn't you list them?

>>381666891
Graceful Explosion Machine too

>>381664675
USF2: The Final Challengers is exclusive to the switch. Not that anyone wants to play it.

>>381666671
You goofed by singling those specific series out, because anyone who has played Kirby or Yoshi's games (especially Kirby) knows the end-game and secret level content is usually designed to chug your lives away. They're marginally harder games than whatever "follow the glowing arrow" AAA garbage you probably think is "mature".

>shovelware and games that are releasing in the future

wow you sure convinced me!

>>381667348
>secret levels are hard, that means the game is hard even if the whole game is braindead easy and 1% of the game is hard

fag

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>1.Zelda :Botw
Already on Wii U. Also it's nice to play it at 1080p at 60fps without framedrops on an emu or my console overheating just because it's docked.
>2.Mk8 Deluxe
A re-release with extra content that could have easily been just added as DLC in the wii U version.
>3.Street Fighter
Every console has a street fighter now including PC.
>4.NBA Playgrounds
Please don't tell me you were actually serious with this.
>5.Minecraft
autismcraft released for the 50th time yay!
>6.Mighty Gunvolt Burst
Not sure what this is so i'll let it pass for now.
>7.Arms
Hands. Because they're more entertaining to use and play with then that gimmick is.
>8.Splatoon 2
Congrats, something people actually care about.
>9.Mario Odyssey
Great job, you're on a roll don't let me down anon!-
>10.Skyrim
So close..yeah i'm so excited for a game released 6 years ago!

I cut out the next 3 because those weren't even games you were just naming characters off..
>14.Mario rabbids
nobody cares rabbids and they didn't 50 game releases ago to.
>15.Shovel Knight
Do nintenbros just like name off a bunch of shit I can already play to make their console look like it actually has games?
>16.Fast Racing
don't know anything about this so again I can't comment.

Just removed the last ones because it's just you naming off characters/base titles.

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Notice how these threads always come up during America time? More specifically, 8 am California time. Anyway, time to debunk another shill. Let's do this.

>>381662979
>Zelda :Botw
On WiiU
>2.Mk8 Deluxe
On WiiU
>3.Street Fighter
Old ass game
>4.NBA Playgrounds
who cares, shovelware, multiplat
>5.Minecraft
see above, I'm not 12
>6.Mighty Gunvolt Burst
also on 3DS, like... 4 years ago
>7.Arms
7/10, garbage
>8.Splatoon 2
not out yet
>9.Mario Odyssey
not out yet
>10.Skyrim
how old is this game now? 7 years old? If you haven't played Skyrim by now, why would you buy a Switch for i?
>11.Yoshi
for children, not out yet
>12.Kirby
for children, not out yet
>13.Metroid
not out yet
>14.Mario rabbids
for children, looks like shit, not out yet
>15.Shovel Knight
already own it on 3 other platforms
>16.Fast Racing
on WiiU
>17.puyo puyo
What is this?
>18.bomberman
Who cares?
>19.Xenoblade
not out yet
>20.Sonic
for autists, multiplat, not out yet

Try again. You fail. Give me one. ONE, Switch EXCLUSIVE with a metascore of 8 or higher.

Go on, I'll wait.

>>381667776
it's ok you're still a console peasant so you can continue acting as if ancient outdated hardware with no options and paid online is a better experience.

>>381667489
Kirby has more post game content than the main story. Shut the fuck up. Quit acting like you know anything about games you've never played.

>>381662979
remove them ports and the "may be released in 2 or 3 or 4 years or whatever - and you got almost nothing.

Kirby
Yoshi

wow, such amazing names. And I thought worst than New Super Mario Bros is not possible. I was wrong.

>>381667883
I have a PS4 and a PC. I'd buy a Switch if it had games. Now tell me where the games are. Go on, I gave you my parameters, it's not very hard to do. PS4 can do it, WiiU can do it, even Xbone can do it.

Now stop trying to avoid my request and answer my question.

>>381666671
>totally made for kids
>fag can't complete kid kirby games to 100% completion

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>>381664675
And those are all still games. Your post is worthless.

>>381667776
>mk8 deluxe
>on wii u
>no battle mode and firehopping

>>381662979
i was surprised how enjoyable Mighty Gunvolt Burst was

>>381668502
>paying $300 + game + internet for a battle mode and a balance patch

WOOOOOOOOOOW

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>>381664675
>>19.Xenoblade
>The combat makes me want to kill myself

I know what I'm getting you for xmas

>>381662979
How many of those are out right now or can only be experienced on switch?

>>381668347
By that logic the Vita is the best console ever.

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>>381667776
>7/10
>garbage
that's an above average score
>shovel knight
>already own it on 3 other platforms
but for what purpose

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>>381668898
Take off 15 points from the Nintendo bonus, and that score isn't very glamorous.

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>Listing games that aren't even out

How desperate are NintendoCucks?

>>381669038
but it's still above average you dumbass

>>381666446
What does that matter?

A game is still a game regardless of if other people have played it before.

Just admit you're a pathetic fanboy.

>>381662979
>all that TL;DR

K.

Still not going to buy it lol

>>381669038
>Nintendo bonus
So what do we call the score for Killzone 2? That game is one of the worst shooters of all time and it has an above 90 score.

>>381669098
>multiplats and ports suddenly matter if they are on Nintendo, but Nintendo fanboys spammed >ports >multiplats on every fucking single Vita thread this board has seen for the last 5 years.

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>>381669086
A C grade is not above Average

>>381669190
that's known as the western bonus
if it's triple a and made by westeners it automatically gets a good dick sucking

>>381669265
>going from using numbers to letters
just admit you're a dipshit who doesn't understand above average

i bought a switch cause my boyfriend was talking about how he wanted one, i was meh on it, i got a pc and ps4, but i bought the switch, and its only been a few days but ive been enjoying it
games are expensive, but i bought arms, mk8 deluxe, and zelda.

at first unboxing everything, everything felt cheap. and not good. but once you hold it in handheld mode, it feels kinda nice. the graphics are great, i like the design, like the controllers are mirrors of eachother.
i downloaded some demos the other day. blaster master is sick, i had no idea it was an NES game.
anyway I like it. Im waiting for new features

>>381667505
>Taking time out of your day to post a blog of opinions nobody asked for

Kek

>>381669190
Do you see me listing Killzone anywhere? No, then fuck off.

>>381669086
A mediocre tech demo is no reason to convince me to buy a console, sorry.

>>381669430
>Do you see me listing Killzone anywhere
No, but you see me listing Killzone. Now answer the fucking question. Then again, don't bother because a non dick sucker >>381669270 already did.

>>381669430
my argument wasn't the game is good or that you should buy the console my whole argument was how is a 7/10 game garbage even you some random other anon at least admit it's mediocre which is a better score than garbage

>>381669409
if you don't like the switch, you dont have friends to race with, punch in arms, which has sports potential.
or friends to play 8 player bomberman with.

>>381669367
Nope.

7/10 is equivalent to a C grade, common knowledge

>>381669229
So because other people are fucking pathetic losers you're a pathetic loser in return?

I can understand the multiplats not counting if your arguing what games make a system worth owning. But this thread is talking about games available on a system. All games available. Including ports and multiplats.

Please take your sad greasy fanboy ass to some other shitposting thread. Or you could try to stop making the board pure cancer with your pathetic mindset.

>>381669409
lol 1v1 me on ARMS, faggot.

>>381669265
It isn't school, treating hundred point rating systems like school grades completely invalidates the lower range of numbers, damn shame that there will never be agreement as to what video game is consistently a 5/10 so people have a frame of reference.

>>381669618
common knowledge where?
reddit?
neogaf?
9gag?
funnyjunk?
somethingawful?
C is a passing grade most of the time anyway
passing doesn't equal garbage still

>>381669513
Or i could just get a PS4 or Xbox and play tekken with friends since they would rather play that than some wii sports tier garbage like arms

>>381669618
>Common knowledge
It is also common knowledge to attribute "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result" to Einstein. That common knowledge is WRONG.

>>381664675
imagine being this Not Mad Online

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>>381669498
What does that matter, I asked for 8/10 exclusives, you gave a mediocre 7, and excused it by saying "b-but Killzone." Killzone is shit, there's a reason I didn't buy a PS4 at launch.

Still waiting for those Switch exclusives you cock-gobbling mongoloid.

>>381669505
Read above. I asked for 8/10s, not overhyped shovelware trash. Where are the games?

>>381669742
>Friends

Yep. Xbox is perfect for you normie fag.

>>381669723
Everywhere from educational institutes to other forms of necessary grading.

Saying something is above average means they got a good score. Getting a 7/10 or C is just passing aka just barely qualifying and not a "above average" score.

>>381665243
the switch doesn't come pre-loaded with any software. do you fucking idiots know what shovelware is, or are you just spouting buzzwords at things that you can't figure out why you dislike

>>381669862
how does scoring video games = eductional institutes?

>>381669838
>Still waiting for those Switch exclusives
Who the fuck are you quoting you troglodyte? I came into this conversation asking you what you call Killzone's bullshit score. But you're being incredibly defensive, so it's obvious you're a cock sucking shitposting console warrior that needs to fuck off back to plebbit.

>>381669812
Not an argument

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>>381668147
you're just going to keep moving the goalposts every time someone answers you. jesus christ you are a tiring person, how does anyone spend any time around you? do you have family, friends? how do they fucking DO it?

>>381669973
>So BTFO he has to resort to not an argument
Thanks for conceding defeat my fellow gamur.

>>381669918
I said it's an example of where it's used sonce you didn't want to list social sites

>>381670028
Not an argument

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>>381669960
I already said Killzone was trash you stupid fanboy. Grow a fucking pair. Stop changing the topic.

This thread is about Switch games, or the lack thereof, not the PS4s miserable launch line up. You cucks are the ones trying to validate your awful purchases by convincing others to join in, in hopes of getting more games through increased sales. I'm not the dumb fuck who bought a console at launch and is now in some crusade for the company's image. Fuck off.

>>381668853
Not him but it doesn't matter. Games are games regardless of quality. What the nigga OP should've said was the Switch has no GOOD games, then he'd have a subjective argument at least.

>Proceeds to list every game including indies,multiplats and shit/unreleased games to pad his list

>>381670021
>moving goalposts
The goalposts have remained the same as they were in March, it's not my fault you can score.

I'm still waiting on that ONE 8/10 or higher Switch exclusive, and no one has delivered. Not one person in every thread we've had.

>>381665832
You can but they aren't a reason to buy a console unless they have some decent exclusive content (Like Sonic All Stars Racing having 5 player local multiplayer on the WiiU)

>>381666678
>The switch is the only console that can play console multiplats handheld.
>That size
>portable
No. It literally isn't.

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>>381670439
why the fuck do you care so much about the metacritic score? you think the switch is shit and all of its games are kiddie shit, nobody is going to change your mind, please fuck off and die already

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>>381670297
>being this mad that someone else is having fun

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Why does everyone keep calling Splatoon 2 a port? Are sequels port now?

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>>381670619
>metacritic only matters when it's Zelda

Then stop shilling your shitty console on here on a DAILY basis. I getting sick and tired of your goddamn threads.

>>381667776
>port
>port
>multiplat
>mite b good
>garbage
>port multiplat
>port
>port
that's how it works, sequels are ports

>>381670815
>>metacritic only matters when it's Zelda
i can't seem to find that line in any of my posts, could you screenshot it and help me out?

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>>381670712
>Nintendo fans are having so much fun that they've overrun /v/ for the past 3 years

Sure is FUN to be a Nintendo fan, yep!!

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>List of 20 games only achievable through multiplats like Sonic Mania, Shovel Knight and Puyo Puyo, unreleased products like Kirby, Yoshi, Rabbids, etc, ports like MK8:Worse online and more items edition and BOTW, and Fast Racing, and the classic early adopter technique "literally every exclusive we have regardless of quality" like ARMS.
Memes and console wars aside, that's honestly a pathetic library.

>>381670815
have you ever considered that maybe the problem is that you're pathetic enough to go on /v/ daily and take note of the content of all the different threads instead of just hiding them like a halfway normal human being

>>381662979
You misunderstand.

The switch doesnt have any games.
That I want.

I already played Zelda MK and splat a while ago.Once its holidays and theres a mario bundle I'll get one.

>>381669701
i suck rn, i played one handful of times.

>>381670424
>Him: here's a list of every game switch has
>Lists every game switch has
>You: Wooooooow

>>381670972
>i think /v/ is even remotely indicative of gaming as a whole
p.s. most of those people aren't nintendo fans. they're what we call "trolls", dear, it's people being shitheads on purpose because this is 4chan you fucking dullard

>>381670815
Broken clocks are right twice a day.

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>>381671176
>shills are now trolls
No anon.

>>381664675
>multiplat
but when the switch doesn't get multiplats it counts right? fucking cherrypick cuck go play on your nogame PC

>>381669742
>tfw have friends who want to play traditional fighting games AND new shit like ARMS

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>>381671309
PC is where every multiplat is best played. Nintendo, Xbox, and Playstation are not.

>>381671158
Except switch does own any of those multiplats or indies so take them off the list.

And shit "games" like nba

>>381671282
literally never seen that while browsing ever. if you're getting ads, they are probably targeted. and you're on a video gaming site, so guess what the fuck the ad might be. yes, most of them are still trolls, and know that their shit never gets old becasuse retards like you will always spout VIRAL MARKETING!!11!. /v/ isn't actually that big anymore, i somehow doubt that there's going to be a huge viral marketing push when 90% of the eyeballs on that ad will just call it a nigger 20 seconds later.

>>381671425
Have fun with your computer-machine then. I'll see you in the Bloodborne, P5 and FFXV port-begging thread tomorrow right?

>>381671425
Nah. Switch is portable, PC isn't.

>>381671670
That size isn't portable faggot. It's only portable in the most technical sense of the word.

>>381671597
4chan doesn't get google AdSense, ads on here have to be paid for, so guess what?

>>381671765
gamestop advertises on game websites?

>>381671747
Can't even understand what you wrote, ESL retard.

>>381671747
You can't fit a 6 inch tablet in your pocket/suit or jacket pocket/bag/girlfriend's purse?

>>381671425
You could argue there is incentive to get switch multiplats over other systems for the ability to dual console/handheld with one purchase.

I know that's what I'm doing for Sonic Mania. I'm buying it on switch over pc and ps4 versions for that dual option

No miku games no buy.

Fuck, new mirai when?

>>381672319
i have no girlfriend and the switch cannot fit inside my cargo shorts bitch

>>381672319
And where are the joycons in this equation? Shoved up your ass?

The literal only situation I would use a Switch portably in is at the airport while I'm traveling.
But I wouldn't ever do that because the Switch is all screen and you can't buy a case that goes around the fucking thing to protect it because of the way they designed the dock and joycons. You're one undelicate flight attendant handling your bags, or your bag getting crushed in the overhead, etc away from breaking your Nintendo Switch

It is FAR too big and delicate to realistically consider it a handheld or portable.

>>381672226
>Can't even understand what you wrote
Are you fucking retarded?
I'm not even him just astounded.

>That size isn't portable faggot.
That size, the one that is the switchs size, is not portable you faggot
>It's only portable in the most technical sense of the word
Its only portable if you use the broad term in that you can take it with you easily if you have a carrying case. Like a laptop. Its not a gaming device in the traditional sense because IT DOESNT FIT IN YOUR POCKET

Not top mention controllers and charging cables. Its fucking laptop portability at best and thats pretty shit compared to GB or DS

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>>381672469
You're buying a retro 2d platformer so you can play it without a dpad? Or pay 70 dollars to play it with a bad dpad from the Switch pro on the TV exclusively?

You're retarded my man, congrats.

>>381672319
Gotta spend $20-$30 to get a carrying bag that makes you look like a european faggot.

>>381672613
You can autistically rage against it all you want, the relevant markets obviously consider it a portable.

>>381672319
99% of people that would be willing to play a Nintentedo console in public are socially retarded ugly permavirgin losers, so take the Girlfriend thing out of the equation

>>381672726
>that makes you look like a european faggot
The most stereotypical neckbeard* you'd be lucky if you're Switchbag made you look that good, anon.

>>381672852
missed you quentin

>>381672807
>Argument as to why it isn't portable
>"You can autistically rage against it all you want"
And how about you counter my points before we continue?

>>381670998
Stop posting this in every switch thread every day. No one gives a fuck about your Wii U collection

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>>381673026
It's clearly reaching it's intended goal of triggering Switch owners though.

>>381672980
There are no points to counter, it stops being a debate as soon as the product is released. As long as the Japanese consider it a handheld anything you say is utterly meaningless.

>>381669098
theyre not a reason to own the system

>>381673548
>There are no points to counter

>And where are the joycons in this equation?
>the Switch is all screen and you can't buy a case that goes around the fucking thing to protect it because of the way they designed the dock and joycons
>You're one undelicate flight attendant handling your bags, or your bag getting crushed in the overhead, etc away from breaking your Nintendo Switch
>It is FAR too big and delicate to realistically consider it a handheld or portable.

Get started.

I think it's valid to note how many of the currently available games are ports from the Wii U for the three of us who bought the damn thing.

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>>381673804
No it's entirely reasonable to point out that the Switch is going to be very useless for a very long time for 13 million+ of Nintendo's more dedicated fans. But that would hurt the narrative so we have to shitpost about how it's a bad console even though we want it's entirely library instead.

Based kimishima, based Switch.

>>381673742
>And where are the joycons in this equation?
Doesn't matter, the Japanese are buying it in handheld numbers
>the Switch is all screen and you can't buy a case that goes around the fucking thing to protect it because of the way they designed the dock and joycons
Doesn't matter, the Japanese are buying it in handheld numbers
>You're one undelicate flight attendant handling your bags, or your bag getting crushed in the overhead, etc away from breaking your Nintendo Switch
Doesn't matter, the Japanese are buying it in handheld numbers
>It is FAR too big and delicate to realistically consider it a handheld or portable.
Doesn't matter, the Japanese are buying it in handheld numbers
I bet you're one of those complete retards who still insists modern phones are way too big and will never ever sell.

>>381672691
I'll use the stick to play because I'm not autistic.

>>381672980
You're entire argument is "no it isn't portable". You don't really have much of an argument m8

>>381673967
>Doesn't matter, the Japanese are buying it in handheld numbers
Doesn't matter. We are not stockholders.
>Doesn't matter, the Japanese are buying it in handheld numbers
Doesn't matter. We are not stockholders.
>Doesn't matter, the Japanese are buying it in handheld numbers
Doesn't matter. We are not stockholders.
>Doesn't matter, the Japanese are buying it in handheld numbers
Doesn't matter. We are not stockholders.

>It's selling well so it's portable - A complete retard

>>381673652
And if you already own the system?

>>381674141
the ps4 is a portable, retard

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>>381673249
It's not. Most switch owners on here on a Wii U.

Why would I get mad at those games ? I have most the same games. The guy spamming that picture will buy a Switch at some point. While he currently struggles to find a room not infested with japs on Mario kart in playing battle mode with no lagging power hopping Americans

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>>381672687
>Its only portable if you use the broad term
So, it's portable.

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>>381674320
>Most switch owners on here on a Wii U.
Only the blindest fanboy actually owns both of those at the same time right now.

>>381674141
The only reason a "portable" label matters is that it sells to the portable audience. The Switch sells to the portable audience for its portable features, therefore it is a portable.

>>381665702
What if I don't have a Wii U and I want a Switch for Odyssey and it would be a great addition if I could play Breath of the Wild on it, but I wouldn't spend money on a Wii U just for Breath of the Wild.

Does Breath of the Wild count as a Switch game yet?

>>381674469
>Branding matters
And where is branding going to be when your completed exposed tablet is destroyed by bringing it out into the world?

Let me know. I'd fucking love to hear about it.

>>381674704
>your completely

>>381674704
>Completely exposed phone
>Completely exposed laptop
>Completely exposed GBA/DS/PSP/VITA/3DS

>>381674704
Switch survived a 1000 foot drop.

I have so many god damned games on my switch to play that I can't choose and just shit post on /v/.

Fuck off.

>>381675213
Only because it landed on the joycon, which was destroyed. If the tablet itself would have hit first it would has been ruined.

>>381675084
>Completely exposed phone
Buying cases like otterbox's that stay on at all times is the norm for phone owners
>Completely exposed laptop
Clamshell shape, stays stable on your lap or table, not being held, cases exist for when it's not in use as well
>Completely exposed GBA/DS/PSP/VITA/3DS
You're seriously going to try and pretend that a fucking GAMEBOY is as delicate as a gigantic modern screen with no case? Or the DS's when they have access to clamshell?
Vita is the only ones of those thats EVEN CLOSE in terms of durability problems, and because it doesn't need a dock and joycons you can put a proper case around it that can stay while it's in use, negating the issue.

It's almost like the hardware for the Switch is incredibly half baked or something.

>>381664383
>Most of those are ports
if it's ported from a console no one bought then it's a new game.

>>381675946
>13 million
>no one bought
Keep spinning Switch owners. I'm sure reality will conform to your story one of these days.

>>381667776
Why post a bunch of ports? PS4 literally only has 1 game. Bloodbourne, and it only got that game 2 years after the PS4 release. Meaning you dumb Sony fanboys bought a console which had ZERO games for two whole years. That's pathetic.

>>381675926
So your argument is you can buy cases and accessories for phones and laptops and tablets.

But the same thing doesn't count for switch because.... Reasons?

Epic.

>>381675562
It survived a 1000 foot drop. Try that with the PS4 or Xbox and it'd be in a million pieces.

>>381676038
14 million now anon

>>381676451
>But the same thing doesn't count for switch because.... Reasons?
The Switch's Joycons and dock don't allow you to keep an protective shell on the Switch during use. Like literally almost every other modern electronic.

>>381676470
The thing that got hit by the 1000's foot drop didn't survive though?

If the PS4 or Xbone was shielded by it's controllers I'm sure it'd have a fair shot too.

>>381676592
You regularly drop things firmly held with both hands? Anon if you had just told us you have advanced Parkinson's we would've been nicer to you.

>>381676681
Go ahead and tape controllers to each side of the six pound ps4 and see what happens.

The switch weighs less than a pound

>>381676751
>You regularly drop things firmly held with both hands?
Ah the classic, I only need a case because I'm clumsy. Surely no unforeseen circumstances ever occur.
>You're one undelicate flight attendant handling your bags, or your bag getting crushed in the overhead, etc away from breaking your Nintendo Switch
Like I outlined earlier in the thread or anything. That would certainly be a shame for your narrative, anon.

>>381665617
yeah. i dont see how this isnt a valid argument. i dont play with toy cars and make vroom vroom noises either. do you, apparently fully grown man?

>>381662979
>shit games on the list
>games not released on the list

yeah you showed them

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>>381662979
>a lot of games but most of those games don't have mass appeal to the hardcore gamers.

>>381676592
>Needing a case for somethring while it's in use

Lmao what?

>>381677535
>just put on and take the case off literally every time you want to use it lmao

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>>381677535
>He doesn't keep his laptop in a steel case with a 3 layer thick gorilla glass window while using it
It's like you want your laptop to break when a bus crashes into your living room.

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>>381677535
>Not taking care of your electronics
Lets say the Switch last for half a decade, 5 years.

Can you really say for certain that a handheld with no case or meaningful protection on it is going to make it through 5 years (And any use you're getting after that) without any sort of incident?
The answer is no, without proper protection on the Switch it's basically up to the lottery of circumstance who is going to have to buy 3 of these things during it's lifespan and who is going to not run into these issues.

Honestly, I would seriously consider getting a switch if they put mario maker on it.
I have a 2ds, but fuck the portable version.
They took a game that thrives on its community and removed the community from it, unless you live in japan which is clear who they made it for and no one else.

>>381662979
1. Cross plat
2. Cross plat
3. Multiplat
4. Multiplat
5. Multiplat
6. Never heard of it - review say it has shortcomings, but fair point.
7. Meh-tier fighter, but fair point.
8. Online shooter that I don't care about, but fair point.
9. Not released
10. Not released - multiplat
11. Not released
12. Not released
13. Not released
14. Not released
15. Multiplat - not released
16. Never heard of it, but fair point
17. Multiplat
18. Fair point
19. Not released
20. Not released

Your 20 games got whittled down to 5, presuming all the "fair points" are actually released today. Of those 5, I haven't heard of 2 of them, and I'm not excited about any of them.

Boy, you sure told me!

>>381678328
dosent matter. its a non removable lithium battery. a battery like that loses 20% of its capacity a year, though after the 2nd year that can get faster, so by the 5 year mark itll be a handheld with a battery life of 49 minutes, assuming the battery hasnt bulged and destroyed the internals/screen

49 minutes

>>381674320
If most switch owners on here own a Wii U, then most switch owners on here are retarded.

OP forgot to count the batteries.

>>381667776
>6.Mighty Gunvolt Burst
>also on 3DS, like... 4 years ago
That was a different game. Burst is basically MN9 if MN9 was a good game. It's coming to 3DS soon though.

>>381679087
Oh, I can't wait to watch this "hot item" in the Switch library literally not get noticed as it comes to a console with actual games on it.

>>381675946
not same anon but i never got a WiiU, and im very exited for posible new ports. should i feel bad about this?

>>381679269
Anon, it didn't get noticed on the Switch either. Have you seen any thread about it?

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>>381677758
>Flip cover
>Play
>Flip cover back

NOOOOOO DELETE THIS!

>>381679329
Do what you want, anon. Yes, I'm judging you, but do you really care?

>>381679329
>should i feel bad about this?
No
>Should I consider them a reason to own the Switch
Also no.

>>381679467
>goes to dock

>>381679467
>piece of fabric gentle laid in front of the screen
Right, that's gonna do a hell of a lot. I meant a proper case anon, not some kind of screen drape.

1.Zelda :Botw
>port
2.Mk8 Deluxe
>port
3.Street Fighter
>port
4.NBA Playgrounds
>port?
5.Minecraft
>port
6.Mighty Gunvolt Burst
>port
7.Arms
>exclusive
8.Splatoon 2
>exclusive
9.Mario Odyssey
>exclusive
10.Skyrim
>port
11.Yoshi
>exclusive (2018)
12.Kirby
>exclusive (2018)
13.Metroid
>exclusive (2019)
14.Mario rabbids
>exclusive (lol)
15.Shovel Knight
>port
16.Fast Racing
>port
17.puyo puyo
>exclusive?
18.bomberman
>exclusive
19.Xenoblade
>exclusive (2018)
20.Sonic
>kek

Switch will have two games by the end of the year (three if ARMS is actually good). Gotta love how OP completely forgot about Pokemon, Fire Emblem, SMT V, and whatever Suda's working on.

>>381679721
no actually in this case it would be fine because the screens a very soft plastic, itll be really hard to break. just as long as your careful, because the screens so soft other plastic can scratch it, but yeah, a drape would be fine

I gotta thank Nintendo for their artificial scarcity. For some reason I have this huge urge to buy a Switch but because it's unavailable for normal price I can't. And the more I think of it the less a good idea buying one seems.

Nintendo blow the doors down at E3.

I'll play fun games, regardless of the system, but Sony and Microsoft are falling all overthemselves to make more powerful machines in service of what?

In MS's instance, it's for a game that has been in development hell for 4 years and will run at 30FPS on the One X.

What are we doing?

>>381662979
>4.NBA Playgrounds
>5.Minecraft
>15.Shovel Knight

I like the Switch but this shit literally doesn't count. Neither does Super Meat Boy.

>>381679863
Ok, a part of the case that drapes over the screen might be a good idea, but what about the back and sides on the console? Still no protection there.

>>381679720
>Literally moved goalposts 5 times

>It's not portable
>Ok it's portable but it's too big
>Ok a laptops a portable but it has cases
>Ok switch has cases but none you can have on while playing
>Ok there's case you can use while playing but you can't put it in the dock with it on

I'm sure it takes 6 seconds to remove if you want to put it in the dock you fucking faggot .

You are such sad fanboys lmao

>>381676038
Are you serious?
13 million of a nintendo console is nothing.
They have games on other systems that have sold more copies than the fucking wiiu system.
The gamecube sales was an embarrassment to them and this sold half as much.

It's a shitty failed console that no one bought, you better believe they're harvesting anything good from it and repackaging them.

>>381680089
But pokken wasn't even good

>>381680049
i dunno who you think this is, i still dont think its portable. they call laptops laptops because you have to sit down. put in in your lap.

>>381680089
>It's a shitty failed console that no one bought
Just a friendly reminder that this is what shills keep saying day in and day out.

Cracks me up when people try to downgrade BotW because it also came out on the Wii U?

Who cares?

The best selling and most popular PS4 game is GTAV. The best selling and most popular PS3 game was GTAV.

Five of the PS4's top selling games are also on PS3.

One of PS4's biggest 2017 games, Persona 5, is also available on PS3. So is Metal Gear Solid 5.

>Literally not okay when Nintendo does it.

Get off /v/ and play some games guys.

>>381680049
>It's not portable
It isn't
>Ok it's portable but it's too big
Nope, it's too big to be portable
>Ok a laptops a portable but it has cases
Laptop's aren't portable like a gameboy, DS, or PSP/PSV either
>Ok switch has cases but none you can have on while playing
A case while playing was the original requirement
>Ok there's case you can use while playing but you can't put it in the dock with it on
Having to take it off and put it back on every time you use the dock is exactly reason enough to now be viable.

The goalposts haven't moved you just keep running away from them like they have.

>>381680192
What you think is completely irrelevant. It is a portable despite your excuses.

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>>381680089
>It's a shitty failed console that no one bought, you better believe they're harvesting anything good from it and repackaging them.
>WiiU is terrible
>Please port it's entire library Nintendo

>>381662979
Ignoring the retarded >port bullshit, as a switch owner the problem with the switch is while it has the promise of games it doesn't actually have many out unfortunately especially actually new titles

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>mfw I just pre-ordered the collector's edition of Sonic Mania for the Switch despite no plans to buy the Switch before October/November

>>381680219
>Get off /v/ and play some games guys.

Please be more considerate. There are Switch owners here, after all.

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>>381662979

>all that trash

>>381680219
>almost 4 years of PS4 has no games
>PS4 only has remasters
>Switch comes out with nothing but ports and remasters
>DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT NINTENDO

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>>381680309
then so is a ps4 and xbox one

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>>381680407
>Ignoring the retarded >port bullshit
>it doesn't actually have many (games) out unfortunately especially actually new titles

>>381662979
Nigger come on I own a switch and even I think you're full of shit. Half of those games aren't even coming out any time soon. I'm glad I only just got mine so BotW can tide me over until Splatoon 2 since ARMS was boring as fuck.

>>381680262
>enough to now be viable.
enough to not be viable.*

So multiplats, ports and unreleased games?

Truly fantastic library

>>381678932

5 years they'll have a switch 2. Also power banks and battery packs exist if it's such a problem, could just have a cord coming out of your pocket, no hassle.

>>381662979
>The Switch doesn't have any games that you need a Switch to play

broke down that simple colloquialism that your fanboyism took literally

>>381680529
I'm a PS4 owner. It doesn't bother me that MGSV and P5 are on the PS3 as well. The games are fun regardless.

I rather like Sony. I've bought every Playstation.

It's hilarious that people try to style point the Switch launch when it launched with the game of the year. I was there for the PS4 launch. There were more games, but we got a bad Call of Duty, and Angry Birds Star Wars for $50.

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This thread is fucking awful.

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>>381680848
>5 years they'll have a switch 2
If Apple keeps throttling Switch production (they have near endless funds to do this with) we'll be seeing a Switch remodel a helluva lot sooner than 5 years. I expect a year and a half from the Switch's launch AT MOST.

>>381680953

>>381678932
??

I gave my brother in law my 7 year old iPhone 4. The batter still goes all day. I've had my 3DS for 6 years. The batter is fine and has never needed replacement.

>>381680536
>Being this petty
>Being this much of a fanboy cuck

Sad.

>>381680906
Yes but you can play the Switch's flagship game at no charge on two other platforms. Is it really a wonder that nobody on /v/ (The exact type of people to own WiiU's and have PC's that can run current CEMU) would find the Switch valueless.

360 dollars minimum to get BOTW on Switch. 430 if you want a proper controller.
Meanwhile 13-4 million people with WiiU's exchanged 60 or zero dollars to play the game (if their system is hacked with literally any controller of their choosing) and PC players with the means to run CEMU (No idea what number this could be sitting around) didn't pay a cent to play the game best out of anybody.

No matter how you look at it BOTW on Switch is the worst value of the 3 options.

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>>381681918
Portable.

>>381682180
Portable in the same sense as a laptop.

Aka why fucking bother?

>>381682250
Still portable.

>>381681918
I leave my house quite frequently and travel on planes a lot. Switch wins.

Also

>Actually trying to use a janky emulator and system hacking as a legitimate reason why the Switch isn't a good value.

I can also just take my gun to a liquor store and rob the clerk for the money need to buy a Switch. Switch is the superior value obviously.

>>381682339
>Delicate and too big to bring around without a bag
It stops being portable where branding ends and reality begins.

>>381682464
In the time you've been trying to convince me how not portable it is, BotW on Switch has continued to be portable.

>>381682607
Are you that anon that goes out to parks and shit just to justify the "feature" that added who knows how much to the pricetag of this underpowered console?

>>381681918
This is NEET logic at it's finest.

As lame as it might seem, I had a house party last week and spontaneously bought 1-2 Switch. It was a lot of fun. I probably won't play it again until Christmas, when I go to see my family, but whatever. When you're not a NEET, $50 for a few hours of silly party fun is acceptable. It was cheaper than the keg. It was cheaper than the pizza.

Imagine throwing a party and then trying to get the cute girl from work to play a game on CeMu with you.

Not gonna happen.

>>381682781
you sound butthurt

>>381682781
Nah, but remember, it is portable.

>>381682781
No I put my feet up in bed and play it under the covers.

>>381682875
The thread is literally full of arguments of why this isn't the case but with one anon responding "b-but the branding told me it was" the entire time.

Get fucked. Laptop portability is what the Switch has, and laptop portability isn't conducive for a gaming console.
It will never have handheld portability.

>>381683051
I mean, if you want to be technical, it already does have handheld portability.

>>381682875
You're correct.

I've taken the Switch on 2 international, and 4 domestic flights since getting it. It's been a lifesaver. I've also brought it to parties for JackBox. Yes, I could bring my PS4 instead, but I never did. Switch is just easier.

Bringing it to an anime convention in a few weeks so that my friends and I can play games in the hotel room during down time.

I'm not sure why this guy is trying to argue with you so hard.

>>381680219
Yeah, but nobody on this board is telling you to pick up a PS4 for GTAV. Switch owners, on the other hand.....

>>381683051
uh, no the Switch is MUCH lighter than a laptop

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>>381682805
>I-it's for normies!
Where do you think we are? If anything this is a much stronger argument against the Switch than I've made all thread.

>>381682180
And laptops running CEMU aren't?

>>381683363
>nobody on this board is telling you to pick up a PS4 for GTAV.

Maybe they should GTAV is much better on the PS4 than it is on the PS3.

Just like BotW is better when you can play it off TV on a nice screen or on an airplane.

Both systems (Switch and PS4) also have more games coming out. Support for the PS3 and Wii U is pretty much done.

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I just recently got myself a Switch, and it's been nothing but fun for myself, my cousins, and friends. Playing Bomberman R and RMX Fast Racing splitscreen has been more fun than anything I've played on PS4 as of late. Even USFII is great. Snipperclips has been fantastic for playing with relatives you never see, and ARMS is really fun when you play with a controller (not a waggleboy)

Developers forgot how to make games. Slow, cinematic games that dominate the PS4 and Xbone are whats killing this hobby.

Old fast arcade action needs to come back.

>>381683528
A laptop that can run CeMu is both less portable, and way more expensive than a Switch.

>>381682805
That's what MK8 and Smash is for. I don't need 1-2-Switch, because if I'm going to a party, I'm not expected to bring entertainment. If I'm having a party, I don't need portable entertainment.

>>381683426
Every console is for normies. It's a device supposed to sell millions of units, if it's not for normies then it's a failure.

>>381662979
I'm assuming street fighter isn't worth the $40 but is worth picking up when it gets a price drop?

>>381664675
This
PS4 Master Race
Buy a PS4 already, ninteniggers

>>381683710
/v/ - Business and Economy.

We play games, not invest in them faggot.

>>381683227
I've taken the Switch on 2 international, and 4 domestic flights since getting it.

I use my 3DS and Vita for that. Both have a lot more games that are a lot more fun to play, and last a lot longer than the Switch, while both of them COMBINED take up about as much room as a single Switch.

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>>381683783
>We play games, not invest in them faggot.
Of course you invest in them. You just use crying wojaks instead of USD as currency.

>>381683567
>Maybe they should GTAV is much better on the PS4 than it is on the PS3.
So now you are arguing that one should argue that others should pick up a console based on how well multiplats run on them? That's what you're arguing?

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>>381683892
There's only one kind of console war wojak in my reaction image folder because I'm not a gigantic loser.

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>>381682805
>1-2 Switch
Even casuals weren't impressed.

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>>381664675
DELETE THIS RIGHT F***ING NOW!

>>381683671
It's about equally portable, and it also has more games available for it, the games are available for less, and it comes without an online fee. That would be like if the PS3 cost 600 bucks, but had all of its games at 20-30 dollars very quickly, and didn't charge for online, vs the $400 360 that charges you 50 bucks per year for online and never drops the price of their games. One costs you more up front, but over time, you come out WAY ahead.

>>381683783
A game might or might not be for normies, but every worthwhile console is made for normies. Or do you think any of the Playstations was created with your average neckbeard in mind?

>>381684050
Man, if someone at that anon's house party decides to pull up metacritic and show everyone its yellow score, that party is over. Done. Kaput. Nobody's ever going to have fun again.

>>381684237
It's not a console, but the Vita sure seems to be.

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>>381684237
>Or do you think any of the Playstations was created with your average neckbeard in mind?
I swear Switch users are the least aware people on earth.

>>381684374
>>381684438
That ended up turning into a weeb machine, but it wasn't designed as one. Hell, its whole point was to bring the PS3 experience to portables. It failed miserably, sure, but it was a normie machine at its core.Why do you think it had a touchpad? Because the DS had one.

>>381684374
>>381684438
Yeah, that's why it got games like Uncharted, Injustice and Assassin's Creed when it came out. The Vita became weeb central because normies didn't buy it. Sony pretty much abandoned it. It's a failure.

>>381667776
>On Wii u

Are you actually stupid or what? You say that while having a picture with a lot of ports.

>Berseria is on PC
>Nier is on pc
>Persona is on ps3
>Yakuza is on ps3

>>381684642
>That ended up turning into a weeb machine, but it wasn't designed as one.
They literally released it and, after the launch window, did next to nothing for it. It's also one of the least consumer friendly products ever released, thanks to the retarded file transfer system (all control from the Vita), slow transfer speeds, and inexcusably expensive memory cards.

The thing was built to appeal to nobody but people who would put up with that kind of shit. When you need to put your PS3 on lockdown to transfer files to the Vita, casuals aren't going to buy into that.

>>381684783
Weren't all of those launch titles?

>>381684159
>equally portable
You can't even use it while standing. That's why it's called a laptop.

>>381683798
I'm glad that combo works for you. Switch has BotW and MK8 though. That's what works for me.

And most flights I'm on have outlets.

>>381662979
That yoshi game looked awful

>>381684324
"Critics" are casuals. If they didn't even like it, who's left? There's a reason you hardly ever see Switch owners defending it; 1-2-Switch is first-party shovelware.

What irks me is the possibility that the Switch hardware and Joycons were designed to accommodate this garbage and not the other way around.

>>381684324
lolol. This.

I get why 1-2 Switch reviewed poorly. It's $50 and not very deep.

Sometimes $50 is worth it for a few hours of novel fucking around though.

>>381685053
Joy cons were designed to accomodate Wii VC games sold for 20 bucks.

>>381662979
>4 good exclusive games revealed
>none of them are out, one is untitled and one is just a logo
Wow

>>381684954
I'll take Ever Oasis and Scribblenauts Unlimited for the 3DS, and literally any FF up until X, plus Chrono Trigger, Chrono Cross, Xenogears, P4G, Adventures of Mana, and Legend of Mana on the Vita (which isn't even touching on Vita games, like Don't Starve, Gravity Rush, Dragon's Crown, etc).

In comparison, Zelda and MK8 seems rather limited. That said, if they ported XCX to the Switch, between that and Zelda, I'd probably be able to get through a trans-pacific flight.

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>>381685259
>Wii VC games
Switch can't even handle Gamecube VC. vWii was the reason that was possible at all on the WiiU.

>>381675946
Mario Kart sold better on Wii U than it did on Switch.

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Here's my rhetoric for filtering out games that I don't consider good on the console at least:

>is it a multiplat?
>is it popular with normies?
>does it have a heavy emphasis on multiplayer?
>does it have an emphasis on the story
>is it braindead and/or casual?
>does it run at 30 FPS for no reason?
>does it have tons of pricey DLC?

Sadly, every single game on that list falls under these criteria, and thus they're just not worth supporting a console for. And don't try and claim that I'm some kind of "evil sony boogeyman." I hate sony for the exact same reasons, as well as their overpriced garbage. Nintendo simply doesn't get special treatment.

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>>381685053
Are you implying that there is zero difference whatsoever between someone whose literal job is to play video games and then review them, and someone who's just at a party looking to have fun with their friends? It sounds like that's what you're implying.

>>381685259
You either need to cite a source that claims what you claim, or you need to prove that Wii games will show up on their VC.

>>381685410
Yeah cool nice source fag lord

>>381685474
>does it have a heavy emphasis on multiplayer?
Why are you afraid of competition?

>>381685474
>is it popular with normies?
So what? In theory even a game popular with furries could be good.

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>>381685503
Yes.

>>381685852
Well shit, I don't even need to talk down to you then, you've already swiftly made an ass of yourself.

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>I had a SOCIAL EVENT where we played a shovelware minigame collection, the Switch is the best console ever, CEMU isn't gonna get you laid man!
I fucking love memeing on Switchfags, holy shit.

>>381662979
garbage list

>>381685053
1-2 Switch is quite clearly a series of minigames that developers came up with when testing out the new hardware. You don't seriously believe that the Switch was designed around 1-2 Switch?

>>381686105
Not who you responded to, but ever since the Wii, I think that they think up a couple of neat games, and build a system to accommodate those games. I think Wii sports inspired the Wii, and that Nintendoland inspired the Wii U.

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>>381685980
Too much text? Let me help you out!

>>381686105
Every Nintendo console's controllers have been designed around the console's launch titles (besides the WiiU's) as far as I know anon. It's par for the course as far as their methods are concerned.
>N64 designed around Mario 64/OOT
>Gamecube designed around Melee
>Wii designed around galaxy and TP

No games for Nintendo Switch.
Sad.

>>381686105
It's /v/, of course he does.

>>381685740
I'm afraid of wasting 60 bucks on a game with terrible singleplayer for no reason other than falling for the esport meme. It happened with Splatoon, and I dropped that piece of crap faster than any Call of Duty. Arms and spla2n are the exact same from everything we've seen, and with Arms recently being released, it actually proves my point.

>>381685792
No, that's not realy true. You can tell if a game is good based on alot of things, like discussion surrounding it. And every time a furry discusses a game, it's always "I want to jack off to that" or "ooh sexy" or something else not related to the gameplay at all. And when a game prompts discussion of nothing but porn, then it's a bad game. Same applies to normies. They only buy a game to be "with the IN crowd". They don't care about the gameplay, and discussion will reveal that when people would rather talk about sales or how popular it is, therefore it's not a good game.

>>381686742
>And when a game prompts discussion of nothing but porn, then it's a bad game.
nier a tomato

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>>381686887
>Platinum's latest cinematic experience with no good gameplay whatsoever
Pretty much proves my point.

>>381686887
It's ACfag, don't reply.

>>381687215
actually, now that you mention it, you're probably right, it seems as if he's stopped using his trademark spacing, which is more self-awareness than i've ever given him credit for

>>381687215
>>381687357
I keep saying that term show up in these threads. The fug does it mean?

>>381685474
You don't like videogames.

>>381686063

I actually regret buying mine. I own ARMS, Zelda, MK8, and Puyo Puyo. IDK if it's just that I don't like video games any more or what, but I don't have fun with any of them and feel like I have to play them because I spend $300 on the thing. I should probably sell it,


Seriously, I should sell it.

>>381687594
Extremely autistic shitposter who thinks that BOTW is cinematic when it has a roughly 1:100 cutscene to gameplay ratio among other very unintelligent opinions

>>381687847
I love video games. I just hate poorly made cash-ins.

>>381688079
You live in SoCal? Ill buy it off for 450 :^)

>>381688091
>Extremely autistic shitposter who thinks that BOTW is cinematic when it has a roughly 1:100 cutscene to gameplay ratio
That sounds like a fallacy though, as if the presence of gameplay nullifies something being a movie. Look at games like Dragon age: Inquisition or star Wars: The old Republic. I don't think anyone here would deny how retarded those games are, and how cinematic they feel, yet they each can claim to clock out 100 hours of gameplay each.

>>381688079
You’d make a profit.

Did you not even enjoy Zelda? I’m incredibly picky about games and usually get bored after a couple of hours, but Zelda has kept me entertained for a good bit so far.

>>381662979
when you include minecraft to the list it shows how desperate you are

Why are these blatant shill threads allowed to be posted every single day?
Its spam at this point.

>>381688557
When you don't include capitalization nor punctuation it shows how underage you are.

>>381688713
Talking about video games on a video game board is not shilling nor it is spam.

>>381688229
Colorado, sorry. I'll ship it to you for $500 :)
>>381688368
I beat it, but I didn't enjoy it. Like, I kept telling myself i enjoyed it. I should probably just quit playing video games completely, they aren't fun.

>>381688776
Its spam because its posted every day. Its not even discussing video games its just OP saying "waaaahhh stop saying mean things about muh favorite company :("

>>381686742
>It happened with Splatoon
Happened to me with Warhawk. I learned me lesson a decade ago this August. Ever since then, I just haven't even considered the online multiplayer to be a reason to pick up a game.

>>381688368
It kept me entertained for about 30 hours. Then I dropped it to play NieR, which I enjoyed far more. Then it was on to Persona 5, which was even more enjoyable, and now I'm onto Ever Oasis, which seems promising, although I've played less than an hour so far.

1. A multiplat but I'll let it pass since it's shit on the Wii U
2. Port
3. Old game/port
4. Is this even relevant? Never heard of this. The only vaguely decent NBA games are the yearly ones, which wouldn't just be on switch
5. Port, on literally everything else
6. What even
7. An actual exclusive (although it's dead already)
8. An actual exclusive
9. An actual exclusive
10. Old port, available on everything
11. People care about Yoshi?
12. An actual exclusive
13. An actual exclusive
14. Do you think people will actually play this game
15. Old port
16. Literally who
17. Port
18. An actual exclusive but pretty irrelevant
19. An actual exclusive
20. lol

7/10 bait made me reply, the switch has a few games, enough for how long it's been out but you're desperately pulling shit out of your ass to make it seem like the most perfect console ever
It's not bad but it's definitely not as good (as of right now at least) that you're trying to make it out to be

>>381662979
NBA Playgrounds is objectively shit

>>381689063
>people talk about a new, really successful video game console on a video game board daily
Shocking.

>>381688726
When you care about grammar on the internet it shows how underage you are

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>>381689534
Spam is okay when toddlers do it

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>>381662979

PuyoPuyoTetris is literally the best game on the Nintendo Switch console. Here are my reasons:

My reasons:
>it has Puyo Puyo
>best waifus on the Switch (the twins are hot, reminds me of the joy-con controllers, clever design)
>it has Tetris
>you can change the BGM and graphics in options
>you can play Puyo Puyo while your normie opponent plays Tetris
>the demo alone has more replay value than most full Switch releases
>1080p 60fps on TV mode, 1080i supersampled to 720p on Handheld mode
>best use of the joycon on the Switch (playing tetris)
>online play with ranked
>flawless presentation and controls

This is the definitive version of both Puyo Puyo, but also Tetris. Sorry Tetris DS, you've been dethroned sweetie. This is also the best game on Switch as well. No contest.

>>381689597
You almost had it, kid. Now you're only missing proper punctuation. Come on, I know you can do it!

>>381689659
It's about as fun as Ballz, which is free on android and iphone.

>>381665496
They didn't count for the PS4, why should they count for the Switch?

>>381689936
I'm not the guy you originally replied to, nice one though

>>381689936

*tips*

>>381690060
Doesn't matter, you fail at punctuation too. But hey! I'm seeing a comma, so you're getting better, kid! Maybe one day you'll be able to write properly and make me proud.

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>>381689659
>first 2 reasons aren't even about gameplay, but muh waifus

>multiplats and games that aren't even out yet
Yeah, great library you have there.

>>381690247

Puyo Puyo is the name of the game, unless you're talking about wanting to fuck the blobs or some shit.