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>>381626141
>his seed was so great that it created the goddess of the universe who has transcended the fourth dimension
Thats Luigi you are thinking of.
>not even older than 25
The most recent deep lore video with any creditably said he is about 35

>>381626429
Luigi can barely even get Peach's attention

>The most recent deep lore video with any creditably said he is about 35
kek

>>381626141

hes an actor. all those jobs are roles hes played

You forgot one OP

>master of inter-universal travel

>>381627162
regardless we see him perform his own stunts. All you did was add another achievement to his portfolio

>>381627118
Um try again sweetie
HE is /ourguy/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqmrztzTMtI

Why are lorefags so autistic?

>>381627118
It was based on how gorillas age and the fact that Cranky Kong (the original DK) and Mario were babies at the same time. Around 35 would fit with both Cranky being an old man and Mario still being somewhat young-ish

>>381628326
Why do non lorefags hate fun?

>>381629059
the fucking chinkman himself is telling you he's 25 and you are telling me to watch your videos

>>381626141
What do you think the next Mario Party game is going to be like?

>>381629203
Mario is insecure about himself so he lies about his age.
If you knew anything about the deep lore you would know this.
>>381629316
Likely more simplistic then the last one if thats even possible.

>>381629427
I don't know, Nintendo's thing now seems to be assigning fresh dev teams full of young talent tasked with recapturing the roots of a franchise.

>>381629427
"Watch my propaganda" he cried.

Some dong rambling about loose theories doesn't trump the actual lore.

Not saying I ever saw Mario as 25 or whatever. Never actually considered his age.

>>381626141
>not even older than 25
i thought he's 18 to make it not look weird when he's wooing for peach?

>>381626429
>The most recent deep lore video with any creditably said he is about 35

The most recent official statement from Shiggy pins him in his mid-20s

>>381626141
Manlette

>>381631062
>can jump higher than you can reach

>>381626141
>>>his seed was so great that it created the goddess of the universe who has transcended the fourth dimensionm
fuck off matpat

>>381631062
all the great heroes from the 80's-90's were manlets.

Mario, Arthur, Link, Cloud Strife, etc.

whats the endgame for mario? when will the story be finished and he and peach got married and be the king and queen of marioland?
or is he like shrek just a mercenary tasked by farquad to save the princess?

>>381626141
>tfw Mario is also on friendly terms with God herself, has saved the universe twice and witnessed the Big Bang

>>381631329
He'll stop when he's dead.

>>381626429
>Mario lore
Is...is it time?

>>381628319
>20 mins
NOPE

>>381632928
1:15 to 2:55

>>381626141
If he were 25 at the beginning he'd be 61 now. Really makes you think.

>>381626141
He's also a referee in Tennis and Boxing

>>381635032
OP already mentioned ref

However he did miss
>Teacher

(See: Mario Teaches Typing)

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>>381626141
>has done all of those things PLUS:
>professional exorcist/ghost exterminator
>mechanic that can build a giant mech by himself
>successful book author with millions of copies sold
>is the second coming of Jesus and can walk on water
>capable of manipulating dark energy inside him and projecting it around him
>jumps higher
>runs faster
Mario ain't SHIT