/v/ plays Crusader Kings 2.
5 decides which region I play or if I use ruler creator.
>>381607192
East Africa
>>381607285
Winrar, which religion. Sunni Jew, Coptic, or pagan?
>>381607442
Coptic
>>381607442
Can you do Buddhist or Hindu?
>>381607442
JEW
>>381607442
judaism
>>381607442
norse
>>381607442
jew, duh
>>381607442
On a second thought, go with Judaism.
>>381607442
God's chosen of course.
>>381607615
Not a valid answer, has to be one of those 3 since we aren't using Ruler creator
>>381607442
Coptic
bump reminder going for 5
>>381607615
West African is the only pagan available do you want to do that instead?
>>381607536
>east africa
>hinduism or buddhism
jew
>>381607442
Jews!
>>381607442
Coptic.
>>381608695
>>381608695
WINRAR. Now even number will decides our focus. We our surrounded by infidels, tread lightly
>>381609002
Business
we need money, for dem programs
>>381609002
Intrigue
>>381609002
Martial
>>381609002
One of the Green ones for Money!
>>381609002
Stwardship.
>>381609002
Business. Need them shekels.
>>381609002
Learning
>it's a /v/ can't get evens episode.
>>381609002
martial
>>381609002
Seduce
Sitting around waiting for things to happen: THE GAME
>>381609002
Money is the greatest superpower.
>>381609002
Carousing
>>381609746
Finally
In order to expand Judaic influence we must grow our coffers to fund mercenaries. do we go to such extremes to get money. Should we extort our subjects? odds decide
>>381610096
Yes, extortion, the classic jewish tactic, do it.
>>381610096
oy capitalism vey
>>381610319
Should we just extort the commoners or extend it to the rabbinic class? first one decides.
Is this HIP?
>>381610489
The Cohens better pay up.
>>381610489
Everyone
>>381610489
The goyim should pay extra taxes.
>>381610489
Tax the clergy.
>>381610557
Now we have can began planning our invasion of the christian or pagan surrounding realms.
Now who will we target the Coptic Negus of Abyssinia? Or the savage tribes to the south and West, or the minor Coptic warlords in the north? odds decide.
>>381610528
yes
>>381610924
[x] Remove savages
>>381610924
show the savages what taxation looks like
>>381611019
winner
another need arises our dear son is ready to start education. Should he be a warrior, a rabbi or a spymaster? first decides
>>381611217
oy vey rabbi
>>381611290
winner. With enough money the conquest of the southern tribes begin
>>381611679
In the midst of battle you find the high chief do you engage in personal battle Y/N evens decide.
>>381611848
RUN AWAY
GET THE GOIM
>>381611848
KILL HIM
>>381611848
FINISH HIM
>>381611972
Winner
In the next battle you capture him and the war is won. Now what do we do with the goy 1 and 9 decide torture, execute, humiliate or free.
>>381612459
Curcumcise him
>>381612459
Read poetry
>>381612561
I just chose torture also in HIP when you enforce peace you free the war leader so I just tortured one of his vassals.
Now with the tribes in the south subjugated what do we conquest next the Negus or the warlords to the north? Evens decide
>>381612981
Warlords to the north.
>>381607192
I hate all the stupid translations in this mod.
>>381612981
There can be only one warlord. Remove warlords.
>>381613082
>>381613054
Shit the Negus conquered them up, any other suggestions? first response first serve.
>>381613325
Remove Da' Mot, his borders bother me.
>>381613507
that was the warlord we just fought we can't war with it for a few years
Should we grow a garden?
>>381613660
Enjoy your garden while the goys slave away.
>>381613660
Have the king off himself
>>381613767
winner
What treatment should we go for? odds decide
>>381614127
EXPERIMENTAL
>>381614127
Only well tested treatments.
>>381614127
scary treatments
>>381614127
let him do what is necessary
>>381614127
>>381615195
winner
It worked
Should we support the guilds? evens decide
gentile gassing, when?
>>381615658
Sure.
>>381615742
winner
Our son is about to enter higher education what should he be trained in?
>>381616001
war. no fucking question
>>381616001
Business, he'll need all the shekles he can get
>>381616070
Winner
An opportunity to mint the new Semien coin what do we do. Profit or Glory? Odds decide
>>381616542
Make more shekels
>>381616542
Remind the Goyim who their overlord is
>>381616542
More shekels of course.
>>381616542
make glorious looking coins
>>381616997
Winner
An opportunity arises, The Negus of Abyssinia is besieged by enemies now would be a golden time to take the fertile duchy of Aksum. 1 decides do we stick the sacrificial knife into the heart of the lion of Abyssinia?
>>381617420
Do it, take it, seize the opportunity!
>>381617420
>stick the sacrificial knife into the heart of the lion of Abyssinia
twist it around while you're at it
>>381617420
Of course
>>381617420
DO IT
>>381617420
>the just
>>381617831
I assume that means attack?
>>381617831
>>381618034
that looks like a YES to me
>>381618034
Holy war is just. Show them your JUST.
Good news
What should my son be called? first come first serve
>>381618681
Todd
>>381618681
cuckoo bird #1
>>381618681
Schlomo
What mod is this?
>>381618681
kangdrick
>>381619094
Historical Immersion Project
>>381618681
Sweden YES
>>381618727
winner
The war has been complicated to say the least The Negus has been humiliated however he still is able to claim a few suburbs of Axum, now the other gentile vultures want to strip us of out prize all we give them is iron.
>>381619570
take giza eventually
WE WILL BE KANGS
In the midst of battle you find the high chief. What do we do? Evens decide.
>>381619902
Cut him down
>>381619902
get out
>>381619976
Remember if we yield we lose all we've fought for the last 7 years odds decide
>>381620178
counter attack
>>381620178
FIGHT LIKE A MAN
>>381620178Never should of come here
>>381620178
Die in glory.
>>381620178
Never give in
>>381620281
After Brutal Fighting He's yielded
Do we let 'er rip or take him prisoner even decides
>>381620178
THE GODS WILL DECIDE OUR FATE
>>381620512
MURDER IS THE ONLY OPTION
>>381620512
Take him alive if we can get shekels for it.
>>381620512
Capture him for the shekels.
>>381620512
We have to be pragmatic.
>>381620736
winner
The Borders of East Africa have been redrawn and the great Negus Kedus theJUSThas been cast aside by the Judaic and Islamic powers of the region. Now the spoils of victory flow in and a rumor of a new Negus a Jewish one start appearing on lips of many of our subjects. Should we try to become the new king of Abysinia? 1 and 5 decide.
>>381621357
forgot to add pic
>>381621357
definitely get that king title
>>381621481
WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIET
>>381621665
Winner
Are we truly kind or envious?
>>381622045
Envious
>>381622045
Envious of course
>>381622149
Winner
Another Opportunity arises do we use this to legitimate ourselves as Kings of Abyssinia or Profit for future ambitions?
>>381622487
Legitimize
>>381622634
winner
A kitty accompanies us what do we do with it?
odd decides
>>381622873
Take it home
>>381621481
OY VIZZLE, DON'T BE FORGETTIN OUR 6 MILLIN KANGZ
>>381610096
>new world orden
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>381623409
How do you want your kingdom, senpai?
News reaches you that your son has been assassinated by the spymaster. The spymaster is in custody what will his punishment be? torture execution or humiliation? odds decide
>>381624538
TORTURE HIM
HE WILL PAY FOR HIS TRANSGRESSIONS
>>381624538
TORTURE THIS FAG
I'm done I might pick this up again tomorrow.
>>381624538
>Todd ben Goshen
>>381624538
oubliette
>>381624538
Keep him in prison in the worst condition until he rots.
>>381624538
Torture