>he doesn't roll the fairest and wisest of all the races

>>381605535
I only roll an elf so I can roleplay as a sissy cumdumpster for orcs.

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>>381605535
>He thinks he's fair and wise

>>381605535
>Playing as a human
kek

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How can other races compete>

>>381605860
>he's a self loathing greasy turd

>>381605535
Tauriel is an underrated waifu.

>mary sue: the race
I'M ANGRY

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Elves exist to service throbbing futa orc cocks

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Around elves watch yourselves

>>381608305
>mary sue
Only losers hate perfect people

>>381608408
>tfw incase's the princess and the bodyguard

>>381608975
>perfect
I mean, the entire point of elves in Tolkien is that they were expelled from heaven because they were such assmunchers. Then they had to suffer horribly in middle earth until finally being forgiven.

They're like the opposite of perfect.

>>381608510
TES elves suck. Not cool at all.

I only played an elf in dragon age that got raped and cucked by humans

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>>381609106
> anal

>>381609504
>not wanting to see a qt princess discover sex through her tender rosebud because her pussy must remain unsullied

>>381609616
literally shit