Unless you can beat the boss you've died most to in your videogame history, in one try with no cheats mind you, a device will go off ripping your anus and scrotum out.
How sweaty are you?
>>381558286
>dying to a boss
lol I thought this was /v/
>>381558286
Ill be fine
Manus, Father of the Abyss
>>381558286
I was but a wee lad, but will still be hard on lvl.1 critical. Damn this game had great boss fights that actually rewarded unique combos instead of three rotation hack and slash (except for the bayonetta-tier big bosses)
>>381558286
The smelter demon...
>>381558286
>imblyign I have any idea which boss that is
I guess I died on Diablo in D3 a fuckton of times when I was doing it as 1-hit-death DH way in release way before anything was nerfed. Could also be some vanilla WoW boss.
*blocks your path*
An instance where the last boss is the hardest, whodathunkit. The Goblin general in Seige of Org is so much harder than Garrosh
>>381558286
Like a congressman in a refugee camp.
Firewalker kicks the shit out of me despite fire protection.
>>381558286
M Bison on snes probably
I think I'm fucked
I guess I am fucked, it would be hard to do it in one try, if one try means one life. If it means 3 lives, it's possible.
>Last boss of Ninja Gaiden 2
This isn't fair John.
>>381558286
The only reason I lost so much against her was because I was a dumbass kid thinking defense up badges worked.
I'll be fine nowadays.
>Miracle Matter from Kirby 64
Easier than most examples, but me and that fucking elemental d20 have a history that goes back to childhood.
>>381558286
im fucked
>no time limit
gg ez
>>381558286
Diablo 2's Diablo?
Should be easy.
>>381558286
May as well activate the device myself, since I played ninja gaiden black.
>>381562109
>in one try
Welp, there goes my anus
>>381558286
>Rusted Kushala daora
Please Mr Jigsaw the monster is absolute bullshit, can I play with other players? I can't beat it by myself
>>381558581
milosevic did nothing wrong
>>381562109
>no time limit
Would only benefit Monster Hunterfags.
>DS2 Ancient dragon
Now that I know the cheese strat I should be able do it
>>381558286
I was a gigantic idiot babby when I fought him, and I didn't understand how rolling through attacks worked. I'm pretty sure that I can get through the fight nowso long as it's not on NG+ again.
>>381558286
He's coming for my anus
>>381562257
OH FUCK
>>381562225
OP doesn't state you'd have to start playing the game, for all we know we could start the game at any point in our lives.
>>381562615
Lets be realistic here. If we knew Jigsaw was making us fight these guys with one try we would spend a month farming until we're overleveled. Bloodborne would be easy.
I spent at least 6 hours straight trying to beat her and kept getting my shit kicked in considering I had played the game on easy until this boss was locked to the hardest difficultly. Also I was usingkeyboard controls
>>381562869
I just thought he meant right this second.
>mgs2 snake tales solidus
>>381562778
But that's wrong you retard, because he said the device will activate at some point, it is implied.
FUCK
>>381558286
Before I answer, Mr. Saw, could you show me your copy of Fallout 4?
>>381563086
Learn to read, it will only go off if you lose. If you don't play against the boss you can't lose.
>>381562257
Scrub.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAu53AJ_Pyg
>>381563563
Well then may as well not even post if you are going to avoid the challenge entirely like the little pussy bitch you are, go away.
>>381558286
Whitley from pokemon silver. Kind of a toss up honestly, I remember that thing still fucking up my fighting type
>>381563563
>Unless you can
Logic tutor here, this implies a conditional, meaning you have to do it or else the trap will go off.
>>381563842
OP didn't state WHEN you have to do it so we can assume that we'd have to do it as some point. You could pretty much let it rust from your butt.
this is going to be a very interesting run
>>381558286
Uh oh.
>>381563761
>some old geezer stalked me, then overwhelmed me with another person, knocked me unconscious, sedated me, kidnapped me and threw me into a filthy dungeon, then strapped me into a device which would kill me if I did not give in to his inane demands and meeting them all because he's salty because he'll die from cancer
>I am the pussy
>>381564468
t. Procrastinator who walks around with metal contraption protruding from his pants resembling a strap-on and a dildo
>>381563738
christ someone actually pulled it off
>>381558286
>>381564604
Forgot pic related. I can beat him but I don't think I can do it in one go, especially if it's been awhile.
>>381564821
You overthink this shit too much.
It is ok if you don't want to have your anus ripped, just leave the thread.
Not even being an asshole this time.
>>381563367
That fight is fucking dope, really encapsulates the best traits of the "dueling" feel of melee combat in KH
I won't mention Ronin because he'd be a pal and press the button for me while he watches after I already had an aneurysm, but these guys thoroughly ravaged me until I got gud at air chain (or just torture attack cheesed but that's no fun). Apparently during design/playtesting they could attack simultaneously and it was so hard even for them they had to make it so you attack one at a time while the other assists.
>>381562257
But fume knight was slow and easy
>>381564943
So you're okay with getting your anus ripped out? That way you couldn't enjoy receiving all the intercourse you're so used to.
>>381558286
What if one of his traps went of unintended or earlier than it was supposed to. Would that just fuck up his whole plan and ruin the whole point of his message... because he has no control over his life either.
>>381562315
>Poison weapon
Wow, so hard
>>381558581
None of these men beat bosses. They preyed on mobs like an RPG leveling coward.
>>381558286
Considering I finally figured out martyr logarius I'm not too worried
>>381559770
This. I'm pretty much fucked
>>381565225
It is just a fucking dumb thread in 4chan anon.
Seriously, stop pretending everything is serious business.
Obviously I would never submit willingly to the situation OP is describing, in real life.
>>381562164
I'm so sorry, anon
Otherwise, mfw xbox emulation is back in gear and PC Ninja Gaiden Black is among us...
>>381558286
I think i died to the 4 kings the most but that was because i was doing a sl4 run. If im at least sl 30 i can do it with my eyes closed.
>>381565719
Yeah can't wait to please my rage with it once again.
>>381562257
Back the fuck off
Of course I could could go with sorcery build, but I am pretty sure it said no cheats.
>>381565682
Oh but I think you'd do.
I think you'd walk right up to Jigsaw while he's still stalking you in a black van, drop down your pants, present your not-so virgin asshole to him and cry; "Please Mr. Jigsaw, please strap a metal device onto my butt which will rip out my intestines if I'm not winning against the video game boss I've lost the most times to!" And a single tear appeared in Jigsaw's face as he realizes that before him may be the greatest faggot alive so he rushed to 4chan and made this pointless thread.
>Mike Tyson's Punch-Out
I'm calmly fucked.
>>381566172
that's great and all anon but you have a critical failure in your way of thinking.
Because I am not the OP.
>>381558286
I don't play many games with big difficult boss fights so it'll either be something in mario galaxy I lost to as kid or something in terraria, both of which I could beat with ease right now.
>>381566412
Jigsaw has many apprentices.
>>381558286
It would probably be O&S or Bed of Chaos just because of how many playthroughs of DS I did. At least with O&S I have a chance. Is it even possible to beat BoC in one go?
>>381566172
So this is the power of /v/-tier autism. 3/10 for trying
>>381566916
Lmao
Ok you can stop trying to get me mad now, seriously.
>>381566069
>game mechanics
>cheats
Fag detected
>>381567087
You thought I was that Anon? Heh what a fool.
>>381558286
>Ballos
easy, it's only the boss portion
So either an Isaac boss, or this bitch from childhood.
Probably screwed.
>>381566952
If you're not impressed try to surpass it, reddit boy.
>>381567628
>I'll say he is redduit then I automatically win the argument.
Played as a kid. I think I got this now.
>>381567628
Why would I want to create this sort of pseudo-banter in the first place?
>>381558286
C-can it be coop? Also cheesing isn't cheating, r-right?
It's either Shin Akuma from Capcom vs SNK 2 EO, or Shao Kahn from Shaolin Monks Co op.
Either way, I am screwed.
I think this asshole. On retrospect I hated the chalice dungeons
>>381559770
Cheese nigger.
>>381558286
>the call that ended my anus
>>381568029
No, cheesing isn't cheating.
see >>381567187
>>381568029
Forgot pic
On critical mode, this boss took me days. I've thought about replaying the game recently, but fuck doing this on critical again. I'll go proud for my sanity
I knew my past would come back to haunt me some day.
These fuckers took me forever as a kid. My brother and I tag-teamed the two mantis bosses all day and couldn't beat it. Then, I woke up the next morning and one-shot them while still half asleep.
>>381558286
Ninja Gaiden 2's last boss is the one I died to most. I'd be sweating out my own Niagara Falls
Well, this shit is probably easy now. But it was hard as hell 20 years ago.
Does this shit count bosses that obviously cheat or can we exclude those assholes?
well, there goes my ass and ballsac.
>>381558286
Pontiff Sulyvahn
It's ogre for me
>>381562164
Alma?
She's a bitch.
I also died a lot to Doku since I didn't realise you could mash out of his grab, so I would let him heal for 50% of his HP.
>>381568528
Example?
>>381562359
Time limit would affect a lot of games. Anything with a leveling system.
If you're going into a situation where your scrotum is at stake it's probably worth spending 20 hours grinding skeletons so you're 10 levels higher than the boss with 50 potions
>>381562615
This might be it for me, he was really hard on the NG+X and bl4 run that I quit him.
>shadow queen from paper Mario
>I only had one 50hp shroom
Maybe not total number of deaths but God damn time spent watching that fucking phase 2 cutscene was forever
well shit
>>381564468
Doesn't he kidnap all the victims and put them in a room though, so wouldn't we starve if we don't do it.
>Heroic Rag FL 25
He dies in like 3 shots now lol
>>381560491
me too nigger
>>381568813
Nah I think I died like 100 or so times to dynamo.
>>381564968
>yfw you dodge them but witch time doesn't activate
>>381558286
I think my balls are gone. Especially since I haven't touched the game in over 5 years.
>>381569231
This comes to me as a surprise, granted I haven't done the hardest difficulty but to each their own I guess.
I pray to RNGesus that the run goes well.
>God Hard
Nah, I'm fucked.
>>381569454
Lol
Well what did you expect of me? I have shit tier reflexes, so obviously he would tear me a new one every single time.
It was until In literally predicted every single one of his attacks with moderate success that I could pass it.
And even then it was mostly luck.
>>381568843
Maybe he's referring to bosses where RNG can sometimes make it impossible to win. If you're stuck with Ozma it might just decide to wipe you with meteor, for example. Or in TTYD you could get bopped with a bucket and not be able to do anything (although technically this is blockable, you need ninja reflexes to catch it)
>>381569543
>Posts Vanquish
>>381562615
>strafe right and spam attack
I beat him on my first try
>>381569454
>then again I haven't done the hardest difficulty
Nigga
>>381569283
>mfw
>>381558286
Does it need to be on the highest difficulty I beat it on?
Of course it does, I am completely fucked.
>>381560118
Muh nigga.
I've had a lot of fun on my Crit Lv. 1, Terra is surprisingly easier for me to deal with than Data Final Xemnas, I'm still learning how to space the reflects in his "We Shall Go Together" move, I'm getting better, but since it's crit lv 1, one mistake = death.
>>381558286
I'm fine.
Stray Demon from Dark Souls.
Excessive dying caused by stupid incompetence, corrected by gittin gud.
>>381565602
Nah friend, you can shoot bows at him from a ledge outside the boss room for like an hour until he dies.
>>381568843
Fighting game bosses that obviously read inputs way ahead of time.
Example, Shin Akuma God Rugal from Capcom vs SNK 2. They obviously and blatantly have insane advantages so much so that you are never ever going to beat them in one shot unless you are an actual savant and have played the game and fought them so much that you know EXACTLY how to fight them to the point of exploiting things.
>>381570113
I'm sorry I usually just play DMC4.
>>381558286
>sen. armstrong on revengeance with jetstream sam
I'm ded.
>>381570783
Lol
Try DMC4 in Dante must die mode then you know what Ninja gaiden black is.
>>381568958
Never played MH? Time limit to us means the bullshit countdown to where you kill a monster or fail
>>381570908
I have...
Bye bye anus and scrotum
>>381570284
That part always gets me, too.
There are so many memorable boss fights in KH2, what a good game
>facing Xaldin on critical for the first time
>>381570783
Sorry anon I'm not trying to difficulty shame here, every fight tears you a new asshole in Black tho
>>381571302
I remember that boss really well and my first time fighting him, it was the first fight where I got to play as Mickey.
>>381571480
I have played NGB I just play DMC4 more since the Xbox I use is at my brothers house.
I did NGB on hard where all the bosses get little minions but I don't have the time to dedicate to very hard, sorry if I wasn't getting the point I was trying to make across.
>>381568739
Same. I had to use 2 fucking phantoms to beat that madman.
>>381558286
saw was fucking shit after 3.
our best players would fake sick to get out of "progression night" trying to do alone in the darkness or whatever it was with zero watchers. and we had people who would skip a funeral to raid. i wish i could take a stab at how many times we wiped but it really took on a life of its own and nothing will ever compare in my experience.
>Overloading Magma Worm
Let's do this
>Weldar or grunty in banjo tooie
Dont remember which one. i was a shitkid
im sure i'll be fine now
>>381571698
And theyre making another in 4 months
>NG+ Klonk in Secret Agent Clank
Probably the only final boss I ever gave up on, but only because he was a fucking bullet sponge.
>>381558286
dont think im gonna make it.
That'd probably be Artorias because I did a SL1 run and died to him a million times. I'll just beat him normally with a proper character. Easy.
>>381571932
I did as well, didn't help that I didn't like any of the guns in that game really.
>>381570705
this COCKSUCKER proved to me as a kid that dreamcast controllers were basically indestructible
>>381571484
JUST
>>381571767
*autistic screeching*
That fight was dope, although C'Thun was literally impossible before they nerfed him, the OG OG
>>381558286
>Flaahgra in Metroid Prime
I can do it now, I'll live
>>381565719
Source?
>>381563367
Yeah, I lost to Riku II twelve times in a row when I first got to him. The cutscene is forever burned into my memory, and I'll never forget it. Thankfully, so are the skills I need to beat his faggoty face into the ground without breaking a sweat.
>>381571943
>not Captain Hook or final Venitus
How is anyone who has played more than a dozen games in his life supposed to remembed which boss he has died to the most
Marluxia from Chain of Memories.
Easy to me now.
>>381558286
I'm a goner. I've never been able to beat Sigma in the first Mega Man X
Easy task
>Summons Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon
>A card that you literally cannot get without a cheating device
>Sweeps my deck
This game is such horseshit. My anus will be offered up just on pure RNG.
Probably this guy. He was a right cunt
>>381571302
To this very fucking day I have no idea how you were supposed to dodge his huge wall of wind entirely. I grinded High Jump and Glide specifically for this fight and the best I ever did was taking one hit from the top of the wall before successfully landing on the other side. I haven't played it in years, though.
>>381572598
Unlucky
Also, git gud
I would rather have my anus torn open
>>381572291
darksouls going bow only vs gwyn, shit was intense when you got used to cheesing him with ruposte>>381572291
>>381563074
Literally how
>>381563563
A strange game...
>>381571279
That battle got ridiculously easy on old computers if you set the gore to 100%. The slowdown allows you to shot bullets in rapid fire to get rid of the giant bullet bills before they even get near you. I wonder if this happens on decent computers too.
>>381572712
Reflect is your friend. For the most part the best strat is to fucking run until you can spam dodge/guard against a safe attack, charging that jackknife jump ability. Seeing all these Kingdom Hearts bosses reminds me how good the combat is, I'd almost buy a ps4 for nioh bloodborne and KH final mix collection alone
https://youtu.be/BSSfLAEDVAE
WHERE'S THE FUN IN THIS
Ornstein and Smough, and yes now that I've beat the game too many times
>>381558286
Brock in Pokemon yellow because I was a dumbass kid. I think I'll be fine.
>>381562257
I know that /v/ like to say things like 'LMAO I BEAT HIM IN ONE TRY' to show the size of their balls, but with this one - i legitimately did not understand what causes problems with this guy. I beat him first try, and id not really find it hard. Tell me, /v/, why this guy was hard for you? What made him hard?
First boss in the raid, took my guild weeks.
You haven't experienced pain if you haven't had to carry a casual guild with 2 other players who knew what they were doing.
Fug.
>>381573703
Wow, I do not remember this shit in the slightest. I think I need to replay the game very soon. I do remember fucking hating the new Guard animation, though.
>>381565473
Nigga most of the fuckers there had to topple a regime before they instigated theirs.
>>381573976
Yeah, i had that. However, it's usually clear as day if the guild doesnt deserve you, i generally swap guilds after 1 day of raiding if i have the best dps on every boss, they will just slow me down.
>>381558286
Dead as fuck
>>381573971
Sometimes you just luck out. A while ago I came back to finish BB, hadn't played in like a year and I killed the Crow of Cairnhurst first try. I had probably tried to kill him 20 times a year before.
>>381574025
It's an advanced strategy used for lvl.1 critical, this game has a lot of combat options to sink your teeth into outside od the stock options if you experiment a bit. Look at how he spends his AP.
Something I also recommend trying of you still have the game is the one rotation Stopra cheese on Maleficent dragon form in KH1- it's really timing specific and even speedrunners sometimes mess up but it feels fucking amazing to chop her down without getting a word in edgewise
>>381558286
It is truly a rare occasion that a boss kills me. And if any so foolish to do so I come back with the fiercest of vengeance.
Max stats, all availably items and likely that final instant kill move that deals 999. You know I leave the starting town as prepared as one could be. I don't care how many training dummy I break with my wooden stick. I start my legendary adventures with a legendary power level.
The Kasumi-like blob from the end of DoA4.
Damn.
>>381574414
Nah, you luck out on random bosses, fume was statistically the hardest boss in the game - people died to him the most. And i did not get that at all.
Oh you meant not 'run out of luck', just 'get lucky'. Englando is not my first language.
I guess, maybe?
I don't really know, it's not like he only did one attack, or i just got lucky on his moveset - i looked it up after and he used his every attack on me, so i'm legitemately have no idea why he is considered hard. I had more problems with Elana, desu.
Since I have like 600 hours in binding of isaac, most likely something from that game. Even more likely that it's something from pre-womb since once you get gud the later ones are just item/caution checks.
It'd be pretty fucking annoying but I'm pretty sure I could do whatever boss it is on purist mode by now.
>>381558286
Most number of times would be Tower Knight from Demon's Souls. That was before I got gud, so now it would be piss easy.
>>381558286
>The pain on European Extreme
>Took me 20 hours to beat
Well, i didn't even like my anus anyway, or my scrotum
>>381572291
Oh anon, if you knew.
You never forget the hardest fight in your life, ever.
It gets so hard that you start to wonder if it is even possible to beat it, seriously.
Then you man the fuck up and say it must be, if there is more to the game, so you rage and try and try over until you fucking beat it. Then you feel awesome for doing so and that's when you can't forget.
>>381563074