>In a debate. >"List one Nintendo game that's

>>381557573
Eternal darkness

SSBB was rated T

>>381557573
Brawl.

BUT I'M A NICE GUY!

>>381557573
Twilight Princess

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>>381557573
BotW excludes 80% of Nintendo's fanbase

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>>381557573
>highheels, knee highs and a skirt

Fuk man i wish my gf would wear that

there have been a few nintendo-published M-rated games throughout the years. Eternal Darkness, Goldeneye 007 (Perfect Dark was apparently published by Rare themselves), some japan-only gamecube game that was like a dynasty warriors clone iirc.

>>381557956
Have you considered dating a prostitute?

Geist

Eternal Darnkess. Ghiest. Brawl.

>>381557573
This kind of stuff is literally worrying about nothing. As you get older, you'll realize people don't give two shits about anything besides getting where they want to go on public transportation. She didn't sit next to you because you're a freak, she's probably not even paying attention.

>>381558382
nah that's complete bullshit

people intentionally don't sit next to me because I'm ugly and creepy looking. it happens all the time. the only people who say it doesn't are so disconnected from what it's like to be ugly that they don't even realize they're subconsciously doing it.

>>381557828
THE MATRIX WAS A GOOD MOVIE

>>381557573
Eternal Darkness. Brawl. Bayonetta 2 was funded and promoted by Nintendo, so that also might count.

>>381558382
I mean, assuming you're not smelly, acting creepy, being fat to the point of your size being a nuisance, or wearing a precure shirt or something, sure.

Or ugly to the point of being repulsive like >>381558467
says. Even then, I don't really buy him, not yet at least. People with faces THAT bad don't come often. And it's more possible that he's really self-conscious about it.

>>381558467
I'm an uggo and people sit next to me without issue
Maybe you should take a bath every now and then?

>>381558768
I knew you were going to say this, I shower literally every day, I wear clean clothing, I use deodorant, I even use a tiny dab of cologne

but like I said you're disconnected from what being ugly is actually like, most people are :(

>>381558768
Baths are actually unhealthy, your body starts cleaning itself after 10 days anyway.

>>381558002

>Calling escort services "dates"

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>>381557758
>>381557972
>>381558194
>>381558642
>Eternal Darkness
>Release date 2002
>tfw you're forced to reference over 15 year old games because there's no mature games on nintendo consoles

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>>381557573
>used to be the guy on the left
>now I'm the guy on the right
>still a virgin retard loser

don't worry if you're the guy on the left lads, just remember that even if you didn't look like a freak you'd still be a fucking loser

>"Debating" video games like it's a serious topic to waste your time on

Fucking manchildren, is it to anyone's surprise that you talk of nintendo?

>>381559012
OLD IS BAD
NEW IS GOOD

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No More Heroes.

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>>381559012
>Loses arguement
>Tries to shitpost
SAD!

>>381557573
FE games are consistently rated T.

>>381557956
This. Animu thighighs and short skirts look great, but IRL it just makes girls look like hookers
Not that I really care, 3dpd and all

>>381557573

Wasn't the conduit a 15?

>>381559313
ESRB is not restricted, it's "suitable"

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>>381557972
Zangeki No Reginleiv was EDF

>>381557573
Pokemon is rated 12+ now because of the Game Corner

>>381559012
>tfw you're forced to move your goalposts so you can continue your quality console war thread #3524786
please die in a fire m8

>>381557573
Bayonetta 2.

I have to give a prestation in a mock e3 presentation. Can I get some buzzwords and phrases to use?

>>381559114
>>381558382

>Caring & writing so much about the picture.

You guys kind of betrayed yourself as the the beta losers.

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>>381557573
Bayonetta 2

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>>381558382
>Not having an exclusion zone around you no matter what event you attend.

I can literally sit anywhere in any event, and if I'm the first one somewhere, no one will sit next me. I can't figure out what repulses people so much.

>>381557573
>froppy prefering Bakugo to Lida
sound about right

>>381557573
Look at the guy grinning like this is what he thinks getting laid feels like.

>>381559012
>le mature gamer
>le cinematic movies
Maturity is anti-fun. Did you have fun when you were a child or when you were adult? Most mature games are not fun. You're just trying to look cool.

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>>381558382
>>381558467
>>381558697
>>381558768
>>381558835
>>381558873
>>381562630
>>381559114
>>381564175
>>381564426

Virgins spotted.

>>381564475
useful post!

just kidding

>>381564462
You can have childish looking games that are aimed at intelligent adults (ie Undertale). Nintendo games are aimed at babies.

>>381557573
Both of those guys are Asian though?

>>381557573
Me on the middle / right

>>381558467
Complete opposite for me. I'm not ugly or creeping looking at all. And whenever a girl gets on the bus and there is an empty seat next to me or some fat ugly piece of shit, the girl chooses the fat ugly piece of shit every single time.

Play more games OP.

>>381564863
This.

>>381564664
Yeah, Fire Emblem sure is aimed at babies, just look at the Early Childhood rating it has from the ESRB-oh wait, that says "Teen". That's...that's an...age restriction...whoah...so this...is the power...of shitposting...magnificent...

>>381564863
It's because she thinks you're good looking and she would feel uncomfortable sitting next to a good looking guy.

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>>381564863
>Im not creepy or ugly at all

That's what YOU think lmao.

>>381564863
People get shy around hotties. Also LONDON
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>>381564863
Honestly, it's because the girl sits next to people who they assume are so out of their league that they're not bothered by them. If they were to sit next to you, you might actually attempt to strike up a conversation or make an advance.

This is also while they'll choose someone who's married or otherwise engaged, to prevent possible attraction.

>>381558697
>People with faces THAT bad don't come often
We're not here for no reason, anon

>>381561508
4k
Teraflops
Immersive
Ever-expending
The infinite power of the cloud
[fuckhugenumberhere] pixels

Basically just watch any Microsoft conference where they unveil a new console, it's buzzword central

>>381564863
Yo. Let me ask you a question.

When you get on the train, do you sit next to the hot girl? Or the average girl? Or even the guy?

Think about it.

>>381565338
What if you were just bullied so much growing up you have a hard time convincing yourself now that you aren't irredeemably flawed?

>>381565563
Pretty much anyone who winds up on this site has some sort of major thing wrong with them, even if it's not obvious. Only the lost wind up here.

>>381565512
First I see if there are completely empty seats. If there aren't and it's between sitting next to a cute girl or a fat ugly guy, I'll choose the girl.

>>381557972
007 was T

>>381557573
Devil's Third.

>>381565654
Whatever major thing wrong that may be, you could change if you worked for it. Don't give up, anon.

>>381565654
This is not true. This isn't 2008 anymore grandpa. not everyone here is a friendless loser. I know many of my normie faggot friends on FB who browse 4chan to look "edgy"

>>381564863
People are intimidated by people that look better than them and feel better if they look worse. I know I do.

>>381557573
>>"List one Nintendo game that's received a rating that has restricted the age group"
What were you debating?

>>381566379
We'd have to know what that thing is first before we can change it. Sometimes you can't see it in yourself.

>>381566732
This makes me sad because it's true.

>>381557573
Technically the 'E' rating is 'Everyone 10 and up'. It's not just Everyone.

>>381557573
Mortal kombat . You didn't say 1st party.

>>381568001
>We'd have to know what that thing is first before we can change it. Sometimes you can't see it in yourself.

I know that. It takes time and introspection, and probably confronting some ugly truth about yourself, but it's never impossible and always worth doing as long you're still alive.

>>381568281
introspection isn't enough most of the time it takes other people pointing it out over time until you come face to face with the reality of it.

>>381557573
Xenoblade

Have any of you "accidentally" touched a girl on the bus before?

>>381568536
Buddy, you gotta try. Try to think of your life as an experiment. It's a waste of time not to try.

>sitting on the bus to work
>someone sits down
>immediately have to stop using my phone before I run up some nsfw shit
I need normalfag shit on my phone, not even Twitter is safe for me

>>381557573
Bayonetta 2

>>381562630
>I'm a fucking loser
>haha you betrayed yourself as a fucking loser
wow good job

>>381568929
I wish some cute girl would "accidentally" touch me on the bus.

>>381559792
Published by Nintendo.

>>381557573
Metroid?

You're at a bowling alley of twelve lanes and are the only person on a lane.

A girl comes in with their significantly older mother and decide to take the non-paired lane next to yours.

What do you do? How do you feel?

Sometimes, when guys who are bowling come in by themselves, I put them on lanes right between large families.

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>>381569351
>follow japanese artists on twitter
>browse between classes
>image with a gaping anime girl asshole covering the entire screen comes up at the exact same time that somebody walks right behind me

>>381571242

Did you save the picture? Mind sharing it, friendo?

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>>381571054
>Sometimes, when guys who are bowling come in by themselves, I put them on lanes right between large families.
jesus fuck

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>>381571405
>Did you save the picture?
No, I have standards.

>>381571612

Must be nice.

>>381557758
Does it count if it were only published by Nintendo? Because if so Bayonetta 2 would apply.

>>381559249
>Nintendo

>>381558382
I always sit next to cute girls. Every guy does that.

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>>381557573
Source on the comic?