You had to be a >faggot >sissy >fat >smooth-skinned

>>381548646
t. Shitter who was never the winner

>>381548646
Because you didnt do it right.

>>381548646
You're not trying hard enough my man.

Thanks, I like being squishy :3

>>381548646
>I never had this happen to me even as a kid.
And that's why you were always in second place
True men know that victory takes sacrifice

>>381548646

Have we truly sunk so low that this is actually a thread?

>>381548646
well i guess there are enough
>faggot
>sissy
>fat
>smooth-skinned
>girl
>not man enough
>soft
>squishy
>loser
>weak
for nintendo to send out mittens?

anyway. people justdid it wrong. it was alwayys with a rythm, never as fast as possible. But being that its a party game played by casuals, most little kids never noticed.

go post this on facebook if you want to stroke your ego

>>381548863
Keep an eye for the "adjective + e + noun (girl)" threads. You'll like them.

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>>381548802
what part of your body is squishy the most?

>>381550019
The most squishy part sometimes is not squishy