>PS4 turns on by itself at 3AM >starts ejecting and eating

>>381537018
Your fault for buying a launch PS4.

>>381537018
My PS3 does that

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>Seras thread at 3AM
>start ejaculating over and over again

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>>381537079
It's not even a launch PS4 but it is the OG model.
I removed the eject button and thankfully it hasn't done it again in quite a while now. Fucking Sony.

>>381537018
Mine did the same shit.
Googled for a bit and did the powercycle thing that fixed it.
https://venturebeat.com/2015/12/14/is-your-playstation-4-randomly-ejecting-discs-heres-a-few-fixes/

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Seras is CUTE!

That's pretty spooky

>>381537018
>3AM
>Playing Xbone
>Console bugs out
>Suddenly a video feed of my living room starts displaying on screen
>"Connection Lost - Reestablishing"
>Game starts up again like normal

Oh Xbox

>>381537018

its just cleaning the dust off itself

Should I watch Hellsing just for Seras?

>>381537704

watch ep 1 of abridged its all you need

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgnIjJexut4

PS4 has great games but console itself is such shit

>every fucking game has insane load times
Everyone still complains about the "horrible" ps1 load times, which were 5-10 seconds, while nobody ever talks about PS4 games often loading for a WHOLE FUCKING MINUTE
I almost wanted to kill myself getting 100% in Nier Automata and Witcher 3
>horrible menus
They are just fucking shit, everything takes too long to access. You have to do like an up, left left, x, up, x, to reach downloads (in notifications?!) with a small wait between inputs because you can't buffer them
If you want to start youtube, you have to wait for all the ads to load then scroll past them
To access your library you have to scroll all the way to the right

And there are no quality of life features like "shutdown after downloads finish" or pinning games to front of the dashboard so I don't have to look for them all the time

>>381537578
>>381537226
>>381537018
Literally used goods

>>381537704
Watch it for Schrodinger as well.

Alucard v Anderson is the peak of it all

>>381537018
It's trying to emulate your fap behaviour to bond with you

>>381537848
Literally wrong.

She's just got a man inside her.

>>381537704
No. In the first series she does literally nothing, in the other she fucks an australian then kills some noname jobber

>>381537973
Alucard has the highest on screen kills doesn't he? Just the hotel scene alone puts him up there. Then again, Millenium bombed the fuck outta london.

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>>381537789
>or pinning games to front of the dashboard so I don't have to look for them all the time
This is the fucking worst.
They added the option to make folders recently which was kinda nice for taking all the irrelevant non-vidya shit you never use/can't uninstall and dump it in a single folder and ignore it forever but that's about it.
It's funny because the Switch UI is incredibly similar but so much better.

>>381537973
>Not liking Pip.

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>>381537018
>computer set to standby
>sometimes when i walk into the room it turns active without me touching any inputs

>>381537704
Hellsing Ultimate is great. It's retarded nonsense but in a good way

>>381537128
>Filename
Kek

>>381538153
The tremors caused by your sheer mass activate the space button

>>381538153
That's because of the vibrations from your fat ass walking around and causing roomquakes

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>>381538190
The whole premise laughably good.

>THE DRACULA was defeated by Van Hellsing and forced to be the Family's servant
>Helped during World War 2 to stop Nazi Vampires killing everything
>Is now part of an organisation that kills Vampires
>Said organisation is not liked by the Catholic Church who has an undead Priest who has an army of younger priests and samurai nuns

It is the right amount of cheese mixed with gory fun.

Mines will do that every now and then but if I unplug it for a few minutes it usually fixes it for a few days. The problem is that it happens so randomly that playing physical games is a gamble because I've had it eject the disc while I've been in the middle of playing a game before. I tend to go digital most of the time anyway, but it still sucks.

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>forgot my ps3 controller is still paired up with the ps3 in my brother's room
>accidentally turn it on when I thought it was now paired to my computer
>stay completely silent and hope the beeping ps3 doesn't wake him up

>>381538272
i wish
bloody asian genes won't let me gain any mass, fat or otherwise
you'd think the britisher genes in me would have beat them senseless given their history but no

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>>381538153

>lying in bed trying to sleep
>PC is in sleep mode
>wind is whispering
>usual creepy night noises
>suddenly the computer wakes itself as if I moved the mouse
>check room
>no one is around
>mfw

>>381538391
see
>>381537226
Get rid of the eject button it's useless garbage since you can eject the discs from the menu anyway.

>>381538376
Anderson isn't undead, he is just some guy

>>381538476
British genes have been weakened by centuries of inbreeding on their rock

>>381538512
How do you do it senpai
Give us a link or something if you can

>>381538518
Some guy who can regenerate and at one point had his heart ripped out but his body tried to grab it again.

I couldn't think of a better word so I used "undead"

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>>381538092
>tfw stumbling across a pixiv practically dedicated to Girlycard BE

>>381538580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySRg6aCMKr0
It's very easy. You can even do it with your hands.

>>381537018
My launch PS4 wouldn't shutdown with the power button on the front or the controller you had to pull the cord from the outlet

>>381538653
How long do you have to stumble?

>>381538478
>fag post ''creepy'' stories instead of going through BIOS and OS settings to disable any and all wake up triggers.

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>>381537018

>Trying to sleep
>PS4 keeps yelling: DONT GO TO SLEEP

>>381537676
Nice deflection sonyyger.

>>381537018

>Put disc on Xbone
>No reading
>Do it again
>No reading
>Do it again
>Loud noises that sounds like an animal is being skinned alive
>It works

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>>381538671
Thanks m8
Have some toobie

>Be gifted a shitty surround sound system for my PC as a kid
>Soundcard can't handle it so its just stereo
>Begin to hear voices at night
>Meters of tangled wires were picking up russian radiowaves

>>381538785
>Put disc on Xbone

>>381538705
About https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=143867 hard

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>>381537018
>living in the us
>hanging out with friends at the town walmart
>burger music starts playing

>>381537789
What was wrong with the PS3/OG360 UIs that they needed to change? In both instances its become so much worse

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>unplug computer
>go to sleep
>computer is on when I wake up

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>>381538190
The TV series is worth watching just for the OST alone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0d3IAcuUxM

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>go away from mic from a bit, mute myself on discord
>come back, friend says he heard me say nothing for a while
>mic is unmuted

>>381537018
Who is this semen demon?

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>turn TV off
>go to bed
>wake up
>TV is on

>>381539906
TV alarm clock?

>>381539102
This shit is all your fault.
If you didn't buy a laptop and if you set that shit up properly it wouldn't happen.

>>381539812
>semen demon
wrong bodily fluid, also image name

>>381541038
Is she some kinda vampire prostitute?

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This is what you idiots get for not turning stuff off at the plug socket when you go to bed, it'll save on your electricity bill too

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>>381537018
>close the light in the next room
>Computer does the usb disconnect sound
I bet it's some electric thing, but it always makes me paranoid there's some sort of spying software installed to my rig.

>>381538376
I do enjoy the fact that they explained why Dracula was so special; simply because he can absorb souls he became ridiculously powerful over time

>>381541921
there probably is m8

>>381538883
Note: this guy deleted a ton of stuff that you can only find by crawling through the horrible interface of twitter, have fun. Delete -large when saving images from the end of the file extension for maximum enjoyment.

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>>381537973
Picked up

>Wake up
>minute later console turns itself on
>look at it in disbelief because it's set to not do anything in background so It should be impossible to turn on by itself
>30 seconds later someone knocks on the door

>It was jehovah witnesses

Did god warn me or something?

>>381542065
>kills off all his other souls to undo what schrodinger did, effectively giving up his power and becoming mortal again just to be with Seras

I thought that was sweet, and a kind of sappy ending like that isn't at all what I expected from the series given all the shit that just happened before that

>>381543008
>and becoming mortal again
He's still a vampire though, he had to get rid of every single one of his souls with the exception of Schrödinger's because of his omnipresence fuckery.

>>381543225
Huh, I thought he got rid of schrodinger too

I should reread it again

>>381543391
The only soul he has left is Schrödinger's, explaining why he has pink eyes in the last scene. He should've stayed dead to be honest. Good fucking luck killing this asshole now that he doesn't even need to drain souls and can wish himself back to life just like catboi used to.

>>381541351
do you mean unplugging?

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>>381543645
I forget that other countries have shit plugs

>>381537848
And?

>>381543702
It still blows my mind that other countries don't have power switches on their outlets.

>>381543883
Because in Capitalist America, it would be a waste for your outlets to not passively drain a teeny bit of electricity that can be rounded up hourly!

>>381543883
UK mains electricity is also twice the voltage of American, which means electronics charge more quickly without wearing out as fast and we can boil kettles much more quickly

>>381544079
Americans don't even know what a kettle is m8, they heat their water in the microwave

>>381544591

Or on a stove. Why would I need hot water that often to need a fucking special appliance for it?

>>381544687
For tea 4 times a day?

>>381544591
that's partly because kettles take ages and partly because they don't drink much tea

>>381544687
it's useful for making pasta, tea, gravy etc

>>381541101
>vampire
yes
>prostitute
no

>turn off windows auto updates
>still wake up to my a restarted computer and new windows updates

>>381537018
When will vampires be fun again?

I unironically like the 90s cheese and edge, nothing is better than black leather, green neon, "cyber hacker" aesthetic and emogothpunk vampire sluts.
We need a revival

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>>381539132

Mein afrikaaner.

The only anime OST I can pop in and actually listen to start to finish. So many great tracks and none are bad.

>>381537018
You PS4 need exocism /x/ confirm this

>>381544839

But why not just put a pot or small pan of water on the stove for a minute instead?

>>381544817

Just make a pot of coffee and drink that throughout the day.

>>381545681
because you're often making multiple cups of tea at once a lot of the time and a kettle is quicker even when you're just making one cup

>Just make a pot of coffee and drink that throughout the day.

coffee =/= tea

>>381538478

Same thing happened to me. Except you had to push the button to wake it. I still have no fucking clue how my PC have been turned on while I was sleeping.

>>381538478
>>381545976
If you are using Windows 10 it's trying to make you update. If you have one pending it won't let the PC sleep and attempt to update at the intervals it guesses you aren't using the computer much. Just let it install and you can put it back to sleep again

>>381541101
>Vampire
No
>Prostitute
Yes

>>381541101
>vampire
Maybe.
>prostitute
I don't know.

Tfw no Hellsing video game

>play as an Hellsing Anti-Vampire task force member
>Kill ghouls and have boss fights with vampires
>Catholic fuckery plot in the background
>Gathering info about the Millenium influence
>Last level is the last stand against thousamds of ghouled londoners.
>Objective: Survive

Something like that happened to me once, I was playing Witcher 3 then suddenly the ps4 ejected the disc and launched Bloodborne which was the next game on the dashboard.
It was 2am and i watched juon an hour prior, soiled my pants and just went to sleep.

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>>381545017
>YAR HAR FIDDLE-DEE DEE
>Never get updates because literally can't

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>>381538518
>>381538623
Anderson was "engineered by the vatican" to have his regeneration.
It isnt really clear as the other monsters, but he is Frankenstein Monster of the series.

>>381543883
KISS principle.
Why bother with extra shit that could break and brings only marginally benefits if any.
If you're standing by the wall wart to press the switch you might as well pull the cable out.

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>>381548097
This!
I just want to go berserk with Seras in level 2.
It's a crime that there is no vidya about something so stupidly over the top like hellsing.(ultimate)

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>there's virtually no porn of aryan catboi
>there's virtually no gore porn of RVW
Every waking moment is pure agony

>>381548097
>Tfw no Hellsing video game
Dirge of Cerberus

>>381539057
The PS3 interface was pretty bad, too. There just wasn't a whole bunch of shit like Sharefactory and Vudu or what the fuck ever hogging up space, and it didn't connect to the internet for every goddamn thing because it assumed you wanted to watch a stream of the game you owned instead of playing the fucking thing.

>>381550097
Mine was the version with a single Singstar icon and it bothered the shit out of me

Then I got a Ps4 and just wanted to shoot myself

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>>381549498
>Hellsing Ultimate by Platinum Games

>Go to sleep
>Wake up at 5 in the morning
>PS4 is on the bed right next to me with a plastic boner
>Panics as I stare at it and ejects Bloodborne right on my face
>Falls off the bed
>"I was just updating your card info, a~anon! Please dont refervish me!"
>I pull the cable off the wall
>System turns off
>PS4 has no game tonight

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The Walking Dead by Telltale taught me that ceramic turns glass into pieces on contact.

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>>381537128
my fucking sides, brilliant

>>381539906
Some TV have an auto on feature when a connected device turns on. You should be able to disable that.

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>>381537018
Hellsing Ultimate has so much godlike voice actors, holy shit, and I'm so glad we got big dialogues between Jouji Nakata and Wakamoto, fucking amazing.

This happened to me once
>PS4 turns on at 4am
>"FUCK OFF IM SLEEPING"
>PS4 turns off
>Go back to sleep

>>381550709
I wish my PS4 was this cute.