>be hideki kamiya >shit out a poorly made action game prototype

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>be hideki kamiya
>shit out a poorly made action game prototype which features nintendo c haracters forming into iconic nintendo weapons and fighting robots
>nintendo is so unimpressed with how poorly represented the characters are that they say "just do original characters please"
>put zero effort into advertising it, fuck you
>flops deservedly, runs like shit and plays like absolute fuck
>be some fat fuccking neckbeard from france
>be so obsessed with nintendo that you get a chance to make a pitch with nintendo
>your autism manages to flawlessly create mario
>nintendo is so wildly impressed they actually greenlight your terrible idea because you basically did as good a job animating mario and luigi as nintendo does due to being autistic
>game looks fun, changes things up and does shit in a way nobody ever has before

Why is Kamiya such a cuck? Why do people like a guy who can't even out-do some stinky neckbeard?