>finally get my hands on BotW >thought this guy was going

>>381501456
Because accordion bird.

Because he's kinda cute. Also as far as we know he is going to have some significance to the story DLC, since he had a part in the trailer

>>381501456
husbandofags

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Because /v/ is full of furfags in denial.

>>381501456
Because over 50% of Zelda fanbase is furry faggot.
Maybe they lusted over Komali than Medli

>>381501456
because all the furries of /v/ want to stick their dicks in his cloaca
same case with the fishstick prince

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Because he's a sweet baby boy.

>>381501456
furries love to oversell non-human characters because it's the only thing in the entire game they can get off on, even if the character itself is overall worthless compared to the main cast.

>>381501456
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accordion

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>>381501456
Because furfags latched on to the first character they could sexualize, then proceeded to ignore all the flaws this game has.

>>381501456
People want to fuck him....thats why.

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Kass's threads are the sweetest threads.

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Real best boy stepping through.

I like parrots, accordions, and characters that aren't in your face. Kass is a cool fella in my book.

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>>381501456
Just what is attractive about a bird? Is it the feathers? The sharp beak? The talons?

Nintendo fucked up. The new Rito look infinitely worse than the ones from Wind Waker. The old designs have style and characterization, the Breath of the Wild designs could be in any other fantasy rpg ever made, and they also look like furries.

>>381506289
Literally kill yourself monstergirlfaggot. I can't even fathom how shitty your life must be with such awful taste.

>>381506119
I don't get it either, it's one of the most unattractive anthros. Like not disgusting, but just doesn't even register as being possible as attractive, it's like Cars porn to me.

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>>381504438
Best boy and Link's canon husband

>>381506461
Why is Link's tongue so long?

Birds are terrible animals. They make bad noises, there's a clusterfuck of bird species and most of them aren't even beautiful or cute in the slightest, but people attempt to compensate for their flaws by making "cute" plushies and forced characters in books, games or cartoons. Normal people can see birds as the shitty animals they are and realize that birds are the shittiest creatures.

Many birds that can be kept like chickens or falcons try to trick the owner into thinking that they're as loyal as dogs or intriguing as cats, while they don't even care for the owner. Many birds try to look cool to get cheap food from humans, those who mimic sounds, pelicans with their huge beak bags, peacocks and their creepy eye-filled tails, California quails with their stupid calls and parrots and crows completing piss easy puzzles that a child with autism could solve. They do their show, while the mindless birdlovers give them easy treats and praise. Just like street artists but with inferior intelligence and no interest in entertaining the public but just to make their fat bellies even fatter.

Birds are basically THE worst noise in the morning, have the worst smell, are below the dumbest mammals in terms of intelligence, can't even survive being squeezed on their necks and shit on everything. Everytime some idiotic birdlover goes on and on about lead poisoning, or muh invasive outdoor cats, all I can do is laugh.

>>381506731
But crows are above the smartest mammals in terms of intelligence, barring only humans.

>>381501456
/v/ is full of gay furries
what did you honestly expect

>>381507052
>he doesn't know
this is thinly veiled gay furry thread

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>>381506551
for smooching

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>>381506889
yeah, they're so smart that they constantly fall for the same trap over and over again.

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>>381507321
>>381507052
Anyone else straight irl but internet gay for furry bird men?

>>381507842
Nah. Orcs and scalies occasionally do it for me but that's it, even them I'm really picky.

>>381507321
no shit

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>>381507842
straight irl but gay for Hylian

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>>381507842
Nope. Women are unbelievably hideous in every dimension. I don't think it's possible for a sane person to like females.

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>>381508418
Every fucking thread. I just want to enjoy gay shit, no see some autist trying to prove how gay he is and talking about women.

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I miss Rito posting.

I want it to be March again.

>>381504438
honestly, no. Kass is much better.

>>381506424

/birdfurry/ here

I think their beaks and feathers have a level of elegance to them usually. While I'm not a homo I do think Kass is a very well designed character from a visual standpoint.

Something about the smooth lines of beaks and bird heads just scream "attractive" to me.

I could speak to the sexual attraction aspect but I'm gonna retreat to my containment board instead.

mods pls no ban me

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>>381508667
>why are there people who hate women in gay threads reee
I think guess they must have a point about heteros being insane.

>>381508937
>i just want to enjoy gay shit
>hetero

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>>381508937
>implying bis don't exist

>>381508716
I also miss Link posting.

March was blessing.

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Birds are not cute, they are scary and evil

>>381509046
>implying bis should be allowed to exist
your kind aren't welcome here or anywhere else. fuck off.

>>381508667
Blame the closeted straightfags and biscum. They always attention whore in these threads.

>>381509410
Where were there any before your post? I don't even see any in the entire thread at all.

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>>381505901
If you give something thats inherently non sexual stuff like thighs/Muscles itll sell no matter what its on [pic related]

>>381509567
Are you blind? Read the thread. "I'M STRAIGHT BUT.." "ANYONE ELSE HERE STRAIGHT?????" Happens every fucking thread because straights can't handle not being the center of attention. Closet cases should be put to death imo.

>>381509410
>closeted straightfags

w-what?

>>381509714
fucking this holy shit

>>381509714
How is that attention whoring? I mean they're still talking about their homolust with barely any replies.

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>>381509714
There's nothing gay about wanting to make love to a bird.

>>381509714
>fucking attention whores
>i'll give them attention that'll show them

>>381501456
Furries.

Or featheries or whatever those niggers call themselves.

>>381508716
I love that arrogant burd.

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>>381509714
>gays complaining about attention whores

hahahHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY FUCK LMFAO NICE FUCKING MEME

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>>381510140
Except to that bird
I thought he was going to be some loveable trickster--he was a straight-up asshole.
It would be nice if they gave him a bit more backstory to explain his assholery, but nope
>I'm better than you
>Also fuck you I can fly

>>381501456
Fags are in love with him

>>381510576
They're completely right. Straight men are the biggest most insufferable attention whores on the planet. They just lack the self awareness to see it. Pathetic, desu.

>>381512529
Shut up faggots. You spread AIDS everywhere in the 1980s and ruined anonymous sex for everyone.

>>381513380
Anonymous sex was never good. Typical heterotrash like you wouldn't understand what relationships are about though, so I can't say I'm surprised.

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>>381512365
Some people are just assholes, anon. They don't have a backstory explaining it. Try working in the legal world.

>>381508716
Genuine smile raviol is cute in a non lewd way. Too bad it's nonexistent ingame

>>381513660
>gay man
>giving anyone relationship advice

Anyways hope you had fun at Pride, hear those public group sex parties in the park right by the kids playgrounds are a good time

>>381514801
>anyone but gays understanding relationships
good joke. love only exists between men who love men. straights are literally too stupid to feel human emotions.

>>381514801
Gays don't go to pride parades. Only straight women and their pet cucks go to those, so they can look progressive.

>>381514801
Those are faggots: a byproduct of leftwing cultural Marxism. Gay men are respectable human beings.

>>381507630
>yeah, they're so smart that they constantly fall for the same trap over and over again.
Like posting on 4chan.

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>>381509179
you take that back

>>381514893
[citation needed]

Honestly, it must suck to be a monosexual. Your perspective on sex is so one-dimensional.

>>381515057
>be a straight male
>one of my best friends is a tomboyish lesbian
>tells me I should go to the pride festival in our home town with her this year
>because it's mostly desperate straight white girls there now and they are usually drunk

Long story short, my friend was pretty dead-on.

>>381501689
kass is a fine adult, not a baby